To the innocent and guilty, those in detention. To the mosquitos that feed on our blood daily despite the power of raid on them, to the bedbugs and crockroaches, not forgetting the rats. Gboyin e ma wa pa o.

@ obedz, clapp for urself. You are three much. We need more people like you to always cme forward by taking a bold step. May ur dreams cme through. More ororo to ur elbow.

@ obedz, clapp for urself. You are three much. We need more people like you to always cme forward by taking a bold step. May ur dreams cme through. More ororo to ur elbow.

Sweetheart I'm good. I missed you o. Where you come waka put since all these days.

@ Moyola, Well O possible sha. But mi o ro be. Send ur own shoutout too nw. I knw sme1 out there is earnestly waiting for you. Oya bo sagbo.

Shuo. No be small thing o. Kai. People sha. Please shey una no go kill person for here so with all this kind funny funny palaver. That's why I dnt like going to the Joke section cos I go laaf shit for body and I don pass pampers and nappy stage. Please abeg o make I celebrate xmas in full and good condition. Make person no come laaf so tey all dem intestines go come out. Na beg I beg o .

Moyola:

hehe. . .

Hen now. Abi ki lo feel?

Even if you will opt out,`does it mean you will totally avoid the person forever and ever. Will you still go to the extent of showing some love that despite the fact that you can't marry him/her, you still care enough to stay with him/her through thick and thin?

@ Yicob, all my pleasure. You are welcome

tpia:

this na the shout out to top all shout outs.

was anyone or any category left out?

Yeah I think so. Here they are:

To the wise and foolish, witches and wizards, yahoo boys and girls, Virgins and non-virgins, wolves in sheep clothings, animals and human beings, siamese twins and normal twins, the unborn babies, goats and cows, the so called chicks and chickens, honourable big boyz, great musicians and other artistes. Infact the list is endless, and those that madness has eaten deep in2 their thick skull

Haba @ shegirl71, ha ha person no fit joke again. You just attack me gbam just like that. Take am easy abeg. True to my words I criticised the use of abusive words but I dnt criticise it's use when one is joking abt it. Depends on hw the poster feels abt it anywy, Pls dnt "misget" me.

@ poster I'm really sorry abt dat. I actually didn't mean it that way, I was just actn funny and catching fun. Please forgive me if it hurts abeg o. Dnt mind those who are painting the picture bad.

Yo yo my God is good

My god is great

If you give me just a minute I'll elaborate

I'v gat a new heart, a new mind, regenerated heart and a future wth him that can't be measured by time.

I'm gonna to hang up with him 4 d rest of my days

As long as I can speak I shall give him all the praise

So get up wth me and get in2 this thing

Put ur hands in the air and leave it up for the king.

Here I come. Idiot.

[b]Christmas bells are already ringing. The atmosphere says it all. Christmas gadgets are already on display everywhere. Make someone happy this season.

TO THE GREAT FOUNDER OF THIS PRESTIGIOUS WEBSITE, OLUWASEUN OSENI, I say merry xmas and happy new year in advance.

My special xmas shoutout goes out to my no 1 and my heartbeat here on NL @ nairaghost. Sweetheart, I wish you a wonderful xmas in advance, a prosperous and fulfilling new year ahead as well. .

To all moderators- mukina2,iice,stephenP and others, Olorun a ma so agbara yin dotun o.

Also to the great Dual Core and his amiable Angel Lysaa, Mrcrackles, Sistawoman(one in a million), Dear Yicob, Newscaster Missy B, Gamine, Agba123,e.t.c I can't remember the others as @ now. You guys are too much. Remember to send my rice and chicken when the time comes o.

And to all amiable nairalanders, the living and the dead, the Old and young, Old and new, white and black, Red and Yellow, Orange and green, blue and brown, scattered all over Nigeria and all over the world at large with their ugly, beautiful, handsome, crazy, scary and monstrous faces behind the screen, The tall, short, middle height, fat, slim, Male, Female, and even the hermaphrodites, extremely rich and extremely poor people, those who go to cyber cafe to browse just to be on NL and those who have their own personal systems filled with virus ( Olorun a ko yin yo o) you beta get another system against the new year and if you like steal, that's your own problem. And please throw away that one in the lagoon for the fishes to meditate on.

To the heart broken and heartbreakers, the faithful and flirts, good and bad, students, workers, civil servants including armed robbers, pick pockets and petty thiefs, Imams, Pastors, Alfas, Babalawos, awon Onise ale( The greats Protitutes), To all Bank Managers, Professionals, Bus conductors, Agberos, beggars and Vulganizers. To the singles and married, divorced, wdow and widowers, to the sick and the healthy. Which one else, anywayz all join. Ki Olorun sho wa ju ba yi lo o. Also to all Lovers and people who cart away our money in ghana must go bags. To all my friends and eniemies on NL, I salute you all o. Keep doing good and bad. Na u sabi. Whatever you are, wherever you may be, please do av yourself a very lovely xmas and a prosperous new year ahead. Touch smeone positively and reach out to that special smebody in your life. E ma gbadun ara yin. I love you all to the bones. Peace out.

