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Politics / Re: Adamu Garba Defends Twitter Ban & Crowwe App On Clubhouse by Gharial: 12:11am On Jun 25, 2021
Seun:
Adamu Garba, the Crowwe App guy, is speaking on Clubhouse right now. Enjoy.

Previous discussion of how government paid Adamu to create the Crowwe App:
https://www.nairaland.com/6616671/adamu-garba-paid-build-crowwe

UPDATE:
He has returned today, on Thursday the 24th of June at 10:06Pm. SEGA is also there. Defending the Twitter ban:
https://www.clubhouse.com/room/MOAOq06R

That guy is a dog

In fact dog better pass am

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Crime / Re: 24-Year-Old Man Beheads His Aunt In Calabar, Buries Her Body In Shallow Grave by Gharial: 12:08am On Jun 25, 2021
The evils of hard drug
Crime / Re: Chidinma Ojukwu: How I Stabbed Michael Usifo Ataga To Death (Video) by Gharial: 11:59pm On Jun 24, 2021
Kandeed:


she might actually follow him just to talk.....this girl look too innocent to commit this barbaric act

No she didn't follow him to talk, she's a höe....no regular girl takes loud and roofies recreationally

But the fact he's paying does not give him the right to rape her, if she say she no do again you got to start the negotiation all over again...that's why decent men stay away from hões you just can't win with them it's not fùcking possible.

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Crime / Re: Chidinma Ojukwu: How I Stabbed Michael Usifo Ataga To Death (Video) by Gharial: 11:44pm On Jun 24, 2021
Nightalan:
The girl get mind, the cruelty of stabbing someone multiple times in the neck, then she took a shower, cleaned herself up, just went home like nothing happened and withdrawing money from his account The girl is evil.

She was high...

They were both high and they are both victims
Crime / Re: Chidinma Ojukwu: How I Stabbed Michael Usifo Ataga To Death (Video) by Gharial: 8:48pm On Jun 24, 2021
Babtech001:
A 21-year-old undergraduate of the University of Lagos, Chidinma Ojukwu, has narrated how she stabbed the Chief Executive Officer of Super TV, Usifo Ataga, to death in the Lekki area of Lagos State, Igbere TV reports.

She spoke at the Lagos State Police Command headquarters in Ikeja on Thursday after she was paraded as a suspect by the state Commissioner of Police, Hakeem Odumosu.

She said,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdQes9OIqvY

The undergraduate also disclosed that after stabbing the late CEO, she withdrew N380,000 from his account using his ATM card.

I believe this girl told it exactly as it happened. Dude took roofies, he probably lost a good portion of his neuromotor skills as a consequence so she was able to manouever close enough to stab him.

Plus he sounded like someone who loves rough sex (read: rape, when the participant of his sex game is either unwilling or unaccustomed to violent coitus). Dude thought it was all a joke till she deep-sixed him.

RIP dude, you died doing what you loved best. They say it's that thing we love to eat that eventually kills us tongue

If she had good legal representation she should be able to get off with a slap on the wrist...matter of fact she's as much of a victim as the guy, so long as rape was involved. Self defence is not a crime anywhere in the world, but she screwed up her own case when she took the money after she had dispatched him.

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Events / Re: Has Anyone Here Hired Wedding Guests In Nigeria? by Gharial: 9:03pm On Jun 23, 2021
Blixon:
This is no joke. Please I can’t afford to invite the people I know and then have a drunk guest fighting the servers over food. If I relocate to a new city (which I intend to do after the wedding), we’ll know nobody there. So I might as well hire people who are sane and able to make my day memorable, than invite people who would not spray money but won’t keep quiet either, they will crash my wedding with their low life behaviour. At least the hired sprayers can plan to have their money returned to them after spraying cos I don’t need their money. I can’t invite uncles cos those ones are practically greedy drunks waiting on my dad to go to his ancestors so they can plunder what’s left.

