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Education / Re: JAMB Set To Commence 2012/2013 Admissions by gloatkenf(m): 6:20am On Apr 21, 2012
That teen up there, in that ugly picture has a brain-ache. While discussing a sensitive issue, issue that draws how pretty or ugly our futures are going to look like, then he dashed in by uploadn a sick image. He's a clot and need a pampers.
Aha! So, I would prefer Jamb to take the responsibility of admitting candidates into varsities, inter alia. Cos, I was admitted last year but still at home. Imagine how painful
Poems For Review / Re: Write, Comment And Paste Your Poem Now! by gloatkenf(m): 8:17pm On Apr 20, 2012
superplus: [/b]ODE TO BARCELONA
 Oh! Great Barcelona
The paraders of world
Greatest football stars.
UEFA Champions League
Is your birth right
La Liga is your inheritance
Your name Barca sends
Cold shivers down the
Spines of your opponents
Your dazzling pattern of soccer
Holds your spectators spell bound.
You are the best,first among
Equals of all football clubs.
Together Barca we will
March to victory.
No team can stop you
As you claim your birth
Right and inheritance
Year after year.
Songs of victory shall
We sing as we march
To the promise land of victory.
[b] Believe me fella, that poem is laddened with apostrophe all round and you're a real Barcelona fan but why did Chelsea(I am his fan) give you a dirty slap like that few days ago?
Poems For Review / Re: Write, Comment And Paste Your Poem Now! by gloatkenf(m): 8:16pm On Apr 20, 2012
superplus: [b][/b]ODE TO BARCELONA
 Oh! Great Barcelona
The paraders of world
Greatest football stars.
UEFA Champions League
Is your birth right
La Liga is your inheritance
Your name Barca sends
Cold shivers down the
Spines of your opponents
Your dazzling pattern of soccer
Holds your spectators spell bound.
You are the best,first among
Equals of all football clubs.
Together Barca we will
March to victory.
No team can stop you
As you claim your birth
Right and inheritance
Year after year.
Songs of victory shall
We sing as we march
To the promise land of victory.
[b] Believe fella, that poem is laddened with apostrophe all round and you're a real Barcelona fan but why did Chelsea(I am his fan) gave you a dirty slap like that few days ago?
Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 7:35pm On Apr 20, 2012
eduglo: Get prepared for your post utme....
we have thousands of questions in our database.
standard preparatory stop watch also available.


Visit the url below (my signature)for post utme prep.
Register free and get 5 credits.
The credits allow access to our post utme questions.
Here you can attempt timed questions for good preparation.
call 08068510347 for more information....
Bro. The site is superb, but, I registered and sat 4 one of the tests there and after submitting it, the result failed to appear. Why now? Infact, I had sent a message to you to this mail, a mail I suppose it's yours ; eduglo@eduglo.com. Pls, say something. 'I did everything via or on my nokia.
Education / Re: Join Fuoye Pioneers On Facebook by gloatkenf(m): 1:04pm On Apr 20, 2012
sulymon: For All you need to know about The Federal University, Oye-Ekiti. (Admissions, activities going on the two campuses, genuine updates) simply like our facebook fanpage! FUOYE PIONEERS. www.facebook.com/fuoyepioneers. The content is open to ALL!
I chose ur school, I suppose, 2nd choice in the just concluded utme and had 250. The wahala that is worrying me is how to get infos on what's up about the school. I chose english/literary art. I hope u could be of help, I had sent a friend request to u on facebook. Thanks 4 helping.
Poems For Review / Re: Write, Comment And Paste Your Poem Now! by gloatkenf(m): 11:35am On Apr 20, 2012
[b]
The remain of the remains!

From the beginning of the beginning
In the Eden now a defunct den,
Afore the dawdling in of the first deluge
After his tricks that made them sin
Was it that death
And us had mingled o'er death deal.
