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Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 9:55pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
Fynestboi: DNT JUST STAND DEIR ABEG VOTE 4 UR BESTIESo l u w a t o l a...gbam... |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 9:50pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
Fynestboi: WHO DO U VOTE 4?Tola of cause... |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 9:48pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
TOLA WOULD DO O, SEE, SHE'S AN HUMBLE TYPE, I TESTED HER AND SHE PASSED... TOLA AS D VICE... ME VOTEs SO... |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 9:44pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
Fynestboi: who is mikkie?mikkie31 |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 9:36pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
It'd be cooler and even hotter to have a male President and a female vice... Dat apart, Tola's been so responsive, kudos to her, I mean, inspite d fakt dat dia is fewer females here... |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 9:31pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
Fynestboi: 2.TVP[THREAD VICE PRESIDENT]Tola jae, I vote for Tola |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 9:30pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
I don't tink Mikkie should b 4gotten in all these gorgeous post... Na him I vote for... I am all ready dreaming... |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 9:21pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
michaeltotti: see has evry full for here sha....abeg mke boko lo no her place ooooo..amin o |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 9:13pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
So, Amen to all the adura in Jesu's name, Amin... Don't forget to talk about wages/salaries o, in the end, just reminding... |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 9:04pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
...and let the show BEGIN nah...people go sleep nah... |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 6:45pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
michaeltotti: if u nt dia..we go edit ya cut off mark so it will b high..na omole talk dt..so b diaisu allrice... |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 6:28pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
michaeltotti: jux comin out of barn..*what av i done dt i earn d bann sev?ah no abuse anyone nw...*sad face..opelope fynest sha..5days ban no b small tyn...*tyard*which cut off? Boko haram go storm oau campus...niyen o... |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 6:25pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
God is patient o...ehn, 9ja, one of the known richest/wealthiest nations on earth just now, just to meet the demands of ASUU nikan, 'em come dey spread complaints... If I were God ehn, I would slap the black off the face of Jonathan first and then kia drain all the Crude oil and food stuffs piam like that ehn, to teach a big lesson nah... #God, well thanks to you for being a #patient Father of creation Direct our noble course Guide our leaders right Help us youth the to truth know In #love... *sad* |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 6:24pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
Samtolly4JESUS: hmmm its true oooehn o... |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 5:49pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
Samtolly4JESUS: sire, I for recommeded to to Chinua Achebe, its a pity iyaf dead!.... But his manhood is still with us!Ose jae... Wole boy still dey grow his white hair too |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 5:06pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
This is a poem I wrote when I learnt that FUNKE - that famous Yoruba actress had divorced again... [b]Title: ...a man can't...a woman can't... Celebrities' and...everyone... Film industries... Why must most African actors in those classy mags? See something's slaugthering us and yet we are loving it Let's not lie to ourselves for once for fore This is clear craziness Let's let trust go along with any relationship... See some Funke's broken her finger rim again Manifolds of her colleagues are in the same shitty seat See, a woman can't exist without a man See a man must cuddle up with a woman or else... What is it in this that must that this (that) vexed them so? Why must you serve him, I meant her with a divorce paper A divorce paper is a death sentence... Don't you know, damn it...? Damn it my mummy, why's mere money marring the macrocosm inthese modern days? The world is dying by deceit of deceit Am not sore surprised a jot, so, don't we all ask him to do same? So by that we've all rendered our dinings dyed of deadly dilly-dallys of hanky-pankys And then now rendering the fine face of our havens in higleddy-pigleddy hence Be truthful in your parts Or else... See, see your gorgeous raiments in public place Becoming a loosened big painted pants plastered with plentious pretty pitiful pits... http://www.poetfreak.com/text/231116/...a-man-cant...a-woman-cant...-celebrities-and...everyone.html [/b] |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 4:55pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