Do a small parlour wedding and start your marital life in peace

Don't be the stereotypical dumb/vain Nigerian
Politics / Re: Fidelis Nweze Is Dead! Umahi’s Commissioner For Infrastructure Dies by Gharial: 8:26am On Jun 23, 2021
ogbuefi677:

You are brimming of hate.
Na your type de commit suicide

In fact I see suicide in your future.

I do not normally join issues with functional illiterates like yourself, but I can identify you as one of those underdeveloped Nigerians whose horizons have been so completely limited by the incompetence of political leadership, they know no other path in life than to side with the same oppressors in exchange for bare sustenance.

I see suicide and frustration in your future because you lack viable options for growth.
Religion / Re: The Supernatural World Is An Old Fiction by Gharial: 10:47pm On Jun 22, 2021
shogsman:
As a successful student of life and traditions I am here to settle an ever so old score.to start with
Supernatural beliefs are beliefs in things that do not and cannot exist to the best of scientific knowledge, but which appear real to believers. Examples are the belief in god, angels, daemons, reincarnation, ghosts, spirits,rituals etc.
Having done an extensive research and visited tons of herbalists and traditionalists personally for my study I can very well conclude that spirits, rituals and charms are just superstitious belief,the only power it has is the influence it has on believers who are at the mercy of the traditions they grew up into.

When people are asked to justify their belief in such invisible beings, they often appeal to two things. First, to testimony: to reports of sightings, miraculous events supposedly caused by such beings, and so on(this testimonies has never been confirmed in the real sense). Any New Age bookshop will be able to provide numerous testimonies regarding invisible agency that might seem hard to account for naturalistically in terms of hallucination, self-deception, misidentified natural phenomena, trickery, and so on. Second, many will also claim a subjective sense of presence: they ‘just know’ their dead Auntie is in the room with them, or that they have a guardian angel, by means of some sort of extra sense: a spirit sense. Many contemporary religious folk believe they can sense divinity by means of some sort of god-sense.

If there really are no good grounds for believing such beings exist, however, why do people believe in them? There’s much scientific speculation about that but, as yet, no definitive answer.

One obvious advantage of positing invisible agents is that they can account for what might otherwise be baffling. I could swear I left my keys on the table, but there they are under the sofa. How on Earth did that happen? Someone died around my house and my Windows won't keep shut,the spirit must still be lingering around even though there is a strong wind coursing through the weather.
I think the reason why they are so many believers in this part of the world is because people need something to rely on,they need a safety blanket,they need to feel like they're not alone and they're accountable for Thier actions

I welcome arguments from from enlightened and matured minds,afterall no one is an island of knowledge.

Obo leleyi o grin

You're a monkey with no higher centres...i feel sorry for you tho....
Politics / Re: Buratai Appointed Nigeria’s Ambassador To Benin Republic by Gharial: 10:37pm On Jun 22, 2021
dre11:


https://dailytrust.com/breaking-buratai-appointed-nigerias-ambassador-to-benin-republic

Lol angry

Na Benin no fit complain. All the others can't get any posting no one wants a heartless killer zombie in their space

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Politics / Re: Fidelis Nweze Is Dead! Umahi’s Commissioner For Infrastructure Dies by Gharial: 10:34pm On Jun 22, 2021
Wisdomkosi:
BREAKING!!! Umahi’s Commissioner For Infrastructure Is Dead! | #IGBERETV

By Wisdom Nwedene

The Honourable Commissioner for Infrastructure In Ebonyi State, Engr Fidelis Nweze is dead, Igbere TV has learnt.

IGBERE TV gathered that the Honourable Commissioner died in Turkish Hospital in Abuja, the Nation’s capital.

The Commissioner's death is coming just a month after the death of
Ebonyi State Commissioner for Housing, Uche Okah.

