Birdbyrde440:


How did I lie?
And how much is official rate?

GreatAchiever1:


Nope, Spouse is different from partner. Infact it's better to use the term as it is; husband or wife, but in some cases the word Spouse is allowed but never partner.
Your husband is not your partner neither is your husband to see you as his partner, contrary to what you've been led to believe by the culture, marriage is not a partnership but rather a relationship involving a hierarchy with the husband as the head and the wife as his helper.

therealMcCain:


Hello, how did this go? I want to buy from them too but this thread is the only thing that pops up when you search for lamore on nairaland. Are they legit?

Localemperor:
You have N1000 to create the perfect woman

Big Breasts = N500
Faithful= N300
Intelligence = N500
Beauty = N200
Godly= N300
Respectful= N300
Big Ass= N500
Good In Bed= N200
Good Cook = N200
Funny= N300

Let us see what guys will choose. No chance for loan.

Goodlyhrt:
I am still salvageable though because I just started not too long ago. But I am on the part of going for everything I have ever detested and concluded to be works of agents of darkness and have countlessly cursed the perpetrators.

I am now into the game as they say it.

It's a process where I will eventually be godless and ruthless because if I succeed I won't have to believe in any goodness of heart.

It's a process that is sure to make me dark-hearted, not easily swayed with plea or pity.

I am still yearning to get out of this situation if I have the chance first thing tomorrow morning.

I am still salvageable guys.

Don't allow me become the Anti Christ of something worse.

During this time I constantly go on my knee begging god to miraculous save me from what I am about to do. But it seems he is just not there. Or just does not give a flying fucck about me.

If you have anything for me that is not pertaining to an alternative way to get out of poverty please don't say it here.

If you wish to know more about me please go through my previous post.

Thanks.

MrProlific95:
There is news of a protest in Niger State Nigeria,

Lemme advice you all, if you love yourselves don't go out for any protest.

The game Northern Nigeria want ro play is obvious, Tinubu's friend Buhari wrecked Nigeria, North didn't protest, all of a sudden protest is no morr haram?

Buhari and his gang of appointed thieves should cough out everything they stole else they be imprisoned.

Tinubu should better guard up, else... He will be the first President in our 4th republic to be deposed.

Nough said.

Zino89:
send a WhatsApp message to 0814 121 4773 to add you

IntelLord:


@Getsaved Interesting and insightful expository on the mindset of most Nigerians. Especially on the matter of them worshipping, supporting and defending the same leaders who put them in the calamities they wail about daily. It baffles me. It's beyond reasoning, logic and comprehension.

I want to know, can you share what Rotimi Amaechi said recently (about the docility of Nigerians)?

Any link or resource you can share?

kenbee:
Congrats to him but ...
When is Guinness book of Records going to give Nigeria citizens the award of longest endurance from Greedy and Clueless leaders?

mariahAngel:
Hola foodies!!!👋🏼
It's another beautiful ☀️ny weekend.

We all love rice, right? I mean, who doesn't? 🤷🏽‍♀️
The weekend is for rice, and like play like play, we have quite a number of delicious rice dishes to choose from.
And I'm sure the ones below are not all there is.

So, which of these Nigerian rice dishes is your favourite?
Kindly hit like on the one(s) you like.👍🏼

Pictures' source: Instagram

Emeskhalifa:


Check w3school dot come.

Currently learning SQL over there and to be frank so far so good it's been a smooth ride. You don't have to pay anyone a dime for anything. Just have the right mindset and stay focused. Good luck.

Bossman:
Here is a whatsapp group specifically for Java. It has a lot of beginners and advaqnced folks as well - https:///ELxsL1h9RdPGIUKJTzIRij

You can also try the beginners forum for Python/Java etc.
Here is one for java - https://coderanch.com/c/java

Bossman:
Everything you need is online. Mentoring is not needed at all. Just ask questions and folks will respond.

pansophist:
1. Lions are called the king of the jungle because Tigers (and other stronger formidable predators) do not live in the jungle. In other words, the people who look down on you do so because you haven't assumed your throne and shine in your glory. Go be a king in your domain.

2. Resurrect your inner b!tch. The world is a jungle, and being Mr nice guy will not take you far. The unrelenting you are to exhume your inner b!itch, the farther you go.

3. Formal education will make you a living, but self-education will make you a fortune. True life's education is experienced outside the classroom. know the difference between to be schooled and to be educated.

4. Being harmless and incapable of inflicting harm is not a virtue. It is a weakness. The ability to inflict an untold amount of harm, but chooses not to, is virtous.

5. If they stand behind you protect them. If they stand beside you, respect them. But if they stand against you, destroy them.