buzyguy: mayb u had unnoticeable fewer or drunk to d brim,dnt fnk awo cld mak u vomit. Na d neatst villa 4oau city b dat oo no be joke oI ain't a drunkard nor was I drunk then...I sabi wella wetin I dey talk...nonetheless sha, I'd love to hostel at Awo... |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 4:16pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
papindinho: G-flakes = garri k-straw = kulikuliehn ehn, is all rice |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 3:44pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
Fynestboi: u dn mixing no be smalling... Lolxlemme blend in nah, wetin be gflakes, GUN FLAKES abi? |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 3:36pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
OAU things are always different, in fact, AAUA'S trend ehn, don't even lemme talk about it ... Worth harm high mixing? I think ehm...talking about hostels is too early abi? But guys, awo's the neatest hostel, but I vomited the first day I pay the hostel a brief visit...hmmmm! |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 1:24pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
papindinho: lolz.... U don jonz o. Lolz...az injust a joke jae... |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 1:09pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
[b]Pastor- ...so is there anyone in the church with a testimony... Yeah come on bro, come and share your testimony... Brethren will need it... Bro. Testifier- [sigh] Good day to all and sundry, I thank God first of all, but second of all I won't wanna waste time at all, I was admitted, nah nah, not hospital, I am talking about school, a varsity, I wouldn't love to mention the name ehn, but the name began with O and ends in U hmmmm... Thanks o, may God bless us all... [turned back to d pastor, held the mic toward him i.e am done testifying...] Pastor- What! The congregation can't learn a thing from your testimony nah, you even ended your testimony with a long 'hmmmmmmm...[sigh]' elaborate it brother... Bro. Testifier- Okay my pastor, I was admitted but I rejected the admission kia cos am a virgin... I was given B/F, no not the one you all are thinking about, I was given BLUE FILM for God's sake...imagine...! [Pastor and all the congregation fainted immediately, except GLOATKENF, everyone was resuscitated after 7 Sundays...] #self composed and improvised...![/b] |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 12:47pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
Oluwatola5: Lolzz....nuffin spoil sha, is 2 enta d@ matazABI NAH, DA BE D KOKO... DAT'S D KOOKO... |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 12:41pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
Oluwatola5: Actually no insult wuz intended, wuz jxt airin out my view... Sowi if u find it insultive and all odas u c it d@ way, am sowiand ehm, if I was too mean, sorry... Let's keep posting...shey? |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 12:33pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
Austinobisnr: As we expect the 2013/2014 admission list ofYou know what, thanks...! |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 12:26pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
T.ice:dey park your loads. If u be a girl, don't forget ur tights but if nah guy, kia tag along your boxers and etc... |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 12:21pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
Oluwatola5: abi ooo, congrats egbon mi, will accpt ur request.....if u get admittd 4 english den i wld meet u 4rm tym 2 tym in ur deptNo lele honestly but ehm, I'd prefer Political Science jae, I love anything political like hell/extremely... |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 12:15pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
Oluwatola5: Abi, till dey hear 'OAU's Admission List is out'....but we no go vex, God sha has proved it d@ we arent jobless pple das y we post, He now rewarded us wif mumu departmental cutoff marks d@ ar jxt walk-overs 4 us...lady, sailing through needn't making you turn insultive nah, some couldn't even score 199 in their jamb results let alone coming for Post Jamb, even those with the same combo as yours, everyone has his own reason(s) for doing anything and or everything... Wishing us all all the best, and to those that couldn't make it to the cuts, hope still yapa yaski ehn, just don't sit down at home, wake up and seek assisstance, FROM THE RIGHT PEOPLE, REAL PEOPLE AND DON'T BRIBE, but you can try and be appreciative sha o... Yet, God's the best assisstant.... |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 11:58am On Aug 17, 2013 |
Oluwatola5: D@ dept 2 wicked ooo, coz is a double-hons course das y dey now raised d bar lyk d@, well i 10nk God i dusted dem sha, double-hons, here i com....#marchin majestically#you meant English edu abi? Mine is Political Science...and ehm, I have sent you a request... 2go things... I chose english as my 2nd choice but not edu sha... It's cut off is 222 too...! Congirati... |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 9:46am On Aug 17, 2013 |
Ghydyon: i tink dat dis is for pol sci in social science not pol sci edu...i tink that guy/man is rite...which is urs?edu or social scienceSOCIAL SCIENCE |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 8:55am On Aug 17, 2013 |
ENG EDU MERIT 240,EKITI 212,LAGOS 215,OGUN 212,ONDO 221,OSUN 212,OYO 214,ELDS 200.....POL SCI MERIT 222,EKITI 217,LAGOS 220,OGUN 216,ONDO 217,OSUN 221,OYO 221,ELDS 215 |
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 8:46am On Aug 17, 2013 |
Kejilee: wats ur agg223 |
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