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ELYMAXiimus: you know how fyh blows his horn... He said everyone here is wack on vocals, but you, lime nd ojoawo are quite okay,,, then he condemned ibime, saying he was just rhyming four syllabic anyhow... When i saw what he said, i was stunned!
Thank God sey my ears dey function well, i don take my ear hear myself!

Ibime sounds exactly like naeto-c in naija here!

Fuckyouhard must be joking, don't take him serious. . .

Ibime sounds a lot like Loose Kaynon . . . Loose Kaynon sounds a lot like Ibime

The dude is good. . .

ELYMAXiimus: now you've prevailed against all odds! Mhen, your name is D . O . P . E ....
I downloaded only maestro,, ah go download the rest tomorrow

fuckyouhard, nawa for you; what i listened to aint near wack at all,,,

Did Fuckyouhard say he's wack?? Lol, he must be joking!

Ibime, I just downloaded "Money Lover" and listened to it, it's cool tho, but the production wasn't that tight and you didn't go real like you did on "Maestro" on this one, but it was still d0pe!!!

You're good bro, why didn't you take Rap as a career??

And I gotta say this; you and Loose Kaynon got almost the same flow and voice LOL

D0pe man you be! Will download the rest later. . . Make I sleep, Lol ;

Ibime: I haven't picked up a Mic for 4 years. . . a lot of ma old stuff are here. . . home studio shít so apologies in advance for audio quality

http://www.hulkshare.com/mobile/index.php#jamez3d/ibime-maestro

Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope!!!!!!!!!! Christ!!!! Ibime you're so d0pe!

I just downloaded "Maestro" and it's dooooooooooooooooope!!!!!

Bis you're amazing, cool and bossy flow!
And so Humorous;

"Cos I go waka if she shakara/ tell her wey she prepare Amala, abacha, mma mma/ Lol"

"You're an okada, maga, posing with the vehicle/
never been in "da car" even if you go to Senegal"/ dooooooooooope!!!!!!!!!!!

"Carry money cover your face like Lagbaja" LWKMD!!!


Respeeeeeeectttttt Ibime!!!! You be Naija's finest joor! No be for mouth!!!

I go like feature you for one of my track sir. . . Make you help me hype am

JigsawKillah: I wan take texting serious now

guykhena....rematch?

Limerick? U game?
Kr0ne? Fuckyouhard? Loonat11kk? Mikuz? Teddibiyasi? Giyazz? Elymaxiimus
Anybody? Even if na warriblood!
20 Lines Only or otherwise name the terms



SAW

I accept. Let's battle on Thursday 9PM 16bars

Krizzkutz: no d track

Give me a link

Krizzkutz: listen to exhibit D, twas dope aff

Na him rap name be that??

Limerick: Lie? I dont get it. . . So I'd appreciate it if you can point out the 'lie' in that post


K! Thanks anyways

Lol, just joking tho. . . .

Limerick: Lol, wetin dop.e for that tin? Shiit was Scripted in a danfo. . . .hehe

Liar! Stop lying and better quit rap, you can't rap!

Fuckyouhard show me the link to Bis' Rap song. . . I wanna listen to am. So that dude raps? Lol

Ok Teddy, whenever you're ready to whoop me again, you halla.

#Peace

Tushkid74: off d dome:
Dope with the figure of speech,i spit methtaphors/
wring u fellas up/
all their texts are fraud/
am made of a better stuff/
the bar i weld are hot/
my poetic firearms,are knw in langley and pentagon/
check d label,prada's the vest for sure/
am beehooved,to be fly- pegasus/
Rainman, when my kim peek flow come raging its rill erosion/
feed a nigger,with .38 for showin weak emotions/
ur flow get banned ,mine get panned,we ain in d same level man/
drive d crowd crazy,like a psycho chaffeur with sebastian vettel's hand/
golds are what my medals are/
Lyrically am mansa musa,u carlos slim/
am rungs above u in d wealth hierachy/
spit bullion bars,from here to every land/
i do this 4 da A team ,ed sheeran/

This should be on audio bro, it's really d0pe and shouldn't waste here

teddybiyasi: why can't you spit off my nick outta ya sstupid mouth or is it by force to kill you again

well if that's what you want fyh or saw are capable to carry out the task

No baby, I wanna die in your arms

Come kill me again please, if you win me I will deactivate my account. Deal?

fuckyouhard: no wonder krizz whooped u, ur not educated

You niggas getting pompous, Coogar don spoil una finish; you and Teddybiyasi. . . So you just had to insult him? Someone that ain't got P with you??