Ukah reportedly died at a hospital in Abuja, where she was receiving treatment over an undisclosed illness.

https://www.facebook.com/192893700739192/posts/4772866262741890/


https://igberetvnews.com/1393712/breaking-ebonyi-state-commissioner-infrastructure-dead-dead/#forward

Okay because this toad is commissioner for nonsense, he no go die again?
Politics / Re: Lai Mohammed Inspects Tallest Nigerian Flag Pole In Jigawa (Photos) by Gharial: 8:09am On Jun 22, 2021
This man is always in the news saying meaningless things
Crime / Re: Man Who Cut A Lady's Body Into Parts In Osun Arrested By Police (Graphic Photos) by Gharial: 10:27pm On Jun 11, 2021
King3urna:




Who are the buyers of this body parts that’s another question that need to be asked of all the ones the cut who did they say they are selling to how come we did not hear anything about it anymore hmm Nigeria Una country

Don't you know the police are among the middlemen in that hustle

Dey there make pant dey wear you

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Father And Son For Internet Fraud In Lagos (Photo) by Gharial: 5:03pm On Jun 11, 2021
santakris:
Horrible........Very bad.

Daddy that supposed to be a role model to the boy. embarassed embarassed

My take:
Guys should be arrested randomly and be queried for the sources of their income. They should be released however upon the satisfaction for their source of income.

This is the only way to have a sane and just society.

Your brain is dead. Same applies to the 38 imbëciles who've liked your post so far

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Romance / Re: Should I confess to My Wife And Kids because I feel dirty by Gharial: 3:58pm On Jun 11, 2021
9jamusicanalyst:
When you want to cook your lies, at least use the right ingredients. Your screenshots shows you are the one giving the job offer to the young man. Or did you get the screenshots from his phone?





Smart man

It's a fake story the stupìd op cooked up, in the hopes that gay-phobic Nigerians will pity him and dash him money or job

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Romance / Re: Should I confess to My Wife And Kids because I feel dirty by Gharial: 3:55pm On Jun 11, 2021
Na lie you dey lie
Politics / Re: Buhari Sacks Broadcast Agency Boss Who Ordered Radios And Tvs To Quit Twitter by Gharial: 3:49pm On Jun 11, 2021
bignews2020:

President Muhammadu Buhari has kicked out the Acting Director General of the National Broadcasting Commission (NBC), Professor Armstrong Idachaba, who on Monday June 7 directed all broadcast stations in the country to suspend the patronage of Twitter with immediate effect.

In his place, the President has appointed Mr. Balarabe Ilelah as the Director-General of the National Broadcasting Commission (NBC).



Idachaba has held the NBC DG post in an “Acting” role since February 2020 when his predecessor, Mallam Is’haq Modibbo Kawu, was placed on an indefinite suspension.

It remains unclear why the President failed to confirm Idachaba for the role and why the Professor was being relieved of the position at this moment.

However, when in Buhari’s pre-recorded Arise TV interview on Thursday the President was asked questions on the Twitter drama, His Excellency had declined to comment on the episode, saying he would prefer to keep that issue to himself.

Information Minister, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, who announced Ilelah’s appointment via a statement on Friday, indicated that the new NBC DG had a five-year tenure.

In a rather unpopular and controversial move that attracted threats of litigation from outfits like Daar Communications, Professor Armstrong Idachaba, as Acting Director General of NBC, on Monday directed all broadcast stations nationwide to suspend the patronage of Twitter with immediate effect.

Not a few had felt that Idachaba’s intervention and direction in issuing the instruction amounted to that of a meddlesome interloper, as many media houses had skirted the Twitter ban by accessing the platform through the VPN router instead of the local networks that had been instructed by the government to bar the service.

The Twitter platform had been a fertile ground for sourcing and exchanging news and information for the media.


But Idachaba and NBC declared that it would be unpatriotic for any Nigerian broadcaster to patronise the banned platform as an information source.

According to him, the directive fell in tandem with Section 2(1) of the NBC Act, mandating NBC to enforce the responsibility of ensuring strict adherence to national laws, rules and regulations.

