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I will not read this piece.
Same old storyline even before I was born.

Who curse Africa or na who Africa offend?

Nandom Ishaku 1 vote means he alone voted himself while Musa Gambo 0 vote means he did not even see his own name on the ballot paper

Nairaland and jokes

The guy geh mind.
Of all places, Computer Village - Ikeja?

Both were wrong, but only in Africa this can happen

Who threatens another person with pistol, if not a mad man!
Pistols fire/discharges it's rounds so easily and in fact at the slightest of touch.
Even when not loaded you wouldn't want to do that.

I love madness.
Maybe I'm mad.
Camron sef mad wella.

He has no blames herein.
I blame the lazy Nigerian youths & adults who allowed themselves insulted and mocked this way.

Kelamma:
We need this in Nigeria and more. Religion has made us technically and practically lazy and unproductive. Look at super eagles,while their Croatian mates went to put heads together to discuss how to technically disarm them , they started praying! The God they were praying to, is he not also father to the Croatians? Nonsense! We are blinded by religion or rather,we hide behind religion to be docile, lazy,unproductive and plain stupid.

You nailed it

BlueRayDick:
Her story doesn't add up.

1. A certain Fumbi owes her 40k and she forcefully took his phone as collateral. She discovered the phone has a bad screen and she repaired it with 30k which makes her account in debit of 70k. Did she skip economics class in secondary school?

2. The phone forcefully took as collateral for the refund being expected from Fumbi happens to belong to a fellow corps member whom Jojo happened to be in camp with at the same time.
Fumbi must he a spirit to have gone past the soldiers and police on camp to sneak into the other Corp member's room to steal her phone which he later used as collateral. At least I don't read anywhere in her lawyer's statement that shows the said Fumbi is a corper.

3. Then she repaired the phone which doesn't belong to her. To do what exactly? To see Fumbi's picture on it or what? Why repair the phone if you are not willing to sell it.

4. Come again. She repaired iPhone 6 screen for 30k? Are the repairers heaven trained? The last time time I repaired an iPhone 6 screen even at the height of exchange rate fluctuations it was 10k altogether with repairs fees.

5. Finally, if her lawyers are so sure all these facts are real as stated I believe they have a case against the police, the owner of the phone and Fumbi himself. Why are they not suing any of them? Why threatening bloggers who reported it with law suit?

Wa gbayi

Efe don freshen up na

Who bleeped dis generation abeg?

BabaOwen:
Can't we just go our different ways in this country, if the Yoruba's were never part of Nigeria, we would have been in the league of countries like south Africa by now

Your fada

agbonkamen:
Ungly I can't finger her pussy.......yuck

Are you Bi?

Gangster1ms:
Meat wey go allow u see the future


That's ghana by the way.. not Nigeria.
I for say.. naija get sense pass this level na

You be winch aswear

This man be balling like he is in his twenties

And what is "funny enough " about her former boss being late now?

thesicilian:
She sounds unprofessional

She's a mad cow

Another DSF loading..................

Papiikush:
Halort

Slut

Cheap bìtch

Oloribu omo

Omo ofo

Omo paaaaauuuu bii ibòn

************
You have a boyfriend and still told him you will cheat on him inside bbn house. Who gives a fück about your boyfriend?

So you don't think about harming your personality and reputation by having sex on a national TV?

You didn't think about the shame you brought to your family? Imagine your mother being the talk of the whole neighborhood. "Yes, that is the woman whose daughter was having sex multiple times on live TV".

She wouldn't even be able to dish advice to anyone again till she dies... They will be like "Did you advice your own daughter before she leaves for big brother?"

Your mother should have flushed out your pregnancy. Maybe she wouldn't have to deal with this kind of humiliation.

************
Of course you can get your boyfriend back only if you win the 45m.

Even me sef, I'll take back my girlfriend if she fücks on live TV and still win the money...anything apart from that, I am sorry love. i can't accept a girl who didn't win the money but brought back a slacked pussy instead

I cant lose two things. Sorry baby I can't.

This is probably one of those foolish girls that will come on nairaland and start claiming feminism. Awon olosho gbogbo.

Mhen!
You para gaan o.

My internet search history pls

Trump was right

Trump said it

modelmike7:
7. 7. 7 is the number........

Oluwashina Peters

Yeba

Africa is not ready for this millennium

Shamelessly they are hailing a criminal

Nasarawa again?

Such a nice piece and well read, but I am sure it was not written by Toyin Lawani. She does not command such dexterity. As for Idris/Bob, I have nothing to say to him/her. He/she is confused of his/her own personality already.

GavelSlam:
SARS should continue its work.

I am a law abiding citizen who has never been treated badly or falsely by SARS.

They've always been in operation and appear to be even more effective than ever.

There's a lot of room for improvement but SARS must stay.

You are surely a serving personnel of the Police/SARS, so stop deceiving the public.