I want to cook a very sumptuous meal for every privates and harry here on nairaland. Please I need volunteers that will be my Alase. I will package and send to all of you on christmas day via Internet.

Meanwhile, eyin guys make you na take am easy o. Erora mu oti o. Jeje laye o. Drink responsibly.

Singing - Mo ti foro yin foluwa ko sho ko sho wa.[/b]

tiniyata:

children wey de do elementary love, i suspect se na una two virginity de shark una. anyway until una don f@$k before una go know wetin dey, make una de do foolish love online, de cafe de spam nairaland bandwidth, if una no get wetin una go do, @nairaghost i advice u and ur omomo love to carry una love elsewhere, i suspect there is a site for people like u and not here, this are for serious minded people ok. And by the way who u tell before u get babe, ur papa de aware?

You are sick in the head and indeed crazy. I guess the virus on your system has started to affect your thinking and that's why you can't say thns right. I suggest you always treat yourself b4 posting any shit. After treating yourself, go and do 40 days prayer and fasting b4 the evil ones play a fast one on your head again. Idiot. Wetin concern you. Gbeborun, gbefila, gbegele, Amebo.

Dnt mind him o. Keep searching but shine ur eyes wellwell because nt all that glitters is gold. Best of luck. I hope u find one. If you do let me knw.

sejour:

Am lloyd by name 500L Engineering, Unilorin. My nomba is 08074721982 and email addy_mozzee@yahoo.com

Yo men. Who's dat for?

You start to dey craze. Show urself 4 dis place kolomental. O oooooooo Kolomental, mental, mental.

You dnt av 2 go solo over this issue. There's nothing bad only I dnt play with my heart. You actually didnt make a friend request. You said u love him. Love and like na 2 diff thns. Why do u want to eat up ur words here.

Sorry?. You are sorry? Beta be sorry for yourself. Apology accepted though. You just need to retrace your steps. Run away as far as your legs can carry you. You can even fly gan.

Nautillus:

Kini big deal . . .

HIV ain't the end of the world . . .we would go register her with the General Hospital where she can begin her ARV treatment.

Life will go on quietly and its going to be our little secret. . . .gbam

That's exactly what I've been wanting to hear. Very good. Upon all the adverts and publicity, people are still dricriminating them. O ma se o.

@ Easybaby, easy now. Haba. This doesn't call for war. Shuo.

Beautiful baby. Give me a hug. My hands are wide open to receive the heartwarming hug. Blow me a kiss from there too.

Ha ha. Hey hey hey. Oga o. Orisirisi. Hmmm. Hiss. This is not easy at all. Na wa for people and jealousy.

Sweetheart what is the meaning of all this, who is the she that wants to snatch you away from me? I will fight till my last breath just to have you all for me. You better tell her off very well b4 I change my mind.

@ poster, shine ur eyes well well lest you fall and break your neck. Because girlsoswit warns that this path you are treading is very dangerous to your health. Nairaghost is a NO GO AREA. You need to think twice o.

Oh my goshhh That's too mean. You dnt av to get to that extent now.

Jcob:

Belle

I see You are just being too notty. Get lost.

michelin89:

Nice try!

But try harder!

Gbammmmmmm Ooooops. That's rather too much.

@ PIZARO26, Really sorry abt that.

Why is it difficult for people to mind their own business. Whether he pokes me or not, why don't you just relax and see for yourself the result of the Test?

Cipriani:

Are you sure nairaghost no wan dupe you ?, you be small girl Ooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O ti e serious rara. How dare you open your stinking mouth and release those words out of it. Who is a small girl?. A girl in her 20's is a small girl? You dey craze. Me and nairaghost's parol is none of your fucken business. So get that straight in2 ur thick skull. Even if the guy dupes me, hw that one take concern you?. Gbeborun, yeye man. Face ur God damn business and stop talking shit. You really need to read my signature again and meditate on it day and night.

Dnt mind him sweetie, he will never cease to be jealous of you.

@ Yicob answer the question and stop deviating.

TOYOSI20:

I pity those eyes very much and I so much hope they don't escape from their sockets. The fact is it doesn't change anythn.

May your dreams come true.

True love they say endures though thick and thin and storms of life. What happens if that partner of urs whom you treasure heartily and want to spend ur dreams and aspirations with and evn the rest of ur life as well, suddenly walks up to you one day and tells you he/she is HIV postive. What on earth are you going to do. Does it mean the race is over or ur love can still endure it evn as sad as the tale is? I just wonder cos I av seen people marrying HIV positive patients and are having a fulfilling marital life with HIV free children without considering hw the person got it either through "legal means" i.e. by blood transfusion and the likes, or by "illegal means" which is through Sex.

All the same I wonder why people cannot just follow the ABC (Abstinence, Be Faithful, Condomise) rule and remain HIV free rather than causing others pain and heartache including themselves.