NLPoliceWoman:

If you say dat policewoman no fine.
U definitely need to consult your optician tomorrow.
You definitely need new set of glasses oga jakumo, I say this with all due respect sir.
We are fine in our police Union.
I am a policewoman and I am beautiful.



Make una no mind jakumo

Cute

God bless Federal Republic of Nigeria

How do I find engine number of 2008 Hinda Accord?

And what is the format of the engine number?

Thanks

placeofallure:
By all standards, I am pretty and I have had my privileges. I tend to have my way with almost everybody.

At the Sunday School when I was little, the teacher was sharing Xmas greeting cards according to how we were sitting. There was a girl sitting beside me and it was her turn to get a card, and it was the most beautiful card of them all. The teacher skipped her, gave me the beautiful card and gave her another one. This incidence was the first time l realised how I looked.

My boss where I served couldn't act bossy with me as he did with every other staff and corp member. He has been mesmerized. He later confessed. The same goes for my zonal inspector. Other girls would jump over themselves if he at least looked their way. He begged to date me for the entire year and I used him.

My lecturer in school has a reputation - He's Mr. No Nonsense. My friend and I turned in our assignments late. Normally, he wouldn't collect it. We tried our luck. He accepted mine and turned my friend back. I pleaded for her but he said only me deserved that privilege.

When I showed up at the immigration office to process my passport. The officer wouldn't let people in, in my presence, he was turning people back, he just looked at me and I made sure we had eye contact, he not only asked me to go in, he led me to the capturing office and gave me a seat.

Many privileges really. In school when we want to do things or see a lecturer or some important people, my friends would push me to the front.

It is real and it works for me.

Interesting

Fira09:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLeSZRCzNWw



SOURCE

I saw them this morning

A seven-storey building under construction on Oba Idowu Oniru Street, Lagos, has collapsed, trapping about six persons.

The Permanent Secretary, Lagos State Emergency Management Agency, Dr Olufemi Damilola Oke-Osanyintolu, confirmed the incident in the early hours of Sunday.

He stated that operation had commenced on the site to rescue those trapped.

He said, “Upon arrival at the scene of the incident, an uncompleted 7-storey building undergoing construction was found to have collapsed. No injury sustained however about six people are reported to be trapped under the rubble of the collapsed structure.

“The agency’s heavy duty equipment excavator will be required for the rescue of the trapped victims. We have activated Lagos State Response plan .Operation ongoing.”


https://dailytrust.com/breaking-six-trapped-as-7-storey-building-collapses-in-lagos

Great100000:
Leicester City 4

Vs

Manchester United 1

Comrade why

Let me park here, this gonna be an interesting match.

Comrade pls reduce the volume

Good news, we pray for more.

Umsworld:
Wow GOOD NEWS




Local content drives the economy and reduces capital flight

So much on point.
Foreign league is next, lols

ArewaNorth:
Senator Kashim Shettima, Vice-Presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC), has broken his silence on the controversy which trailed his dressing to the Nigeria Bar Association (NBA) conference in Lagos on Monday.

Shettima, who stood in for Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, Presidential Candidate of the ruling party, became a social media sensation after one of his pictures at the conference went viral.



Social media users had accused the former Governor of Borno State of fashion error, picking many holes in his dressing.

The criticism took another dimension when different persons, including celebrities like Charly Boy, mocked the politician with #ShettimaChallenge, which had several pictures of those reproducing what could be described as the senator’s dressing but in a comic manner.

But speaking on the incident for the first time since it happened, Shettima said he deliberately wore the sneakers.

He also alleged that a Presidential Candidate, whose identity he did not disclose, plotted mischief ahead of the event.

In a video, Shettima said, “I was in Lagos for the NBA conference. The conference held in Eko Hotels. It was largely funded by the Lagos State Government, the APC government of Lagos State. Subsequently, they moved to Eko Atlantic City, a product of an idea conceived by Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

“When I sent my recce team, it was learnt that one of the presidential candidates’ team held meetings for three consecutive nights to commit mischief. I was told it was a hostile crowd… I’m a banker, trained by one of the best bankers in the world. I’m a Jim Ovia boy. I deliberately wore sneakers to the NBA to swam at them.”

https://dailytrust.com/nba-conference-saga-why-i-wore-sneakers-on-suit-shettima-breaks-silence

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cutecommend:
A Pastor said a guy slept with a married woman and lost his job the next day.

