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By everything by-able |
**wakes folly up from his dream** |
For your info, I am the prince of Kuvuki! ![]() |
folly69:from our village |
He doesn't know am a ritualist. **Licks up the vomit, conjures, gets ma juju refreshed. Looks in ma secret chamber, excess pound sterling notes, whispers to myself, hope he vomits more** |
**borrows cotton buds from him and gets his ears cleaned** |
**hears thrz a killer smell in the room, peeps in, faints for 5 mins, wakes up and runs away before Ify's fart sends him out of this sweet & sexy world.** Ify, I know sey person offend you wey make you blow this kind terror. Abeg try tell we wey be elders make we resolve the matter, so that you no go act like America wey dey kill innocent souls because of one single man I take god, his wife and pikin take beg you. |
ifyalways: ![]() He don take that face pursue you for dream before? |
Too late! His eyes are bad already!?!?• |
holythug: ![]() |
Thought as much, cuz I knw u to be a strong man. |
Sure there is. @Holy Whats Ur brand? Tombo or akpe abi sapele water? |
@Kola Ituen is my mannest man, so don't . . . . . . . . . just mellow. ![]() |
ifyalways:So you too dey bla bla ehen? Nna meeeennnn? Clemcy you don corrupt my sister So how are you today Ify? |
@ Ituen I lie down dey hail you ooo!!!! As abraham be father of all nations, na so you be husband of all fine fine chikito them. I go soon give you olodu drink. ![]() |
** Meets with a tragic accident on his way, doctor says he is to be hospitalized for life** Aproko is bad! ![]() |
@Holy E get as E dey do U? |
**the eba "electronic blinding agent" makes him MYOPIC ** Please see your optician soon! ![]() |
layor ![]() |
darling |
my |
dialing |
slowpoke |
**sets a rat trap on my ass; waiting for the bla bla to come** |
** encourages his cowardliness" This guy no know sey who fights and run away, ran to fight another day-hisssess", waves at him and starts mapping out strategies for the next attack** |
@ Clemcy U like do-do oo. Kai! |
**aims at his head, shoots at his left ear, misses the shot and takes to my heels. I never wan die.** |
Am all set. ![]() |
clemcykul:Buy your ticket oo, no free shows. Show go begin again later for night. |
ituen:mumu good sef. He dey lift weight like otondoh. Success you fine ooo, my great grand mum go like you well well. |
gunpoint:Hope you are not referring to KUVUKI? ![]() |
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gilgee where de heck u from


