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SRT8:
I think you're just h orny and only looking for a quick fkck which you see as a reality with the new girl. . . Maybe the new girl has a bigger yansh, no?

Your points are invalid...i never stated anywhere i am lusting after the new girl. I didn't have any quicky with her

ireneony:
what if tomorrow u and ur new chick had an argument and met another girl, will u leave her too? right?

Nah...this aren't the first time we are having an argument...but why will she go days without picking my calls or returning my messages??

I have a girl i love so much..we'v been together for a while and she loves me too.

Last week, we had an argument though we were both guilty...but i over reacted cuz i was disappointed with her attitude.

I later called to apologise but she never picked up my calls till now...its not being easy staying away from the person you love that long.

Now the problem is...there is this other lady(we met of recent)we have been spending time together (though we never had anything in mind at first) we became really close to the extent we had an "accidental" kiss the night before she travelled home for "hols".

I think we are beginning to have feelings for each other and i am just confused now cuz i don't know if my girl has gone AWOL (we have never stayed this long without communication) or maybe i should rather stick close to this new girl...

What do you guys think i do I am so confused And lonely

Rapsainot:
Another collection of noise

Is there any 9ja music that doesn't have to do with noise

Its just how much packaging of noise is coming out from each song...they are all musicians noisemakers

The proud will always fall...Its just a matter of time

Who can give me the answer to this?



You guys shouldn't end up having headache o

So you never took
time to study him before getting married

YungwizzzyChina:
Nairaland

So your mum is a social network

I saved her number on my phone with source like what is where i come from

What about you?

YOUNGSTUNA:
...may God provide job for you dear...
..before you become legend of the jobseeker..

Gezz! This is wickedness

EroticAngelina:
whats ur problem?? didnt i just made it clear that i dnt like u?? Stop being clingy

Swirry, you need "anger management class"

What if someone comes to you with 50million dollars to burn your school certificate...
Mind you, 50million dollars is equivalent to 8,194,999,700 naira.

What will be your next action??

marieolae:
nice shoes

Can you just stop it stop derailing please

MrIknowAll:
yea. Dats his job. He studied banning in school...

Lwkm

MrIknowAll:
CORRECT.. I agree with u. Lemme put a light in d banning ish... Nowadays, I dey fear dat mo.ron called puskin.. Jst imagine, he gave me 5 months ban.. Dats y I no dey even comment on topics again cos I dey fear make him no ban my destiny. Dat guy dey follow me every where I go like say dem send am 4rm my village make him dey monitor my post come dey ban me....puskin, I am sure u are gonna get diz, I pray as u are readiNg diz post, ur eyes are gonna pop out like sponge bob...

Is this not gonna get you another ban??

Lol...back in those days when my kid bro was still very young, i remember taking out of his SMA gold for consumption

So has anyone ever "stolen" (yeah, let me use that ) their baby sibling's meal??

jotey:
kkk

This dude right here is a fool...i like calling you a fool is even an insult to foolish guy

I noticed something bad about NL romance section and its becoming absurd.

Threads created by women are always getting more comments

pictures of "rate me" uploaded by women have less(er) abuses and bashing...But any guy that does that is in serious trouble

Mods don't ban female monikers as frequent as guys (though i haven't received any...please i don't want any either )

Intelligent ladies are always praised, but you ignore the intelligent guys and not even a single like on his post/comment...so the guy becomes a troll.


Why did i create this topic??

I opened a thread yesterday about the way women say "all guys are same" telling them to stop saying that cuz all men are not the same....but one troll lady called liabili.ty created multiply unrealistic threads, and she ended up getting more comments and all that...Not like i give a fffkkk but i just noticed it randomly

1. Are we trying to say trolling pays??

2. What's up with Gender equality

3. I think this is more of the reason(s) why male guys keep creating female monikers to draw more traffic to their threads...(Though i don't even have that in mind...it sucks btw)

I beg you all on behalf of me and my other guys(male in general) please stop saying "all guys are the same"...we hate the word so much. Infact it hurts our feeling.
I was "toasting" one girl recently upon all the "pick up" and "throw-away" lines, all she could come up with is "you guys are all the same too much sugar-coating".