That tiny red apple,
Though titchy, alterated the lovely tale
And made it look pale 'n' ire
Now, the choice had degraded to sub-zero
No matter how you matter to your society
Aye, being their heroine or hero
You are going to be said in mythological tales.
Your signature and mine are all over the deal
So also you and you
He's made for us an unseen attire
Aye, put it off and set it ablaze
That percievable shawl
And remain bare
Believe me, the shawl is all over you wailing hands.
When you pop up here
Definitely, you must have some people connected to you pre the stony sleep.
Your remain
Now, no one needs your remains
It belongs to where you were lay to rest
It belongs to termite and their parleys
Your remain here
Is what the world shall mutter about you when you wish to hear but can't
If they kudos your deeds while with them
And multiply it while away
Then, your paths patern is productive
And if their words of them taste wonderful
Then, you can sleep and slumber
Till the trumpets shriek,
And heaven quails
For your remain mutter many merry things about
Your positive impacts when you stood on your fine feet for foe and friend
For if they never regretted the connexion between
But, busy pleading you to keep spaces for them on the heavenly sofa
To be able to exchange plenty pleasing pleasantries
Then, your corpse should give a bawly giggle.
[/b]
Poems For Review / Re: Write, Comment And Paste Your Poem Now! by gloatkenf(m): 10:35am On Apr 20, 2012
baggy4luv: yep sir.my inner creativity gave birth to day
You mean...
Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 5:31am On Apr 19, 2012
What I believe cos I belief in God is that, this year is my year and it's even my year of comeback, it won't be by my manly might but by my assiduous, meticulous, wise, conscentious conscious studing and God's unflinching back up. Look, WE shouldn't care about the number of candidates that won't sail through the acid test but the number of those that shall laugh last. As 4 me o, I don't care if 2 candidates score above 200, what I know and belief is that, I shall by God's grace be the first candidate. 'WHAT THE MIND CONCEIVES AND BELIEVES IT ACHIEVES.' Have a positive mentality, it helps. Let's read, study and pray and we shall pass galantly with zero complaints. Thanks. Sincerely yours. sad
Poems For Review / Re: Write, Comment And Paste Your Poem Now! by gloatkenf(m): 9:00pm On Apr 18, 2012
baggy4luv: Waterfall
seasonless waterfall
your beauty best described
when sunlight cuts through you
from that height you pour
to the depth of your feet
awesome ends with you
season thru seasons
you are younger with each gaze

seasonless waterfall
you are younger than the sun
it makes you breathetaking @ dawn
a gift valued in darknes stil
your splashes so fluent
that your youthfulnes has never left
seasons tru seasons
u av been on every lips.mabayojeolusegun@gmail.com
wow that was cool. Is its topic water fall or what?
Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 6:42pm On Apr 10, 2012
abdullkabar:
my guy if u no how many candles av burnt ehn..anyhow sha,lets keep burning nite candles bt no burn house oo..lol..next tyme i go just choose microbiology jehjeh cuz mi o le wa lo ku danu..i canot kom nd go nd die troway
ME TOO HAS BURNT MANY NIGHT CANDLES O. READING/STUDING ISN'T A EASY PRACTICE AT ALL. MAY GOD HELP US ALL IN JESUS' NAME-AMEN.
Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 1:07pm On Apr 09, 2012
Femmyfamous4u: Hi peeps, it's another time of the year when u prepare 4 oau post utme. As i normally do every year, i'l keep updating u with latest info as regards admission and others in OAU. i must at this juncture say if u av scored 200 and above, congratulations. U r qualified to write the post utme. There r quite a number of u who keep choosing very competitive courses and as such become jamb customer every year. In OAU, u need to know how admission works. 4 courses like law, medicine and others had d highest cut off last year of 285 and 295 respectively. If u choose any of those courses and ur score is less than 280 in jamb, ur chance is very slim. The post utme exam comes up in july so, u need to keep reading now. For those who don't kno, d cut off is computed by adding utme and post utme and dividing it by 2. To those in sciences, courses with low cut offs r physics, chemistry, zoology, botany, agriculture,and so on. Those in admin or social science, u av public admin, lg studies and so on. U can still change ur courses now. If u still need any info, u can always call me on 08181203566 or 08062470912.
well, OAU are the 3 alphabets I've been singing all the days of my life and am sure by God's grace, assisstance, meticulous and wise reading this July or whenever, that I shall come out gallantly in her test in Jesus' name- Amen! AND U TOO.
Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 1:06pm On Apr 09, 2012
Femmyfamous4u: Hi peeps, it's another time of the year when u prepare 4 oau post utme. As i normally do every year, i'l keep updating u with latest info as regards admission and others in OAU. i must at this juncture say if u av scored 200 and above, congratulations. U r qualified to write the post utme. There r quite a number of u who keep choosing very competitive courses and as such become jamb customer every year. In OAU, u need to know how admission works. 4 courses like law, medicine and others had d highest cut off last year of 285 and 295 respectively. If u choose any of those courses and ur score is less than 280 in jamb, ur chance is very slim. The post utme exam comes up in july so, u need to keep reading now. For those who don't kno, d cut off is computed by adding utme and post utme and dividing it by 2. To those in sciences, courses with low cut offs r physics, chemistry, zoology, botany, agriculture,and so on. Those in admin or social science, u av public admin, lg studies and so on. U can still change ur courses now. If u still need any info, u can always call me on 08181203566 or 08062470912.
well, OAU are the 3 alphabets I've been singing all the days of my life and am sure by God's grace, assisstance, meticulous and wise reading this July or whenever, I shall come out gallantly in her test in Jesus' name- Amen! AND U TOO.
Poems For Review / Re: Write, Comment And Paste Your Poem Now! by gloatkenf(m): 4:19am On Apr 09, 2012
[b]
MY LIFE.My little life is walking ferociously hitter the path of bluntness.
The contents in my scalp are jumping but not for jubilation
But for ambiguousity and a state of scylla and chabdis.
Who to trust is who to thrust
Who to hate is who to love
To love is to hate to hate is to hate the more
To be naive is to be nice to be nice is to be naive.
To kill is to kneel to kneel is to be shot
What is going on is what has happened
What has happened is what must passover
The mystery of my life is marvelously fine
War is peace,
To have peace, to me now, is to fight wars
Mind of mine has been poisoned with experiences
Experiences that's wearing the look of dirt
Dirt that propels you to condescend
Mockery that patches like an amorous anarconda.
My world is full of tear glands
Joy a minute, melancholy, manifold.
No love lost, none found
What I think kill what I forget
My visage is full of shame
Shame that slaps me seriously like last night's lightning
World of mine, to me and to us is in her incorrect
Don't pet
I don't need a pet
A rest?
It isn't the best
Listen, feel sorry for a bard?
That's bad
It makes me sad
And compels to take pen to write out the sad
By my expression through my truth
I fish out the fine and the filth
Pretence!
I know the game
It's fun and full of pity haulings.
The world is war.
Cosmos can't exist without war
With myself
In the flock
Outside
You're not the bride
The chide
Isn't about the card
But about that seer when with my ma I have her blood.
I should believe yew?
Not even you
You are one of the reason to seeing that sea of blue.
How I wished I could sue.
[/b]
Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 4:07am On Apr 09, 2012
My name is Kayode Emmanuel. I had seated for OAU post utme twice, so this season, no doubt is crowning it my 3rd time. I failed(198 ) it in 2010 cos I wasn't serious and in the subsequent, though, read badly but cos of impatience and lack of concentration plus dummy mentality. Bros, I need your thorough assisstance dis time around. I want no more Bleep ups.
