All ur friend needs to do is to put on the garment of courage. This will help him scale through the thickest of all forest. Let him think positive and hope 4 a brighter future. I believe things will get beta in no time. He should also involve in things that can help bring in more cash such as investing in shares. Not 4getn 2 include God in his decisions cos only wth God all things are possible. Bst of luck.

@ poster I really feel ur pain and fears.  Love is turning in2 smething else and everything seems to really begin to turn upsidedown. Today problem, 2morrow wahala. All i want u to knw is tough times dnt last bt tough people do. Try 2 give ur guy a benefit of doubt. Its either positive or negative. Also try to behave as if u r nt bothered. Dat way u get mre info abt it. Dnt get aggresive or harsh on him, or else he will see u as a desperado. Just try to be cool and begin to show an extraordinary care n luv 4 him. Start to do things dat will mke him long 4 u and get ur attention at all times. I wish u best of luck girl4rnd. Dnt allow those girls to snd ur relationship down d drain. they dnt deserve it at all.

It is obvious that some Nigerians are not fast learner's otherwise they would have learnt an important lesson in cooperation, especially whenever such invovles the Nigeria Police. One of such slow learners, an okada man, had to be taught a lesson of his life when he refused to "cooperate" with the police.

According to a newspaper report, the commercial cyclist thought he could beat policemen to the N20 game by not wetting the ground. Every Nigerian, even the new born, knows the emotional or psychological attachment policemen have to the green, synthetic N20 note. policemen covet it, they love the smell. And infact, the currency doesn't have the putrid smell of other overcirculated currencies like the N5 and N10 notes.

But the cyclist, who plied his trade on the busy Okere?Ogborikoko road in Warri, it was said, tried to deny the policemen their illegimate right by evading their checkpoint. Upon catching up with him after a hot chase, they turned him into a battering ram till he lost his conciousness.

Now the Warri cyclist has learnt a very useful lesson in logic, one that his child, if he has one would have taught him. The child would have told him that,

"Daddy, a bone is to a dog as N20 note is to a policeman".

When next he sees a policeman, he will eagerly offer Nigeria's own green back. He will remember thet the bribe of N20 to the police is the beginning of wisdom.

Infact it is an insurance against stray bullets. So beware and take heed lest you fall!

All policemen in the house, Abeg no vex o.

A psychatrist visited a California mental Institution and asked a patient, "how did u get here?. What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply;

"Well, it all started when I got married, and i guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown-up daughter who then became my step-daughter.

My Dad came to visit us, fell in love with my my lovely step-daughter, then married her. And so my step-daughter was now my step-mother. Soon, my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my step-daughter, who is now of course, my daddy's wife.

So, as i told u, when my step-daughter married my daddy, she became at once my step-mother! Now, since my new son is brother to my step-mother, he also became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my step-mother's mother. Don't forget that my step-mother is my step-daughter. Remember, too that I am my wife's grandson.

But hold on just a few minutes more. You see since I'm married to my step-grandmother, I am not only my wife's grandson and her hubby but I am also my own grandfather. Now can you understand how I got put in this place?'

After staring blankly with a dizzy look in his face, the psychaitrist replied: "move over."

@ stillwater, mind u, nt all women av d priviledge to work in a world bank like u cos all fingers all nt equal. My question is why condemn those who do it, or see them as nothing. Dnt u no it is pain b4 gain. Nothing comes easy n sucess doesn't come on a platter of gold.
Even those politicians that cart away our money in ghana must go did a lot of wahala b4 dey they got there. I advice u thank God 4 watevr position u find urself in.

Why is our society so unfair to women in every aspect?

Why are women nt appreciated?

Why do men have more priviledges than women?

Men marry as many wives as possible bt a woman nt dare venture into it or else they will be called prostitutes n all sort of dirty names.

Why cant women do agbero and bus conductors?

