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wheesin:
Its 23rd August ...Today is my birthday..guys help me thank God ..although i haven't gotten to my destination yet, but i am greatful to God for where i am today.
Its never it has never been.A year older and still balling till year 2100

khassy
yungmilio2
rkarang
agent9
boigrammz
ayokunlei
dygeasy
boombay
duke59
Donabydeco
yustash001
yusluv2000
reekado
legitlayo
kinfunfun
dpacific
heraldthemainman
IDGAF
Youngchop
psychologist
acecube
seunsherriff
jaridwan
abimloaded
tobihils
napoleonbaba
mzlarem
gideong


and to all those i just couldn't get rheir monikers ..God bless you all

*Singing in ur favourite artist's voice* HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! Bros, As u celebrate ur birthday today, I pray that the Almighty God grant u all heart desires and bless u abundantly, more blessings to be showered on u this year, more testimonies! May all ur dreams turn to reality. Have a really wonderful and smatshing birthday celebration. Thank u. Keep on keeping it real bro.

Reekado:
[/b] Seun will not ban him Now oo >: .. but will be banning me 4 speaking french :-… .nBTW what course u gunning 4 this tyme?

I beg make oga no ban me wo, I don do more than 7yrs dey flex Nairaland no banning mek e no come be like sey na 2day weh I don get hope 4 unilorin na in bege go enter wo. Omo na computer science I dey 100level by faith.

Reekado:
Bruh dont take things P here.. we juz joking witcha… BTW I LOVVEEE your speeches… pls PM d gurl‘s digit,I no mind make my story enta part 3 b4 resumption

Omo d girl dey travel go back 2moro. Chill small na we get Ilorin this yr. Trust me *winks*

rkarang:
Now I'm feeling you dude!

Omo if toh sey I sabi Yoruba I 4 giv u wan bad hailing, Oriye wambe, Olenupa! Wasere omo ba, oriye fokasibe... Chai! Mo fe gbo yoruba. Tuale

lilmonarch:
Usher Raymond, is that you?

Omo Usher sef dey learn work.

rkarang:
**Quivers**

Ha, by the anointing conferred on me to suçk brëas with my stroll-like mouth... Holy holy Kamasutr... Receive the blessing of admission into UNILORIN to study your preferred course

Omo if u see my open teeth, d thing dey work 4 n.ip.ples wella no be small. Omo na very romantic person I be I no fit lie na my gf or ex'es fit testify so the wey u dey sound e be like sey u dey in the spirit. Omo I claim ur prayer bro, I came a long way! People no fit understand. Keep on sucking dem succulent boobs bro!

khassy:
chill man... we jus d joke ni... wish ya all d best... ope say you no steal my Bae sha :;\

I no be engine boy now again, I hear sey na engine boys dey do dat kind thing. I be engine boy b4 4 ATBU Petroleum Engineering to be precise, 2004-2008. I JUST Dey look people 4 here dey think sey I be learner, omo my experience no get part 2 but everything na vanity. Thanks 4d best wishes bro na admission sure pass.

benjijosh:
AMEN

Thank u 4 understanding jare, people think sey I be small pikin, they no knw the life wey I don leave... We don do all dat pass. Wetin remain again than to calm down? Oshey

rkarang:
Hey guy, P is P. Dig

P na P but hey, I gotta follow my instinct. I am not interested I know why so let everybody take a chill pill. Omo I no knw sey this matter go reach like this wo, I just hope the girl never comes on Nairaland cos she's not a Nairaland enthusiast. Na wa o. Omo make I face my admission jare, na dat one sure pass.

Reekado:
Infact… This guy is high on SK+Weed+Shisha… who concours??

Omo na d sk I dey look 4 sef. I neva toosh Ilorin weed since I show. I wonder why everybody dey go gaga like say na one big deal. Omo we fit lift anybody wey want but sometimes man get taste, and my taste no be small, so 4get matter I can never lack, so why gragra? Omo bagbe

rkarang:
He wants to become a scholar but scholar doesn't date

Apparently, scholar doesn't have a working-third-leg


But I know some scholars with 4•76, 4•77 that always move with protectors in their bags

If you ask me, do whatever please you.