Sir, there is this rumour that,' we should only shade the ones we are at least 65-70% sure of and abandon those we aren't sure of.' Big bro, was that assertion or whatever erroneous or of reality? Cos am highly confused again o and am so so tired of seating at home doing daily cores for them when I should be in my lecture room eating lectures like a pack digestive biscuit. Aha! I had 250 in Jamb and hoping to be a law student o by God's grace o o o. Thanks, and am eagerly expecting your reply... More manifold mighty powers to your elbow- Amin.
Religion / Re: Now That T.B. Joshua's Prophecy Is True, Will You Visit/attend His Church? by gloatkenf(m): 6:24am On Apr 07, 2012
[b]Let me tell ye all the fact of facts. Jesus in Heaven voluntarily and submissively said He shall come down(as a perfect being or an angel) and come down to this digusting geographical location people called cosmos to die 4 d sins he didn't committed, aye, did he not come? He came, he with extreme sobreity to cleanse and purge us of old life the sole sake of new life. In the very process of actualising his heaven sent missions, he had to make man believe that he was truely sent, which I suppose, propelled him to cast out countless evil spirits from those that were possessed, those that were written and those that weren't, feed 5k and 4k miraculously with 5 bread and 2 fish and 7 bread a few small fish, walk on the sea, baptised, transfigured and the likes. Tell me nah, did the Jerusalem, his home town belief in him, nay, they don't, 'they say, 'is he not d son of Joseph the carpenter that we know pretty well?' Jesus said, I shall break down the temple and re-build it within trio days, what did people then do, their shameful actions, they would've stoned him to death afore his cruxifision, tell me reader, did he not break it down and rebuilt it within 3 days? God chats proverbially, nay, not as we do on facebøok or other www.com networks. PROVERB IS AN EARTHLY STORY WITH HEAVENLY MEANINGS AND INTERPRETATIONS. Apart 4rm Jesus, there are numberless seer in the OT that did prophesy, Elijah nko, he said there won't be rain and what did the people say, they and the king giggled and said he was babbling + bluffing + rambling +waggling, but, did it not occur? It didn't rain till he prayed dat it should. Why the heck on earth don't you say Elijah was a fake Prophet, tell me? Amos, prophesied in Judea, Amaziah and Jeroboam the 2nd mocked and called him 'prophet of doom.' So, let's not adjudge any soul, especially, those likely espousing God's route, for God had said, judgement is mine, not humans, so, if u judge, u're calling urselves Heaven who made the world and all that subdues it. If he is deceiving the world with one thing or ortherwise, let him ride on, if he's saying and doing things of truism, then let's tolerate him. Believe me fellas, apart 4rm being his fanatic, 'WHATEVER U AND I DO TODAY TOMORROW SHALL TELL.' Aye, when there won't be an amendment but to await being adjudged by the most-high, on the basis of our deeds while on the soil. I will urge u to have your Jesus or Allah personally and let Jesus or Allah has you personally. Apart 4rm God and perhaps satan, you know who ye are in the secret and I know whom I am in the secret. On those basis is it that every man is going to be adjudicated on. Peace![/b]
Poems For Review / Re: Write, Comment And Paste Your Poem Now! by gloatkenf(m): 6:12am On Apr 07, 2012
Please, my lovely love! Pleace!
Yes, my light life shall ache; as in heart-quake
Correct, from ages to ages
If your lovely love insists to forsake
Me, by entertaking a large pace
Betwixt, please, for heaven's sake
Wait, cos, in this wild cosmos
Without you, my hale shall sit in a shameful stake
So, please, let our hearts remain ever glue-like close.
Don't adjudge me for my now
Morrow is what's core now
You've showed me that sex now is a fine mundane
But, morrow, more cutesy than Barak's plane
Well, may heaven help me
Cos, a delicious damsel want me to taste her thorny pussy
But the mo I recall Christ and you - Yemi
I always took an unending race away from her temptuous vicinity.
Poems For Review / Re: Write, Comment And Paste Your Poem Now! by gloatkenf(m): 6:05am On Apr 07, 2012
Myne White: Who still writes with Aye, and Bard, etc.

