₦airaland Forum

You cannot reverse the frayed nerves ruffled by your insensitive ''joke''.Some jokes are extremely expensive just like this one.

Naughtysite:
That's very shameful ?

Sir, have you been eating these 13months and kept your workers hungry ?

Guy I heard him said he's owing Salary Arrears,not Salary. Except if I am seeing things...

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]Oh gosh

Since April 2015,if na like this govt appointment dey dey,impunity could've reduced and appointment could've even got to me and you. This hire and fire is getting out of hand,though interesting as I am waiting for more head to roll. The last day of a man is usually dangerous. Para dey catch MDA CEOs and PM not be small thing o.

They'll explore the fine option and go scot free. It is here not Nigeria again?

This man should make Olympic list soonest. What about me that trekked from Nigerian to USA? How are you people going to celebrate me?

T.A Orji is the worst Governor to have ever governed any Nigerian state. He cannot win Councillorship in his Ward free and fair. Those singing his praises are either blind,ethnocentric ,mad or all.

If David Mark mean business let him decamp to APC and try to see if his plot can work out. If he thinks APC is that stupid to allow him work where he didn't sow he has to think again. This goes beyond the Obanikoro treatment. Even Minority Leader he might not smell this time around.

You've succeeded in chopping my MB. Cos without pic this your story can be written even sweeter by any person without any creativity at their disposal.Thank you!

Will they refund the money they might have collected from desperate politicians against tomorrow?

Typical of Nigerian Politicians-once the the odd is not to their favour they'll tend to be holy pass. Resign from the said bad government,they'll not. In the developped World once you're no longer comfortable the body language of your Party,Boss etc you tender your resignation and the teaming massses will take you serious. One can see that this man's selfish anger is induced by greed,that after his loyalty for 8 years his Boss did not find him worthy to replace him and staying ''idle'' in the next 4 years is the worst nightmare of every Nigerian politicians. So he's sympathetic to PDP should in case they win he'll collect appointment,should in case APC wins he'll plead and said PDP bewitched him and still collects appointments. If APC wins and give appointment to even FFK he will take it without any oita of shame. Nigerian Politicians are creatures of circumstance and are basically after their stomach. To me this is not news at all!

It's glaring. Sometimes even when you delect such unsolicited sms,they'll instantly send it again telling you they ''bought'' the phone for you. As if this is not enough,they'll call you talking rubbish. Some time they will trick you into believing that is just for one week free trial,once that one week free trial is gone,they'll automatically renew it for you without your volition. Sometimes once you press any key to this spam you've subscribed and if you want to opt out ,no way out till you physically go to their nearest office. This network providers are intruding unduly into our privacy,NCC should please look into these matters.

When you play unwanted radio you distract and inconvenience yourself. When ever they start the romantic sing song make live sounds that'll make them realise you're listening & that they're disturbing your peace. They'll be ashamed. I tell you you'll not likely heard it again at least for some times.
But Oga make I ask you self,''Why you no dey sleep even as at 4.00am? You be witch?

Ok na! OBJ just played his own some days ago,GEJ moro. Who knows when GMB will play his own?It's like politics done enter pitch level now. Though football politics dirty pass political politics.

I know one day,a day like this will come when Chad,Cameroon &Niger etc will begin to make mockery of Nigeria for rescuing us from Boko Haram. My only surprise is that it's coming too soon.

It's silly to eat Eba with fork or chop stick. Eba is an African food and must be eaten in the African way. Most African pretends alot-you claim you're a white man whlie drinking tea even as you've used over flowing 1-2 liter cup and had consumed about 15 slice of bread against Tea etiquet,you're still forming American or British. Will white men dare eat our food our own way no! When the colonised Africa and ran shortage of foreign food some of them started eating Eba with fork and called it ''civilisation'' and as usual some African Elites carried it in their head.

Were they killed with rat poison or what? No bullets wounds,bruises,and other gory signs of this mass slaughter. During September 11 Terrorist Attack on US it's didn't took George Bush six year to start confronting and guiding against further carnage. In the past Six years weren't there money meant for security in our National Budget? Nigerian Current Political Leaders are good in blaming their predecessors for their own policy failures or mistakes than honourably take responsibility for the country's sake. Tell me a Leader in the World who first lead his country without Predecessor(s). None,instead he/she might be first Indigenous. If we keep blaming 1960 for the problems or challenges of 2015,we'll keep losing focus. Any way sha Kudos to our gallant officers despite their inadequacies were able curtailed the spread of Boko Haram.