Why after a hectic days work men wud still want their wives to serve them sex

A woman would be pregnant n at d same time carry anoda child at hr back with load in hr hands n yet she still huzzles 4 molue while d man is busy cruzzing around town in an air-conditioned cars. If he sites hr he pretnds nt to.

Why can't a man wash his baby nappies?  

All these n lots more bothers my mind n i want response 4rm u guys.

That girl is a professional liar. Just trying to cook up sme cock and bull stories. I believe it was planned. Was she blind or out of hr senses wen d guy was taking hr to the uncompleted building. Better don't trust dat kind person. She's was definitely nt a virgin b4 then n is still nt one either. So better wake up man.

CH3COO:

What are you a turd? So a guy is unprincipled and undisciplined simply because he doesn't call you beautiful, queen, rub your feet. Some girls sha

Na u knw o.

Popular singer Asha sang that,

There is fire on the mountain and nobody seems to be on the run

There is fire on the mountain top and nobody's wathching.

Thats exactly wat u are doing girlfriend. There is Fire is burning on ur roof and u are sleeping peacefully. U better wake up 4rm ur slumber and run 4 ur life oh. Sme1 like dat can kill o and i gess u dnt wanna die young.

It all sums up to d fact that they are cheats. They knw dat oda guys outside will admire their babes the way they admire oda girls. They just want to eat their cake and have it.

sistawoman:

I beg to differ my husband is old school like this and i love it.

Congrats!! I envy u sha. Bt u can't compare ur husband with oda indisciplined n unprincipled ones. Men difffer u knw.

tope2000:

well if that is old school, then i'd rather be with old school guy then
between, there are still nowadays guys that are still old romantic

Probably matured minds n experienced ones n nt those dat come to kill and destoy

@ poster dis is old school. I dnt think guys of nwhwadays can tke d pains of doing all dis. Even if they do, they pretnd to and it doesn't last.

The lady is always the happiest on the wedding day n dats why u see them always cheerful n smiling. U see dem dance themselves out. Bt as 4 d guys, I wonder wen they will change. They just keep a mean look n manage to drag their legs wen it is dancing time. na wa 4 men o. na only God go save una!!!!

Guys are players so they can never be faithful. Their own is to hit and run. This attitude follows them to their matrimonial home n dats y they keep girlfriends outside their marraige. So u see, its in their blood n they can neva change, no be cause. It is only those who av d fear of God dat still try to be faithful. Let ur friend 4gt abt d guy totally he should be put in d past. Smething similar to this has happened to me although it was painful, it thot me nt to put my whole heart in2 a relatnship n I also built myself a shock absorber n can neva cry or fight because of a guy.

Whoever kisses this man is liable to die young. Chikena.

:oWhat an un4tunate poor boy. He should be rushed 4 surgery with immediate effect.

LOL. Sme people are gifted and talented. Omo u r 2 much. Keep on d brain work. I luv dat. i cant just stop laafing. U'r crrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

When i was in SS3, My uncle sent me a new leather mini skirt n jacket n a  high heeled leather sanchoes to match 4rm d US. I felt like a refined chick and was really showing off to every one n they all knew dat yes, smeone had arrived. I wore it to church d following sunday and wow i luved d way everyone was admiring me with full concentration. I was just walking in n out of d church 4 just no course. As i stood up 4 d last time pretending to go to ease my self, I began to catwalk on d tiled floor which is very slipery. As I was doing dis, d message was also going on, n to worsen matters I sat in d front where everyone cud see me. So as i kept moving, I didn't knw there was water on d floor which i latr got to knw was purposely poured by sme guys wu wanted 2 show me. As i stepped on d watr, I just went down d tile wit a loud crash n my God I was badly bruised. I could remember i had a loud n thunderous laughter. I didn't evn knw hw I got up. I really felt embarassed n ashamed of myself. I didn't go to church for d nxt 2 weeks dat followed.