Ibime: One bar is one line. The 2 lines = 1 bar thingy is a textcee misconception.

Each traditional (New York) hip hop beat follows four counts. Each count to 4 is one bar.

1,2,3,4/
1,2,3,4/
1,2,3,4/

Textcees stretch so they can display their multis and set up their punches properly. You can either keep to the beat using short lines and lose points for multis and flow. . . . OR. . . . many textcees stretch and use 3 or 4 audio bars for every 2 textcee lines. . . .




It's not Nairaland style. It's Dirty South cadence which emcees have been using before there was ever anything like textceeing. I use it in battles, not necessarily in freestyles. It helps me stretch my build up without committing any technical fouls.

Dirty South beat has a 6 count (or 3 count) cadence per bar. Using Dirty South cadence, you can build up better and score points on 'multis' without overstepping the line limit.

1,2,3,4,5,6/
1,2,3,4,5,6/

Every count to 2 or 3 can be followed with a slash, so I often use the format:

1, 2/ 3, 4/ 5, 6/
1, 2, 3/ 4, 5, 6/

As below:

I'm masochistic/ massacre ya district/ when I grab the biscuit/
I stand and kick it/ wit Jackie Chan. . . with my hands restricted/



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezb_61cXPyo

So sir, not that I don't know about this; just wanna be sure. Can you just drop what you refer as "1 bar" vocally here?

I mean, when you're spitting, not textceeing.

Coogar please ask your girl; Teddybiyasi, to accept my C/O . . . We battle on thursday 9PM 16 bars.

She should accept and prove to the world that she once whooped me and can do it again! Please sir, ask her to accept my C/O. Thanks

I'm busy clicking the "Refresh page" and enjoying myself


*eating rice and Ofeaku*

WARRIBLOOD: i ibime just killed my spirit mehn

Eeeyah

teddybiyasi: this act shows that ya still a breast sucker so if I call you a boy I'm demn sure, I'm ain't mistaking

pompous nah!!!!!!! 100,000 mtchewwwww when will you actually be a fully grown up man *smh*

Lol girlie, I was just joking. . . let's battle; no betting; come and whoop me again please!

ELYMAXiimus: if thats how you learn, then "i sorry for you o" your teachers must be going through a lot to get shii into ya cranium! *No offence bro*....

So, cos you want a set of peeps to learn from you, they should'nt hav a say? Cos that's what i'm seeing..
I don't know why nigerians behave like this.... At one point in time, you too were also a "newbie"! I don't like the idea of saying that, one particular textcee shouldnt be battling another particular textcee. All these are what lead to disrespect Nd frustration!
All the so called vets should loosen up abeg

*yawns*

#WORD

teddybiyasi: sorry boy its high time I upgrade, ain't brawling dwags like you again n if you insist let us stake 20k, 10k, or 5k pick your size

LWKMD! See insult o!

This is a very funny insult, christ! This girl is really getting pompous everyday. . . . Lmao! See wetin I do myself, you even called me "boy" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Teddybiyasi, you want us to bet? Oya, let's bet! I'm going for a 100,000 naira! Deal??

Limerick: u neva sleep?

Go and learn how to speak oral english to enable you add the twang in your accent before you ask me stupid questions. Fool

coogar: ibime is a good for nothing asshöle. he's a deadbeat dad. his 2 year old daughter would probably be home now watching pörn & picking used condoms on the floor to eat while the irresponsible father is on NL discussing parenthesis.

LWKMD! ROTFL! This Coogar get bad mouth o!!


And I thought Mikuz is Igbo, "EZEALA" ain't that an Igbo name? How is he connecting to Ijaw?? Lol

Hahahahahaha!!! Warriblood dey craze o!


MVGT: Teddybiyasi


Meanwhile. . . Teddybiyasi, accept my call out, make I know whether make I travel on monday na, if you don't accept you tell me, I give you this 4 hours to say something or it's over! You never won me and we never battled! Or you better battle me and whoop me now ooh! Holla back!

Teddybiyasi!!!

mikuz: Lolololololololol . . .
Krizkutz thanks for posting that.

Cooger so we're having the rematch after-all. Lets make it tomorrow - 6pm: selected judges!

