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Alexpetra:I don't bite |
Monkeys have feelings, they get angry and they are sometimes happy and they also reverange, they hate being cheated There was one popular, intelligent monkey in my street when I was a kid, we use to play with the monkey and get away with it, sometimes my friends and I will pack stones and replace it with sweet pack and show it to the monkey and it will come rushing to us while we throw the fake sweet and run as fast as we could, this went on for a while, and the monkey stop coming after us when we present the fake sweet pack for it Fast forward to one day, I tried the same thing, it got the fake sweet from me open it and ran after my poor life and I tried as much as possible to run as far as my tiny legs could carry me, I loss one leg of my new shoe my mum bought for me It did not take long when I heard something hot from my head I almost died, the monkey use the stone inside the sweet pack and stone the hell out of me and carried my shoes afterwards Brothers and sisters, uncle and Aunties, I did not need any one to tell me to stay away from that monkey, I stopped passing where that monkey was, and I started advicing my crazy friends to stay away from the monkey. My mum was surprised untill she started looking for for leg of my shoes and as a sharp girl I dare not open my mouth to tell her what happened to me |
My kinda man So honest |
Alexpetra:That's my private life your referring to |
I have done that before but not at her age ooo My own was a different case though |
Onyiiobi7735:Form Akwa Ibom man |
Alexpetra:Am sorry if I made u feel bad But every girl has her own definition of dream guy and it's defers from Ladies to Ladies |
One girl I love so much Happy birthday sweet heart |
She dumped u because u did not perform your duty well Maybe your a two minutes man and she never want anything to do with u anymore Or Maybe ur John Thomas is just too tiny Or Maybe u were smiling bad on bed Move on dear, u will fine your match |
Shame catch me for this guy Maybe the girl is the one footing the bills |
Who knows they might end up together Love in the air |
That's what u get for meeting the wrong people But don't give up luck will shine on u |
The wife looks like simi |
Some mother do try shaa, but u see my own mother, hmmm, she no go even send you |
From a two minutes man |
Fashion or madness I prefer okerika to wearing that |
The future is DNA |
You know kids this days break their teeth by 5 or 4 considering the food they eats this days and more teeths comes afterwards My suggestion is that what if the teeth has already been shaking and trying to fall off, and she hits the boy's head and it's fell off Thats my thinking, because I don't see reasons why a teacher who intentionally called a child to rewrite the exams he didn't do well and purposefully break his teeth by hitting his head What If he was playing when he was supposed to rewrite his exams and the teacher hit him The issue of the teacher telling him not to tell the boy's mum is wrong I know she was afraid of what the mom might do if the issue is being reported to the school authority All in all, the mum should call the teacher to sort the issue out |
The future is DNA |
Attention seeker, Something that I have seen several times Biko pass U no no say na God dey protect humans |
Congratulations to them Back then in my year 1, a girl was struggling to attend GST class Couple with population, she had to rush to secure a good sit for her and her wig fell off without her noticing and had a very bad looking weaving she never noticed on till I carried the wig and requested the owner should come for it She was still laughing not knowing it was hers �, her friends drew her attention and she came running to me and drag the wig from me even the lecture could not stop laughing Omg see laugh for NEDU Block |
Since I was born till now, I have never craved for this food before in my life But I do eat whenever it is cooked at home but I can never craved for it I don't know if am the only person that is experiencing this |
Bigjentle15:I even taught it was a wrong post not knowing it � as the actual post Idiot |
Bigjentle15:Your a big fool who doesn't have manners I actually commented on a wrong post Stop wagging your miserable local mouth Village man |
Bigjentle15:Who else notice that the lady's hands are not the same color Maybe she has infection in the other hand Just kidding |
Ugly legs |
It might be ooo interms of sand rice So what will chaina be doing then? |
Biko, where una de see this kind guy |
Calabar and their juju |
Why are there so beautiful �❤️ Lovely couples ❤️ |
Wow I love her courage |
Marry her and established her |
