₦airaland Forum

zaynie:
The bucket with rope attached

Lmao. Here I was imagining that someone spent a night digging

ahnie:
@rezzy submersible pump used for pumping water...hope I got the spellings right.

Dont they bury it deep in the ground

curvilicious:
May God forgive me then, cos i get that bubble bursting feeling. Cldnt tell anyone before dh go say I've gone insane. Which means those are kicks? which kind lazy man kick be dat? John, you better kick like man, not like banana

lol when he starts kicking like a man now I pity you.

aghaibiam:
I am presently at 6cm with zero pain.Just some underbelly tugs.Everyone is eyeing me cos I am so relaxed.I am scared too cos this is too good to be true.No pain!!!!!!No show yet.

Congrats I hope it continues this way

sassyangel1:
Coughs.... I wee nt say anything o. Infact, I use my BM to prepare Quaker oat for the family and it's very sweet and contains 100 vitamins and 200 minerals.

ewwooo o yuckyyummy

Tripletmom:
For 7 months.

Didnt you reply this already lol

Prettyhurts:
I wonder what they discuss in school during free period, and that boy can talk ehh. Yesterday when hubby was making call in the sitting room, I came out from the room and saw someone's ear placed on the curtain(dunno how to explain it), what he wants to hear I don't know. I can't wait for August to finish seriously

haha that's why I limited visits from hubby's nieces. They are like human spy cameras

Prettyhurts:
Read it too and was My SIL'S son(a boy of 5)that came for hols was telling Kaka and Vic that his dad will come back from work, tell his mom to serve him food and the other one too, then later they'll hear their mom moaning crying inside the room. I was like Chim oooo!! Kaka told him to shut up that he talks too much.

lmao children can disgrace somebody. Their smartness these days is on another level

sassyangel1:
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Can I b sincere n truthful wth u? I enjoyed having sex wen I experienced the itching jajaina esp d doggy style (duh!!!!)

hian this Akwaibom woman

Poshestmina your last post I don't even know whether to cry or to laugh. The fact that she felt the need to beat the boy over something that's probably her fault. I sha hope she would still talk to him and know what he's been exposed to choi.

Benignasweety:
Catholic maamas Otito diri Jesu! na ndu ebeebe..

So I went to register for my ds infant baptism and the catechist after collecting registration money of 7h said I can't baptise him with the name Zion that its has not been heard of and the name is too powerful that I should choose a saint name. Meanwhile a lady came also and registered her baby as Destiny. I asked him if Destiny is a saint name and he said it's Godly name.

Abeg una fit help me ask priests you are close to what is wrong in baptising my son with the name Zion, so I would know if the wahala is just the catechist. That's even what we already have in his birth certificate.

Catholic maamas no read pass me abeg.

Us too we've been on this Saint name holy name godly name thing. Try finding places in the bible with Zion so you can explain to the catechist or go over him and go and meet a priest

babythug:
Infact you took the words right out of my mouth!

GiddyPerson that's the only part of your write up I have issues* with!!!

lol well to me one marriage is enough for one life time. Not that there's anything wrong with remarrying. I just don't see myself investing anything in any other relationship. I know I'd never be able to build up that kinda trust again. Or maybe I'd remarry for money

booqee:
hay god.. doctor? I hope it doesn't mean something serious..? I have an appointment soon, I would discuss with doc, hopefully it stops before then..

funny thing is itching can be sweet, but the moment ur hands are off, it leaves a lingering pain that really stings.. for that reason alone, I'm really trying not to itch..

Im sure it's nothing serious. I just said doctor cuz u r pregnant and the drugs you take have to be safe for your condition. It's common with pregnancy. Yeah that's what happens when u scratch instead of scratching just wash the place with only water when it starts itching and air

booqee:
alright thanks..

I don't know if have any idea on this..

my privates have been itching me like crazy.. the more I itch, the more it itches me.. I'm certain I didn't contract infection anywhere.. cos I've only been using my own toilet, and I wash it well myself..don't know if it's pregnancy related.

is there something I can use without going to hospital

Sorry infections hardly come from the toilet. Yours is probably pregnancy related. Don't scratch it it would get worse. Go see a doctor

enque:
Yes, it happens to me too.
At first it felt weird sha

its weirder in public

ijeoma2728:
Meanie

lol it's not a meanie something. She's playing not crying

Sansa143:
chai,i haf tire oh!Make I rant small!
Na only boys d do hyper-activity or girls follow too?Jay has bin awake since 12,d boy no gree sleep!Him just d over active!He has bin shouting n throwing legs,flipping,hitting us wit his legs n all!We are now exhausted but d boy is not yet !Chai,motherhood no easy!Wel done mothers!

