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You guys wanna make me take a stroll down to this UI thing. May be na there I go do my masters then go unilag do phd then go back to north go scatter area turn prof. Chai! Na scholar 4 life be dat wo. Ilorin,Ibadan and Lagos will seem good on my cv that will make me kind of unique in the north. But hey let me get my Ilorin admission 1st, I get 4 more years to go... But meanwhile, off to the UI thread. I know I'll sound funny to others, but I know the psychology of what I am doing.

Temmieluv:
no problem

Lol, u dey fear thunder? See how u talk am sharp sharp "No".

Reekado:
[right][/right]A bottle of Sprite+Codeine, SK+HausaWeed would do 4 ur initiation by d E-committee of BBF elders.

Guy why u dey always join sprite and codeine? Shey d combo sweet reach codeine and pepsi or coke? Oboi if u carry dat one join wit hausaweed and sk na tripple u go see wo, codeine go make u slow while kush go come ginger ur swagger, omo na double trouble.

ElrayKhalifah:
i think gideonG is around

Lol, it took me time to comprehend what you were trying to insinuate, and I can't help but to feel humbled afterwards. That's really brilliant of you to have boosted my confidence, where else could I rather be than a community as vibrant and inspiring as ours? This thread is so addictive! It makes me wanna forget instagram, twitter and facebook. It makes me always wanna look forward to been here checking out how it's really going down. It's also always gratifying to see how craaaazy people can get, I just hope nobody ever fires me with thunder because it's goin be really difficult for me to fire anybody wit thunder, it's nothing exceptional it's just my nature and I can't help but to be me, because I'm real, and it's just so fascinating to see thunder and lightenning going helter and skelter like the molecules of a heated liquid in a glass container, I thank God the god of thunder Khassy got my back. Keep on keeping it real guys! I dey feel wuna like sey 2moro no dey! Ooooooooooshey!!!

Please does any one knows where to get jamb e-facility card in Ilorin? I need to reprint my jamb result asap! Thanks.

LEGITLAYO:
GideonG my guy...

Yes boss! Omo I gentle like gentle jack. I loyal sire!

UNILORIN HERE WE COME!

buccal:
true sha..buh i doubt if i can stay in school hostel...if i go greet person for hostel sef..5 mins i don get bored.i will feel lyk leaving d place with immediate allacrity

Omo to be a scholar I know sey no be small sacrifice I go make, so e better make I do all the necessary sacrifice wey I fit make get wetin I want. Omo time no dey.

Mohziez see wetin u cause urself for this cool blessed Sunday? Wetin come make u carry my matter 4 head because I talk sey I wan be Scholar. No be fail person go fail wen e no plan well? I like to the have dreams and ambitions wey go make me get sleepless night dey follow so dat wen time don reach e go show me sey determination na in sure pass. Wetin come make people vex be sey upon sey u lie, u wan come deny dey call person fool. Well na wetin u sow na in u go reap! Enjoy the negative popularity while it last! And if I were you, I will try as much as possible to learn from this. LEARN!

buccal:
bruddah i tap into your faith.i guess what we shld start thinking of is accommodation

Omo I go like stay for hostel for my entire 100 level so that make Library be my favourite place, so that mek I read wella. Also wanna mix wit different people, that will help me improve in my Yoruba Language among other things. 4 my 200level na either Oke Odo or Tanke. But I wanna be far away from facing Tanke. You know as man proposes, God disposes but God no fit make mistakes because na God get power pass!

khassy:
hope say na MTN u d use abi

Yes boss! 0803878**72

Yustash001:
I swear you are gonna be a very good writer.

Chai! Omo chop knuckle 4 that awesome inspiration. I no fit shout. Na this kind thing dey ignite the sleeping giant from within. Omo I thank u wella. May God make you bigger *In Phyno's Voice*

khassy:
for some reasons my mail is not accessible for now

flash this line would call you with my main line if I see your flash... I no like all this yeye MTN people to use my line do advert

I don copy the number, I go call u b4 5:30pm. U fi delete the number online.

khassy:
you get luck ooooo

hope say you give em sha

Trust me, I no fit spend 2 days 4 road come dull myself. Omo time no dey! Na God get power pass.

EINSTEINPG:
@GideonG so touching reading about your experience up there. The LORD is indeed your strength. May the GOOD LORD see you through.

I say a very big amen to that! Thank you very much. God bless you!

rkarang:
By God's grace, the outcome of his application will be positive.

Leave our person alone ooo... He wants to become a university scholar. Many even have the aim of becoming first class students before sitting for JAMB.

The point is; once one steps into a campus, one could start thinking of what one will make out of the campus.

Whoever wants to bag First Class Honours won't develop the idea in 400 level. Everything starts right now. Some folks might not just be talking; they're already pulling their admission, so don't assume that they're not doing anything about em.

I would rather you left my real Nigga alone.

Wow u re absolutely terrific! That's brilliant. Keep on keeping it real! I appreciate the epic encouragement.

ElrayKhalifah:
love ur write up though especially dat part "gbon yoruba" and it's gbagbe oshi not bagbe. I wouldn't turn myself into a teacher though

Absolutely noted, thanks. Naso e suppose be, mek man dey learn every day!