Mark you, I need that babe's no... She's really going to be a good girl. Obviously, she has latent talent that I'm looking forward to exploring

Yeah I wan be scholar but I no fit fake wetin I dey sure I no get interest. Omo whenever I get interest, e go always sure 4 me, I know myself. Na 2day I de see this kind thing? Omo e don tey wo and na so e go continue to dey de. This matter na small one self.

Reekado:
Dude!… you just F*CKED UP… like 4real!,… Learner of the highest ORDER!. . coz u just CASTed FOR AFRICA.

I rather be casted and be free than to live a fake life bro, I'm real for real! I know what I want and these aint new to me to freak me out. If u really know me u won't say all these. No be today jare, e don tey.

wheesin:
bros please pm me..u found a babe who would take you to shoprite..buy stuffs ..chop ice cream and play games in gamesville and finally pay transportation to and fro..without you paying a dime...and u still arent interested.. u need flogging..infact

lol ejoor. I can't lie to myself bro... I just don't feel moved I don't know why, I can't just rush things like that. I know exactly what I want.

LEGITLAYO:
I see y'all on a new chyking level on this thread, congrats to GideonG, I knew you'd do it.
My bosses
Rkarang
Youngmilio2
Khassy
Reekado
Dygeasy
Wheesin
Duke59.
IDGAF
I humbly greet una....
Was upgrading my phone to lollipop 5.1os and it was really hectic.
Thank God I scaled thru and didn't brick. If not, I for Don turn bricklayer for thread

Omg! Thanks so much, I really appreciate.

khassy:
oya go and see your woman

She's not my woman wo, we just met 4 d 1st time 2day, we both came 4 putme, this is my 1st time of coming to Ilorin, but I met her though, she seems to be very nice and humorous, we went on an outing to shoprite, bought alot of things and catch lots of fun but guess what? I didn't pay a dime besides the taxi fare of 200naira to and fro. She paid everything and she tried. She's pretty but I'm not gonna date her. I AM DETERMINED TO BE A SCHOLAR IN MY 1ST YR. So help me God!

IDGAF:
Yo amigo,success is yours for tha taking!
Don't mind dem fellaz,they just messing wit a nigga,no offense ment by anyone! Besides, ur color is more brighter than their faceless dp.No homo dawg! U're handsome,point-blank!!!

Awwwh that's so nice of u dude, thanks a lot 4 d compliment, I really do appreciate.

Thanks for your support peeps! I came out with 80% on the dot! It's not by my power, I attribute everything to God. Unilorin please put me on that merit list of computer science. It's ume 205 and post ume 80% Na God get power pass!

Hello guys, u are at liberty to do anything u want, I'm just expressing myself. But it's all gud tho! Keep on keeping it real.

I am in Oke Odo, opp Bekamdis Hotel. Lying down in bed and thinking about my result, meanwhile one sweet girl is waiting 4 me at Tipa garage Tanke and honestly, I don't feel like going anywhere until I'm motivated with a score of above 80% or 90%. The only thing that can ginger me now is SK. Damn I just wanna get high but I can't, wtf? It's gonna be an awesome feeling to receive my result alert wen I'm on some gud ish... I don wanna dull myself, I've come a long way!

Tajudeen40:
. One free chance dey for one love family better by farian!

Guy I don send u mail since, I don tire dey wait 4 reply. Please holla back. Better by farian! One luv

starkid7k:
Travelling all d way 4rm kaduna to Ilorin

I spent the whole day travelling from Gombe to Kaduna yesterday, as I am typing, it's 1:10am and I am in Kaduna, in the morning as early as 6 or there about I will embark on the 2nd day journey to Ilorin. No be small matter wo, my exams is on the saturday.

[quote author=LEGITLAYO post=37130428][/quote]Thanks for your concern and admonition, I appreciate. I can't wait to receive my alert. It shall be well though, i've got to reach for the stars and if I don't reach, I will just soft land at the moon. But there is nothing that is impossible. Why not desire to aspire? Na God get power pass! Oshey!!!

boombay:
i won't be able to bring the range cos it is in akure and I'm currently in Paris.. I'll be travelling down to Nigeria tomorrow and wul land in Abuja from abuja I'll take plane in ilorin's airport... then lodge in an hotel
Abeg shey Ilorin get 7 star hotel??

