And what is yawed yam?
Though, aye is archaic or anachronistic but but me no buts about the rest words, they're world-widely acceptable and believe me ma, anything or word is kinda tolerable poetically, yep, on the basis of poetic license
Poems For Review / Re: Write, Comment And Paste Your Poem Now! by gloatkenf(m): 5:57am On Apr 07, 2012
Myne White: Who still writes with Aye, and Bard, etc.

And what is yawed yam?
aye means YES, bard means A POET or POEM WRITER etc.
'YAWED YAM.' YAWS is a disgusting disease that affect humans. So, by saying yawed yam that means the yam isn't good or venomous or poison laden and thereby may end ones life if ingested. OPPUGNANTS means Enemies. Thanks...
Poems For Review / Re: Write, Comment And Paste Your Poem Now! by gloatkenf(m): 5:57am On Apr 07, 2012
Myne White: Who still writes with Aye, and Bard, etc.

And what is yawed yam?
aye means YES, bard means A POET or POEM WRITER etc.
'YAWED YAM.' YAWS is a disgusting disease that affect humans. So, by saying yawed yam that means the yam isn't good or venomous or poison laden and thereby may end ones life if ingested. OPPUGNANTS means Enemies. Thanks...
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Religion / Re: Now That T.B. Joshua's Prophecy Is True, Will You Visit/attend His Church? by gloatkenf(m): 9:20pm On Apr 06, 2012
[b]Let me tell ye all the fact of facts. Jesus in Heaven voluntarily and submissively said He shall come down(as a perfect being or an angel) and come down to this digusting geographical location people called cosmos to die 4 d sins he didn't commit, aye, did he not come? He came, he with extreme sobreity to cleanse and purge us of old life the sole sake of new life. In the very process of actualising his heaven sent missions, he had to make man believe that he was truely sent, which I suppose, propelled him to cast out countless evil spirits from those that were possessed, those that were written and those that weren't, feed 5k and 4k miraculously with 5 bread and 2 fish and 7 bread a few small fish, walk on the sea, baptised, transfigured and the likes. Tell me nah, did the Jerusalem, his home town belief in him, nay, they don't, 'they say, 'is he not d son of Joseph the carpenter that we know pretty well?' Jesus said, I shall break down the temple and re-build it within trio days, what did people then do, their shameful actions, they would've stoned him to death afore his cruxifision, tell me reader, did he not break it down and rebuilt it within 3 days? God chats proverbially, nay, not as we do on facebøok or other www.com networks. PROVERB IS AN EARTHLY STORY WITH HEAVENLY MEANINGS AND INTERPRETATIONS. Apart 4rm Jesus, there are numberless seer in the OT that did prophesy, Elijah nko, he said there won't be rain and what did the people say, they and the king giggled and said he was babbling + bluffing + rambling +waggling, but, did it not occur? It didn't rain till he prayed dat it should. Why the heck on earth don't you say Elijah was a fake Prophet, tell me? Amos, prophesied in Judea, Amaziah and Jeroboam the 2nd mocked and called him 'prophet of doom.' So, let's not adjudge any soul, especially, those likely espousing God's route, for God had said, judgement is mine, not humans, so, if u judge, u're calling urselves Heaven who made the world and all that subdues it. If he is deceiving the world with one thing or ortherwise, let him ride on, if he's saying and doing things of truism, then let's tolerate him. Believe me fellas, apart 4rm being his fanatic, 'WHATEVER U AND I DO TODAY TOMORROW SHALL TELL.' Aye, when there won't be an amendment but to await being adjudged by the most-high, on the basis of our deeds while on the soil. I will urge u to have your Jesus or Allah personally and let Jesus or Allah has you personally. Apart 4rm God and perhaps satan, you know who ye are in the secret and I know whom I am in the secret. On those basis is it that every man is going to be adjudicated on. Peace![/b]
