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I nominate her

Mrs Chima

FOR THE LADIES, I HAIL YOU. AS FOR THE GUYS, NOT A BIG DEAL. JUST DON'T LEARN HOW TO TOAST

MY PARENTS EVEN KNOW WETIN B INTERNET SEF?

There ar ways u can manage both. Organise boys make dem make ur boss go 6month leave. As for d nagging wife, get her addicted to palmy n constantly supply her daily dose.

This report is not different from the one that says ''thete is no corruption in Nigeria''

People will come on #land telling us to drop the white man's religion, claiming its the reason for our backwardness. You say China, India, Japan are successful today for sticking to thier religion. Of this three countries you mentioned, Japan (which i know didn't keep their culture or religion) is the country having a sound standard of living. For you still sticking to your juju culture, what good have you done with it to improve your country

What would happen in Nigeria if we
are to experience an hurricane like the
US East Coast is currently going
through Hurricane Sandy? (GOD
FORBID)
Imagine say a 'Hurricane Akpors' is
heading for Naija in 3 weeks.. First
and foremost;
1. Prophet T.B Joshua will prophesy
the hurricane.
2. The State Governors will hold a
press conference advicing the people
of the states to remain calm as
government is working hard to see
how they can tackle the situation.
3. National Emergency Management
Agency (NEMA) will grant an
interview on Channels TV and AIT
saying that they are well trained and
prepared to handle the crisis. That
they are untop of the Situation.
4. The Federal Government will wait
for the Hurricane to first land and
wipe out States then;
- Hold a day of National Mourning
and Prayers and order the flag be
flown at half mast.
- Visit the disaster location for a first
hand assessment of the damage.
- Visit the survivors camp and share
relief material (Mosquito nets, rice and
Indomie)
- Set up a committee to investigate the
Hurricane and see how we can prevent
future hurricanes from visiting
Nigeria.
- Release billions of Naira (on Paper)
for disaster management.
- Sack the Minister of Water Resources
for failing to contain the water.
- Commend the State Governors,
NEMA, Red Cross and other
emergency services unit for their quick
response.
5. The Senate will hold an emergency
session and condemn the 'Hurricane'.
6. Churches around Nigeria will hold
crusades and Programmes with Titles
like 'May Hurricane wipe out your
enemies'.. 'Calming the Hurricanes in
your life'.. 'Finding the Rainbow in
your Hurricane'.. e.t.c..
7. M.I Abaga will release a single about
hurricanes.
8. Femi Falana (SAN) will sue the
Hurricane, F.G and State government
for their poor handling of the
Hurricane.
9. CPC, ACN, APGA and others will
blame the PDP and Jonathan for the
Hurricane.
10. Jokes about BOKO HARAM claims
responsibility for the Hurricane will go
viral on Facebook, Blackberry
Messenger and Twitter..
11. Many People will change their
Blackberry Display Pictures to
'Hurricane Pictures' and Facebook
status will read..Hurricane Things..
GOD BLESS NIGERIA

I've been using my mcard 4 a long time. I recently changed my phone, inserted my mcard & saw insert code. Pls i need help on hw i can unlock it. Thanks

I have this memory card i've been using, i changed my phone recently inserted my memory card in only for it ask for a code. Please i don't want to lose the content of the card. Please i need help on how i can hack it or any master code i could try. Thank you

I've never listen or read any, i use that time to watch horror movies

Love me jeje, love me tender. Can't remember the artist's name

Ghost: No. Winsh: Plenty

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@Genbuhari. I agree with u 100%. Anything agreed in the U.S, they make universal. I agree their IQ is higher, but no country in a Africa is above us. Drop the IQ test and test for creativity, you 'll be surprised at the result you get.

Contact me when you have a female celebrity chart. If Davido is on your list, then Segun Arinze should also be included

I seriously disagree with this list. I do most of what you just listed here to friends i have no feelings for.

Nice one. The trekking will help reduce accident rate.

Love is wicked

we hear different cases of death everyday. Envirnmental hazards everywere. Different diseases, but there is a solution. Below is a short list of what we can do to save our lives.
1. Millions of people die yearly in automobile accidents. Lets embrace trekking and say no vehicle transportation.
2. Our trees are cut down everyday to make exam question papers, lets say no to exams and protect our trees.
3. Every hour of TV watching reduces your life expectancy by 22%. That your 45 or 54 inch TV, take it outside and destroy it.
4. Tobacco has killed millions of people. Marijuana has recorded no death, it is infact medicinal. Stop smoking tobacco and start smoking marijuana.
5. The chinese eat more red meat than any country in the world but suffers less heart problem than the British and Americans. The Germans consume more alcohol than any country on earth, but suffers less liver disease than the British and Americans.
OBSERVATION: It's not the excess cholestrol or alcohol that kills you, too much English is what kills you. So why don't we say yes to pidjin and quit speaking English.

Fura with yoghurt. It relaxes ur BP

When you can't get a job, create one. I just graduated recently and job seeking is not on my list. I intend buying, developing and selling lands. You can try it. God values your life, please don't misuse or take it.

My church rarely preaches prosperity, bt i'm nt against it. If u hate hearing msgs on it, Jehovah witness is nt far.

d avengers so fa. Bt being a fan batman i sure wuld prefer TDKR wen i watch it