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We all love a good prank. As long
as we’re not the ones on the end
of it, of course. But sometimes,
despite careful thought and
meticulous planning, things can
go awry. Perhaps the banana
falls out of the exhaust pipe or
the plastic wrap across the toilet
snaps, or maybe you end up
going to jail… uh, what? Here are
ten practical jokes that resulted
in everyone wishing they’d stuck
with the good old fashioned
whoopee cushion.
10
Fake Death
Prank: Man convinces ex-wife
he’s hanged himself
Ex-wives. Let’s face it, their
second role in life is being the
punch line to pretty much every
joke their former lover can come
up with. But in 2004 there was
one ex-wife who was certainly
left with the last laugh. Randy
Wood, embittered and angry and
wanting to get one over his past
ex, called her up and told her to
come over to his place. He had
‘something’ to show her he said.
When Wood’s ex-wife arrived she
found her ‘late’ ex-husband
hanging by a noose from a tree
in the front garden. Rather than
grab the nearest stick and beat
him like the human piñata he
really is, she immediately called
911, presumably in hysterics at
what she had seen. Cue, firemen,
policemen and paramedics
showing up en masse. But when
a fireman went to cut Wood
down they found a concealed
harness supporting his body
weight and one sniggering ex-
husband totally intact. It was a
short lived victory however, as he
was subsequently fined $1,000
and sent to jail for a year.
9
Public Cheating
Prank: Husband’s cheating past
revealed live on radio
We’d all do anything for a free
concert ticket, wouldn’t we?
Especially if the artist in question
is one of our fav bands of all
time. But would you do this? In
2008, to win tickets to a Kanye
West’s concert one woman
agreed to call her husband live
on radio and tell him that their 9-
year-old son wasn’t in fact his.
What could possibly go wrong
you ask? Hm, thinking they were
trading confessions, the
bewildered husband blurted out
the immortal line: “I’ve been
screwing your sister for the last
year!” Whoops. What’s worse,
she didn’t even get the tickets.
8
Dental Disaster
Prank: Dentist gets caught
turning patient into pig
Nobody likes going to the dentist
let alone a demented one who
has a penchant for turning his
patients into farm yard animals.
Dr. Robert Woo is one such
dentist. When doing a bit of
dental work on one of his
employees he thought it would
be funny to install a pair of false
tusks on to her teeth. This was
no spur of the moment practical
joke either, Woo deliberately
choose boar tusks because the
employee in question had grown
up on a pig farm. Clearly not
quite sure how the joke would
go down, Woo photographed his
little project whilst his patient
was still anesthetized and then
removed the tusks, replacing
them with the usual caps. All
good thus far. But then Woo
decided to share his practical
joke with the rest of the office—
oh the wisdom! Miss Piggy-for-
the-day obviously didn’t see the
funny side. She sued her boss for
$250,000. But the real joke was
on Woo’s insurance company
who were forced to fork out $
750,000 when he sued them for
not covering his practical joke.
Come on though. Woo’s got a
point. If most insurance
companies cover for fire and
theft, surely it’s not that hard to
cover for ‘When turning one of
your female employees into a pig
doesn’t work out quite as you
planned’.
7
Wedding Announcement
Prank: Co-worker set alight for
announcing wedding
When you learn that one of your
best buds is going to get married
you throw a little party for him,
right? You might order a keg of
his favorite beer perhaps, or call
up all of his mates and get them
together for a Friday night
down-the-pub knees up. Not if
you’re Australian Gianni
Catanzaro. His co-workers
decided something a bit more
special was required to celebrate
his last days on Earth as a
bachelor. Firstly, Gianni was
grabbed, punched in the testicles
(which, as we all know fellas, is
already a pretty bad ‘prank’ as it
is); had his wrists and ankles
duct taped to a fence; was
striped to his underpants; and
egged. Enough’s enough, right?
Wrong. Gianni’s loving co-
workers then thought it would
be a good idea to pour gasoline
on to the floor and set it alight.
Fair play to the lad, Gianni actually
managed to get himself free, only
to fall, face first into the roaring
flames. The outcome: a
postponed wedding and a
cancelled honeymoon. The
kicker: Gianni was the one fired…
because the burns to his face
and exposed body weren’t
punishment enough for the
awful heinous act of announcing
his marriage to his mates.

nitlad: We live in a 'friendly' world

that world for sure doesn't include Naija

''THE POLICE ARE YOUR FRIENDS''. now ''ARMED ROBBERS ARE FRIENDS'' very soon winshes and wijards go begin claim friends. Baba God na your hand we de

When she acted the way she did that night, your thought must have been that she was testing you or really wanted you. What matters bro is your word and you kept it. You should be proud of yourself rather than regretting. Just give her some space for now, she would definately return

NA BOXER, SINGLET & SLIPPERS SURE PASS

sammily: Don't forget Mr Smith in The Matrix.

tanx 4 reminding me

Definately joker. Then salahudeen(kingdom of heaven)

what was his/her purpose of walking naked publicly. Na wa o

bolaino: hmmmm, nice advice my mann, thanks for ur concern, but when it comes to christianity I've been there and done that, I used to be a hard core born again christian until, I started practicing different religions, I've searched for d truth and before becoming a freethinker, I did a lot of research and experiments, (religious experiments) and I concluded that christianity like the other religions, is something that was created to control the masses, (feeble minded) religion is mind control plain and simple, I can't go into detail, but thanks all the same,

judging by your words, i've got to ask ''what are you trying christianity for''?

vb0mb: How can the kidney be protected?