Religion / Re: T.B. Joshua Predicts Death Of African Leader In 60 Days by gloatkenf(m): 2:05pm On Apr 06, 2012
Adetayo100: Why can't this man predict how the nation is going to move forward
Aye, he predicted how this Nigeria of ours is going to fast forwards but naught listen or carry out what he said. Quintessence, he said," We are richly and bountifully blessed in Nairaland in term of mineral resources, crude oil and the likes, our leaders take profound delight in selling this gifts of nature to developed states(though it's gud but...) 4 the sake of pounce stallings and dollars and afore d twinkling of an eye, all the so called huge money had been looted by few heads." In addittn, he said," yes, we've this mineral resources but we should exchange them with sophisticated machines, technologies and or idears instead of collecting money that will finally land in the little basket of a man at the expense of the tatterring masses in the nooks and crannies of this state." Pls, who listened, uhm? Zero! That was just one out of the helps he had and is rendering 4 dis obodo Nigeria to be the best! So, find out afore jumping to conclusion. Peace! tongue
Religion / Re: T.B. Joshua Predicts Death Of African Leader In 60 Days by gloatkenf(m): 1:59pm On Apr 06, 2012
cynthiafred67: Na wah Oh this man again?? Na only bad bad things him dey ever see lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Aye, he predicted how this Nigeria of ours is going to fast forwards but naught listen or carry what he said. Quintessence, he said," We are richly and bountifully blessed in Nairaland in term of mineral resources oil and the likes, our leaders takes profound delight in selling this gifts of nature to developed states 4 the sake of pounce stallings and dollars and before twinkling of an eye, all the so called huge money had been looted by few heads." In additn, he said," yes, we've this mineral resourses but we should exchange them with sophisticated machines, technologies and or idears instead of collecting money that will finally land in the little basket of a man at the expense of the tatterring masses in the nooks and crannies of this state." Pls, who listened? Zero! That was just one out of the helps he had and is rendering 4 dis obodo Nigeria to be the best! So, find out afore jumping to conclusion. Peace!
Religion / Re: T.B. Joshua Predicts Death Of African Leader In 60 Days by gloatkenf(m): 1:58pm On Apr 06, 2012
cynthiafred67: Na wah Oh this man again?? Na only bad bad things him dey ever see lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Aye, he predicted how this Nigeria of ours is going to fast forwards but naught listen or carry what he said. Quintessence, he said," We are richly and bountifully blessed in Nairaland in term of mineral resources oil and the likes, our leaders takes profound delight in selling this gifts of nature to developed states 4 the sake of pounce stallings and dollars and before twinkling of an eye, all the so called huge money had been looted by few heads." In additn, he said," yes, we've this mineral resourses but we should exchange them with sophisticated machines, technologies and or idears instead of collecting money that will finally land in the little basket of a man at the expense of the tatterring masses in the nooks and crannies of this state." Pls, who listened? Zero! That was just one out of the helps he had and is rendering 4 dis obodo Nigeria to be the best! So, find out afore jumping to conclusion. Peace!
Poems For Review / Re: Write, Comment And Paste Your Poem Now! by gloatkenf(m): 2:18am On Apr 06, 2012
[b] A letter to my oppugnants!


To you that're my best enemy.
Now they're muttering-rambling, I'm apparently mad
Why am I always glad
I'm down and eating sand dusts and
Aye, yet nay sad
Did you pertake in the recent temptive elevating card?
I retort, nay! It wasn't ment for male that're bald
Uhm! Am I bald!
Enquire mad mummy, she shall negate the tread.
