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Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 7:56am On Aug 21, 2013
Oluwatola5: Empty Hen is our family ntwrk, i cant port away totally...
YOU ARE RICE, TOTALLY RICE. GOOD MORNY TO YOU.
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 7:35am On Aug 21, 2013
GOOD MORNY TO ALL, IN JESUS' NAME. HOPE YOU REMEMBER YOUR NAIRALAND FRIENDS IN YOUR EARLY MORNY PRAYER THIS MORNY! DO SO, IT WOULD HELP, MAY GOD HELP US ALL...
EHM, IN LIFE, IT'S NEVER O'ER TILL IT'S FINALLY O'ER (in our caskets) ... THAT'S THE SOLE REASON WE MUST ALWAYS TAG GOD ALONG IN SUCCESSES OR FAILURES, TRIALS OR TRIUMPHS ETC... ONCE AGAIN, MAY GOD HELP US ALL. AND EHM AGAIN, THIS HAD BEEN SAID MANY TIMES BY US, EVEN BY ME, IF I HAD GONE EARLIER ENOUGH TO CONNEX WITH MANY MORE PEOPLE, PERHAPS, MY ADMISSION WOULD'VE CLICKED AFORE NOW, GOD'S TIME'S THE BEST THOUGH, BUT IF YOU LACK BEHIND, ON THE BASES OF THE CUT-OFFS, TRY AND CONNECT WITH REAL PEOPLE, AND NOT JUST ONE PERSON, CREATE ALTERNATIVES, IF MR. A FAILED TO HELP YOU IN THE LONG RUN, BRO. B MAYN'T BUT IF MR. A AND BRO. B BOTH, FAILED TO HELP, PERHAPS SISTER C WON'T... CALL 'EM ON REGULAR BASES, JOKE WITH THEM, BE APPRECIATIVE AND DON'T FORGO THE PRAYERING FACTOR... GOD HELPS...
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 7:18am On Aug 21, 2013
[b]
JOB'S FRIENDS...

Job was blessed bountifully isn't it?
He would sleep in sixty six thousand houses at a time
At a time eat cows that were found in dinos
Once eaten by big boas
He would put on plenty of precious raiments who dare gloat?
God would open all His heavens upon his roofs
Would wet his farms in the pacific ocean when the climate went wet
Had billions of beauteous belles at his bidding speed
Mate every second God wouldn't say a word
Friends and fiends would fall at his flat feet foaming for help
He would give it out without looking back or front
The services were all there
I saw him in diluge of blood
What are you doing Job?
Was just done jugging down the necks of zillions of zero-blemish cattle
The burnt offering to God
The fear for the Father of all creation was very vary and far
Children can't be counted
Too many like stars in each planet in my geography texts.

The gate got opened to the Old Nick
Plentifulness returned to penury
Penury went along in inviting precious calamities
Calamity helloed caustic conundrums with her cunning cryings
Peaceful peace reverted to piece of pieces
Houses were moulded overnight to plummet kinky maggots
Cactus plants and pins out-grew suddenly on his favourite playing pitches
Pitches where he would dine with his many better halfs
Missuses
Where now, none can be found
They'd stayed out of bound
Each with her background
Now the poor friends of those times are here with bad good pieces of advice
Leave God and keep your head straight Job
Denile that Bleep is He really breathing?
How on earth should a good God make a good fan gain loss
Like these
To this present?
Denile
Mock
Sin
Run away
See us now we are more blessed
Join us we who serve no God
Just the baal and few more other wooden gods in fact
See where are your wives?
Children and serious servants?
Dead and gone
The houses had been burnt to pebbles
The right rafters had fallen
The ceilings had been carried astray by winds' wings
One was found in the wilderness
Of sin but the rest are in Egypt
Farms had torned
Your beasts had fallen
Your posterities are surely doomed
For your offsprings had long died
Dump your sacrifices
We are your good friends but
Now with all this we are turning back
Face your sun and night
We have the morny.