I wanna know who started using that line...i think she deserves a slap.

#Sighs...so we now have female trolls

Spacebookers/derailers everywhere

I'v been on Nairaland for a while now and i have noticed some kind of personalities in here. Ok let me start with the few i know

1. The "seriouslies": these are the kind of people who ends up putting up "basic points" on every thread with strict and strategized composition of their words...these kind of people are mostly here to give their views/points and leave.(Most don't even reply their mention)

2. the Likers: these set of people only move around threads just to like posts...sometimes i don't think they even read some comments before liking. They might just hit the like button because the poster has many other likes...i wonder what will happen if there's an "unlike button"

3. The derailers: These ones don't have anything meaningful to comment. They mostly come up your topic and start asking "abeg who get bb charger" though they have their times... i wonder what Nairaland will be without them

4. The sharing crew these set of people will share any post they want...even if its useless to the people following them

5. APC vs DPD crew: #Lips sealed...i cannot come and go and start separating fight.

6. the mean MODs: we have friendly ones who comment on threads and join the flow but we also have the mean ones...These guys are always close to the "Ban" button...*beg make una no. Bam me o

7. The Viewers these guys are members but they will never comment, like or share...they just "look and pass"

8. The Spacebookers: These set of guys need serious deliverance

9. Light skin vs Dark skin crew: these ones never get tired about how beautiful a light skinned lady is and how natural a dark skinned lady is I.E Mrcock and his followers.

10. Alpha dogs: these ones will always wanna be in charge of everything...if you stand to oppose them, you better get ready for hot E-war

11. Over-sabi crew: these group of people are always on all threads giving the "ITK" answers to all questions" almost the same with the "seriouslies"

12. Woman wrappers: i am personally tired of these guys they will never let you rest when they spot on a pretty chick the next thing you see is a thread telling you how much they are inlove with a (f) moniker and these guys will always view any profile picture of an (f) moniker

I think these are the ones i discover so far...Add yours

samflexxy:
ols just try to get in that situation again but this time don't dull o don't give a phuck about what she might say just phuck her mehn

She's been coming to my house with trousers recently...seems like i lost that game


But i am still determined

snowprince07:
Op:What is my next move
snowprince: na me u de ask?? U no see where google dey again

Baba reason now

samflexxy:
You should have phucked her when u had the chance now are you sure you are a bad boy?

I don't know what came over me...i was a dummy @ that moment though i regret that action...Don't wanna make it look like i forced her or something

Ok...i am not a dumb/slow guy (i am a very good
bad boy) but sometimes even bad guys get
challenged.
There is this awesomely pretty girl i'v been tailing
recently. Like it's been almost a month now since
we'v Known each other and i have tried every
possible way to furck her (sorry that sounds
raw...i am pained)
Like she comes to my place(at least twice a week),
we get down and start "playing rough" i tried
smooching and touching...but when it gets to
pulling off her undies for the action, she "stops"
and "reset"
Though there was this one time i was almost
there...the only thing i did was withdraw when she
made the statement "is this why you want me
here?"
Guys i am seriously not feeling good anymore...like
is there anybody there who can help me out on
what to do...i really need to "hit that nail"
Pls
Pls
Pls
Pls
Pls
Pls!!!!!

If she's tired or weak, i'll help her out with her bag...but if she's not doing anything then i carried her bag what am i trying to prove? "Loyal boyfriend" right That's st*upid

So i will carry her bag then she will be busy pressing her phone...

Yeah what do you think?? The devil was once an angel

DollyParton1: So u mean if she was sent out of the country on a course from her work place, you wouldn't let her go? Or would you deny yourself of advancement if the table turns?
No one wants to stay away from their spouse for even one day (i.e in a normal marriage), but situation can warrant it sometimes. What do u do then? You jump on the next available pussy?
Long time of no sex is no excuse at all.

in 2014, you leave your husband for a friday night then you are doomed!! Not to talk of a whole year...believe me, he's definitely gonna jump on the next available puss*y