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Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Varsity Students, Trader, Recovers Over 5000kg Drugs by Gharial: 4:12am On Dec 07, 2021
Ndigbo got the Nigeria drug trade on lockdown

If you want to be a serious trafficker or drug mule you've got to go to the East cool
Politics / Re: Mohammed Wushishi Is Dead (Former Chief Of Army Staff Dies At 81)! by Gharial: 8:40am On Dec 05, 2021
Onpe...

Na one of the werey wey IBB us to scatter Nigeria be that

Why e no die for his village, idiot
Fashion / Re: What Does The Well Groomed Man Look Like? 9 Guys Share Their Thoughts by Gharial: 9:37am On Dec 04, 2021
Mercychen:
My ex is a definition of a well groomed man. Yes, he's an ex now but I can't stop talking about him because he made a great impression on me and I still make boast to say it any where. He was well groomed.

From his nails, his goaty( lower beard) to his teeth, very neat. His dentition is so amazingly arranged, sparkling white and shiney. ( I got same too) not all these cave man multicolor teeth I see around these days that look like they're coming to get you. Lol.

His clothes are always crisp and clean. His apartment and sorrounding, you would think it's a five star hotel suit. No masculine smell or odour anywhere around him or his apartment. Maybe because he's not hairy.

Abeg, he's neat.

Men should take their hygiene seriously because that masculine smell/odour is a huge turn off and it's common among hairy guys. Maybe that's why I'm no longer thrilled about having a relationship any longer.

Same goes for the women too.

Hahaha you no like masculine odour

That means you no dey fvck, because odour of prick and tohtoh alone sef na diegrin

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Crime / Re: Moses Adebayo Ogunbayo Is Missing After Leaving His Home In Lekki (Photo) by Gharial: 8:56am On Dec 02, 2021
TMSMedia:


https://www.instagram.com/p/CW89nU2N6ZX/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

Hope they have not used baba to prepare soap

Boys dey find money anywhere anyhow these days
Politics / Re: Hamisu Chidari: Tinubu Helped Buhari Become President We Will Reward Him In 2023 by Gharial: 8:42am On Dec 01, 2021
Tinubu helped bring Nigeria economy to its knees

We will reward him by handing him the knife to slaughter Nigeria patapata

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Celebrities / Re: "I Made £100,000 (N54million) Reselling Wizkid O2 Tickets" Man Says. by Gharial: 8:41am On Dec 01, 2021
Those beards make him look like a rat
Politics / Re: Two Killed As Armed Robbers Attack Bank In Ekiti by Gharial: 5:36am On Nov 30, 2021
Xmas is around the corner

Shikaodi, Shidiebere, Shinwendu, all the hard workers need to travel down to village and flex Lagos money

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Celebrities / Re: Didi Ekanem's House On Fire In Lagos (Photos) by Gharial: 8:30am On Nov 29, 2021
No insurance? Eyaah sorry o!

And she don old small, her tohtoh no go fit sell like hotcake again...oju ti gbo obo ti gbo

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Gharial: 11:11pm On Aug 15, 2021
Pochettino:



Replica wristwatches are not counterfeit, illiterate.

You will end up in prison,.mark my words...Ikorodu girl like you feeling like Elon Musk pikin

E go do you like season filmgrin

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Gharial: 1:21pm On Aug 15, 2021
Pochettino:


No court will even admit this your claim because it has no legal backing. Seller never deceived buyer about product quality, seller simply put up price & the onus is on the buyer to conduct due dilligence before purchase.

You are the illiterate here. Beer parlour bragging is what you rely on for knowledge.
Your type learn via reality checks.

Counterfeiting is a crime anywhere in the world.

Try selling those fake watches in the USA you end up in jail within a week. People who sell such stuff don't run around the web ripping off strangers and bragging about it, its a hush-hush kind of illegal biz

But I guess people like you are so Nigerian, right or wrong doesn't matter anymore.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Gharial: 11:32am On Aug 15, 2021
Pochettino:


Mr. ITK keep quiet.
No original wristwatch goes for below N1m (except some Casio, Timex).

If you see any Rolex, Breitling, Omega, Michael Kors etc wristwatch around 200k, 50k, you should know they are clones. Be smart please.

And you continue being dumb

The both of you are candidates for Kirikiri.