Job replied to their friendly facts
Thus God has blessed me more than anyone of you
Good friends leave me
All these curses are blessings
Go away with your wrong ways
Let me enjoy my cursed blessings
For the time has come to remember today accept to regret
I am a blessing
Fly away fiendish friends
God why did you all these?
These friends are wolf-dovish ones
There darkened-angelic smiles averse your verses
Their encourgments are sore-discourging
Father bless the more my revelation
Now.
http://www.poetfreak.com/text/237855/jobs-friends.html
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Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 5:13am On Aug 21, 2013
Olastep1: Hellllo guys... How are you all doing...? Its great to meet you doing well!
Congrats to those who scaled through the cut-off. Its a thing of joy and i'm so happy with you.

Although, in reality; each one of you has reasons/purpose of bagging an University degree. But my friend, We need to steer clear of this poverty of ambition, where people want to drive fancy cars and wear nice clothes and live in nice apartments but don't want to work hard to accomplish these things. Nothing good comes easy. It isn't easy but its worth it.
Have a good time for yourself this crucial period. Rely solely on God and do not trust your marks. Find some moments each day to think about your future. Gain new insights. Meditate on your plans and goals. Dont be too lousy. Infact, OAU is not for lousy fellas!. I guess you know what i meant...?. Humble yourself even to those who arent up to you. Remember that you stil have new and greater heights to climb!!!

And if you didnt meet up to the cut-off. Relax. It is not late. You stil have a better and wider chance of being admitted.
You know what you'l do...? Just gather up yourself and photocopy your slips very well. Rush back to OAU immediately the strike is over. Meet a few stalites and go to your department and *walk majesticaly into any of the offices with confidence*. Beg, postrate, plead with anyone you find in the office either visitors or occupants. See, students no dey shame o o o. No doubt, no lecturer/staff dare send you out after those pleadings. Atleast, they'l offer some help.
Dont give up.
Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence.
Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent.
Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb.
Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts.
Persistence and determination are omnipotent. The slogan "press on" has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.

My joy is to see everyone in Ife and shake your hand and welcome you, yes U, to

Oko Awon University
and the
Only Available University

* please, dont quote *

Finally, my friend,

You're pretending this isn't your life. You think it's going to happen some other time. When you're dead you'll realise you were alive now.

God Bless.


———Olastep™
great... Ola, how far, it's been a while...how are your colleagues...?
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 8:02pm On Aug 20, 2013
Today's Diary...20th/AUGUST/13

[b]The mid-night things was completely of naught
I slept right in the south-west
Of my ma's bed
Afore it fully dawned I wake right beneath my ma's mat
Just in the tightiest corner of north-west
The dream was a nut
So it dawned
The prayers were played
The helpings were given
My duties, cursed chores
Ma'am arrived from her harp voyage
Was entertaken and stories were set free
Sixty of were sweet
The rest were sore
The sugar I was expecting was drained even afore mounting the moveable irons
Fibres afraid to come
Why?
'TOUCH' was on my mind
Keifer S.'s the main man
The little sugar were gannered
About buying after the float of the 5th commandment
The call came in
Snubbed
Another fellow claimed to be at the clarion centres
Ward Seven
Just at the back of my house
The thiefers are confessing the lies
I rejected not regreting for turning back from the pursuit
I returned and was blessed with shining shame
Shame came on me like a lock and loaded blessed blessings
I am blessed
Nairaland had been there since the morn
I did my utmost too 2go and facebook
I called my honey but
The number you are calling is currently switched off
Please try again later
Thank you
Now, am busy being crazy with Rick Ross's Birthday with the fts' killing my brains
I am going insane but not mad
I look sad but am happy
My diary keep this please, do it snappily... http://www.poetfreak.com/text/237703/todays-diary.html[/b]
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 7:57pm On Aug 20, 2013
Today's Diary...20th/AUGUST/13