Idachaba’s memo also quoted Section 3.11.2 of the Nigeria Broadcasting Code, which he said stipulated that: “The broadcaster shall ensure that law enforcement is upheld at all times in a matter depicting that law and order are socially superior to or more desirable than Crime and Anarchy.

“Attention is also drawn to Section 5.6.3 of The Code which requires Broadcasters to be mindful of materials that may cause disaffection, incite to panic or rift in the society in the use of a User Generated Content (UGC).”

Born in 1962, Armstrong Aduku Idachaba was a Nigerian Professor of Mass Communication, and had served as Director of Broadcast Policy and Research in the commission before his February 2020 elevation as replacement for Modibbo Kawu who had been sacked over corruption allegations.


https://thewillnigeria.com/news/buhari-sacks-broadcast-agency-boss-who-ordered-radios-and-tvs-to-quit-twitter/

See as the idīot resemble Diezani 'Hotpants' Madueke
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Two APC Officials Killed By Armed Herdsmen In Makurdi Attack by Gharial: 3:48pm On Jun 11, 2021
Those two have reaped the fruit of their labour
Crime / Re: Udoamaka Nwamu Kills His Estranged Wife & Mother-In-Law In Georgia, USA by Gharial: 11:05am On Jun 11, 2021
Poor dude

Akata witches provoked him till he massacred both of them.

Naija men always use your brain don't allow your dìck override your brain...no be every hole you go enter, most of them holes na abyss wey devil dey stay inside grin

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Politics / Re: My Directive On Criminals With AK-47 Remains In Place - PMB by Gharial: 2:57am On Jun 11, 2021
KingOfAmebo:
You may not like him or his policies but I have come to realize that he meant well for Nigeria...

He banned twitter (a US Company), same US who have not been vocal in our security challenges and refused to sell us weapons to fight terrorists suddenly found their voice when our oga at the top banned twitter (an app)... what an irony?

Twitter can go to hell, we have been existing before twitter and will continue to exist as a nation after their exit.

IPOB miscreants can continue to rant and cry, nothing will change.

Even if they succeed in having their own country, someone should please remind the senseless biafrans that they already look like an island surrounded in Nigeria, just look at the map below....crushing them and their existence won't last more than a year.

They should have sold him the weapons that will be used to gun you down.

Halfwit like you
Politics / Re: PMB In Lagos: Police Blocked Oba's Chiefs, Granted Tinubu Daughter Guests Access by Gharial: 2:51am On Jun 11, 2021
ijustdey:
Buhari’s Visit: How Police Blocked Chiefs Who Accompanied Oba Of Lagos But Granted Access To Tinubu’s Daughter’s Guests



https://dailytrust.com/buharis-visit-how-police-blocked-chiefs-who-accompanied-oba-of-lagos-but-granted-access-to-tinubus-daughters-guests

Nigerian governors are the biggest fools ever

You equip the police out of the peanuts you're left with after the FG has removed money for phantom projects and an ethnocentric payroll, your citizens pay the salaries of the same police from their taxes (and also supplement the salaries via extortions and bribes)

Yet you've got zero control over the force, which is used to perpetrate genocide against the same citizens you are meant to protect; and your own police detail is the first thing withdrawn whenever you have any administrative dispute with the genocidaires at the centre.
Crime / Re: Osun Pastor, Herbalist, Three Others Arrested With Human Parts by Gharial: 8:21am On Jun 10, 2021
they haven't even found the head as we speak
Politics / Re: NGF 30-Man Team Visits Lagos To Understudy State’s IGR Template by Gharial: 8:19am On Jun 09, 2021
Low-quality Nigerians bickering over their useless leaders as usual

Shìt people
Car Talk / Re: Racing A 2014 Highlander With A mercedes Cls550. Toyotas Need To Know Their Mate by Gharial: 2:57pm On Jun 08, 2021
OfficialDJ:
I was cruising round town slowly with my car, before i knew it, a 2014 toyota highlander came screeching with high speed, almost scraping my fender... angry

If it was an old man I could have let it slide, but alas; it was a young guy with beards feeling funky...