Why is another person's play exhausting you, just clear space for him let him go cray. My baby is in her cot right now spitting and leaping like she wants to break the cot, I wonder if her legs never hurt. And then occasionally she would scream until her voice goes. Me I'm on my own bed watching movie and NLing. I'm also making dinner.

Sansa143:
Igbo geh !How much u wan u use 4 transport?

haha I'm sure the transport would not reach the 18k I spent. How much is Asaba kwanu, I would even go by flight sef and still have change. Nne forget dat tin

queenhecate:
Please satisfy my curiosity.


What was your baby's birth weight and what did they weigh 6weeks.

cc all mothers

Birth weight 3.7kg. Six weeks 5.8kg

Breastfeeding makes my armpit itch. Why. Anyone else in my shoes

ahnie:
Cee ya mouth...like you didn't missed me.

Chibobo is a cute bobo. Rota for two hundred I'm moving to Asaba

StevensJojo:
Why won't you remarry?What if you fall in love with some else.

Then I'd love him like Oprah

Tunis24:
Please mamas how do i quote someone and reply. Finding it difficult to do dat. tnx

just click on quote under the personS post

ahnie:
Una weldone oooo

Giddyperson I am dey...my fone got spoilt.Benignasweety the venue z health center opp stadium Nnebisi road.

choi welcome back. I didn't miss u but I missed Zino hope your phone is good now

Choi this is so hard. All the semi-semi questions.

What next after cheating.
If it's texting and sexting and all the other emotional stuff but no actual fuckery then I'd forgive him after some initial drama. And only after he's managed to convince me he's stopped.

If he actually gets and keeps a side chic that he sleeps with then I'm out. Might take me months to move out but I will, life is too short to be married to a guy who sleeps around. He would never let me take his kids so that has to be done while he's away. I might later agree to let him take them on some holidays

What constitutes repentance? For social media affairs I'd have to be given all your passwords and access to your phone, login to all your sm accounts. For real life cheating I don't care about repentance. Once a cheat, always a cheat. We might make up again in ten years or something tho, if you remain celibate and beg me

Logistics: I know they say keep a stash of money so you can always leave if a marriage goes awry. But I find keeping a 'running away' money to be almost as deceitful as cheating. You'd have to cheat first then I'd start saving my exit money so that next time you do it I'd be ready. I believe there would always be a next time for the cheat. Besides it's easier to make a case for yourself when he's done it twice than just once.

For all these randy chronic cheaters that you keep finding text messages from other girls on their phones, girls panties, other girls calling me, me calling other girls, you beating me. I've never been able to befriend, date talkmore marry such men. If I ever find myself in such a situation, I'd full scale move back to my parent's house and never go back. I'd make all my independence plans from under my parent's roof. Again I'd still let him have the kids for holidays.

If he's not ok with the time I allocate for him and the kids then we'd do the whole divorce court thing. If not then I'd live on my own until he initiates divorce. I'd never remarry neither would I initiate divorce because did you know there are some government positions you can't hold if you ain't married and Nigerians are just too bush to handle divorcees. I'd keep the name, I'm not gonna be stigmatized just because someone couldn't control his preek.

Prettyhurts:
September is already calling her name.

lol more like December thank God for ASUU strike my kid sis would be free

Prettyhurts:
Cool down, he'll soon start crawling/walking/climbing/smashing/removing TV remote buttons/turning off/on the UPS just to hear that pim pim sound / dragging the bedspread off from the bed just when you finished making the bed e.t.c

choi this would be a sign that she's ready for crèche

hunniesuzie:
Lol, yes oh, we're on belly crawling and turning 360 now. I usually keep washed clothes folded at the foot of his bed till I can put them in the wardrobe. This morning I came out of the bathroom (when I went in he was asleep) and he had dragged himself to the clothes and was scattering and tasting them

lmao @tasting them. My baby reminds me of that meme that says something like 'eat whAtever you like and if anyone tries to stop you, eat them too' cuz sometimes she'd be chewing on her blanket and if you try to take that away from her she'd be busy trying to grab your hand and eat it too

jazzyjazz:
This method never worked for Ilan at all
In fact, he sleeps longer when I'm lying beside him

If I move and he shakes small and does not smell me or he stretches his hand and does not feel me, na cry go be the next thing

My baby is the exact opposite of this. I usually leave her on the bed and go about my normal business both when she's sleeping and when she's awake. She's not a disturber as long as she's fed and changed. Even at night sef she's always slept as if she knows it's night. I pray all my babies come like this

hunniesuzie:
Even me I missed season 2. Was refreshing and refreshing for it to post but it didn't, when I almost jammed okada man, I jeje closed the page.
Guess my refreshing worked for a split second. Now no excuse oh!

yayy finally. Fine boy. Seems he can sit on his own now. My baby can sit just long enough for me to take a picture lol.

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