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Romance / Re: What Do U And Ur Partner Argue About? by girlsoswit(f): 2:11pm On Jun 25, 2008
Anoda thing is he eats fast and I'm a slow eater. I avoid eating wth him wen we are 2geda n he doesn't like it. But if I try it i will starve like mad cos b4 I eat 2 spoons he has already takn 10 spoons. So u c y we argue a lot.
Romance / Re: What Do U And Ur Partner Argue About? by girlsoswit(f): 2:06pm On Jun 25, 2008
I av 2 many admirers n they snt me luv messages n dat causes a lot of argument. He thinks i wud soon dump him. Of course which I'll do cos he's really causing me a hell of headache. I can't kill mysef or make mysef immune 2 guys outside him as long as i'm still beautiful n sexy.
Romance / Re: How Can You Tell If A Guy Is A Virgin? by girlsoswit(f): 1:35pm On Jun 25, 2008
If he is a virgin, during his 1st attempt he might mistaknly place d rod in d anus of d girl. Bt if he is nt he wud ram into u like a lion devouring a fresh meat. D way he does during pre-intimacy wud evn says it all.
Jokes Etc / Re: Mind Ur Language! by girlsoswit(f): 12:51pm On Jun 25, 2008
O sun mi ooo.
Forum Games / Re: What Is Your Problem? by girlsoswit(f): 11:04am On Jun 25, 2008
tkb417:

i need juju that will make me disapper from Nigeria and appear in the US
where can i do that?

abeg help me o
hehehehe
Dnt u knw d way 2 ur village? Go and meet baba n let him bath u wth goat blood or rather he might tell u to sleep wth a mad woman.
Forum Games / Re: What Is Your Problem? by girlsoswit(f): 10:58am On Jun 25, 2008
My own problem is dat I'v been having 2 many male callers these days and they really disturb my sleep a lot. Dnt knw hw 2 stop them. My inbox is too full of luv messages 4rm both known n unknown personalities all males. Its really getting much oooo. sad sad sad sad
Jokes Etc / Re: Rate This Nairalander's Picture (ennyluv 6) by girlsoswit(f): 3:05pm On Jun 24, 2008
9ja boy tell us d truth dat u are in luv with hr. Guess u like fat babes. Y u come dey criticize d poor babe. Just hit d nail on d head boy it wont cost u anything. Oro re ti sun mi o. oh I c u no get liver, ok c me 4 evning class.
Romance / Re: Hey Ladies, How Wil Ya React If Yo Figure Out Yo Husband Patronises Prostitutes? by girlsoswit(f): 2:52pm On Jun 24, 2008
Kliplemet:

my mamma doesnt mind grin
Pele o omo mummy. I see. Like mother like child.
Romance / Re: Open Or Secretive? by girlsoswit(f): 2:30pm On Jun 24, 2008
Then y do guys prefer to be on the hearing side when it comes to secret and leave d girl to do the talking? Why do they always expect u 2 say everything and then keep theirs to themselves. Isn't that true or can sme1 prove me wrong? For instance, a guy wud ask if u ar a virgin and yet wud't tell u if he is or not. If he finds out u r nt he feels bad yet he has had it to d brim wth oda girls b4 u bt wud't say anything n rather says u are a cheap commodity an a dog, dnt understand y guys are smehw difficult.
Romance / Re: Open Or Secretive? by girlsoswit(f): 2:18pm On Jun 24, 2008
Then y do guys prefer to be on the hearing side when it comes to secret and leave d girl to do the talking?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Plz Dis Is Strictly For Girls Alone! by girlsoswit(f): 1:45pm On Jun 24, 2008
God help you o.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Am In Need Of Sugar Mom by girlsoswit(f): 1:43pm On Jun 24, 2008
People like @ poster needs deliverance. Come to me and I will give u rest. grin grin grin grin
Romance / Open Or Secretive? by girlsoswit(f): 1:40pm On Jun 24, 2008
I find it difficult to tell my guy smethings and dis cause a lot of wahala in d affair. He's too secretive and always expect me to tell him d A-Z of my life.

Can u tell ur guy or lady evrything dat goes on in ur lyf?

Hw open are u to him/her?

Or are u d secretive type that keep lips sealed @ all times lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Is there any limit to wat u can say.

So what things can u say and not say?

And y do people like lieing in their relationships?

