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 Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 8:50am On Feb 09, 2013 |
LIFE'S A MTCHEWWWW TO... Sing heat... [b]Chorus→ If I die young... Burry me inside... Lay me down on the bed of rosy roses... Sink me in the river... And don't...send me away... With the words of my last work... Wrap eat... → Uh...I live my life As if my life is five But nah as you know the truth's I have One, isn't enough to make me win Taking this time out am coming out Like am I not the product of the greatest king? As each inch in my little life Is always of heaving a sigh of relief Here are their big and little legs again Yes right at my door step beating the hell Out of my titchy ante Inherited from not a thing is even mine yet ask my merry aunt They ask for direction I give it out from the butts of my mild mind in the form Without signing any form, of instruction Thanks to God that gave the gut to request the gene ...He gave the gene, it percolated and gingered up those unhyped up sectors therein Now like a monster... Ah........! Mind in the mind of many minds Listen to these you my confused minds Of mine, is nothing Ask Mr. Abba, the true tiddings abide with Don't term as a zombie nor other visitors From other galaxies, disgusting so so tagged with the name strange Hers, is what I have got to do without she Dumped me, it pained for it didn't pain I even told Kemi but am always trying to make my now what Remembering in the morrow For who cares about life that stays naught for life Ask my defunct wives I meant wife I ain't a type that care much about earth-life Heavenly life is what my little long life longs for for life... Chorus...[/b] 1 Like |
| Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 9:40am On Feb 08, 2013 |
Olastep1:Yes, thanks a lot, Amin in Jesus' name. One LOVE! |
| Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 8:19am On Feb 08, 2013 |
Olastep1: yea...bro.... We had d same experience. I was just using that as an analogy. Thumbs up!!!. I would have loved to rest my case here but pls one more thing....[b]Morny in Jesus' name jae, all rice, let's go there... Now, you've started again, ah ah, how on earth would your past not affect your present and even your so called envisaged rosy morrow/tomorrow when God Himself gangan said in my Kjv bible that, the sins of the past ages are going to hunt and haunt down the 3 generations incoming for since their sins were so pultrid. You know what, it was cos you slapped Obama last night that made FBI or NYPD jailed you today or it was cos you met the cut off in Jamb that made you to wobble down to the source of all Yorubas', just to embrace the varsity's acrid or acid test or it was cos you made it in the jamb usual exam, post utme and then in the aggregate that made your name to reflect on the list pasted on that board on the campus or it was cos Jesus died that made Him to resurrect or it was cos satana/the old nick/the devil disobeyed God that made God to get irked and then rusticate him down here or it was cos God moulded heavens and earth within 7 days that made him to create our super-papa and supra-mama or Adam and Eve or it was cos I answered the question you asked me last night that made you to ask me another one this morn or it was cos I didn't answer satisfactorily, that compelled you to put on your ink again toward me to enquire me another one or it would be because I live a sinful life now which must be then when I pop the cog/die when the time's ripe that would make me 2go to the seol/hell in the long run or a faithful life and then end up upstairs or... Bro, the main thing is, not branching or making the past as one's lord and saviour but making all that happened in the past more worth recollecting now and in the morrow by rectifying all the bent edges or spots we'd mistakenly or intently created for ourselves via God's intercede/intervention now and not in the future but mostly for the sole sake of the future, "for sane minds would always dream dreams of a better morrow," i.e okay, as a quintessence/a good examply; "you slapped your dad last night, God forbid, he went ballistic and disowned/renounced/denounced you in that selfsame night, this morny you picked up your bible, read the ten commandments, and you saw, "HONOUR YOUR FATHER AND YOUR MAMA, THAT YOUR DAYS..." as a result, afterwards, by that you felt meanly penitent, and then this morn, you sobriethly gathered up bravery