₦airaland Forum

lolu2019:
ode.Obi nah Hype man.

Anny69:
It doesn't sadly. If everyone was gay it would have been better.

Lukepeter:
How do you normally smoke, and what do you do after smoking?

Pastorjohn2:
I married at 26 and divorced after 3 months.

I'm currently 43 with 3 churches and 2 houses and am already currently building another church to boost myself.

A man that marry in his 20's is a fool.

Samantha124:
Well, it's truth... I'm sure she's not sexually satisfied wherever she is right now but she's afraid to tell you the truth... An average penis should be 8 inches, not that Asian average sized toothpick.

It's obvious she's naturally big, while you're naturally small because a vagina is elastic and it cannot be loosened by having many body count.

So either you go for penis enlargement, or you set her free to be handled by someone who's the same size as her.

Michaelspresh:
I’m gonna start with myself….
First of all,nobody’s gonna tell you your girlfriend is ugly
2)my genotype is AA and I’m 5’7 (stop playing in olaoflagos voice)
3)No matter how we fight,I’ll never create a scene,destroy your car or television or any properties
4)if i tell you i love you,i love you cos it’s not coming from a place of hunger or from the financial benefits I’ll get.
5)You will have peace of mind cos I’m a one woman’s man and I’ll push your growth cos you can’t be with me and settle for less when im so ambitious.
6)i will support you physically,financially,spiritually and otherwise
7)I’ll plan random surprises,dates etc and make you different delicacies so far you are a provider
You do not have to worry about me at public functions,i can speak for myself and also dress decently
9) final one,Nobody will call your girlfriend a dullard..i can help with work,share ideas,partake in intelligent conversations Etc

This thread is for the ladies and for single men searching for relationships
Over to you ladies,tell us the benefits of dating you

TONY042:
make we kuku sell the country, make all man collect him share

Jennyclay:
Why are Nigerian men this evil God knows I will poison him to death.

You can’t purposely infect me with HIV and go scot free. You don’t joke with my kind of person!!

Foolish randy men everywhere!!!
Evil men everywhere!!!

DonBenny77:
Young apprentice carry ya cross

Jennyclay:
fried egg contains 8.9g fat in it and we haven’t even talked about the groundnut oil used in frying the egg that contains cholesterol. That’s double wahala.

Biko! I don’t want to be fat. I would rather eat boil egg than to eat fried egg.

I’m really watching my weight