[b]The mid-night things was completely of naught
I slept right in the south-west
Of my ma's bed
Afore it fully dawned I wake right beneath my ma's mat
Just in the tightiest corner of north-west
The dream was a nut
So it dawned
The prayers were played
The helpings were given
My duties, cursed chores
Ma'am arrived from her harp voyage
Was entertaken and stories were set free
Sixty of were sweet
The rest were sore
The sugar I was expecting was drained even afore mounting the moveable irons
Fibres afraid to come
Why?
'TOUCH' was on my mind
Keifer S.'s the main man
The little sugar were gannered
About buying after the float of the 5th commandment
The call came in
Snubbed
Another fellow claimed to be at the clarion centres
Ward Seven
Just at the back of my house
The thiefers are confessing the lies
I rejected not regreting for turning back from the pursuit
I returned and was blessed with shining shame
Shame came on me like a lock and loaded blessed blessings
I am blessed
Nairaland had been there since the morn
I did my utmost too 2go and facebook
I called my honey but
The number you are calling is currently switched off
Please try again later
Thank you
Now, am busy being crazy with Rick Ross's Birthday with the fts' killing my brains
I am going insane but not mad
I look sad but am happy
My diary keep this please, do it snappily... http://www.poetfreak.com/text/237703/todays-diary.html[/b]
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 5:45pm On Aug 20, 2013
Oluwatola5: 10nks dr, lots of luv bro
yep, big thanks unto God jae...dr
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 3:49pm On Aug 20, 2013
Oluwatola5: Dis is 4 evry1. We can neva say a battle is over ora race is over until we cross d finishing line. Anytin bad requires prayers also, anytin gud requires prayers. If u didnt beat ur cutoff mark, all tinz ar possible 2 do wu bliv in miracles. Also dos wu were counted worthy 2 beat it, we shldnt 4get d God factor. In evrytin, rmber God...Dont conclude in ur hrt d@ it is finished, and u av gotten der alrdy. Dis is evn d tym wen we nid 2 pray fervently against d snare of 'almost der, but never get dere. Wether we bliv it or not, not evrybody lives up 2 d day of d manifestation of deir glory. We shld pray 4 d preservation of live, gud health and mental balance and also pray 4 all d goodies of life. REMEMBER:a closed mouth is a closed destiny
GREAT... YOU SAID WELL... AND KUDOS AGAIN TO YOU...
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 2:08pm On Aug 20, 2013
THIS WAS PENNED, THE DAY THE LATEST COUP IN AFRICA TOOK PLACE IN EGYPT...

[b]THE DANCE - PRO-EGYPT SHEDS...indeterminate...

The morrow is mainly ment-betterment
Not feared or even predicted
Such a state in that state your state is ment to be looked on as in let's await the his best or his beast
The passers-by thrusting their kudoses aren't mad

Even reason keeps a reason for every reason
Let him let them hold the brooms up high as never afore
Those that are with quizzical visages perhaps to make him burn
His oppugnants I mean, what should you expect of a pretty dead corn?
Let him keep the stout stance so if he has a better plan

The dance-march should keep on going on
In zillion
Of 24's more like retributive spartans marching toward to the foe's zion
Why should any cast a blame on?

Not even one dancer is great enough to have a leg
We are all imperfect, if am wrong, expunge my right leg
For not even the most high is inspite perfect like an elegant egg
Could dance enough to satisfy His own created audiences kept in this round keg