Aye, But for all bard
I am bard
Plus bad
Ask your tomfool dad
You won't know my stand
Even, lend me your yawed yam, pounded
I shan't tell yew let alone you of derision instead
Of being the backbone instead
You mutated to my best adversary instead
Look, take back your yams, cocoa and loaves of bread
I won't eat them , I shall man my stand
I would rather fast till I am dead
To ingesting that filthy bread of the dead
By you, me, into this you bamboozled
I am me
I am not that weezy
My star shall beat that of his, that's the reality
I have pa and magnificient mummy
They are no dummy
Wise, saga and are prayerful for me
My glorious days remain titchy
Believe me you and you, them, you shall see
And you shall be taken aback in itchy, till you lose your miniature memory.
I'm merciful in history
But, your back-bitings and vipurations has alterated the story
But, I shan't wish for you a state penury
But, soonest, you shall become coy 'n' amazed by my story.
It shall reach you, nay eager nor anxiety.
Lastly
Yours amicably.
[/b]
Religion / Re: T.B. Joshua Predicts Death Of African Leader In 60 Days by gloatkenf(m): 1:42am On Apr 06, 2012
Tropilo:

I would have clicked you a "Like", but for ur use of language. As Christians we should always be very mindful of our speech. Remember, its not what goes into a man but what comes out...! GOD be with you.
[b]
Believe me bro if you belief, this world is dying stealthily as a result of stiff-neckisms and d delebrate dejection of real realities. See, liking or hating my comment means uuum zero to me, but what I would love to smuggle into the ears through the eye balls of you readers is that, going to churchs or mosques every damn Sundays and dailys isn't good enough but having your own Christ or Allah as your saviour and your pillar in the time of tremulous thunderstorms. And whether you all like it or not, what will occur will occur and what won't won't. When we think, let's think forwards and backwards, not just forwards or otherwise, inorder for you and I not to commit a terrible mistake; ok, If our prophet or any prophetic being say that something shall happen on a so so time, date and year and it failed to occur, what would you say, "prophet of end time?", "prophet that wants congregations manifoldly?", "prophet with satanic power?", "prophet with bla bla n bla..." but if it happened, then we would start muttering such prophet to be a "prophet of doom" just as in the case of Amos plus other strong seers in the OT of Bible. I am a strong fanatic of Emmanuel tv and T B Joshua and his wisemen, I love how he/they works/work wonders through the uttering of the name of Jesus Christ nay Ogun, Oya nor his/their name(s). And if all is just a pretence, then, why over-bordering ourselves with what we shouldn't a titchy worry ourselves about, uhm? We shall be adjudge on the basis of our hearts, minds, mouths and deeds on the soil in the end of our surjourns here, when this fucking cosmos has ceased existing. Have your God and let God has you, that's the logic pals. Peace![/b]
Religion / Re: T.B. Joshua Predicts Death Of African Leader In 60 Days by gloatkenf(m): 4:18pm On Apr 04, 2012
[b]He's a real prophet or man of God, aha! Whether you like it or naught. Let me ask you this one question; who are you to know if one man of God is real or not? Are you God? Okay, is it not stipulated in the holy book of xtians(BIBLE) that do not adjudge for judgement is of God, so, if you try and adjudicate a soul in the route of Heaven or otherwise, then, you're indirectly calling yourself God who made Heavens and earth and all that subdues it. Aye! I heard some dickheads or tomfooleries muttering a bunch of beautiful nonesense up there that, God no more speak to humans, that He aborted the communication betwixt, countless ages ago, who tell you that? Who or what confirm your so-called philosophy for you, permit me! God was yesterday, now and the morrow, what he did, he can do and can still do. Aha! You must be "Ajeri" or "Jehovah witness" those that came to my door step prowly and rambled into my good and godly pinnae that Christ Jesus aint coming anymore or won't come again. That's just one out of manifold or legions. You know what? I call you people 'funny stuffs' and 'sinful heads' that need to penitently repent afore it's too late. So, let's not judge any, dump judgement in the hands of Heaven, let he that deceives continue his deceits and bedevilous ethics and tolerate he that speaks truism always to continue non-stop, believe me sincerely fellas, if you belief , 'whatever we sow, whether good or bad, tomorrow shall tell.' Zero alcove for you to hide on that mighty day of questions and adjudications let alone a masonry.[/b]

