₦airaland Forum

Friday is the best day to strike,the Presidency is a good marksman. Once arrested on Friday before the bail application is perfected it'll be on Monday,and by then your Drillers will have gotten the neccessary and vital information without your Lawyer usually SAN shouting violating of your human right. Every corrupt Politician should dread Fridays! Thank God is Friday (TGF) is not for corrupt politicians anymore. My Lawyer friend had threatened to get a perpetual expatriate motion forbidden me from eating. This frivolous motions are militating against quick dispensation of Justice in Nigeria.

whirlwind7:

Did you know that farmers in India now use coca cola as pesticides?
Shows you the sort of poison humans have been consuming.

Do you know that in Cape Verde Island they use beers to wash toilet and it clean better than Harpic. That's to telll you the disfectant Nigerians are consuming daily.

There is a better way to tell that girl you're fed up. Nija guys claiming HIV + since 1400AD when they don chop too much clean mouth and want to move to ''greener pasture'' or the honey land.

This shows the extent of lack of control and uncharismatic of GEJ's administration. Bayelsa that should be 99.9% PDP is almost declining to 45% APC,55% PDP. Did GEJ also failed his people?

If Adams Oshiomole will marry Lara,Baba will as well marry most ladies or guys relations here calling him ugly without even remembering he's ugly. Beauty and excess money are twins in Africa.

When we fail to understand a content/context of a Bible portion-our first often ill informed reaction is to claim we're all knowing and inputs contradiction to that Bible portion or the Bible entirely. The Bible was written over a 1,600-year period. Its writers lived at different times and came from many walks of life and background. Some were Farmers,Fishermen,Shepherds,Prophets,Judges,Kings,Doctor etc. Tell me of a book with such span and with different writers of different background?That's to tell us that the Bible in not an ordinary historical book or novel. It was written under inspiration of the Holy Spirit,so if you're not guided by the Holy Spirit you might hardly grasp the real tone or meaning of a particular Chapter or Verse or the entire Bible. Also it's only when you've read the entire Bible that you'll see that some of your ''observed contradictions'' were resolved in other Chapter or Chapters. If you pick up a novel or letter and start from the middle without bordering finishing the content from beginning to the end. Your opinion of the general novel or letter is bound to be hasty and wrong. So my dear the Bible never contradicts itself, but humans did!

Who wouldn't? He has Burunei in his flamboyant pocket. Separating his Personal Account from Burunei Account is like separating your two balls which will definitely make you impotent. Money answereth all things,even Solomon acknowledged that. Poverty is the root of all evil,never money.

nairalife2013:
State secret service operate like a well-knitted family. The service is run by tireless veterans who spend years studying their prospective recruits(for the core agents) stealthily before contacting them for possible employment. Veterans in the service do not retire. They work till death and are men and women of highest character who, like God himself, are capable of operating underground with the highest level of secrecy. God is capable of maintaining his grip and power on the world becos, no matter what, he cannot reveal the basic secrets of creation and the underlying factors of the universe. The veteran works to know everything in his dormain and without, and in saying nothing of it except if needed by the state thro his superiors. They are drilled to find thier own pleasure inwardly in the number of secrets at thier disposal to the use and ultimate satisfaction of the state instead of the worth at street value. The service has two real departments: the public service and the agency. Staff in The former are employed by regular course publication while staff in the later are hand-picked secretly from the psd or from anywhere in the world following years or months of secret appraisal and tentative confirmation. Members of the agency grow thro the grades to old age and death - they do not retire. Some only get to meet thier princIpals face to face decades after employment! Some work solely as ssa(secret service agent). Some live double lives - working as policemen, soldiers, civil servants, businessmen and women,navalstaff, anything. Those who do double work retire from their public work at the appropriate time but work to death at THE SERVICE.

--Culled from various Intelligence literatures.

This your extract is in tandem with global ''best'' practice in regards to SSS or DSS. But in Nigeria recruitment into the Service is mostly tilted towards more political patronage,connection,nepotism etc than merit. That's why most of them will ''proudly'' flick their ID card to you that they're members of DSS on the slightest provocation or argument. That's why they'll pay ''solidarity'' visits to politicians of their locality to reveal themselves. That's why even their neighbours knew they're DSS. So why call them ''Secret'' Service?

Nairalanders! How can tortise be cute? Even if it's London or USA trained or reared.

It good that Bola Ahmed Tinubu and Akande shuned the meeting before they'll be wrongly accused again. Because after the General election whatever the duo do or undo is interpreted to mean another thing having sacrificed a lot to the change proces.

Guys go relax again till 28-31st October,2015 to start the mad rush again. Trust Nigerians na,we like and enjoy dying minute exercise,after all we'll lie we've never heard it. Who knows it might still be extended again come that date.

Does Rotimi want his numerous problems solved by Adebayo or true reconcilation? He shouldn't has mentioned those his problems now as Adebayo will be suspicious he's not remorseful.

She will definitely be hot cake for gays. How can my beer beer/ hair compete with that of my woman? God win!

I can see some unrepentant arm robbers dancing shoki!Removing the Army will escalate the almost tamed Kidnapping,armed robbery and violent crime in South East,South South and South West. Nigerian Police care more about their belly (illegal money) than they care about internal security. Hence, as it stands now they should be retrained or reoriented fit in when the Army are gone. PMB should pls make it a gradual process to psychologically reposition our police to the challenges ahead. Those citing Constitution,I don't think our Constitution forsaw a situation whereby someone will carry bomb laden outfit with the sole aim of killing himself and many others. The Police or Army cannot even threaten him/her with death or bribe like they will do to arm robbers.This is the reality of this century most of our officers are not equipped for.