6. Be aware of your vices, and do not let it destroy your life. A typical vice for men is philandering, negative aggression, greed, alcoholism, etc. For women, it is prostitution, chaos, vindictiveness, narcissism, and dissatisfaction.

7. The antidote to suffering in life is responsibility. pursue what is worth dying for, and every other suffering you pass through shall be insignificant.

8. Never be afraid to walk alone, instead be afraid to walk mindlessly with the crowd. Your mind can be your greatest asset, and your greatest liability, depending on if you nourish it well. Be a solitary Tiger if needed, not a mindless sheep.

9. As a man, your superpower lies in being masculine, and for women, being feminine. Understand what this means and accentuate it to the best of your ability.

10. The ability to express yourself eloquently is power. The power of speech can move mountains, bring down standing armies, and give meaning to life. Be eloquent. The content of your speech speaks more about the speaker, as opposed to the subject. The sophisticatedness of your mind is expressed through the content of your words.

11. The weaker you are, the more fight you will get into. The stronger you are, the less fight you will get into either. To thrive is to be tough.

12. Anyone that loves you in the truest meaning of love is your family. Love unites people not blood, though love coming from blood relation is thicker. To understand the true meaning of love, substitute the word ''love'' with sacrifice. Love without sacrifice is not love, it is infatuation.

13. the natural mandate is that anything valuable comes from the inside. If an egg is broken by an outside force, life ends. If it is broken by an inner force, life begins. Do not let external forces suppress your inner voice.

14. Approach every human relationship and connections with a sense of mutualism, conversely, do not entangle with someone who does not understand this timeless rules. Mutualism is growth, parasitism is death. The tree provides shelter for the bird to nest, and the birds help the tree by spreading its seeds to fertile ground, to germinate.

15. The gentle walk of a tiger is not foolishness, but strategic. In life, know when to give up, preserver, and what deserves your energy and resources, to avoid falling deep into the "sunk cost effect".

16. Have boundaries. A hen is harmless, but as soon as it hatches, its mouth used for eating becomes a weapon to defend and protects it chick, regardless of the aggressor's size.

17. At the very basic, humans are animals. Our behaviors are merely a reflection of our social conditioning (religion, culture, tradition, etc). Know how to alternate between your animalistic nature and your social conditioning to advance in life. For example, understand what attracts the opposite sex from an animalistic perspective to be successful in the mating game, and know how to employ the proceeds of your social conditioning (honesty, civility, professionalism, etc) to get ahead.

18. Do not go through life, but 'grow' through life. Your daily activities should compound into something bigger. Just as a seed becomes a tree, and forest in time, your life should follow the same path. Time is the only precious thing you have. Sadly, most people learn this too late.

19. In this capitalistic world, money is your best friend. Try to make enough of it. You only live once, so live it well.

20. Your health is paramount. You are what you eat, so eat healthily. The surest way to go ahead in life is to look good. Humans are wired to treat good looking people well, and it is a sure way to pass down your gene, as the opposite sex will find you attractive. Attraction is a powerful force, and eating healthy with proper exercise can give you that, regardless of your financial status.

pansophist:
Let me play the devil's advocate.

Those that wants to end it all don't usually come on social media to declare their intention to end it all. They just do it.

Son in reality, your life still de sweet you.

AyarmBoye:
what do u mean by bridge issue?

These are MAn made philosophies.No man can define you better than yourself.

That is why those in category A have some personality traits of those in category B.

Note:Only you can define you.

You can decide to change any of those personality traits you don't like.

OlawaleBammie:
Remove #1, den d rest are synonymous to me..

pansophist:
I've been thinking for a long time why some people overvalue themselves, and think they are too good for most people. After much thoughts, I pinned it down to lack of intellectual depth.

Going to school doesn't mean one has an intellectual depth, it simply means you're schooled, or certificated. What you know is basically what the educational system wants you to know. You're susceptible to brainwashing.

Intellectual depth is like having the Bible of life. So you won't make mistake of the future by your actions of today. This is where good parenting and a healthy society comes into play. The importance of a good parent is to prevent a child from mistakes that would cost them their future.

Parents have passed through childhood themselves, have lived longer than you, and can help you reach your destination faster. Good parenting are your life boost. You'll see some kids done with master degree at 25, while some adults didn't even attend high school. That's good parenting.

Society has also evolved from thousand of years to come up with a system that works. So things like integrity, chastity, good morals are qualities to have, to make life easy on you.

One angel of Intellectual depth will be to first of all, operate from a position of imperfection. That you're not perfect, and others are not too. Imperfections should not be confused with dysfunction. Being a stammerer is an imperfection, being a criminal or a prostitute is dysfunction.

