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Politics / Re: Police Inspector Who Was Shot At Bayelsa PDP Rally Dies by Gistformant: 10:08pm On Nov 17, 2019
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Politics / Police Inspector Who Was Shot At Bayelsa PDP Rally Dies by Gistformant: 10:08pm On Nov 17, 2019
A police inspector posted from the Mobile Police formation in Asaba, Delta State, has on Saturday, November 16, 2019, been confirmed dead.

He died from gunshot injuries suffered from the mayhem at the aborted rally of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, in Nembe, Bayelsa State.

Members of the PDP were attacked on Wednesday, November 13, 2019, at King Koko Square, venue of a PDP rally In Ogbolomabiri, Nembe.

The PDP has blamed the attack on the opposition All Progressives Congress, APC, with Duoye Diri, the governorship candidate for Saturday’s election, calling on President Muhammadu Buhari to declare a state of emergency on Bayelsa volatile areas.


The body of the Police Inspector, whose name was not disclosed, has since been deposited at the Nembe General Hospital.

Another of his colleagues, Ododomu was luckier as he survived the attack with gunshot wounds on his leg.

Two other policemen who were at the aborted PDP rally, are said to be critically injured and are battling to survive.

Several other people are reportedly missing with growing worries from unconfirmed reports that the thugs ripped open the stomach of their victims and threw them into the nearby river.

Medical personnel have been battling to save lives of the victims at the Specialists Hospital and Federal Medical Centre, Yenagoa.

Source - http://gistmore.com/police-inspector-who-was-shot-at-bayelsa-pdp-rally-dies

Celebrities / Re: Man Shares Photo Of His 58-year-old Mum Who Looks Incredibly Young by Gistformant: 1:03pm On Nov 12, 2019
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Celebrities / Man Shares Photo Of His 58-year-old Mum Who Looks Incredibly Young by Gistformant: 12:59pm On Nov 12, 2019
A Twitter user shared a lovely photo on the platform, then shocked his followers when he revealed that the woman beside him is not his wife, as people might think, but his mother.

He revealed that his mother, who could pass for his kid sister is actually 58.

Celebrating his incredibly young-looking mother on her birthday, @TrophyHusbandD wrote: "Mother is 58 today and I am incredibly proud to be like her even though I look like her husband. Here's her at dinner tonight."

BY GISTMORE - http://gistmore.com/man-shares-photo-of-his-58-year-old-mum-who-looks-incredibly-young

Crime / Re: Boy In Tears After His Girlfriend Dump Him Failing To Give Her A Birthday Treat by Gistformant: 10:46am On Nov 12, 2019
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Crime / Re: Boy In Tears After His Girlfriend Dump Him Failing To Give Her A Birthday Treat by Gistformant: 10:32am On Nov 12, 2019

Crime / Boy In Tears After His Girlfriend Dump Him Failing To Give Her A Birthday Treat by Gistformant: 10:32am On Nov 12, 2019
A 16-year-od Nigerian boy in tears after his girlfriend dumped him over his inability to give her a birthday treat in Delta state. Gistmore reports

The young boy was seen crying in the video, her lover girl dumped him because he couldn't take her out on her birthday.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4wp8hvnOlD

BY GISTMORE - http://gistmore.com/boy-in-tears-after-his-girlfriend-dumped-him-over-his-inability-to-give-her-a-birthday-treat

Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Denies The Existence Of 'Magun', Says It Is 'Penis Captivus' by Gistformant: 9:55am On Nov 12, 2019

Romance / Nigerian Lady Denies The Existence Of 'Magun', Says It Is 'Penis Captivus' by Gistformant: 9:55am On Nov 12, 2019
A Nigerian Twitter user has denied the existence of magun, a popular charm among the Yoruba people commonly used to curb infidelity.

The US-based Nigerian lady who debunked the potency of the charm which reportedly leaves sexual partners stuck to each other, said it "occurs during sexual intercourse when the muscles in the vagina clamp down on the penis much more firmly than usual, making it impossible for the penis to be withdrawn from the vagina."