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Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 4:11am On Apr 02, 2012
[b]With God's help plus thorough, wise and diligent studing, this 2012 is my year in Jesus' name- Amen... 250 in Jamb, I thank God o, but, people dat're close to me are saying my facade is too dull as if something awry occured but, the reason 4 my look-warmness i.e my drab facial expression is that 'A WAR ONLY ENDS WHEN ANOTHER BEGINS.' Another battle, the main battle is drawing prowly towards us(OAU POST UTME CANDIDATES), Jamb, was just d intro, the main song is the post utme/jamb; so, may God be with us all and make us excel in the end of it all. OAU post utme isn't a child's play o, infact, to be blunt, it isn't just for brilliant students/candidates, but na for wise, diligent, conscientious, focused and conscious students/candidates. I had tasted OAU post utme twice, this one is crowning it my 3rd seat. Believe me sincerely if u belief, OAU post utme's taste isn't sour, bitter nor sweet, but the admixture of the trio. Read, study, aye, betwixt the lines and hand everything Jesus's hands in extreme prayer and fasting and God shall do it swiftly just like that... Peace in Jesus' name and best of luck to all of us here aspiring to be a OAUITES as students there used to call themselves. Thank you. Sincerely yours!!![/b]
Education / Re: OAU Admission For 2012/2013 Session by gloatkenf(m): 4:03am On Apr 02, 2012
Believe me fellers, mentality or psychological aspect has a lot to contribute to the success of man in life. My negative and dummy mentality made me and my head to be disgraced and profoundly battered by OAU's post utme last season. I'd 243 in Jamb but 192 in the post. Your mentality has a lot, infact, bounty on what you and me shall come out with in the post utme. Let's study harder, wiser, more diligently, conscientiously, with superb consciousness and with God's unflinching backups, then, success shall be ours jammily in Jesus' name- Amen. Thanks!!
Education / Re: JAMB/UTME 2012 Result Is Out! by gloatkenf(m): 2:44pm On Mar 31, 2012
Aggregate = 250 Christian Rel. = 65; Lit In Eng = 65; Government = 64; Use of English = 56; ============================================================================================================================GOD, I THANK U O, NO BE BY MY SILLY MANLY MIGHT BUT BY UR MIGHT AND CONSTANT UNFLINCHING BACKUPS. Thank you pals and I gladly wish us best of luck in the post in Jesus' Christ's name-AMEN. Thanks!.
Education / Re: JAMB/UTME 2012 Result Is Out! by gloatkenf(m): 10:03am On Mar 31, 2012
Fellers and belles, Jamb computer engineerers are tediously working on a new site or portal, where candidate will or can only be allowed to check his/her UTME result from with little or nay impedement. But, why, did they delay such development till this wee hour? Where were their brains? They should've created this portal even afore the promulgation that the result is out. This nation is just dancing backwards not forwards day by day. I aint no why o.
Education / Re: JAMB/UTME 2012 Result Is Out! by gloatkenf(m): 12:43am On Mar 31, 2012
Fellas and gentle damsels, I learnt from a reliable source, a source which I mayn't disclose with you here in nairaland that, JAMB intently shut down their website, specifically, result checking portal afore twilight of last Friday due to over visitation by candidates that want to know their scores at the same time, so, this lone worthless reason, made Jamb to decide to shut down Jamb.org.ng and promising to on it soonest and also, on the basis of probability, going to launch another link at which candidates could check their results from. Peace and best of luck in Jesus' name. And, don't halt praying, anything is mutatable by God. God helps!!!
Poems For Review / Re: Write, Comment And Paste Your Poem Now! by gloatkenf(m): 5:10pm On Mar 29, 2012
Yes, I am a young poet. Please, write poems or paste your poems and let's comment on/about its hidding meanings or pictursque interpretations... Waiting!!!

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