₦airaland Forum

Yungmilio2:
guru
do u know much about hacking?
am looking for a hacker to work some things out with

Com'on my boss, I'm not a guru wo and have never tried hacking before. May be in the future, who knows? Na God get power pass!

Temmi001:
guru?that's the Last thing you'll call me now. I'm just working so hard to become a guru like you sire. *winks*

Lol I'm not a guru either, passion drives me to learn everyday. We are still learning though. Had it been I was a guru I would have no option than to come to school with a Bently or Ferrari so we can just take a ride lol... That your working environment is kindof alien to me. What are u studying?

HomoSapiien:
Bros, I have a problem and I need a clarification on it.
My NECO O'level is 2sittings. One with a very good grades but deficient of English Lang. while the other is where I was able to make C5 in english lang. Now the problem is the name on the 2 results. The first one is okay while the second one is not. it goes thus; OWOLABI ABIOLA RIDWAN [correct] while the second which my cousin helped me to register has a little mistake. Instead of the name above, she registered with OWOLABI RILIWAN ABIOLA.

Meanwhile, I have every prove to show that I am the owner of the 2results being that I have all photocards and the receipts of everything.

So my question, is this going to affect my UNILORIN Admission process?

P.s: I am an indegene of Ilorin.

please I need reply on this.

If I were you, I will go and correct the name in the board office even if it means doing some affidevit and police report. Try ur best and get it done, opportunity comes but once.

IDGAF:
That's great!!! But far from mine.I'km into HTML,PHP,SQL plus am into Ethical hacking(Basic Knowledge though).I am presently a web designer.

Concerning the music,no problem bro.So long as u've got real talent.Though I don't mix friendship with business.Lol.Just a heads up!!!

Oh o. Now dat's a red flag, I don't do music proffessionally but i'd like u 2 hear me flow on a beat even if the beat is in ur phone. I am a good dancer too, may be the committee of elders should organise a Matric bash for us, the Nairalanders, lets get together and socialize on a real level. I don't necessary hav 2 dance tho, just to have some fun.

Temmi001:
Here he is! I'm really working down assiduously, alongside with some colleagues, to build an Math photowork app. Although, this would require some crazy knowledge in AI. We believe Rome wasn't build in a day.

Wow! You guys have gone far, you must be a guru. It's always good to work with a team. Bravo! The sky is ur starting point.

DharmyYinks:
I heard we gonna do programming in elect engr?


Guess u guys will teach me??

Ur programming in E/E might probably be some kind of Pascal or Cobol. Very faraway from ours but chill google is ur best friend.

agent9:
Holla

Holla holla holla WE DEM BOYZ! Holla, WE MAKING NOISE!!! Holla

IDGAF:
Waoh bro! Am also a programmer.What Languages can u code in?

That's absolutely brilliant! I'm currently into only Python, Java and Android development. Guy you need to cook me some dope beat, like seriously I hate to brag but I'm pretty good in freestyling, dropping punchlines and rhyming. We can do something for the school Fm if they are slacking.

killercute16:
I see you man.....kudos

Thanks boss!

Divadeola:
wow...cool...u re a darlin

10x sweetheart, I appreciate.

Temmi001:
never had interest until I came across 'coding' and Engr'g graphics. So far sir, what languages have you delved into? Are you a software developer, an application designer, or easily put, a web designer?

I have two android apps on the google play store and some couple of unpublished apps in the making, I use Java programming language to develop Android apps, and My darling Python programming language to develop web applications using web2py python frameworks, though I think I will try my hands in Django python framework. My favourite languages are Java and Python but PHP was my 1st ever language, I learnt programming in PHP but no longer does it, I've moved on. Forget HTML, CSS and Javascripts these are very necessary technologies that are not programming languages but are like ABCD of the ish! Com'on I like likeminds like you, what are you tranna study in the most competitive Uni in Africa? Or are u a starlite? I think my category is to be called an application developer.

Reekado:
Damn Giddi, now you really makin me think youre 2face

Nope! That will be impersonation, they actually called me Double G. Yeah that's the name everybody knows me with. The incredible precious Double G!

Divadeola:
.....my lipz?.....10x thou

You are welcome swidy, and don't forget u can always count on me if u hav a probs wit engineering drawing, that's gonna be in ur second year though. I love it and they are my favourites. Engine drawing aint easy, but just hav d mindset of embrasing it affectionately, it will come pretty easy and fascinating. Too bad I'm not yet there cos I think nothing gives me joy like Computer programming, but I'll always miss engineering though! Special shout out to all engineering students in the building!!! One love.

Divadeola:
dis thread is filled up wiv guyz .......whr re d ladies..... ........

Some of the ladies are recurperating after the exams, I guess they are on their way bouncing back. Between you look absolutely stunning milky fresh, ever looked yourself in the mirror and imagine how tempting your lips are? Damn God blessed you with a sweeet lips.

omicron:
Congrats!!! Brilliance is easy to spot. Your write up above is an evidence you deserve your score and your dreams. All the best

Thanks boss! I really do appreciate!