The euphoria mo, the campaign looks sweet
To me, who knows perhaps the same source would repeat
The same even perhaps after the upcoming test
But before then it is best to appreciate
The efforts of any dancer dancing just to make mould up of strength
To make life look hyped with harp and hope via his plenty proper pretty jest
That was my own v-necked vest
Yes, if I were to call the dancer the latest
Coup in Egypt
And the passers-by are the masses that'd flown out again like an insect
To protest... http://www.poetfreak.com/text/225549/the-dance.-egypt.html ... 'Le go, keep posting anything
Wen I yan anything I meam any goddamn thing
Even if na nonsense post am wella
We go read am gba...'[/b]
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 1:53pm On Aug 20, 2013
Samleke77: Hi guys, its bin a yl..... Well all for d best. M in 4 POL SCIENCE
*fynest I see you oh! Hope u remember ur Pal we no follow u chop dat eba nd vegetable soup? *smilez* How I wish kolade was here, he was a great guy bt God knws y sha* I can c u nd everyone else r doing a great job here, by d way shalom to u guys..... Its bin a yl.
Well nw dat we v crossed d bridge of jamb, post jamb and cutoff.
I nid to raise dis issue bt nt to instigate fear thou bt to enlighten ourselves on d next hurdle to cross.
I kinda had a discussion wit a friend in sch abt admission list, registration, accreditation blah blah blah.... And d outcome was kind of a so so circumstance wit an ambivalence portrait. Well I knw I shud wait till we get to d bridge of registration inter alia b4 attempting to cross bt I tink its nt a bad idea if I v d full info, details nd fully equiped b4 getting to d bridge to cross. I nid, most pple nid to knw sometins here. Wat exactly hapens @ registration/accreditation nd wat r d causes of last minute denial of admission.
*note m nt trying to bring in fear bt to clear my wind pipe on d matta on ground, we have dwell long enough on our past achievements its neva too soon to look ahead.
A book once told me dat
if ur past achievements of yesterday still looks big to you then u'v nt achieved anytin yet. Great pple try to set records nd beat their own records too... I hope y'all get wat m saying*
I strongly believe we are all admitted cus I can feel SCHOLARS in d house.
GREAT of the GREAT among the GREATEST GREAT OAUIFEites(SCHOLARS)
The sky is our stating point....
Samleke77 on 2go
oyaaaaa nah...yiiiiiii...let's go dia...! Mate, how nah... I am JODEKSS...2GO!
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 9:46am On Aug 20, 2013
Kejilee: Federal Government’s meeting with ASUU ends in deadlock again

By Phillip Eta on August 20, 2013

The resumed negotiation between the federal government and the Academic Staff Union Of Universities (ASUU) has once again reached a stalemate.

At the end of a closed door meeting which lasted for about three hours, Chairman of the Needs Assessment Implementation Committee, Governor Gabriel Suswam announced the launch of N100 billion by September 1 to address infrastructure deficit in all universities across the country.



The federal government further approved an additional intervention of N30 billion to be released to university council as against the initial N92 billion demanded by ASUU to resolve the issue of earned allowances.

Secretary to the Government of the Federation, Senator Anyim Pius Anyim told journalists that the fund is only to clear off the backlog but would need to verify ASUU’s claims.

President of ASUU, Proffesor Nasir Faggae however noted that the government’s intervention move is tantamount to a re-negotiation of the 2009 agreement, which would not be accepted by the Union.

 
stalled again, indefinitely... ASUN why nah...chai...! ;o
Education / Re: AAUA 2013/2014 Admission by gloatkenf(m): 7:13pm On Aug 19, 2013
I dey hear say d kut-offs have been pasted... How tru is dat?
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 7:11pm On Aug 19, 2013
papindinho: I heard their cut-off marks has been pasted o.....
damn, how can we know d cut offs nah...av u konfamed urx?
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 5:42pm On Aug 19, 2013
notime3555: boss i no even know weda i sail or i no sail thruu. Bcause i neva check pume .anybodyyyyyyy wey no how i fit find result checker should help oooooooo
aaaaaaaaaaah, is this a joke or what...? shocked
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 3:49pm On Aug 19, 2013
[b][This is just the 7 days poeticised chronological arrangment of the happenings that happened to me afore I sat one of the most important entrance test[OAU P.JAMB] in my life on this pin-full terrace- earth... I aced through but... The most signifant and preter-thing about this poem is that, I intentionally chose not to use any personal pronoun that would make the reader think or trace the whole events to me, just trying to leave the reader a bit dazed, poetically of cause! Thanks...hmmmm(sigh)!]