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Politics / Re: Otunba Asoludero Of Iselu: Rochas Okorocha Bags Chieftaincy Title In Ogun State by Gharial: 10:39am On Aug 15, 2021
Kingrefreshed:


Who have you helped all your entire life so far. I mean have you even helped yourself


Idiot, have you heard? The chieftaincy has been withdrawn o. Them done tell Rochas ya mama concubine make he no come again.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Gharial: 10:32am On Aug 15, 2021
TimeArena:



Some of y'all on this forum are very dumb tbh.
I have never at any point argued about the genuinity of my time pieces.
I've posted original/genuine pieces same way I've posted clones.
Common sense should make u understand that some of these watches are clone. Like, how do u expect to get an original Rolex of $6500 for 40k?

Common.. An original Rolex Oyster or sky dweller in the international market is approximately $9k.
An original Richard Mille piece is above $10k dollars in the same international market.

No be thief go come make u wan buy original Rolex/Richard Mille for 70k?

Now,do i really need to put it in bold that some of these pieces are "CLONED"?

Let's stop trying to downplay people's efforts cos we have a smart phone and cheap data.

Guy,no try this nonsense again. Na beg and warn I dey do so.

Those who truly are sensible and knows time pieces will buy...

Now, run along..

People who understand watches will not buy a clone for 50k becaus☺️e what's the point? A true connoiseur would save and buy the real thing! Your target market is the set of uninformed people who actually don't know the real price of the originals, who think they are somehow getting a good deal.

That guy told you the truth, you'd be in jail within a week if you tried this nonsense in the western world. Na cutomer you go think say dey come find you until they slap handcuff put for your wrist.

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Politics / Re: Otunba Asoludero Of Iselu: Rochas Okorocha Bags Chieftaincy Title In Ogun State by Gharial: 5:05am On Jul 27, 2021
Kingrefreshed:


Who have you helped all your entire life so far. I mean have you even helped yourself

Is like Shoponna want to take ya useless life

ekuke
Politics / Re: Imam Oladejo, Igboho’s Cleric Explains Why He Has Not Disappeared From Custody by Gharial: 5:38pm On Jul 26, 2021

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Politics / Re: Ifeanyi Ejiofor: We’ve Not Seen Nnamdi Kanu In The Last 10 Days by Gharial: 5:27pm On Jul 26, 2021
Very slim tendencies of him being alive still...very slim
Politics / Re: Otunba Asoludero Of Iselu: Rochas Okorocha Bags Chieftaincy Title In Ogun State by Gharial: 5:22pm On Jul 26, 2021
LamidiCownu:

Rochas has indeed touched lives . Who you epp ?
I'm not holding brief for him tho.
I nearly attended his secondary school in Ib back in the days .
Despite his obvious short comings , he ll forever have a place in my heart.


All the live he touched negatively for eight years have got a different story to tell so shut the hell up.

Mugu

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Politics / Re: Otunba Asoludero Of Iselu: Rochas Okorocha Bags Chieftaincy Title In Ogun State by Gharial: 5:05pm On Jul 26, 2021
Nemere2020:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/07/sen-okorocha-bags-otunba-asoludero-chieftaincy-title-in-ogun/amp/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter&__twitter_impression=true
Lalasticlala
Mynd44

Oba no get shame again

Someone who scattered his own state for eight years and stole all their money

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Crime / Re: Okada Man Raped Me While On My Menstrual Period, Abia Rape Victim Narrates (Pix) by Gharial: 5:01pm On Jul 26, 2021
I see longa-throat on both sides of this case

I see a stupid girl who thought her menses would keep a sex-starved lunatic away from her pussy even while she chopped his money

These I have seen

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Politics / Re: New Gas Prices: Manufacturers To Produce From Neighbouring Countries by Gharial: 8:36am On Jun 28, 2021
adecz:



undecided


Under this incompetent Fulani
govt, everything produced in Nigeria
has become unaffordable.❌

It is simply hard to imagine.❌

The unqualified incompetent Fulani
appointees simply make policies
that always impacts negatively on
the country, people & economy.❌

Buhari himself is to dumb to even
understand.

They make new policies (or sabotage existing ones) to benefit their small clique of power-insiders alone, to the detriment of the larger population of Nigerians. The style is right out of Dangote's playbook if I may point out.

I can swear Nigeria has never seen anything like this before, right in the corridors of power. Everything is going to crumble, they've weakened the entire system beyond repair

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Crime / Re: Chidinma Ojukwu: I Don’t Want To Die Over Usifo Ataga's Case by Gharial: 8:28am On Jun 27, 2021
yanabasee1:
Definitely she's going to die...She should hold on for the judge to pronounce it ...