If you sleep with a married woman will it bring a curse? Let me tell you one thing. Curses are sometimes like seeds that grow into a tree. Do you know if you sleep with a married woman today, you may not feel anything or consequence until maybe 10 years later.

Sleeping with married women is dangerous. You may escape it, but your children may begin to experience some negative stuff.

If you have slept with a married woman, please stop it and repent.

Sleeping with married woman is bad. It's a no no for me. I see married women like fellow men.

MrBrownJay1:
how you want your kids to focus if/when everytime teacher turns around to write on the board, boys anaconda would be messing with their mind/body?!!?!

all these women with BBL and fake tittays sef!

I can never be distracted by this. I love modesty

LUAN1:
most children inherite height from their mother not father, speaking From my observation sha.

That's fallacy.
Height is a dominant trait over short.

EmiDon11:
I dont know why nigerian girls love guys that are taller than them.

They so much love the type that when they hug him, thier hairs will be below the guy's jaw or neck.

They look down on short men so much.

If u are broke and tall, some nigerian girls will consider u.

But if u are short, come broke join, hmmmmm,
I have nothing to say.

So over to the girls,

Why una too like tall guys?

I think they feel protected around tall giys

Wow!

YINKS89:
A relief to thos that commute the area

You are spot on

Nice one from the Govt of Lagos State

olumzzz:

Talk to valarinz about volvo

Thanks Boss

valarinz:



Boss, I no sure say I get muscle for preaching these days..

Pls modify to "Talk to Valarinz when you're ready to buy Volvo"..

I heard Volvo has one of the best security

valarinz:



Boss, I no sure say I get muscle for preaching these days..

Pls modify to "Talk to Valarinz when you're ready to buy Volvo"..

Pls shed light on 2008 and 2009 S60 Volvo

Kewtt:

That's why we have a Mercedes Benz thread

True.

What's your take on modern Volvo cars?

CedarHoldings:
not as people exaggerated it, just find a specialist mechanic and good rewire, you are good to go, better than haunting vehicles.

Interesting.
Thanks so many

Rexymania:
You're funny o. I love your courage. Man must survive

I was shock to see my number one suspect, coming to admire my car the following morning. I was wondering how he knew that I brought the car home.

Kewtt:

On point. Drive a Mercedes Benz or BMW and forget anything Toyota

Finding a good Mercedes Benz Machanic is not easy.

CedarHoldings:
same thing dey my mind, they are still coming for op, he be like say e show him plate number.

The plate number is covered

CedarHoldings:
i use volks, i get peace of mind, i can park my car anywhere i want, + German cars has quality interiors and stand well on ground than their hunted Toyota.

I heard Volks do have electrical problem. Is it true?

olumzzz:

Go and do comprehensive insurance and sleep soundly

I thought about that earlier, but I will be dumping it this year

Kewtt:

No tell this one your address o.

Smiles, Thanks Boss

Johnnyboy6757:
bros, ur car clean die

Thanks Boss.

All glory to God for good maintenance

iwaeda:
Chelsea travel to Yorkshire on Sunday afternoon to face Leeds for the latest edition of a historically spiky rivalry.

While no one in the modern game contains quite the same steel as Ron 'Chopper' Harris, Thomas Tuchel's Blues duked out an explosive encounter with Tottenham just last weekend. Such was the boiling fury at Stamford Bridge, the wiry German received his marching orders following a handshake staring contest at the final whistle.

Here's the XI Tuchel may send out against Leeds while he serves his suspension this coming weekend.

Let me park here

29kobo:


1.The transmission system is in a bad state. It needs fixing. Problem is, it costs a lot of money...far more than what government has.

2.Distribution and generation are not allowed to set prices. Under a riddiculous set of clauses in the law governing their set up, their price is set for them by government. As a result, they run at a loss, government subsides (paid for in part by loans) are not enough, and there is no political will to let them charge cost reflective tarrifs.

This means not enough profit, not enough investment...nothing to expand generation and transmission at all. Even if we transmitted all the 13000MW we have and can produce...remember that Lagos alone needs 10000MW for 24 hour power supply, seven days a week, and it needed that in 2010.

No more electricity subsidy