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i forced myself to laugh i couldn't, i even tried the tickle thing, u prescribed, it didn't work, pls can someone
borrow me his or her laugh, i want to laugh here

this generation, God help us ooo!

pharoh sorry

na u and who dey unpuzzle ur puzzle, u never serious, yeye thing

2 love fowls and one big hulk,

.

ok, ok , no wahala

studio u dey funny oo, so na u don get catholic church now, and those are not cooked lies, they are raw truth .
see u be my guy, lets just hang this topic to dry, make we forget am, but no be say na lie i talk o

nope e dey pain u say catholic na ur church

patwhizkid:
Yez

and who is that?

Pharoh:
^^ Congrats You don pass your nairaland censorship exam

wetin be my score

patwhizkid:
Nor mind am!

anybody dey disturb u

dani1luv:
Why you wan know

hey this man i no ask u, i already know about your performance , so make u no let me talk am

u see that's the problem people always refuse to see their faults, Wat if I'm a catholic.
when i say Islam and terrorist, u agree abi, i beg go make research well u go see am say the cases of
child and sex abuse 4 catholic pass every other church's, more especially na the priest them they fkup pass ,
e don reach make them begin tell catholic priests to dey marry ooo, person no be firewood
ppl way go attack me plenty ooo nothing , no long thing

only god know what nigeria would face if this had happened during the time of president bush

y me:
for crying out loud he is my husband if i dont wash his clothes who will
it is your duty as a wife to make sure your husband and the kids looks clean and smell nice as well

pls tell them, this is one intellegent girl i've seen, may u marry a good husband, u are wise

tit_squeez:
Hmmm. .trust these feminists to come out wif another useless topic. If u no want wash another girl go wash simples.

thank u jor, them never know, yeye

romsky:
seems the guy has a problem not surprised though since he has no credible sense of humor

Gods mercy, favor, joy, presence and ever present peace shall be permanent with my kindred indeed

"permanent" hmmn humor!!!, well dont feel bad if i send your wishes back to your kindred. good, u wished them well , its all part of the humor, credible or not

US President Barack Obama has for the first time publicly accused an offshoot of al-Qaeda over the alleged Christmas Day bomb plot to blow up a US plane.

He said it appeared Yemen-based al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula had armed and trained the accused, 23-year-old Nigerian Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab.

The group admitted responsibility in an internet statement last week.

Mr Obama has already condemned lapses that allowed the accused, who was on a terror database, to board the jet.

In his weekly radio and video address posted on the White House website early on Saturday, Mr Obama said more details of the alleged plot were becoming clear.
"We know that [Mr Abdulmutallab] travelled to Yemen, a country grappling with crushing poverty and deadly insurgencies," said Mr Obama, who is on holiday in Hawaii.

"It appears that he joined an affiliate of al-Qaeda, and that this group, al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, trained him, equipped him with those explosives and directed him to attack that plane headed for America."

US officials have not until now publicly accused al-Qaeda over the incident on Flight 253 from Amsterdam to Detroit.

Mr Obama has come under heavy criticism from Republicans, who accuse him of not doing enough to prevent attacks on the US.

Some Democrats, too, have joined the clamour for an overhaul of intelligence procedures.

The US president - who last week ordered two security reviews - used much of his latest address to outline his administration's measures to keep America safe.
He said these included withdrawing troops from Iraq, boosting troop levels in Afghanistan and targeting militants in Yemen, where the suspect spent time before the attack.

"All those involved in the attempted act of terrorism on Christmas must know you too will be held to account," he said.

The US Congress, meanwhile, is preparing hearings to question intelligence officials on security failings that allowed a man whom US officials had been warned about, and who had a valid US travel visa, to allegedly smuggle explosives on to a transatlantic jet.

Mr Abdulmutallab, now in US custody, is accused of trying to detonate explosives strapped to his body as the plane, with nearly 300 people on board, prepared to land.

The mid-air drama on 25 December has spawned a worldwide aviation security review.

British Prime Minister Gordon Brown warned on Friday that rising Islamist militancy had turned Yemen into "an incubator for terrorism".

He announced an international conference in London in late January to discuss the danger.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8437496.stm

winans:
thank god is another year oo,

Amen o! 2010, time to take stock of last here, wat was ur performance

well girls, i just think u should do wat is proper, if you can wash the cloths of the kids wats with washing your husbands cloths, well i'm not saying that u must do it, but there are certain things that the love for him should move you to do if he is very busy, i dont see u being taking as a slave while you do it, if your husband is reasonable at least he should show some form of appreciation verbally or otherwise, i think love should always be the motivating factor here

Boss Ttdiamonds:
Gidson na 4 where u take see dt one,

B4  all the catholics eat me raw, una no dey listen to news, una surpose know say na catholic church of all the religions carry child sex abuse pass, abeg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_sex_abuse_cases
even just make mistake type "catholic church and child or sex abuse" for google make u see results, no be me talk am ooo na wetin i see
just as 4 terrorist na muslims carry gold 4 that one

@Hotsnow
how do u know all these. I guess u n ur brothers are classic example of wat u just described

I weak 4 una

Can we talk about snoop doggs hustlers

@Habib16
where u get d cr.ap u dey post, Mugu

Wat do u expect from a nation with a sick president?,

@ studio
u dont need 2 announce ur pea, u don 4get say u dey wear diaper

@ golden
Dont b afraid even if u leave inna slum, we'll find our way there n on 2 paradise