@Nnadede_1 tweeted;

Magun which literally means "do not climb" is usually laid without consent and/or trickily. A broomstick or thread can be placed on a doorstep or walkway for the woman to cross over. The charm reportedly leaves the woman and her lover stuck like glue while having sex. The man cannot detach himself from the woman no matter how hard he tries, and this sometimes leads to death and in some cases a public humiliation of the stuck couple.

BY GISTMORE - http://gistmore.com/nigerian-lady-denies-the-existence-of-magun-says-it-is-penis-captivus

Celebrities / Re: Sculpture Of A Female Corps Member Made By A Male Corps Member Is So Realistic by Gistformant: 5:05pm On Nov 11, 2019

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Celebrities / Sculpture Of A Female Corps Member Made By A Male Corps Member Is So Realistic by Gistformant: 5:05pm On Nov 11, 2019
Facebook user, Ugochukwu Tony Oputa posted photos of a sculpture of a female Corps member which looks like a real human being.

The sculpture was made by Arigbede Ojo Olaropo, a talented artist, who just completed his national youth service in Edo state.

"This should pass as one of the most realistic sculptures ever made around these parts. From the accurate proportion &scaling of the mould, the painting, proper shading of the highlights & mid tones, the detailing, etc.
Up until recently I still had my doubts that it’s was an actual statue, was thinking it could be a pun.
This statue was made by a corp member Arigbede Ojo Olaropo, a Batch C, Stream 2 Corps member with state code ED/18C/3549, that just completed his service year at Benin City, Edo State.
He is an art instructor, he is into Figure Modelling, Paper Modelling, Metal Art, Junks art, Water Fountain, Building of Tree House and lots more. Oputa wrote

BY GISTMORE - http://gistmore.com/sculpture-of-a-female-corps-member-made-by-a-male-corps-member-is-so-realistic

Crime / Re: South African Lady Beaten Up By Her Boyfriend Cries Out On Facebook (Photos) by Gistformant: 4:54pm On Nov 11, 2019

Crime / South African Lady Beaten Up By Her Boyfriend Cries Out On Facebook (Photos) by Gistformant: 4:52pm On Nov 11, 2019
A South African lady, Odirile Didi Moeletsi took to Facebook on Sunday, to share photos of her swollen face and black eyes after she was allegedly battered by her boyfriend on Saturday night.

"Im not one to post on fb bt this cant go unsaid...yesterday i was beaten up by wht i called my boyfriend..he told me he loved me always n evryday bt hs "love" got physical ystrday night..katlego mashifane...for those hu dnt knw him...he is a coward,abuser n an idiot" she wrote

BY GISTMORE - http://gistmore.com/south-african-lady-allegedly-beaten-up-by-her-boyfriend-cries-out-on-facebook

Celebrities / Adewale Adeleke And Kani At Their Wedding Venue (Photo) by Gistformant: 11:06am On Nov 11, 2019
Davido's elder brother, Adewale Adeleke shares lovely picture with his girlfriend as they poses at the venue where their wedding will be taking place. Gistmore reports

The businessman and music mogul proposed to his girlfriend, Kani on Monday, July 8, 2019.

Sharing the new loved up photograph, Adewale wrote;

Wedding venue✔️#Adekani

BY GISTMORE - http://gistmore.com/davidos-elder-brother-loved-up-with-girlfriend-at-venue-of-their-wedding

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Celebrities / Re: Pete Edochie Reacts To The Statement Of Lady Who Called Him A Bad Actor by Gistformant: 2:18am On Nov 11, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Pete Edochie Reacts To The Statement Of Lady Who Called Him A Bad Actor by Gistformant: 2:10am On Nov 11, 2019

Celebrities / Pete Edochie Reacts To The Statement Of Lady Who Called Him A Bad Actor by Gistformant: 2:10am On Nov 11, 2019
Over the week, a US-based illustrator, Lotanna Odunze, popularly known as Sugabelly, said veteran actor, Pete Edochie was a bad actor for playing the same role.
While many people defended the veteran, noting that directors should be blamed for stereotyping him to one role, Edochie has reacted to the criticism.
In a chat with PUNCH, Edochie said he is not bothered by the opinions of others of him. .
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Read his response below:

I’ll be honest with you: I’m indifferent to opinions expressed about me, because they don’t make sense to me. If Pete Edochie is a fantastic actor, thank you very much. It doesn’t mean anything to me; it has absolutely nothing to do with me. If you start responding to things that don’t make sense, there is that danger of reducing yourself to the level of that person.
I’m mentally occupied 24 hours on a daily basis. I trained formally as a broadcaster and by the grace of God, I happen to be an articulate individual. I don’t have to advertise that, every other person knows that.
I don’t even see most of these things and I don’t give a damn about it and don’t care. You have a right to express any opinion about me but it doesn’t mean anything to me.
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I have 13 grandchildren and I have been successfully married for 50 years. I’m living in my own house and comfortable.
I don’t have time for all these things. What matters is that Pete Edochie is alive, kicking and enjoying himself.
On April 7, I’ll be 73. There are few people of my age who are active. If I start responding to individuals, it means that I don’t appreciate God who created me.

BY GISTMORE - http://gistmore.com/pete-edochie-reacts-to-the-statement-of-lady-who-called-him-a-bad-actor

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Events / Re: Bride Insists Her Brother Walks Her Down The Aisle Despite (Photos) by Gistformant: 10:20am On Nov 09, 2019

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Events / Bride Insists Her Brother Walks Her Down The Aisle Despite (Photos) by Gistformant: 10:19am On Nov 09, 2019
Bride insists her brother walks her down the aisle despite suffering serious injuries two months to her wedding

A bride simply identified as Deborah, has shared a story that once again validates the statement ''Family is everything''.

Growing up, Deborah and her brother had decided that he would walk her down the aisle on her wedding day. They always looked forward to that day.

Sadly, two months to her wedding, her brother was involved in a Ghastly car accident that left him with broken ankles and knees, broken right clavicle and elbow, fractured ribs, a collapsed lung, perforated bowel and perforated stomach.

Her brother developed a cold feet walking her down the aisle as they had discussed. He asked Deborah to pick someone else to do the honors as he would not want to spoil pictures of her walking to meet her husband.

Deborah however insisted on him walking her down the aisle, stating that he would be the perfect in all the pictures. Read her amazing story as she shared on her IG page below

TESTIMONY TIME
On 23rd June 2019 my brother was in a near fatal car accident. He had to be cut out of the car that had collided with a tree and airlifted to hospital. He suffered major injuries, breaking both of his ankles and knees in multiple places, breaking his right clavicle and elbow, fracturing his ribs, a collapsed lung, perforated bowel and perforated stomach. There is nothing that could have prepared us for this news. I was broken, confused and had moved beyond weary to just completely flat out finished. So the only option left was to hand everything over to God because I had nothing left to give.

The thing is my brother had been in hospital for 2 days and we had no idea, the police nor the hospital had contacted us and so we were none the wiser. But God already had Him covered, God ensured that he had no brain injuries, God ensured that his spine was intact and unharmed, God ensured that authorities would be able to cut him out of the car, God ensured that his surgeons would be able to carry out his preliminary surgery with skill and precision. God was always in control no matter how hopeless or bleak the situation may have seemed. He was by his side, His angels were on specific assignment and there was a battle for his life in the realm of the spirit that our God claimed the victory in.

My brother was meant to walk me down the aisle on my wedding day which was exactly 2 months from the date of the accident. He was already dealing with a pre-existing medical condition and he thought that because of this and the difficulties he already had with walking, that I wouldn’t want him taking me down the aisle anymore. He thought it might spoil my picture perfect vision of my wedding day and he discussed with me early on in the year someone else perhaps stepping in for him. But you see the truth is my idea of picture perfect is exactly this! It has God all over it, it has His victory etched in every tear, in every smile and in every hand raised. That is my picture perfect, that was always my greatest desire that Gods faithfulness, His mercy, His power and His glory would be revealed to believers and unbelievers alike.

there is no situation, no circumstance, no predicament that God cannot use to reveal himself. We spend so much time operating in fear and shame, scared of what people might think of us, our families, our lives if we open ourselves up. But those things we are scared of people knowing about, those things we are scared of people seeing are the very peculiarities that God desires to use!

