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THANK GOD FOR 2013

Common Nairaland words of the year
2013

Lobatan
Smh
Oga @ d top
Go and die
End time tinz
Lwkmd
Last bullet
Click like if......
First to comment
How did this make frontpage

....Keep it rolling......

I love christmas, my church allows it, but to be truthful, i and 90% christmas celebrants don't celebrate it for the reason it was made.

Guy na hard disk level i dey

1. HARD DISK GIRLS: Remembe
r everything for ever, they'll
always come back for good time.
2. RAM GIRLS: Forgets about you
the moment you turn her off or
an upgrading version of your
hardware/ software is available.
3. SCREEN SAVER GIRLS: Just for
looking, beautiful but don't even
think of dating them, you'll have
high blood pressure, not their
fault but it's due to popular
demand.
4. INTERNET GIRLS: Difficult to
access because of many pages
involved to browse. At times the
webpages are not accessible due
to multiple log in over different
I.P address.
5. SERVER GIRLS: Always busy
when needed but server is
always green.
6. MULTIMEDIA GIRLS: They are
always available for any show
down, party riders, all night
movers, their phone works
better than MTN customers
service, taxi is their favorite car
and love to take pictures at every
hotel rooms and call it home.
7. VIRUS GIRLS: These type of
girls are normally called
"WIFE" once enters in your
system, they will spread and
overwrite your anti-virus and
dominate all your important files,
they will download files that are
not retrievable and upgrade it
to a new version after nine
months and creating more
applications for you to start
working with such as changing
your system name to ''father'',
the VIRUS GIRLS comes in just
two versions, either to upgrade
or downgrade, choose wisely
when choosing this
software,they don't leave even
after formatting.

Dr Manhattan( Watchemen). That guy can vaporize anything with his mind.

ojj: The ring
The conjuring
Silent hills
Insidious
Mama

Guy na u understand horror pass. A1 for u

The blame goes to Adam. Eve ate and nothing happened, things began to change after Adam consumed the fruit. But God knows if it was me, the fruit would have served as juice after i have consumed the serpent.

I don't think i 've said the Lord's prayer this whole year

Twilight, Merlin, Immortals, Wrath of the Titans, Silent hill 2, Texas chainsaw massacre, Rosswell, True Blood, The last Airbender, The purge. Some were left out for the safety of the readers. You can get dehydrated by just reading their titles

It is the federal government that has been unfair,not ASUU.

How Chiwetel wan take speak pidgin english. Just imagine him saying ''I NO BE GENTLEMAN ATALL''

How Chiwetel wan take speak pidgin english.

crazygod: Chai!! Fine girls no dey dis country again o. See as everybody dey open mouth dey talk say she fine. By the way, dat jeans aint befitting for a BEAUTY QUEEN

My observation too. That girl is not that beautiful. But i think her intelligence is what won her the award

Breaking news:ASUU FINALLY SUSPENDS STRIKE...After a crucial meeting held this morning,the national president of the academic staff union of universities,(ASUU) Dr nasir fagge said that the federal govt nd the union have finally reached a compromise nd the strike will be suspended,sequel to the fact that their demands have been met by the FG.He urged students to go back to their various schools and start work,and also lamented that the lecturers should not teach the students until kano pillers wins UEFA champions league and when dealah of gurusloaded.com is ready to contest for the president of d federal republic of nigeria.In his statement,he said:students should go and learn hand work and leave ASUU and FG alone to continue their season film...

Breaking news:ASUU FINALLY SUSPENDS STRIKE...After a crucial meeting held this morning,the national president of the academic staff union of universities,(ASUU) Dr fagge said that the federal govt and the union have finally reached a compromise and the strike will be suspended sequel to the fact that their demands have been met by the FG.He urged students to go back to their various schools and start work,and also lamented that the lecturers should not teach the students until kano pillers wins UEFA champions league and when dealah of gurusloaded.com is ready to contest for the president of the federal republic of nigeria.In his statement,he said that,students should go and learn hand work and leave ASUU alone to continue their season film...

A joint effort by the Nigerian
army and police earlier today
prevented the attempted
burning of St. Mary's Catholic
Church in Nyanya area of the
federal capital territory in
Abuja.
Sources at the church told
SaharaReporters that trouble
started when a Hausa-speaking
Muslim man in the area was
prevented from parking his car
too close to the church building.
The measure was put in place as
a way of preventing Islamist
militants from attacking
Christian places of worship on
Sundays.
The man, however, resisted the
police and soldiers guarding the
church. An argument ensued
leading to his arrest and
humiliation by the security
agents who told him to "frog-
jump" in front of the church.
After his release by the police,
the man reportedly went into
the community to mobilize some
people to attack the church and
burn it down.
Panicked church members left
the church leaving their cars
behind.
However, a swift intervention by
police and soldiers prevented
the man and his mob from
burning the church. The security
agents then started shooting in
the area leading more residents
to flee the immediate vicinity of
the crisis.
According to Saharareporters
the man arrested and tortured
by the soldiers died after he was
tortured. The events following
this was a protest by commercial
bike riders in the area to protest
his death at the hand of the
soldiers guarding the church.
There is still no official
confirmation at to what really
transpired in Nyanya. All church
members have been released
from the church to go home as
shooting the area has died
down.

amir_99: Are we christians of paulstains... Cos all our arguement are centered around the letters of paul who funny enough never met christ.. The lords prayer is the template for all christian prayers and jesus never spoke in any Unintelligible language

Yeah he never did, but he mentioned it. The holy spirit manifested itself in Man after Christ's ascention

nevderek: @Mr Bible, plz are you for/against the post? If in support, let me know cos I may have something to ask you in view of the 2 scriptures you quoted.