If someone is genuinely good to you, see you as a part of them, has a admirable character and on an upward move to becoming the best they could be, such person should be a strong candidate for a partner if the situation occurs.

Their other imperfections should be overshadowed by their other good qualities. Also, what every adult have come to learn is that the people that truly loves you are very very few. If you're lucky to find some, don't waste it. It hardly comes back.

LoveUdie:
On our way out I noticed her bra strap was popping out of her beautiful dress and I called her attention to it. The only way I could have known that it was not right for her bra to pop out of her dress is because I know how ladies wear that kind of dress.

"Don't you have a tube?" I asked. Because I know the best way to wear the dress is with a tube bra that doesn't come with a strap (I can't remember what it's called.

What do we do about it now? Okay hold on let me pin the strap to the dress and hide it.

So I got a pin and handled that department very well like I have done it before. Or maybe I have, remember those times as little boys when Mom will call us to help her zip up her dress, or hook her bra strap behind. Hehehe, we had no idea there were very good rehearsals for marriage. Sometimes mom will give us her eye pencil to go and sharpen. I remember when my mama used to give me her wig to brush. Those times I used to think, "What? I am not a girl". But far from being of help to her, it was training in disguise. For the brothers that didn't experience this, I don't envy you at all.

Okay so I handled her bra strap popping out with a pin like a pro and I saw the happy, impressed look in her eyes. Before then she asked me if I can cross her bra behind to make it look like a design, I said "yea, I can even zigzag the bra behind if you want." Dont try me, I'm a BRATOLOGIST 🤣😀🤣😀🤣

Guys, I just want to share some VERY weird but necessary skills you need to learn to be a great help to your wife as you walk toward marriage.

#1... Learn some simple bra hacks, like me, a pro.🤣🤣 learn to cross multiply a bra🤣🤣. These are things the Bible won't tell you but I know the Lord approves of this knowledge. Most men do not even know how to hook and unhook a bra, that's very bad bro. I think it's the first thing you should know how to do as a husband. Got sisters? They can teach you. Don't have one? Don't worry relax, you will learn it by divine knowledge.

#2... Learn how to sharpen an eye pencil. This is not like the normal pencil you used to sharpen in nursery school with a sharpener. This one requires some extra professionalism. Learn it, it's very key. When you're running late to go out your wife cannot be applying makeup and looking for how to sharpen her eye pencil at the same time, you can collect it and help her out to save your own time. I'm speaking from experience as a husband.

#3. Learn how to wash a woman's panties. Listen don't make your face, there is nothing nasty or unscriptural about this. Don't let our culture mess you up. TWO SHALL BECOME ONE FLESH - including washing panties and boxers. Your heavily pregnant or nursing wife will not have the strength to do her business herself most of the time. She will just soak it in the bathroom and leave it there, and you cannot be walking past it when you can easily bend down and help her out. And mind you, they don't wash women's panties the same way men wash boxers like a sponge. The same hands that remove it can also be washing it sometimes. Learn it. How do you learn this? Start washing your boxers regularly, when you are used to cleanliness it benefits your wife.

#4... Learn how to style a woman's hair, or at least simple ways to pack it. Some of us are just zero in this department, we cannot help a woman pack her hair and ribbon it. This comes in very handy in marriage, when your wife will turn to you and say "Baby please help me use this ribbon to pack my hair." You'll just be there looking, your own is how to scatter it when you want to disturb someone's daughter.

#5... Learn how to fold women's clothes. So very important too. Well, some men are not even interested in helping their wives wash Or iron their dresses, let alone interested in folding and arranging. Women are not the only natural arrangers of the home, men can be too. Learn how to fold a dress neatly. It's important.

#6... Learn how to tie a scarf. This one is ultimately important uncle. You cannot survive your wife's disturbance in marriage if you don't know how to tie a simple hair tie. Women can worry with this, "Honey hold it here, roll it there, pin the gele here, shock it in here." It can be very tiring, yet so much fun. So start opening yourself up to it.

Footnote: SOME of these things can be learned over the internet. Sometimes when I am scrolling through my news feed I see videos teaching how to apply foundation, simple bra hacks, zip hacks, how to tie a quick scalp, etc. And I take my time to watch and learn from them. I put in the effort because I want to help meet my wife too. Sometimes I tag my bestie in it. Note that you must go practice with a woman first, the internet is a wide library of resources. Make sure you're disciplined to run away from porn sites that also pretend to teach these things.

Okay, so ladies which skill am I forgetting? Add it here for the bros to learn, and be fast.