The enemy didn’t want this day to happen, he didn’t want this wedding to go ahead, he didn’t want my brother to survive. He wanted the wedding cancelled and replaced with a funeral and if not at the very least he wanted it to be a pitiful day. But God had already written this moment, He had already determined who was going to come out as victorious, He had already set out every comeback for every setback the enemy would try to throw at us. The enemy is so crafty, he tries to cripple us with trauma and pain to stop us from operating at the frequency God requires of us.
Elder @simone_olagoke wasn’t aware of any of these details but she sensed and declared victory on this day, she said that the enemy was mad, that we he had been defeated and that God had won the victory!
My charge to you is to use it ALL. Use every battle to grow spiritually, to draw closer to God, to stabilise your foundations. Let God turn every ounce of your circumstance around, let Him transform your mind and the way you see things. Allow Him to take full control and watch Him blow your mind, He is mighty to save.

BY GISTMORE - http://gistmore.com/bride-insists-her-brother-walks-her-down-the-aisle-despite-suffering-injuries-2-months-to-her-wedding

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Celebrities / Re: Hailey Adeleke Confirm Her Marlian Status As She Sing SOAPY With Her Dad, Davido by Gistformant: 9:11am On Nov 09, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Hailey Adeleke Confirm Her Marlian Status As She Sing SOAPY With Her Dad, Davido by Gistformant: 9:04am On Nov 09, 2019

Celebrities / Hailey Adeleke Confirm Her Marlian Status As She Sing SOAPY With Her Dad, Davido by Gistformant: 9:04am On Nov 09, 2019
Days after Wizkid’s son Zion joins Marlians, Davido initiates his daughter Hailey.

Hailey Adeleke confirms her marlian status as she sings Naira Marley's hit single, 'SOAPY' with her dad, Davido in new video.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4oy9-uAdfb/?igshid=qbjnmx01lbvz

BY GISTMORE - http://gistmore.com/hailey-adeleke-confirms-her-marlian-status-as-she-sings-with-her-dad-davido

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Celebrities / Re: Actress Toyin Adegbola And Daughter Crying At Her Wedding Ceremony (Photos) by Gistformant: 7:21pm On Nov 07, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Actress Toyin Adegbola And Daughter Crying At Her Wedding Ceremony (Photos) by Gistformant: 7:21pm On Nov 07, 2019
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Celebrities / Actress Toyin Adegbola And Daughter Crying At Her Wedding Ceremony (Photos) by Gistformant: 7:21pm On Nov 07, 2019
Nollywood actress Toyin Adegbola aka yeye Toyin Tomato married her daughter off late last month and it was all shades of beauty.

The wedding ceremony had the whole of the largest city in west Africa in terms of territory, Ibadan on stand still with loads of celebrities in attendance.

Just like every other wedding, loads of exciting and emotional moments were recorded and documented, like the mother and daughter moments, we could tell the bond between the two as the mother cried a river while praying for her daughter.

Check out lovely pictures from the wedding ceremony below;

BY GISTMORE : http://gistmore.com/actress-toyin-adegbola-and-daughter-crying-at-her-wedding-ceremony

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Romance / Re: Lady Tattoos 'I Love Sex' On Her Chest And Sex Symbol On Her Chick (Photo) by Gistformant: 3:17pm On Nov 07, 2019
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Romance / Re: Lady Tattoos 'I Love Sex' On Her Chest And Sex Symbol On Her Chick (Photo) by Gistformant: 3:08pm On Nov 07, 2019

Romance / Lady Tattoos 'I Love Sex' On Her Chest And Sex Symbol On Her Chick (Photo) by Gistformant: 3:08pm On Nov 07, 2019
A lady has causes stir on social media after she crested 'I love sex' tattoo on her breast and sex symbol on her chick. Gistmore reports

Below is how fans ridiculed her for clarifying her feelings of what she loved so much, having tattooed such on her body.

BY GISTMORE : http://gistmore.com/lady-tattoos-i-love-sex-on-her-chest-and-sex-symbol-on-her-chick-photo

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