Mr bible definately supports the post. U can ask him now

frankgreat: may the God I serve bless u broda...people don't understand the meaning of speaking in an unknown language... Wch language is kikikilambaboush?

You just called it an unknown language. French, Igbo, German, Yoruba, Spanish are all well known.

YOUTUBE

whenever i play a song

falansa: it is not displaying at all (black screen) only that d engine is running and other light shows e.g. Power light. I'm suprise pple dont wanna help. This is not d nairaland i knew. Pls what can we do abt this prob

jst change ur windows. System 32 is corrupt. If ur CD ROM is working, buy a windows( XP, 7 or disc and run it.

My area 4 Zaria de see light ( full current) 7 nights a week. Like say we b winch

Ekpekus: I am having a similar challenge with my Laptop! Pls can anyone say something to help?

try putting ON your system using safe mode, after that restart it using the normal mode. It happened to a friend's system, i guessed and tried that method and it worked

Good morning sir. Please my system's keyboard is just confused right now. The problems are:
Both 5 and t appear when i press the 5 or t botton( ie wen i press 5 or t, t5 or 5t appears).
I can't make a word without the Cap changing wether the caplock is on or not( somthing like this; HelLo)
I attempt clicking an item or icon, 5 others click automatically.
My windows, ctrl, space etc bottons won't work at times.
Please help me. Thank you

mr.drizzy:
anyway no movie has done if for me dis yr atall,fast and furious was jus t there too normal,the all anticipated man of steel was too useless.gosh is that how superman was suppose to be..i think we need to tell cw to continue the smallville for us abeg,had many issues with d movie gan..if i begin dey list eh..after earth hmm havnt seen it yet bt its on my file..ppl say its ohk..umm what else iron man 3..lols no iron man was great didnt really give me d jumpy feeling..no much anticipation,it was just a cliche.through d last part was nice*winks*..umm thats all..am really more of a series kind of guy..movies just dnt do it much for me..too straight forward..short,very predictive..bt last yr many movies did it starting frm the breaking dawn to brave(animation),this means war,the vow and so on..lets nt forget d amazing underworld...

I guess we are opposites. I love all the movies hate, and hate all the movies love( d 1s u listd here). Rarely watch series because they are too long. Although we agree on the iron man movies and about no movie doing it for you this year

''Hausa-Fulani has ruined FRCN'' was the only thing you saw in this interview.

But how did Shettima( Borno gov'nor) know shekau's origin. I suspect that governor is a BH sponsor.

wellmax: Ahahahah wetin I no go hear for Naija, but where thier pic na?

wetin u wan carry their pic do

Sincere 9gerian: Please show us when and how "Maku said GEJ brought facebook to Nigeria". Show us any media report (reputable media), audio or video where such statement was made. If you dont, then you must be wicked liar who should not be taken seriously. It also implies that all your claims in your post are LIES, LIES, LIES!!

I'm suspecting this guy is Labaran Maku.

-----I SAW IT, LIKED IT, STOLE IT AND NOW SHARING IT------
Before going to bed, i had to eat
something. I opened d fridge nd
yes, all d things in my fridge had
turned to block;d light had been
on for 8 years without going off.I
finished eating nd went to bed.
Oh I ve to reduce d speed of this
fan, d voltage is so high.I woke up
very early in d morning to d
sound of classical music. I casually
strolled into the bathroom. Oh!the
cold is too much this morning, i
turned on d hot-water tap.While
towelling myself dry, i turned on
the radio and heard the presenter
speaking of how Nigeria is now
one of the most developed
countries in the world and how d
Nigerian president yesterday
declared his asset and all he had
to boast of was N20 million naira
and a duplex in his village.I
finished dressing up and took my
time to eat. I had no reason to
rush,afterall the road is always
free and there are nopotholes.On
d way, i saw a few policemen
patrolling and I greeted them. I
stopped to chat wit dem 4 a few
minutes after which i drove off
laughing.In my workplace, i saw
some people loitering in d waiting
room nd discovered dey were
here to be interviewed.I saw d
son of the permanent secretary.I
also saw a young man with
tattered shoes nd patched-up
trouser; he graduated recently
from one of d government
universities, but everyone could
testify to the fact that he's
brilliant.While going home that
day, i saw the man with d tattered
shoes smiling and i asked him
why. "Sir, i've been given d job."
"What! What of the Permanent
secretary's son, didn't his father
call beforehand?No" man said,
"He didn't"That evening,i went out
2 play in D neighborhood, i saw
Adamu and Obinna discussing d
recent trend in the country,of hw
Mallam Danjuma is now D
governor of Rivers state, Senator
Abifarin Oluwafemi is now the
governor in Borno state,Mr
Chijioke Godffrey is now the
governor of Oyo state.Den I had a
Mosquito bite on my nose,as I
slapped my face.I woke up
realized that I took large dose of
cough syrup...Chai!!! NIGERIA OF
MY DREAM!!!

joeydozzy: shooting you will be too easy
WTF?

I'm sorry for mentioning your favourite movie. Please don't shoot me infact i love all of them.