Thankfully it was a clear and smooth road.

I put my cls in sports 2( it’s an airmatic), gassed down the throttle pedal, and i was on grin cheesy The guy was gasping for air. I flew pass him after he must have exhausted every power the toyota lowlander got.
He played catch up till we reached a traffic point.....
We were head to head together, and the only thing that stopped us was the red light. As soon as it turned green; we both hit the throttle, and as expected, my car was far gone before his could pick up enough power..
Toyota car users are the most uncouth set of airheads on the Highway, and I’m glad I taught that dunce a lesson.

Maybe he'd sell his car and get a 2008 c-300 grin

Just maybe..

I attached a random highlander from Google to depict the car I was racing with...
Truly ; mercedes benz and others....

My cls pic 2 cool

So you want to commit suicide because you bought a fifteen year old car. You're a madman

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Multiple Websites Go Offline Across The World by Gharial: 1:32pm On Jun 08, 2021
900warriorz:
Long Live Nairaland cheesy


Coz right now, we no be thier mate even if na them give us search engine
grin

Nairaland's server is offshore, rëtard

If I had the power I'd cull such obvious genetic mishaps like yourself soon as I identify them via their social media interactions
Politics / Re: Twitter Ban: Malami Has Assured Adeboye, Others Will Be Prosecuted - Lai by Gharial: 8:08am On Jun 08, 2021
This ugly old lizard

One iota of shame he does not have, always going on record with senseless statements...let's even assume he's allowed to say nonsense since he speaks for the godforsaken APC, if he had shame he'd leave this type of dirty work for younger men of his grandkids' generation

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Appoints New Aides For First Lady, Aisha by Gharial: 6:40pm On Jun 07, 2021
kirajustice:
[L


https://politicsnigeria.com/just-in-president-buhari-appoints-new-aides-for-first-lady-aisha/

These people got Nigerians very cheap

And na that ogogoro-drinking useless Jonathan cause am
Politics / Re: Twitter Ban: Photos From Fg’s Meeting With US, Canada, UK Envoys In Abuja by Gharial: 6:35pm On Jun 07, 2021
triple996:
Buhari a man with balls grin
He no send anybody see as Twitter come mellow. Don't Bleep with d retired general cheesy. Haters can keep hating buhari don talk him own go and die wink

So fùcktards like this are still existing in this country... can't believe my eyes

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Politics / Re: GOCOP To Buhari: Suspension Of Twitter Major Setback For Businesses by Gharial: 5:42pm On Jun 07, 2021
kirajustice:

https://politicsnigeria.com/gocop-to-buhari-suspension-of-twitter-major-setback-for-businesses/

This one wey be like bonobo sef go dey cash out, onto GOCOP matter

Is he Danladi or Dotun?
Politics / Re: Imo Attacks: Our Funding Comes From Abroad, "Juju" From Aguleri- ESN Terrorists by Gharial: 3:48pm On Jun 07, 2021
ba7man:
Go do your research and come back to challenge me.

Everything you've said on this forum has been a barefaced lie

You completely lack a conscience and will surely get due recompense of your efforts, you can bank on it...
Travel / Re: Enugu-ukwu Business Tycoon Set To Lunch A New Airline Call OBIKE AIR.. by Gharial: 11:36pm On May 24, 2021
pocohantas:


Lol. I am sorry I am broke too. My sugar daddy did giveaway for me today, I will use it to buy bleaching cream.

Do pussy giveaway

Very much better than cash sef
Foreign Affairs / Re: Holy City Is Sinking! Streets Of Makkah Turned Into Rivers ( Video) by Gharial: 10:10am On May 12, 2021
compton11:
mumu quote it let see it

Ya papa mumu

Useless pig

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