Say smething pleaaaaaaaase.
Romance / Re: Hey Ladies, How Wil Ya React If Yo Figure Out Yo Husband Patronises Prostitutes? by girlsoswit(f): 1:20pm On Jun 24, 2008
Kliplemet:

just goes to show prostitutes are kinder than normal women
Haba who be you self. I'm sure u must be their regular customer, kare o. If ur mama catch u, she will roast u like suya, Then I will be d first to have a taste of u. Sure u wud taste real gud. wink wink wink wink wink
Romance / Re: Please Help Oooo by girlsoswit(f): 12:31pm On Jun 24, 2008
She should simply pray about it and find out God's purpose for her. funny enough none might evn be hr Mr. Right.
Romance / Re: Please Help Oooo by girlsoswit(f): 12:29pm On Jun 24, 2008
She should simply pray about it and find out God's purpose for her. funny enough none might evn be hr Mr. Right.
Romance / Re: Hey Ladies, How Wil Ya React If Yo Figure Out Yo Husband Patronises Prostitutes? by girlsoswit(f): 12:25pm On Jun 24, 2008
RedHotChic:

I'll tie him up while he's asleep, shave his pubic hairs and pepper the whole area up and let him burn with pain for a minimum of 20hrs before kicking him out of my house/or forgive him depending on how I feel.
Haba!!!! u won kill person. Just cook him his best food add 2 much peper, too much salt, 2 much maggi and too much everything then make him eat to his fill. If he has his first bite n then refuses to go on, simply bring out a knife and pretend to kill him and kill urself. After he finishes it, then tell him dat is d last meal he's giong to ever eat in dat house again. Let d ashawo's keep feeding him. Sex is swit abi no be so, Yoruba people talk say d food wey swit na him dey kill person.
Romance / Re: Hey Ladies, How Wil Ya React If Yo Figure Out Yo Husband Patronises Prostitutes? by girlsoswit(f): 12:18pm On Jun 24, 2008
I will run 2 d hospital first 2 check my HIV status. If negative,the game is simply over. Not even will i allow him 2 use a CONDOM. Sexual relationship ends there. Let him add petrol and keep on firing, dats is own cup of cofee. I will never kill myself again because of a guy. Neeeeeeveeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Check This Out (guys Can U Do It) by girlsoswit(f): 4:21pm On Jun 20, 2008
All of dose yeye guys wey no sabi turn soup on top fire nt 2 talk of pounding u beta go and learn from dis man 2 mke ur babe proud of u. I dey feel d guy 3 much. @poster u fit dash me d guy just 4 2 weeks. I promise 2 tke gud care of him n nt 2 overuse him o. I'm waiting.
Romance / Re: What Pet Name/Names Do You Call Your Lover? by girlsoswit(f): 1:43pm On Jun 20, 2008
Oops 4gt to add dat he calls me angel.
Romance / Re: What Pet Name/Names Do You Call Your Lover? by girlsoswit(f): 1:39pm On Jun 20, 2008
I call my dog bekky but my boyfriend treasure.
Romance / Re: Am Pregnant! Leave The Baby? by girlsoswit(f): 1:29pm On Jun 20, 2008
Dats sounds gud 2 my hearing boy. I think I'm going 2 try dat too. Dats shws d level of seriousness of d guy in d relationship.
Romance / Re: Ladies Pls Help Me To Answer This About Breast, Guys U Can Talk Too by girlsoswit(f): 1:11pm On Jun 20, 2008
grin grin grin grin ;DThis is insult of d highest order. I bet if i were 2 be d girl i wud just break your head straight away witout further delay. Hw wud u feel if she told u dat ur dick is getting smaller or weaker. I pity all u dis guys dat date a lady cos of hr physical attributes. Oh u av 4gotn dat a time will come wen those things will degenerate n become unattractive. so u beta av a rethink n beg hr like mad cos u might neva find a beta half 4gt age. infact I feel like giving u 20 lashes 4 dat ugly statement u made.U are 2 blunt. Always think 2ice b4 u talk. okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Like Bringing That Thing Down There Up. by girlsoswit(f): 2:51pm On Jun 16, 2008
proo212:

I really cannot understand what you are asking? Please kindly rephrase. Are you trying to say some men have erections on purpose?

I read it 3 times and I stil cannot figure out what you are asking
Hey proo212 I actually mean I'v noticed sme guys whether dey are standing or walking pull their pennis up in their trousers using their hand. Probably u do it 2 bt maybe unconciously bt it is smehw irritating.
Romance / Why Do Guys Like Bringing That Thing Down There Up. by girlsoswit(f): 2:34pm On Jun 16, 2008
Its been long I'v been lookn 4 an answer to dis question and I believe I wud find a meaningful answer here on nairaland. I find out dat some guys like pulling their 'thing' up in their trousers whether jeans or material n they do it so irritatingly n without shame. I wonder if their thing is too big or probably they r wearing oversized boxers. B4 I start makn my own judgement I want u guys out there 2 say smething abt dis. Why do guys like pulling their thing up in their trousers around d zip area. Pls say smething. U babes out there wat do u feel abt it?
Romance / Re: Girls Always Want Something More by girlsoswit(f): 3:19pm On Jun 12, 2008
Jesus fasted 4 40 days and 40 nyts. boy I trust u can do beter n i bet all ur problems wud be ova. Or beta still go and bath wit sapele watr.

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