and then penitently hobbled towards your dad, prostrated, with tear glands rolling down from your eye sockets uncomptrollably, ask for pardon of sin...which sin? Sin you committed, committed? Yeah, by slapping your pa 100 times last night, which our bible eschewed gravely and now/in the present, asking for forgiveness this morny for it was cos I was amateurish or devil's ploy manifesting that made you to that... Bloke, "Your yestaday's actions would always have a reflection in this days reaction." And about the present. You know what, that's the very reason I said yesterday that they (PAST, NOW AND FUTURE) are like three trees that can't do without each other... If the past could affect the present, then the present also could affect the past and the future, the future and now/present could rectify the past too or make it more uglier... You see, it's intertwined/interwovened for they are states that are indisputable, inexpendable but domitable... Ehn nah, you know what, "YESTERDAY STARTED A SECOND AGO, NOW/THE PRESENT STARTS NOW BUT ENDS NOW WHILE THE FUTURE BEGINS IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE INCOMING OF THE NEXT SECOND." "EVERYTHING STARTS AND DIES WITHIN 3 SECONDS." All rice, I failed oau post utme in the past years, it pained me in the past, but I punched away the pain it caused me, I succumbed, re-sat, re-read the more wela and went back to retake the same exam I faced and failed in the past and now, I faced it aced through... Why? Cos, I learnt that I didn't prepare enough in the past or other classified reasons; having known that fact, I started reading the more today, I did the examination one day and the result was hauled out, I checked mine and jubilated, rejoiced and extoled all in the future... Shalom, sincerely yours jo jare...[/b] |
| Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 10:50pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
Olastep1: yea.... U're now 100% right...lolzz. Lets be more formal pls. But i wish to ask u a question in this anology.[b]Not good and not bad but BEST. For in God's longest dictionaries, some words do not exist therein 'em, and one of 'em is FAILURE. I am sure, God being the omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent would gladly bliss that boy for being what? Yes, for being wholly honest, yes, he does his utmost, he didn't engage in exam malpractices but yet couldn't ace through, bro believe me, and take it or leave it o, if, on the way of that boy to his house, got knocked down by 10 new bulldozers at a time, God may make him inherit the gate fee to paradise without checking out his latter transgressive life-style, if at all he had one, but of the otherwise, the other guy that cheated just to pass, cos he couldn't/wouldn't prepare enough, the bottomless abysmal abyss and inferno are all ready thirsty of such head, I ain't judging, I wasn't given such heavy temerity, adjudication is of God... We've got to let the fear of God go with us in all we do my mate, "FOR WHY CHEATING TODAY AND HAVE EXCELLENT THEN FAIL FOR EVER AND EVER TOMORROW THAT MAY BE DEVOID OF RESTITUTION." "LIFE IS OF NEMESIS" "IT'S GOOD TO DO GOOD BUT BAD TO DO BAD." "I SHALL ENTERTAKE EVERYTHING IN MY OWN COIN WHEN THE TRUMPET SOUNDS YOU TOO AREN'T EXCLUDED, WE ALL HAVE THE SAME GOWN WHEN IT COMES TO THAT." Believe me, I did O'level 5 times afore I could ace through, while those that couldn't even wrote or spelt their names accurately, that I do know, but via ORIJO, were all ready packing there loads, leaving for their schools, when I was still preparing to retaking the same exam... Aye, God has eyes, so not blind, he sees now, then and the incoming macro-seconds... Judgement awaits, no long thing... Shalom Aleichem...[/b] |
| Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 9:15pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
Olastep1: Clap 4 yaself now, if u want me to concur with u. Answer me this question....Oga, first of all, thanks for the gloat and 2nd of all, the positive aspects of my past matters to me as your birthday should, if at all you have one. Plus, I am not alive or living for THIS or THE WORLD, I am alive for and by THE WORD and via Him only, to make my now worth remembering for betterment in the future or tomorrow... That's comprehensive enough, I think... |
| Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 8:10pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