You guys and Ladies are missing something here. The National Identity Number (NIN) qualifies you for the National e-ID card. Once you enrol,you'll be issued the NIN. When the NIMC infrastructure is fully deployed your identity will be definitely verified or authenticated with your NIN even without the e-ID Card. So the above emphasis is not about that e-ID Card per se but the NIN Issuance which doesn't take time. Despite the e-ID card issuance is a bit taking time,but those who had collected theirs have confessed that the National e-ID card worth the wait. It's not an ordinary ID Card like most of us think you can print in every business centre. It's a National e-ID Card closely tied to your identity,not only is it tied to your Identity,it has a payment amplet or functionality etc i.e you can use it as a credit card,to make purchase via POS and other electronic Channels. So do avail yourself of the this great opportunity to get registered and make sure you do so with your real or official Identity,as once your NIN is issued to you, you cannot successfully be registered again. That's why they have a slogan in NIMC that says,''You can only lie to us once,and live with the lie till the rest of your life''. Be guided appropriately.

I am not convinced by this story,cos those Onitsha boys would not be so refined as to allow them partially unclad i.e leaving their b*a and p*nties behind. Reason na!

So we had this number of fleet and former Minister of NNPC Mrs Alison Madueke could not charter from the Presidential Fleet to reduce cost,but chartered amount from Operators greater than the cost price of some Private Jets.

Nigerians riping from where they did not sow since 1900. When Bola Ahmed Tinubu was risking his life and resource for the APC project noone complained,but now it has paid-off whatever thing he does,says or unsaid is misunderstood to mean the opposite even when it's for the good of the party. Very soon using the convenience will one day be interpreted to mean another thing. I know once we Reapers of where we did not sow pitch him against the Presidency,the APC we'll then rest and clean mouth waiting for another person to bring down. Let us free BAT,enough is enough.

Na only me fit no believe this story. Make I ask,'' Was the guy having ''forced''carnal knowledge of her bucca cavity or the Labia majora. Answer to this question will determine the authenticity of this write up.

Tell me a man who doesn't cheat? I'll tell you a smart guy who is never caught or is dead broke. The society is something else nowadays,it's only a handful of men who doesn't Cheat on their Spouse. Married men nowadays even cheat more than boyfriends with girls who even like it when they're married.

It's obvious that Atiku is softening the PDP ground for possible contest against APC in 2019 using PDP.

Uncontrollable Konji is deadly!

Senator Bukola Saraki has sold his birth for a pot of porridge. Lets see how far he can run! How can Senator David Mark from a Minority Party be crown Senate Leader?So now APC Senator might likely become a Minority Leader? It beats all known political suicide. The Senate 8th National Assembly is in for big time crisis the Senate have ever witnessed. Immediate past and past Governors with stolen state funds to throw away are seeing themselves as godfathers and are holding the Senate to a ransom with emergence of Saraki. They should note that the the National Assembly is different from their various State Assemblies where Honourable Members almost served like their errant boys. To me dice is cast!

Senator Bukola Saraki has sold his birth for a pot of porridge. Lets see how far he can run! How can Senator David Mark from a Minority Party be crown Senate Leader?So now APC Senator might likely become a Minority Leader? It beats all known political suicide. The Senate 8th National Assembly is in for big time crisis the Senate have ever witnessed. Immediate past and past Governors with stolen state funds to throw away are seeing themselves as godfathers and are holding the Senate to a ransom with emergence of Saraki. They should note that the the National Assembly is different from various State Assemblies where Members almost served like their errant boys. To me dice is cast!

sosanova:
[size=14pt]Amaechi is a big Fool
Only people whose brain are made of Indomie will believe his pictures and Stories
It is clear n evident to all Rivers Residents that Rivers State Government house was vandalized, it was shown on Tv
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So your own brain is made with spaghetti that's why to you everything shown on TV is ''nothing but the truth''. People funny die....

Who told una spiritual baby needs a physical ante natal?

Bye GEJ the best President Nigerians thought to have but never did.The only Goodluck Nigeria had under your regime was your name and accepting defeat against the advice the cabals who've been ruling us while you watched,outside that every other thing was almost badluck. God bless you!

Except FFK"s twitter handle is hacked. If not how can he be insensitive to the feelings of his dear wife except if he has none.

The son and daughter fine die...

Very soon we'll rename the entire team Rivers Angels. Are there not other good female team in Nigeria? That club must be wonderful that almost all her players made the list including 2 goal keepers.

Her Boobs is her ''selling point'',just like some of us our mouth,pen,legs,hands,''unclothedness'' etc might our own selling point. Funny and weird World!

GEJ and his team had good intention for scraping the leporous Fuel Subsidy,but on realising that it's the easiest conduit to syphone public fund,the cartel and cabal bought them into the ''business''. Hence,more people were brought into the ''business''. Since FG lack the capacity to make sure fuel are sold at subsidised price, it need to be scrapped lets suffer it once,since Nigerians at the heighest of the fuel scarcity bought fuel at prices as high as between #500-#1000 per liter I don't think we wouldn't bear it if it's removed. In most parts of Nigerian from year to year fuel is never sold at the subsidised price. Hence, the only real beneficiaries of the fuel subsidy are the Cartel and Cabal who collects the Subsidised Balance and still go a head to sell above the price ceiling making double gain.