By locking it with tokoz padlock

shymexx: Is that all you've got, primitive Nigerian

You need to get a better rebuttal, you uneducated jackal from a medieval country...

Didn't they teach you anything about tolerance and how to hold people who committed a crime responsible for their actions and not blame those associated with them, or their ideology

Get a life!!!

UNLIKED. Btw is there no unlike button in NL?

Rooneyboy: I look forward to "that day" I'll hear something good about islam.

So pathetic !

Well i've heard some e.g The name allah inscribed on meat; the name allah written on sand; a baby born holding a koran.

if they had created a pageant for stupidity, this dude wouldn't have been jobless.

Just hausa and yoruba? What about igbo?

Cindyrella cos i think she's decent

mosho2good: Why is my name not on d list

Dis is call cheating

what's your name?

SILVER LINNING PLAYBOOK: I just don't know what makes this movie interesting. Just when i thought the movie was about to begin, it ended

Exponental: All women are not d same. Mine is different

She can't be absolutely different.

FEMALES ARE SPECIAL CREATURES
POINT SYSTEM USED BY LADIES IN
EVALUATING THEIR MEN.(FUN)
SIMPLE DUTIES
~ You make the bed (+1)
~ You make the bed, but forget
the decorative pillow (0)
~ You throw the bedspread over
rumpled sheets (-1)
~ You go out to buy her what she
wants (+5)
~ In the rain (+
~ But return with Beer (-5)
~ You check out a suspicious
noise at night (0)
~ You check out a suspicious
noise, and it is nothing (0)
~ You check out a suspicious
noise and it is something (+5)
~ You pummel it with iron rod
(+10)
~ It's her pet (-10)
SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
~ You stay by her side the entire
party (0)
~ You stay by her side for a while,
then leave to chat with a college
buddy (-2)
~ Named Tina (-4)
~ Tina is a dancer (-10)
HER BIRTHDAY
~ You take her out to dinner (0)
~ You take her out to dinner and
it's not a sports bar (+1)
~ Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
~ And it's all-you-can- eat night
(-3)
~ It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-
eat night, and your face is painted
the colors of your favorite football
club (-10)
A NIGHT OUT
~ You take her to a movie (+2)
~ You take her to a movie she
likes (+4)
~ You take her to a movie you
hate (+6)
~ You take her to a movie you like
(-2)
~ It's called 'Death Cop' (-3)
~ You lied and said it was a
foreign film about orphans (-15)
YOUR PHYSIQUE
~ You develop a noticeable
potbelly (-15)
~ You develop a noticeable
potbelly and exercise to get rid of
it (+10)
~ You develop a noticeable
potbelly and resort to baggy jeans
and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
~You say, "It doesn't matter, you
have one too." (-8000)
ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION
~ She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5)
[Yes, you LOSE points no matter
WHAT]
~ You hesitate in responding (-10)
~ You reply, "Where?" (-35)
~ Any other response (-20)
COMMUNICATION
~ When she wants to talk about a
problem , you listen, displaying
what looks like a concerned _____
expression (0)
~ You listen, for over 30 minutes
(+50)
~ You listen for more than 30
minutes without looking at the TV
(+500)
~ She realizes this is because you
have fallen asleep (-10000)
TRUE OR FALSE?

*Freedom Academy( now extinct) Kubwa-Abuja
*School for the gifted Gwagwalada-Abuja
*Ahmadu Bello University Zaria

Their pikin go hear am. He/she dare not come 2nd in class & should forget anything entertainment. ''Business before pleasure''

Asamoah Gyan must either be related CAF President or supplies him dope, else why would he be on that list

Never call any man ugly, it wasn't by your effort that you are fine today.

From when they started arresting goats, i knew i was going to be a policeman someday.

so we should join Boko haram abi?

(LIAR! Shame on all LIARS!
There's nobody, I mean NOBODY, who supported and campaigned for GEJ in 2011 that will abuse, curse or insult him now. It is a different thing to disagree with any of the policies or programmes of govt and to abuse, curse or insult Mr president. It is the SORE LOSERS of 2011 elections, who by the way began this abuse during the 2011 elections, that have continued to abuse, insult and curse Mr president.
Get that into your thick skull. This is the TRUTH. Truth they say is bitter. Go and ask @Demdem, Gbawe and co.
Shame on all LIARS!
SORE losers, should get over whatever injuries they sustained from the DEFEAT of 2011 elections. Quote)
So you believe what you just wrote. Ask OBJ if he insults GEJ or not

Ask laptop 05(ifihearam). Im get dem plenty 2 mention. As for me, turning Unilag 2 MALU lag na achievement

hw is ''GOODLUCK'' a weird name?

jst gulp a litre of hypo, and u need not bother about burnin calories