My flight will take off by 6:35am tomorrow

If na 7 star u dey look 4, go Dubai, na only 4 Dubai 7 star dey and fyi Ilorin get int'l airport, but since u don book, no yawa. I wan go paris too wit ma future wife, Paris the city of love.

Tajudeen40:
He get one godon boy wey say him sabbi toosh well well. Abeg, make una help me tell am say after im putme on sat, make him no waist time to email me ooo ... One free chance dey for am. One love ganja family better by farian!

Oboi I no fit dull 4 this kind thing. Mofe fagbo... Oya, Jeka lo sibe! Oshey!!!

vitaminA:
..1.My mother is still on the HARD LINE concerning this issue. What does hard line here connote. A)Unrelenting B.Uncompromising C) Hardened.

2. Mary slessor operated in what part of Nigeria . A) Calabar B. Benin C. Edo D. Delta.

3. Which of the following is not an oil producing state A) Anambra B)Ondo C) Bayelsa D)Rivers.

4.The northern and southern protectorate were amalgamated in what year? A. 1919 B.1914 C.1924 D.1913.
5. The first executive president of Nigeria is A) Nnamdi Azikwe B.Tafawa Balewa C. Obafemi Awolowo D. Shehu Shagari.

6. The idiom;tips of the iceberg means?
7. The idiom: skeleton in his cupboard means A. Ugly secret B. Beautiful secret.

8. We won't leave until the rain.....A) stop B)stops C. Stopped D.stopping.

9 A leopard with black spots is called A. Pander B.Panda C. Pandar. D. Pandra.

10. The author of things fall apart is?

11. The players were.....by the yelling of the spectators A. Goaled B. Gilded C. Guided.

Check out for the correct spelling of this words . FAHRENHEIT,MELEE,ASTRONOMER,ACKNOWLEDGMENT.
12. If 60 percent of the student in a class are boys,what is the total number of students if there 250 girls in the class.
13. Find the mean of 10,10,12,6,6,16.

14. A boy who wanted to calculate his average test score in 7 subjects mistakenly divided the correct sum of his test scores by 6. What will be the correct average if his mistake yielded a result 84 as the average.

15. 240,000 is to be shared between A,B and C in the ratio 2:5:5. What is B's share?

16. Let us come together so that we can know ...... Better. A. Each other B. One another C. Ourselves. D Themselves.
17. I discovered that there was no love lost between the couple A. The couple hates each other B. Likes each other C. They're good friends D. The couples are divorced.
These are some of the questions I came across in my exam.
Cc: simple2004

That's really great of you! The only one I'm not quite sure of the answer is ur no1. "HARDLINE" What's the correct answer?

Damn! We are on page 205 and that's my score in jamb. Exactly 30 days to resume school, commencement of a better by far journey. Y'all should get ur acceptance fee ready. Time don reach.

I wish I can just score 94% to be the highest so as not to bother myself with any long leg or something, I wanna be the numero uno, secondus. Baba God u can do this for me. Nothing is impossible.

I don't think there's anybody that will write pume on the 24th, monday, which happens to be the last day. Or is there any? Mine is saturday 22nd by 9am at Unilorin. I hope the admission list will start coming out by 1st wk of september though.

JellofRice:
didn't read nothing

just read on my own

I think u mean u didn't read any pass questions. That means I am good to go without the pass questions. Ok now, I can't wait Saturday! Ilorin here I come.

mystolad:
All CIS (ICS,Computer sci,Telecoms,LIS and Masscomm) students should pls signify......

Pls quote me while signifying .

CSC BABY, What's poppin?

JellofRice:
woow

finally gotten my result so glad

82%

prepping ICS


who else is applying for the same course as I am ?

Congrats! I'm so happy 4 u. Pls what do u think attributed ur high score? Was it the pass questions? Why I am asking is because I am really confident of myself and aiming like 92 but I didnt read any pass question. I need to know if studying those past questions are necessary. Thanks

olatunde3:
What iz d name of d group on facebook

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