But according to the conspiracy theory posted by Susan Cooker....It is alleged that she called her uncle after killing the zaddy and the uncle is a sugar darling to the victim's wife who's been trying to kick herself out of the marriage but decided to use the suspect through her lover to kill the man....



I sometimes feel marriage is a burden and shouldn't be imposed on anybody to marry or settle down as many people only marry because of family pressure....

Just look at the type of gutter news outlet you get your information from and you gulp it down totally

You're a low-quality Nigerian, a bottom feeder of the worst type

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Politics / Re: We Won’t Accept Percentage Salaries Again — Ondo Workers Tell Akeredolu by Gharial: 8:15am On Jun 27, 2021
Aketi very useless bastard. See as he resemble okete (bush rat)

All he know is marijuana and sex, like that ape Lawan....the little grey matter they've got left in their body has migrated down into the tips of their dìcks

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Religion / Re: The Supernatural World Is An Old Fiction by Gharial: 10:26pm On Jun 26, 2021
shogsman:

I have a feeling that foolishness is your second name

Ba-na-na

I told you already to stop coming here to preen like you're an intellectual, when a monkey is actually better than you are
Religion / Re: The Supernatural World Is An Old Fiction by Gharial: 8:44pm On Jun 26, 2021
shogsman:

For the 100th time,this thread isn't meant for people of little or no intellect like you,use the door.

Says a mere mortal like you, who stupidly imagines his puny intellect/corporeal form as the limit of consciousness
Foreign Affairs / Re: Whale Appears At The Shores Of A Beach In Sierra Leone (Video) by Gharial: 8:34pm On Jun 26, 2021
Nigerians you can see you're a totally, completely abnormal people

That noble creature would've been hacked to death within an hour of being sighted helpless on any portion of the Nigerian coastline

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Politics / Re: Idahosa: June 12 Protesters Are Sponsored, Arab Spring Won’t Happen In Nigeria by Gharial: 8:18am On Jun 26, 2021
nairavsdollars:
Fact Check: Charles Idahosa is the Chieftain of the All Progressives Congress (APC) in Edo state



https://independent.ng/june-12-protests-arab-spring-wont-happen-in-nigeria-idahosa/

That's an animal in human form right there

He actually looks like a wild boar
Politics / Re: EFCC Probes Global Fund’s $3million Fraud Allegation Against Nigerian Firm by Gharial: 7:55am On Jun 26, 2021
Lol grin

Didn't anyone tell them, that it is actually the Nigerian way of doing things?
Religion / Re: SCOAN: Evelyn Joshua Emerges As Successor Of TB Joshua - African News by Gharial: 6:47am On Jun 26, 2021
Shebi plenty mutulas on nairaland here said his wife was just an ordinary member, and that it was proof to them the man was so humble and genuine

The joke is on all of you miserable suckers...Mr. Fatai was running a business like every other Nigerian pastor out there but the crazy part is that the man was never even a Christian

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Politics / Re: List Of PDP 212 Automatic Delegates For Anambra Governorship Primaries by Gharial: 10:13pm On Jun 25, 2021
All of una dey crase, OP

Automatic delegates ko, automatic scavengers ni

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Politics / Re: Bandits Invade Kaduna Barracks, Steal Cows Owned By Army Officers by Gharial: 10:12pm On Jun 25, 2021
YouWillNotWin:


http://saharareporters.com/2021/06/24/bandits-invade-kaduna-barracks-steal-cows-owned-army-officers

'The bandits are our children' according to one popular SE governor who loves eating aboki āss
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gharial: 7:59pm On Jun 25, 2021
BAZ001:


We know by the money they give us.
I’m not talking about the rich in bank account but stingy to drivers. Talking about rich to drivers that will not negotiate or check bolt app but pay you for your time and patience, some for the company. Not some rich in bank account but poor in mind.

For example I just dropped a celeb and his manager. They were busy drinking all the way. Their driver was waiting on the other side cos they don’t want him to get stuck in traffic.
Long story short trip ended 2,300 then story of how he left all cash on the bed and manager handed me 2,300 as I was collecting it, I was giving him 200 and he collected it.
Before I picked them a lasu girl I picked gave extra 500 naira.
Now who is rich ?
The day olosho gave me 4k I was going to run out of the car.
So we know them by how much they give not how much the worth

'Generous'. That's the word you wanted to use

There is a difference between being rich and being generous, even though some people actually combine both attributes.

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