Olastep1: Yea....guys. Its still my humble self, Olastep. I knw we're derailing this thread but i wanna tender an apology. I am for the motion which says our present is far more important than out past. My fellow contestant, gloatkenf, says our past is more important than our present.Ah ah, who said our past is more important than now, o my gush, perhaps you should sit yourself down, and re-read all my replies... "Yesterday, today and tomorrow" can't do without one another, "they are indisputable partners in this life we live in." That's what I was trying to let you know mate! "For can you call a day a day if there is no morny, afternoon and night therein the same 24 strokes? Nay I suppose..." I am for ever me o, Mo gentle o But ehm, like ata rodo o Me's always trying to be godly ni o Ah... 09 o Ah, I fear Jesu only noni o Since Oluwa nikan ni I must always yin logo o E....yin Oluwa logo O...go... Ipso facto lols o Exeunt o |
| Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 6:57pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
GodzBELOVED:You know what, in the very stead of him saying e no understand, that I should succinctly paraphrase my reply, he started compounding it negatively instead of otherwise i.e positively, but me o, as you see me so n, I fit do these till Jesus descends the 2nd time walahi. Thanks jare... And sorry too for the fealt we've consciously created. |
| Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 6:04pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
Olastep1: [b]yea...bro... U've gat me pulling out my biggest fart...[b]Lols, you don't wanna see me start supplying solid sinisterous stuffs, the sibilance of 'em matching out of my medulla oblongata is what cremated trillions the other day! Perhaps, let me say your comprehensive agility lacks the core tenacity to withstand, vie and then mould out kinds of indupitable items out of my afore-words. Kid, if there wasn't yesterday believe me, am still on my stance, can't thrust naught, stubborn beyond that cat fish in thy pepper-laced-soup, there would never be this morny, o guy, failing today, Heaven forsake and endorsed, needn't make you quit nor make you man the mentality that progression is no more within the f*cking rampart of your f*cking jurisdiction, lols, see me see wahala nah, ekede gba mi nah, this guy won exist in the present only, then let me guess, you don't have a birthday... O guy, you are just another uh wey won exist in the morrow by skipping this day/ or just now. All rice, my Kjv bible wouldn't be up there if it wasn't penned, Jesus' name and other preter-natural monickers mayn't be if He wasn't born in that malodorous manger, oaf, who told thee that stinking goliathic shit in the form of a tit-bit ment for only a tit or jackasses/jennyasses to conceive, that Jodekss cleaves to the past or stony ages shapes, F*ck, my birthname is EMMANUEL nah, I am me and alters as Heaven pleases, here in my flat, elongated, huge, terrfying and marked metarcapals is a NOKIA cellular, lump, if I held unto the pultrid ramparts of the shit that you muttered upstairs, I wouldn't be on Nairaland, let alone pitter-pattering with a few scolds in a saga disguise but gaga, perhaps in general, in generalty perhaps that's sick, in generalty, I spoke nah, but only permitting into this vase moulded by you the real reality nought to maintain a stagnancy as a result of anyone's perhaps or perhaps not repulsive past phases... Lols... Gbagbe osi, exeunt, decipher...well...well...lols jo...exeunt jare...[/b] |
| Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 4:21pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
Olastep1: yea....Bro... U'v spoken the 99% truth.[b] Lols o bro lols lols jae all rice ah lols, mtchew, well all rice, without your past there is no way in hell you would have the present, which is now, it's as if you, not ptertaking in the post utme of OAU and having known that, start checking Jamb web site frequently likewise the varsity's for admission status o l☺ls, the past can't be without the present, the present won't dare exist without the past, it's because you wake up now, that spurred the worms in your scalp to start dreaming dreams for the sake of a better morrow... Ehn nah, abi o, what if Obama had died in the past during his trial times? Would the UNITED STATES vote for someone that's decaying in his coffin? Nay I suppose... The three trees have there importance, you f*cked your girlfriend last night, she