Swimming pool romance is highly interesting and full of fun. Its an experience u wud luv 2 have on n on. Its most interesting wen d sun is going down. Try it and see n I bet u wud nevr remain d same again.

Murder of course. Abortion is snuffing life out of an urborn or undeveloped foetus. No matter d stage it is, it is still murder because u cant create life so y take take. Bt there is no sin dat is un4givable as long as u are repentant n does nt repeat d same thing on and on. God is nt a fool u knw. So murder is 4givable after all Jesus 4gave d people dat nailed him to d cross,

Murder of course. Abortion is snuffing life out of an urborn or undeveloped foetus. No matter d stage it is, it is still murder because u cant create life so y take take. Bt there is no sin dat is un4givable as long as u are repentant n does nt repeat d same thing on and on. God is nt a fool u knw. So murder is 4givable after all Jesus 4gave d people dat nailed him to d cross,

gabe_logan:

@ girlsoswit

when did smoking become a sin? please show me a place in the bible where it was explicitly written that smoking is a sin.

Dnt misquote me o. I didnt say smoking is a sin bt it is to d body n by d wy Wat i mean by d wages of sin is death here is dat smokn causes excessive danger to d body and it is a slow killer dats all.

samix:

I hate to do this but i believe you have a problem with english and the problem is comprehension, u should go back to my post and read carefully.
You might as well need an english teacher for more tutoring on english because i know i said i have stopped just that she just won't believe. did i ever mention that she caught me in the act or smelt it from my mouth of clothes? my habit didn't get to that stage. I told her right from the onset that i smoke and was going to stop, not stopping on time doesn't mean i was addicted. well who cares if smokers are liable to die young? you? what makes you think i am the loser? because i am crying over it or because i posted it here? I fought against several forces to still be with her till she broke up with me. well i just don't want to talk too much. anyway thanx for reminding me that smokers are liable to die young because there seems to be no ad like that here.
shalom sis

Haba samix na fight. Why u come tke yab me like dat. Is it a sin i contributed 2 ur problem. Haba i fear pple like u ooo. Sorry o. I'v overstepped my boundary. Na wa o.

dreeldee:

Maybe you're his missing rib _{he needs his ribs complete to get cured}

Maybe ur girl4rnd can be in d betta position 4 dat,

hardknocks:

@girlsoswit
no be u call yourself girl so sweet.?
Or u think say madman too no like sweet things?

@ hardknocks I'm a sweet girl if u care to knw hen, bt I get klass. Madman sef sabi say he no easy to dey sweet. Bt haba d madman was only showing his kolo syndrome. So beta watch ur mouth b4 I lash u. ;

hardknocks:

May be u look like him babe.

Na u sabi ooooooo.

Smokers are liable to die young

The wages of sin is death.

That is ur reward 4 not stopping d habit. I myself hates smokers. My dear it is very evident dat u av become an addict. The earlier u stop dis bullshit d better 4 u. It may evn hinder u getting anoda girl. Mind u nt every girl can stand d smell. So I advice u to stop d habit If u r still into it. May God help u. As 4 d girl, U'v got to let go and move on wth ur life. Things will surely get better u know.

Ajegunle,

Hey nairaland babes beware of madmen on d street because they beginning to fall in luv like every other normal human being.

They know what is good n pleasant to the eyes. Always dress as modest as possible cause who knows u might be d nxt victim.

I was walking along d street recently with my girl4rnd and we saw a madman I mean real one wey don mad since dey born am. As we were passing by and trying to avoid him, he kept coming to us saying - "fine girls come and kiss me nw, dnt u knw dat una dey very beautiful. Abeg come nw I luv u, As he was saying this, he kept coming 2wods us and my God i was very scared o. We took to our heels as fast as possible. Na only God save us dat day o. Infact I ran fast mre than d popular Mary Onyali,
So tke heed less u becme victim. I don talk my own be dat. He dat has ears let him ear.

Make una no think say I be one kind prophetess oooo.