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if they had created a pageant for stupidity, this dude wouldn't have been jobless.

Just hausa and yoruba? What about igbo?

Cindyrella cos i think she's decent

mosho2good: Why is my name not on d list

Dis is call cheating

what's your name?

SILVER LINNING PLAYBOOK: I just don't know what makes this movie interesting. Just when i thought the movie was about to begin, it ended

Exponental: All women are not d same. Mine is different

She can't be absolutely different.

FEMALES ARE SPECIAL CREATURES
POINT SYSTEM USED BY LADIES IN
EVALUATING THEIR MEN.(FUN)
SIMPLE DUTIES
~ You make the bed (+1)
~ You make the bed, but forget
the decorative pillow (0)
~ You throw the bedspread over
rumpled sheets (-1)
~ You go out to buy her what she
wants (+5)
~ In the rain (+
~ But return with Beer (-5)
~ You check out a suspicious
noise at night (0)
~ You check out a suspicious
noise, and it is nothing (0)
~ You check out a suspicious
noise and it is something (+5)
~ You pummel it with iron rod
(+10)
~ It's her pet (-10)
SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
~ You stay by her side the entire
party (0)
~ You stay by her side for a while,
then leave to chat with a college
buddy (-2)
~ Named Tina (-4)
~ Tina is a dancer (-10)
HER BIRTHDAY
~ You take her out to dinner (0)
~ You take her out to dinner and
it's not a sports bar (+1)
~ Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
~ And it's all-you-can- eat night
(-3)
~ It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-
eat night, and your face is painted
the colors of your favorite football
club (-10)
A NIGHT OUT
~ You take her to a movie (+2)
~ You take her to a movie she
likes (+4)
~ You take her to a movie you
hate (+6)
~ You take her to a movie you like
(-2)
~ It's called 'Death Cop' (-3)
~ You lied and said it was a
foreign film about orphans (-15)
YOUR PHYSIQUE
~ You develop a noticeable
potbelly (-15)
~ You develop a noticeable
potbelly and exercise to get rid of
it (+10)
~ You develop a noticeable
potbelly and resort to baggy jeans
and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
~You say, "It doesn't matter, you
have one too." (-8000)
ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION
~ She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5)
[Yes, you LOSE points no matter
WHAT]
~ You hesitate in responding (-10)
~ You reply, "Where?" (-35)
~ Any other response (-20)
COMMUNICATION
~ When she wants to talk about a
problem , you listen, displaying
what looks like a concerned _____
expression (0)
~ You listen, for over 30 minutes
(+50)
~ You listen for more than 30
minutes without looking at the TV
(+500)
~ She realizes this is because you
have fallen asleep (-10000)
TRUE OR FALSE?

*Freedom Academy( now extinct) Kubwa-Abuja
*School for the gifted Gwagwalada-Abuja
*Ahmadu Bello University Zaria

Their pikin go hear am. He/she dare not come 2nd in class & should forget anything entertainment. ''Business before pleasure''

Asamoah Gyan must either be related CAF President or supplies him dope, else why would he be on that list

Never call any man ugly, it wasn't by your effort that you are fine today.

From when they started arresting goats, i knew i was going to be a policeman someday.

so we should join Boko haram abi?

(LIAR! Shame on all LIARS!
There's nobody, I mean NOBODY, who supported and campaigned for GEJ in 2011 that will abuse, curse or insult him now. It is a different thing to disagree with any of the policies or programmes of govt and to abuse, curse or insult Mr president. It is the SORE LOSERS of 2011 elections, who by the way began this abuse during the 2011 elections, that have continued to abuse, insult and curse Mr president.
Get that into your thick skull. This is the TRUTH. Truth they say is bitter. Go and ask @Demdem, Gbawe and co.
Shame on all LIARS!
SORE losers, should get over whatever injuries they sustained from the DEFEAT of 2011 elections. Quote)
So you believe what you just wrote. Ask OBJ if he insults GEJ or not

Ask laptop 05(ifihearam). Im get dem plenty 2 mention. As for me, turning Unilag 2 MALU lag na achievement

hw is ''GOODLUCK'' a weird name?

jst gulp a litre of hypo, and u need not bother about burnin calories

Bomb-proof vest

Neva had a role model, but i lov red osquito's style

The GPA law:

the lower ur G.P, the higher ur B.P & vice versa

Having a barbeque on a mountain.

I've got 3 words.

KILL

THEM

ALL

My only regret before i die would be that i didn't die earlier. HEAVEN IS TO SWEET

All this could be summarised in two words ''show love''

NAIRALAND

battlefield for pro n anti-GEJ

tintingz: Reading post so far in this thread

Boys liked the purnishment

Gals disliked the purnishment

Why do gals disliked this purnishment?. . .

Jst wat i was abt to say. IMO d punish no harsh at al

AFTER THE
EARTHQUAKE, when the
rescue team reached the
young woman’s house, they
saw her dead body through
the cracks. But her pose was
somehow strange that she
knelt on her knees like a
person was worshiping; her
body was leaning forward,
and her two hands were
supporting by an object.
The collapsed house had
crashed her back and her
head.
With so many difficulties,
the leader of the rescue
team put his hand through a
narrow gap on the wall to
reach the woman’s body. He
was hoping that this woman
could be still alive.
However, the cold and stiff
body told him that she had
passed away for sure.He
and the rest of the team left
this house and were going
to search the next collapsed
building.
For some reasons, the team
leader was driven by a
compelling force to go back
to the ruin house of the
dead woman. Again, he
knelt down and used his had
through the narrow cracks
to search the little space
under the dead body.
Suddenly, he screamed with
excitement, “A child ! There
is a child !“
The whole team worked
together; carefully they
removed the piles of ruined
objects around the dead
woman. There was a 3 years
old little boy wrapped in a
flowery blanket under his
mother’s dead body.
Obviously, the woman had
made an ultimate sacrifice
for saving her son. When
her house was falling, she
used her body to make a
cover to protect her son.
The little boy was still
sleeping when the team
leader picked him up.
The medical doctor came
quickly to exam the little
boy. After he opened the
blanket, he saw a cell phone
inside the blanket. There
was a text message on the
screen. It said, “If you can
survive, remember I love
you.” This cell phone was
passing around from one
hand to another. Every
body that read the message
wept. “If you can survive,
remember I love you.” Such
is the mother’s love for her
child!
today is Thanksgiving
day please reshare if you
love your Mother....

D touchlyt is 2 dim, no browsing, no pinging, n inside it is written ''MADE IN CHINA''

I thought they removed subsidy because Naija was broke, and everyday i get to hear figures, 1bil for food, 5bil for building, money for pet. Were is all this money coming from

Its not his fault, it's the devil