discovers her tommy's laced with another sapiens this morny; last night's action now bringing about this day's reaction... Life's a CHAIN REACTION, and as a result, the same girl, perhaps, via your hash words or cos you sped away when the tidings touched your pinna, then commit suicide by the intent intake of salin admixtured with a stone fish's venom on the following day or succumb to be its mama in the long run which is the future... The morrow begins in the next second, the past ended then but now but the now/present commenced and ends now... O boy, wetin go sele go sele, even if hell becomes heaven or vis-a-vis, or earth got submerged by the water beneath or the beneath matching out in funky or bizzare disguise to lift us up high after it might've filled up our saddles with the same, even beyond the edges margined... Everything had been scheduled bro, what's occuring just now had occurred afore, aye, just then, we're only acting/reacting/viewing/reviewing the acted/reacted/viewed/reviewed... Shalom aleichem chum...[/b] |
| Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 2:36pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
Olastep1: yea my bro.... Fate works in a mysterious way to explain.... But dont let us forget the fact that everyone is capable of reaching any destination in life. Nothing can add more power to your life than concentrating all of your energies on a limited set of targets..... Same goes to me.I BELIEF, AS A RESULT, I DIRELY BELIEVE IN POSSIBILITIES IN ALL AREA AND ALSO BELIEVE IN IMPOSSIBILITIES IN ALL AREA, WHY? OH MY GUSH...THE ANSWER TO ANY 'WHY' TO MY AFORE-STATEMENT IS COS THE SOURCE OF MY BELIEF IS GOD OF POSSIBILITY AND IMPOSSIBILITY, AYE, FOUNDATION MATTERS MOST WHEREVER THE WORD 'BUILD' EXIST/ OR CO-EXIST, FOR IT'S THE SAME THAT WILL BOURNE THE LOAD OR LOADS, TO MAKE IT WORTH CALLING A BUILDING, FOR WHAT'S THE IN THING THERE IN A MANSION BUILT WITH GOLD AND DIAMOND BUT COLLAPSE IMMEDIATELY AFTER ITS COMPLETION, IT MAY BE CALLED A BUILDING THOUGH, BUT IT WOULD BE, "A GOLDEN-DIAMOND BUILDING THAT COLLAPSED OR DISINTERGRATED TO RUBBLES IMMEDIATELY AFTER IT'S LAUNCHED,'' DON'T YOU THINK? AYE, AND BRO, I THINK THE BEST THING IS KNOWING GOD'S MIND TOWARD ONESELF, SO THAT ONE MAYN'T BE DISSIPATING HIS/HER LABOROUSLY EARNED STRENGTH/AGILITY ON CONCENTRATING IT ON A JOURNEY THAT HAS NO THE 'THE END.' Sincerely yours and one ♥. 1 Like |
| Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 1:50pm On Feb 07, 2013 |
Olastep1: The act of taking the first step is what separates the winners from the losers.BRO WAIT A SEC.NOT ALL THAT HAD THE GOOD GRACE TO TAKE THE FIRST STEP WITH THEIR LEGS OR WHATEVER HAD THE GOOD GRACE TO TAKE THE LAST STEP WITH THEIR LEGS OR WHATEVER; FOR EVEN THOSE THAT DIDN'T TAKE EITHER OF THE FIRST AND THE SECOND STEP, WIN IN THE LONG RUN, WHO/WHAT KNOWS HOW/WHY!." One of my quotes, this is... IN LIFE, BEING THE FIRST TO FLY OR THE LAST TO LEAVE DOES AND OR DOESN'T MEAN YOU ARE GOING TO BE THE FIRST OR THE LAST TO TOUCH DOWN OR ARRIVE YOUR DESTINATION, FOR LET'S QUESTION FATE FOR THAT."→ JODEKSS GLOATKENF... |
| Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 9:03pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
Tonisious504: hmmm lol, two cups small,y nt take two kongos.Ah, o I see, you won kill me patapata for my uh ni, two kongos bawo, ok...motibinu(*.*)...now...make it 2222 Kongos...I go drink am all before 2222 seconds...e no be my first time nah...the last time I did such was in the year 2222...|(~_^)| 1 Like |
| Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 7:58pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
miss law: wel nt meAll rice |
| Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 6:18pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
miss law: Re u hvin a prob wit datHOW DARE I, SOME LADIES WOULDN'T. |
| Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 6:07pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
miss law: supremekhis khis khis khis khis khis khis khis khis khis khis khis khisOH MY GUSH, YOU TOO VIEWED...? |
| Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 5:50pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
hausa(d return):Ehm, thanks to God, one of the threads in your lineage was allowed in just now...his name ehm...ehm...ehm...MERLIN, MERLIN bawo? Mtchew...ehm...ehm...ya...ya...BOBO...thanks to...ehm...ehm...Apostle Moses too...I meant...ehm...ehm...MUSU jae...for the twain...ehm...ehm...additions... |
| Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 5:36pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
humbleboyy: OH NO OO0000000!!!!!!!!.....i never knew chickens could fly• This guys just proofed me wrong #runs to church pleading for forgiveness#Ah, me self gan called 'em SUPER CHICKS... God, forgive me too o... Abi nah...but lols... |
| Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 3:40pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
Tonisious504: bt u wud be very suprisd dat d prayers done there is evn more than dat in a crusade! Hmm oau,v.religious.Yeah, oau's the most religious varsity on earth but when it comes to schedules, agendas, programmes, time tables, etc, I can see the slowest of all snails, that's even sick, that broke its legs in a fatal accident faster than 'em/oau...e no easy... So, ehm, uh, uh, I am kinda hungry o, ehm ehm ehm, ehn...am gonna need two cups of gari ijebu pere from your store...pls... |
| Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 2:18pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
Tonisious504: hmmm #winks#L☺ls, you be my witness nah, abi beeko? |
| Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 2:17pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
Tonisious504: is it 4 prayin or wot?for sports, as the name denotes. |
| Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 2:14pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
Prodigal son: u be Baba, i hailAh...ok o, I didn't mean writing dirty words, but Alausa castigated my brains to compel my flat thumbs ni o, I am gentle and easier enough to spit on and then jack-boot.! |
| Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 1:12pm On Feb 06, 2013 |
Prodigal son: <gloatkenf> me self sabi poem oo. Twinkle twinkle little STAR, i dey bottle beer 4 mama koffi BAR,d gals dey wonda wer am @,me dey shark 12 bottles jst 4 a START, up above d sky so high, nw 24 bottles!Mehn i don HIGH, lyk a diamond in d sky, na oau cos d drinking dem no dey TRY.l☺ls! I applaud you nah...(~_^)... |
| Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 11:34am On Feb 06, 2013 |
hausa(d return):Ayam afraid to tell you Yes you that's nothing but an accursed yew To pounce into your fealthy loo Rest thy dirty keister on your malodorous WC Shit, plus it with thy mumsy's Bleep you if you rescind your balbous black butts With your yawed metacarpals Gulp and munch your shite and hers For Jodekss cares North? Who cares about those aboki that're whiter than my great grannys' black pot Yoruba? Emmanuel o, lols see me see wahala nah Egba mi nah All rise Imma scare the B-jesus outta your pin-like pen is Get a life Or imma stab with again with my sinisterous sayings, my knife Imma Bleep your bethroted oaf Yeah, that yea tagged your yanky wife... Aaaaah..., eya...ballistic mode o...the begining of the beginning of Gloatkenf Eeeeeeyin da, f........ UK off.... |
| Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 11:33am On Feb 06, 2013 |
hausa(d return): |
| Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 7:55am On Feb 06, 2013 |
michealade: are u in anyway rapping?YEAH BUT MOSTLY INTO WRITING E.G POEM E.T.C... THANKS. |
| Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 7:21am On Feb 06, 2013 |
[b]Wrap this... Bleep piece but peace... Piece of shit this world is Just now hopping in my ears Are Guns and Roses Babes come out of there mamas' sacks Aye the doctors are quiet at the lone entrance With a must give slap at the back to awaken us From the stony sopor in their wombs Now we're with kinds of aims 'n' objectives To always ace Through out our fucking life times Therein damn it, I can't punch out a piece of peace A world called piece of shit this is Here you Bleep your missus for hours But later send her four points downwards To 'em calabashes to admixture for manifold dollars So also a vis-a-vis Yes, yeah, for only nothing last long in this cosmos Aren't we all comers? Munch this tasty tidings you funny fiends And thee dear friendly friends for they would always Say comers are goers Believe me peepers In this pultrid process Only the Papa of love could safe 'n save us Sincerely yours I am G. Jodekss Just another black ass that's a racer in the selfsame ending endless race Bleep pieces but aye to plenty perhaps pieces of peace For here sufficient enough is Nonsense...[/b] 2 Likes |
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