God has been great to me ever since I came to Ilorin. Today I have no iota of doubt in my mind that I am already admitted to this great citadel of learning, Unilorin, better by far, Probitas Doctrina! It all started with my reluctance to go to church and at the same time, I wasn't feeling comfortable within me so I decided to get off the bed, took my bath and zoomed off to Ecwa Chapel at Challenge. The service started at around 9am but I arrived some few minutes to 11. When they said visitors should raise their hands about an hour later, I rose my hand and I was directed along with other visitors to the front seat reserved for us. I thought it will end after filling the visitors form but to my utmost supprise after a while in the course of the service, they started calling the names of each visitors on the altar, their mission of visit and their location. There and then my heart started pounding because where I Was meant to put my residential address, I put "New student of University of Ilorin" and at the space of my contact address, I put " Coming from Gombe State". My name was the last to be called so they introduced me as the student of University of Ilorin ON THE ALTAR! In my mind I claimed it absolutely! I stood up as expected and waved the entire church who seemed to be very welcoming. The choir sang for us while a couple of dozen elders came to greet us affectionately. One other interesting thing is during the anouncement, they said all parents should submit the post ume results and other relevant docs of their children looking for admission. Only God knows the number of professors in that church. So as people are busy engaging their long legs, I don't have to bother myself because God is already my longest leg. Congratulations to me on my successful admission!

Omo this thread interesting gan! If u lie, den go burst u sharperly. Omo trust cmtee of elders na, no dulling. Je ka lo sibe.

Morhziez:
These niggas are pretty funny.just post jamb and you re already talking bout SCHOLAR..I applied for pharmacy last year scored 229 and 72% with one sitting excellent O Level result and i wasnt even considered for admission in the first place.Later on i was given Biology Education For my long legs.

Wat am saying in essence is your score does not guarantee ur admission in Unilorin.If in the end ur re gven admission d course they offer can make u cry out ur eyes...
It's good to be optimistic tho but adding elements of awkardness is stupidity.

It's a good one but na God get power pass.

khassy:
ka maye neh wallahi

Lol muna kai kaman hula. Saiyasa mu ka zo Ilorin soboda mun karba kwali.

ElrayKhalifah:
Ewo ni weyrey gan, hope no be say u wan sell us 4 dis thread....i tire o. Khassy, u might continue with yours cos i de fear that thing


*THUNDER*

Ogbeni efarabale, owo ni mo fe. Mo fe ra Nairaland. Owo wa lowo mi. Shotigbo? Kilonsele, mo fe gbon yoruba! Bagbe osi, fille!

khassy:
enjoimnt


ka iya programming nehh

Na iya PHP, JAVA, PYTHON DA ANDROID APP DEVELOPMENT.

khassy:
one forget gals two forget punting
Das all

Omo e no go easy be dat wo, hmmm baba God dey.

khassy:
wallahi ka ne Nigeria


ka zagaya daka Arewa har ka shiga Laigos


ka Dan buban mutum ne wallahi

Toh ya zan yi? Na d hustling and bustling be dat.

Yungmilio2:
abeg make whona no allow mod move this thread go romance section
repping Computer science
wish u success - i see say u be no dulling ( we no want gbollos )

Hip! Hippie, Hip! Here goes my course mate, omo after my post ume, I went down to check the gigantic faculty all I did was to imagine and envisage been a bonified student, honestly I can't wait. Omo I 4 don dey 4get sey na Unilorin thread we dey wo, we been done dey enter romantica, omo no time to dull wo, na smartness na in sure pass! BTW I like ur moniker, they used to call me Young Millionare too back in the day.

khassy:
ina son matan psychology so sei ma.... ai ban rasa nime su aiiiii

ka koma Gombe??

Lellai, ai kuke da Unilorin. Inanan a Ilorin, sai Wednessday zan shiga Lag, daga Lag sai Abj sai Gombe. Na zagaya Nigeria.

khassy:
once an engine boi always an engine boi..... I no trust all of una ooo

Lol na so, no be small matter wo! But hey what's the secrets of been a Scholar in this great institution? Na two things remain now wo 1. Admission 2. Becoming a scholar in 100 level

khassy:
kabani number tan aiiii

Tayi tafiya yau ai, am ma zan baka walahi in kana so. Ta samu 56% a pume da 221 a jamb, tana neman Psycology ne ai. Badt sharp guy! Omo toh bad gan.

napoleonbaba:
Baba HBD WULLNP GGMUB
Even though today nah sunday turn up
Big time,mix orijin with Andre plus dongoyaro and monkey tail, dance skelewu with only ur underwear for church cause it ur birthday

Omo if u do this kind concoction enter church on ur birthday... This one na bege! Original bege * In Yemi Alade's voice *

khassy:
hahababahahahahahababababababaababbabahabaabababbabababababababahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah


laughs and falls out of mat laughing.... you dn begin go shoprite just after post ume.. maybe if dem admit you na Shopleft una go d go... go ask Wheesin and boigrammz why dem face Tanke

Lol me sef I tire 4 d matter wo, na my 1st day ever 4 Ilorin be this wo, e come be like sey I don tey... But guy no be small fun wo.

rkarang:
Oho!!! Every day is Christmas

BTW, which department are you applying to? You seem to be very much interested in book? Is getting a scholarship your primary motive

Scholarship ke? WHATEVER IS WORTH DOING IS WORTH DOING WELL! Na Computer Science I dey 4 Unilorin, 100 level by faith.