24 lines! Lets make this my last!

Make I pop thread bro.

So we ain't battling again ryt? Just clear the air and let me move on.

ELYMAXiimus: even the yungrhino sef, i no know weytin hin dey sing... Limerick was talking, he wasnt flowing!

I prefere his voice note to this track!

That Limerick is so wack! After he will be claiming he's better than me! That dude ain't even qualified to clean my shoes when it comes to rap, textually or vocally!

These days Seun without a dog topic is like Rap Battle section without the rants of Coogar!


Meanwhile, if I buy a dog, imma name it Coogar

Limerick, you just rapped nonsense in that song, you just spoiled Young Rhino's song for him. . . Hian!

fuckyouhard: Kingsley Mikuz Achebeofrap Ezeala
OMG
Apr 19, 2013 · Sent from Mobile

Khim White
mr man.. My first acount got blockd. I misd
my friends. Is dia anyway i can unblock it
u really doing great here mike. Just that u
hate sleak too much
Apr 19, 2013

Kingsley Mikuz Achebeofrap Ezeala
Its not that I hate him. I don't. Ok Ill stop
confronting him. But I do like u alot. I hav a
crush on you. . seriously.
Apr 19, 2013 · Sent from Mobile

Khim White
hmmm.. Its not that sleak deserves me or
sometin. He snubs alot and i dnt knw why. At first he used to be caring. Wish i can just get him off my mind
Apr 19, 2013

Kingsley Mikuz Achebeofrap Ezeala
Leave him. Its clear he has no feelings 4 u.
Maybe I should start writin my raps lik him.
Then I can stand a chance of winnin u over. I mean it from d deepest part of my heart. I'm goin 2 start textbattlin lik sleak. Im so jealous of him. I wish i have al wat he has. Pls wat makes him so special?
Apr 19, 2013 · Sent from Mobile

Khim White
dont know bt back then when we first knew
each other.. I told him to teach me how to
drop lines. He devoted his time and at the
end, he never asked me out. Thats why i see him as a different guy. The only day he told me he's in love wit me, i felt so happy bt i feel like he said it just to make me feel better. He doesnt love me maybe. Am confused
Apr 19, 2013

Kingsley Mikuz Achebeofrap Ezeala
Since you started dating him, how many
times has he told u he lovs u?
Apr 19, 2013 · Sent from Mobile

Khim White
want me to tell you the truth about us?
Its more like am forcing myself into him. He's never askd me out bt he's told me he loves me twice
Apr 19, 2013

Kingsley Mikuz Achebeofrap Ezeala
Sleak has neva dne anytin 2 show dat he liks u in return. I mean nothing!!! Its more lik he's ashamed of u. Seriously. Even wen peeps say it, he ll deny it. Can a guy whos in luv do dat? Action speaks louda than words. A girl lyk u deserves sumtin beta. A person who doesn't knw d worth of wat he has wil neva value it. Im telin u dis as a guy.
Apr 19, 2013 · Sent from Mobile

Khim White
ur right. I saw his comment when he battled
iceberg
Apr 19, 2013

Kingsley Mikuz Achebeofrap Ezeala
Wat did he say
Apr 19, 2013 · Sent from Mobile

Khim White
wait let me show u
Apr 19, 2013

Kingsley Mikuz Achebeofrap Ezeala
Ok
Apr 19, 2013 · Sent from Mobile

Khim White
-KHIMWHYTE is a dope femcee at
nairaland. They said she's my gal.. Na them
sabi/
Apr 19, 2013

Kingsley Mikuz Achebeofrap Ezeala
Jeez! How worse can a guy detest a gal?
Haven't u tried enuf? Is dat nt a mockery of
u? Since its dificult 4 hm 2 lov u back by nw.
He wil neva eva do so. Its been a long time.
Do u have an offline bf?
Apr 19, 2013 · Sent from Mobile


and the kim happens to sleakid himself!! so when i said mik doesn't need to paint his lips to get kisses from men i wasn't lyin. ibime will hate this!

Jesus Christ!!!! This is getting ffucked up!!!! WHAT?!!!!

Teddybiyasi, did you accept my Rematch call out? Tell me so I should know how to arrange my schedule to that day. Tell me now, if you accept or reject!

teddybiyasi: y do you crave for death hmmmm

Baby, do you accept?