Venus007:
Lol! Big head! Imnt saying u shouldnt curse at all. Im jst saying sum situatns dnt warrant it, or at least dnt use too many nah. I curse too! There are sum emotions that are betta understood when we curse.... Hehehe. Husband kor!

Damn! You gotta be lucky to have such a terrific dude like IDGAF as a husband, any way seeing your hwat and sweet legs in a serene background alone, I can't help but to say you guys are both lucky! I saw ur epic transient vibe on the UI thread and I was like WOW... Hope you look as gorgeous as your alluring perception. Unilorin here we come! Less than a month to go, advancement is imminent!!!

LEGITLAYO:
Good morning everyone.
.
If you notice, na only people wey no get work dey always post by this kain time for nairaland..
S/O to IDGAF.. This dude be killing every perceived enemy that comes his way... .

I concur with you absolutely!

LEGITLAYO:
I tap into your faith... Admission is ours for the taking. .
Realest dude ever. You are sighted.

Washere padi mi toh sure, olenupa, oriye wambe! Ooooooshey!!!

Damn! You guys are dope! I wonder if you smoke dope, but it's all good, real recognize real and I am absolutely loving every bit of it. Keep on keeping it real! I can't wait for my admission alert in about two weeks or there about.

I have been to several universities in the north, I can't deny the fact that ABU Zaria and Gombe state university are exceptionally beautiful and to be honest they are more beautiful than Unilorin it terms of "beauty" But I am not looking for beauty because there is a Federal University just about 30
minute drive from my home, but I choose to travel a very far distance to spend 2days on the road to come to the most competitive University in Africa because Unilorin is the best in this current dispensation. How can I ever settle for less? A PICTURE IS WORTH MORE THAN A THOUSAND WORDS.

moderate99:
Congrats, bigger u bro....80%,dat's gr8!I do believe u will be granted d admission unconditionally Inshaa Allah. Barka!

Nagode gwarai da gaske, Allah dai ya biya, Allah ya tsare. God bless you abundantly, I really do appreciate.

I am currently in Ilorin for the first time in my life, and I am here to stay, at least for the next 4 years then I'll move to Ibadan for 2 more years and lastly to Lagos for additional 3 years. By then I will have a Ph.d then I will go back to the North were I came from and one day I will be one of the best candidate for a ministerial position, then I will be invited to the national assembly for screening where I'll murder all dem Law makers, then I'll be one of Nigeria's best Minister and from there It will happen that I'll be the best candidate for Governor then I'll contest and win just as I've been Headboy in both my primary school and my secondary school. All those are plan B, my real passion is computer programming and entreprenuership. I WANNA INFLUENCE THE ENTIRE AFRICA. Tech billionaires are my role models. But meanwhile Thank you lord for seeing me through a very long journey of 2days all the way from Gombe to Ilorin, thank you lord for making me score 80% in my post ume. Please make me a "Scholar" I don't wanna settle for less. I am determined to go for the best because I deserve to be better by far! I LOVE UNILORIN!!!

Dygeasy:
Morhziez /Mo:rziz/ (adj,NOUN) the ability to LIE no matter the situation even with pictures.

example: 1. My girlfriend who told me she was a virgin, on the day we wanted to do it asked me if I could make her reach orgasm. I had to stop because all the while she has been MORHZIEZING with me.

2. Even though today is the first day of the week, HitGad insisted today is Wednesday. He's very good at MORHZIEZING

Omo dictionary don get new word. Chai! Mek people no carry e-FBI play wo. #LOBATON

Sveen:
Guys, I just checked my lasu result, I scored 70 and unilorin 60%

Whoever said I won't get admission this year

Congrats bro!

HitGad:
lobatan=e don finish(dont really know how to translate this one...buh my ans is close sha)...shoro niyen=shey na talk be that

Thank you, we must learn this yoruba. By fire by force.

Please what's the meaning of Lobaton and Shoro niyen?

HitGad:
the nigga synonymizes Lie
.MOHZIEHZ verb (mohziehzed..mohziehzing...mohziehzes)
.e.g
a= stop mohziehzing nigga
.
b= I swear to God am not mohziehzing.....am telling you the truth

Lwkmd!

Reekado:
If youre reading this in 2016/2017… Again…. this was the BEST THREAD EVER

No doubt!

yungmil2:
KHASSY U WICKED O U CAST PERSON - THE PERSON GATS GO CHANGE HER DP SHARP SHARP

Lol

IDGAF:
Oh u mean how I stood up to SonOfMary? Don't mind that nigga with the face of Pidgeon poo! Anyway,hate it when so much emphasy and praise is been given to someone,and he feels he's all that because he speaks the kind of words that Lord Lugard used to oppress simple-minded Nigerians in the 1890's.I bet Lord Lugard is his mentor!!!

Anyway,am no star,can't give any autographs.Seems u are a fan,but av become a fan of a fan.Stay safe gorgeous!

You are dope!

LEGITLAYO:
nothing actually....
... . I can be likened to the personified legit, cuz I'm always real.

Yeah, Real recognize real!

LEGITLAYO:
who missed me??
Wheesin
GideonG
Reekado Tom Tom
Khassy.
I'm back for good. Let's proceed

Welcome back! Sure we missed u, pls what's the inspiration behind your name?