There's something this guy is not telling us here,and that's the naked truth. He has taken advantage of her emotion,for if he had not he couldn't have bordered for our advice here than tell the girl he's not interested. Tell it to the birds!

I no trust the source of this new. It seems misleading and mischievous. I can't see it in any other where or news media while this is supposed to be National Breaking news. Confirmed now,it's real!

Anambra APGA should note that PDP is taking them for granted. The policy of Vote GEJ for President and Vote APGA for other positions is counter productive as many of half educated voters will make mistake or increase the number of invalid votes.

In recent times,MBU has become a hosuehold name or synonymy for impunity,rascality and arbitrariness. Lagos is more advanced than Rivers state,so if he tries that his Rivers state stunt in Lagos state,he might not find it funny. He must be professional and non partisan in all his dealing with all parties and make sure that the election is free and fair. But with his ''reputation'' Mbu will make a better cop in Borno or the troubled North East where the bad boys (Boko Haram) are snoffing innocent lives of Nigerians daily.

Most Nigerian Ladies have this mentality that if you don't log-in you're a jew man. The most annoying of it is that most gals that want no sex makes monetary demand pass in many guises.

If Operating computer is the only qualification for the Nigerian Presidency,then let Philip Emeawali be president or kindergarten pupil who could operate it. Baseless hitting up the polity.

This money will end up in the private pockets of those not in any way affected. Why did it take this long to settle them? Politics of Nigerian is deceitful and self serving. Every Politician now is very social,picking their calls once,opening their gates to all,shaking hands with every person,awarding numerous contracts,and attending every occasion etc. Once the General Election is gone they'll become their original self again. Some will stay in Abuja throught their four years in office only to come back four(4) months to General Election. Let's us always see the man in the mask and use our Vote to chase them out. Vote wisely and above all for a change!

Nigeria Youths let us all be wise and read between the lines. Why's almost all Nigerian Governors are slashing School Fees now? It's for their selfish interest of conning the gullible masses into voting them again,after our votes they'll become tin gods again-and increase the said fees again with another ''good'' reason(s). If you protest and destroy school property you will still indirectly pay for them.

These are election tricks-making promises,sharing money,rice,salts and picking everybody's call. It's like a promise made beofore intercourse which is usually very difficult if not Impossible to fulfil after the act. This is not an achievement but our right,never a privilege,so why clap for them? It sucks!

Obama's electoral promise is in action and we're here catching cold. How many of our Leaders proimses has been fulfilled,power,Ajaokuta steel,Refinery,employment,health care,agriculture,education etc?

Our leaders are visionless,that's our greatest curse never oil. Our oil could've taken us to the envy of Asian Tigers, Saudi,Qatar ect,but poor leadership and corruption since Independence has turned our Oil to a curse. Is has never been OIL BOOM in Nigeria rather OIL DOOM.

If Abraham asked why Isaac he could not have been called father of faith neither is Sarah who called him My Lord. It might be a mere test by his Husband of the value she places on money and submissiveness.

Tithe was meant for the Levites who had no inheritant nor property but rendered sacred service to God. Most pastors today own properties and are gainfully employed or self employed,so they don't qualify for ours Tithe.

Was Jesus Christ our Imitator a rich man?He borrowed a cot and even borrowed an Upper Chamber to have the Last Supper with His Disciples. Jesus preached about God's Kingdom not Wealth Creation most of our men of God preach. If they seriously belief in the Heaven the preach,wouldn't it be folly to amase properties and wealth on earth beyond subsistence.

No wonder Mahattan Ghandi has this to say,'' I love your Christ,but I hate your Christians''

Stephen KC should quit because luck is no
longer on his side. Football is 80% Tactic and
20% Luck. We've exhausted our 20% lifeline-
it's time to get Tactical. The way our Players
plays most at times without any iota of
passion it seem difficult to differetiate bw Training from competitive match. Apart from
Discipline and fear KC has added no value to
the Super Eagles mode of mismatch.

Since 2010 Mr Peter Obi became a Political Nichodemus-APGA by the day,PDP by the night. He just made it open to us!

Take note being a single mother does not rule abortion out in the Ladies life. So that should never be a criteria,character and circumstances leading to her status should be our point of making the life time decision of settling down with them. I've known a single mother who committed several abortions,only that this particular one refused to be terminated. So it's a two a edge sword-character and attitude should be our only point of reference nothing more,nothing less!

2 Pac got this to say...
Money bring bitches
Bitches bring love

It's really difficult nowadays if not impossible to differentiate Love from Money.

Can you carry fine boy cook? Impossible!