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Bomb-proof vest

Neva had a role model, but i lov red osquito's style

The GPA law:

the lower ur G.P, the higher ur B.P & vice versa

Having a barbeque on a mountain.

I've got 3 words.

KILL

THEM

ALL

My only regret before i die would be that i didn't die earlier. HEAVEN IS TO SWEET

All this could be summarised in two words ''show love''

NAIRALAND

battlefield for pro n anti-GEJ

tintingz: Reading post so far in this thread

Boys liked the purnishment

Gals disliked the purnishment

Why do gals disliked this purnishment?. . .

Jst wat i was abt to say. IMO d punish no harsh at al

AFTER THE
EARTHQUAKE, when the
rescue team reached the
young woman’s house, they
saw her dead body through
the cracks. But her pose was
somehow strange that she
knelt on her knees like a
person was worshiping; her
body was leaning forward,
and her two hands were
supporting by an object.
The collapsed house had
crashed her back and her
head.
With so many difficulties,
the leader of the rescue
team put his hand through a
narrow gap on the wall to
reach the woman’s body. He
was hoping that this woman
could be still alive.
However, the cold and stiff
body told him that she had
passed away for sure.He
and the rest of the team left
this house and were going
to search the next collapsed
building.
For some reasons, the team
leader was driven by a
compelling force to go back
to the ruin house of the
dead woman. Again, he
knelt down and used his had
through the narrow cracks
to search the little space
under the dead body.
Suddenly, he screamed with
excitement, “A child ! There
is a child !“
The whole team worked
together; carefully they
removed the piles of ruined
objects around the dead
woman. There was a 3 years
old little boy wrapped in a
flowery blanket under his
mother’s dead body.
Obviously, the woman had
made an ultimate sacrifice
for saving her son. When
her house was falling, she
used her body to make a
cover to protect her son.
The little boy was still
sleeping when the team
leader picked him up.
The medical doctor came
quickly to exam the little
boy. After he opened the
blanket, he saw a cell phone
inside the blanket. There
was a text message on the
screen. It said, “If you can
survive, remember I love
you.” This cell phone was
passing around from one
hand to another. Every
body that read the message
wept. “If you can survive,
remember I love you.” Such
is the mother’s love for her
child!
today is Thanksgiving
day please reshare if you
love your Mother....

D touchlyt is 2 dim, no browsing, no pinging, n inside it is written ''MADE IN CHINA''

I thought they removed subsidy because Naija was broke, and everyday i get to hear figures, 1bil for food, 5bil for building, money for pet. Were is all this money coming from

Its not his fault, it's the devil

I nominate her

Mrs Chima

FOR THE LADIES, I HAIL YOU. AS FOR THE GUYS, NOT A BIG DEAL. JUST DON'T LEARN HOW TO TOAST

MY PARENTS EVEN KNOW WETIN B INTERNET SEF?

There ar ways u can manage both. Organise boys make dem make ur boss go 6month leave. As for d nagging wife, get her addicted to palmy n constantly supply her daily dose.

This report is not different from the one that says ''thete is no corruption in Nigeria''

People will come on #land telling us to drop the white man's religion, claiming its the reason for our backwardness. You say China, India, Japan are successful today for sticking to thier religion. Of this three countries you mentioned, Japan (which i know didn't keep their culture or religion) is the country having a sound standard of living. For you still sticking to your juju culture, what good have you done with it to improve your country

What would happen in Nigeria if we
are to experience an hurricane like the
US East Coast is currently going
through Hurricane Sandy? (GOD
FORBID)
Imagine say a 'Hurricane Akpors' is
heading for Naija in 3 weeks.. First
and foremost;
1. Prophet T.B Joshua will prophesy
the hurricane.
2. The State Governors will hold a
press conference advicing the people
of the states to remain calm as
government is working hard to see
how they can tackle the situation.
3. National Emergency Management
Agency (NEMA) will grant an
interview on Channels TV and AIT
saying that they are well trained and
prepared to handle the crisis. That
they are untop of the Situation.
4. The Federal Government will wait
for the Hurricane to first land and
wipe out States then;
- Hold a day of National Mourning
and Prayers and order the flag be
flown at half mast.
- Visit the disaster location for a first
hand assessment of the damage.
- Visit the survivors camp and share
relief material (Mosquito nets, rice and
Indomie)
- Set up a committee to investigate the
Hurricane and see how we can prevent
future hurricanes from visiting
Nigeria.
- Release billions of Naira (on Paper)
for disaster management.
- Sack the Minister of Water Resources
for failing to contain the water.
- Commend the State Governors,
NEMA, Red Cross and other
emergency services unit for their quick
response.
5. The Senate will hold an emergency
session and condemn the 'Hurricane'.
6. Churches around Nigeria will hold
crusades and Programmes with Titles
like 'May Hurricane wipe out your
enemies'.. 'Calming the Hurricanes in
your life'.. 'Finding the Rainbow in
your Hurricane'.. e.t.c..
7. M.I Abaga will release a single about
hurricanes.
8. Femi Falana (SAN) will sue the
Hurricane, F.G and State government
for their poor handling of the
Hurricane.
9. CPC, ACN, APGA and others will
blame the PDP and Jonathan for the
Hurricane.
10. Jokes about BOKO HARAM claims
responsibility for the Hurricane will go
viral on Facebook, Blackberry
Messenger and Twitter..
11. Many People will change their
Blackberry Display Pictures to
'Hurricane Pictures' and Facebook
status will read..Hurricane Things..
GOD BLESS NIGERIA

I've been using my mcard 4 a long time. I recently changed my phone, inserted my mcard & saw insert code. Pls i need help on hw i can unlock it. Thanks

I have this memory card i've been using, i changed my phone recently inserted my memory card in only for it ask for a code. Please i don't want to lose the content of the card. Please i need help on how i can hack it or any master code i could try. Thank you

I've never listen or read any, i use that time to watch horror movies

Love me jeje, love me tender. Can't remember the artist's name

Ghost: No. Winsh: Plenty

$€curit¥ & $€x

@Genbuhari. I agree with u 100%. Anything agreed in the U.S, they make universal. I agree their IQ is higher, but no country in a Africa is above us. Drop the IQ test and test for creativity, you 'll be surprised at the result you get.

Contact me when you have a female celebrity chart. If Davido is on your list, then Segun Arinze should also be included