7 DAYS DIARY...
Now the mo is marchin' more and more, more closer
The shape of the steadiness is
kind of solving simplicitly surely
What is meant to comely come
successfully
Though yet expected like a looming rain
Would pounce on silently somehow
With or without
It would wear the garments of 'came'
Even expected even from now till
the next 7 24's yet unborn
But Father finally make this the Z to make shine
Tired of seeing the spirit swimming in this shame-filled mine...
...and too the mind is mould-manic; madly steady to say glory
The shout of exhilaration and
nothing more such as gory
To He that is completely nothing,
something, some God
The shape shifting to the shade of being re-assessed is looming
Am sure of it we all are, you too,
spot him coming
Aye, the coming commanding
making brains to be boiling up
like toiling and moiling
Now back to the he concorcting
as Roman a clef
Everything had-having-has a
reason dump being deaf
Nothing won't solve to become
something vis-a-vis without a reason
But if at all in all in all you are aiming to break loosen
This to pooh-pooh this hey-won
hale, then thee is purely a perfidious pal
Naughty, the he cares but may God kill
the your ill fundal
Height of that to enjoin for this is
nothing more but of the mos mostly of nine and zed
But now, it is of being busy like
deliciously doomed
For for here, do we not harvest with an harvester
Peradventure what we buried in the farming place in the
predecessor summer?
...and now the saddle is stacked of dirt
Can't even move an inche even with a loosened belt
Hours ago there was this clown squalling melodramatically on BET
Couldn't even cry or odd smile for lusting
to loo's the mind-set
Father, push those things out
cherished, is liberty when on is the tempt...
...and but the shit still remain intact, even unto this morn
O whether wobbling out or nah, my off care is on!
Nay choice the caustic cap must be put on
For the fervour fluttering
forwards with the test is all ready on
Just, perhaps the next dawn.
The dawn when the decision is going to be decided
The fished fonts to make jackpot normally had been banged
Now the refurbishing is what is up before time become dead
For is it naught when it is pelting
That the bowls, pale pails, bouquets, should be set-seated
in
In the selfsame raining pitter-pattering?
So all that is aimed is para-surmonting
Even with El-Olam; complete impossibility is even nothing...
...and one needs nought a seeing
seer
Afore one can pinpoint heads that love one like a nice Suya.
So as the cap is about being switched on
On
Upon
See the well wishers waving their caring cares upon
For now the deal is sealed
The deeds have to be fully fulfilled
The strokes aye, will always keep depleting
Combing up downwards to make
mould of grig or blubbering.
Jehovah Tzidkemu so so prove
the meaning in this last incoming
coming
Please, but in even your bluff is called o'er this thing
Make the tail call for partying...
...and the cap was worn
The body is blinking, bad like a dying don
The hope and sureness are raised, toppest
As in, the defaults are all we await...
...and pertakers are all ready pertaking in shrieking merrily
...will have to win the way and then enjoin them presently...
...and as in in addition
We were made to be believed to believe that's our defaults
We were waggled on and made to believe that we need to wave
thanks
Inspite
See, the fact is, few, we were killed but we didn't die
Despite
No nothing if something is without something like nothing
So this is the the end of this whole thing... http://www.poetfreak.com/text/227833/...7-days-diary.html [/b]
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 3:20pm On Aug 19, 2013
An african thunder!

[b]Now, see the clouds are coming from the west
Matching in procession to present their best
In foamy-like theykiss one another
With empty enmity betwixt one another
The claps produced by the shriek of their kissings
Wakes a comerade's dead concubines
The kissing so silent that they always produce a loud baul
That can make a mere man go dull
Yes, that makes merry kids mould together like sheaves to ball.
The clouds are now pregnant
Ladden with water, they're laying off the pant
The rumblings andtremblings of all this make young dead heroes mourn
Right from there sepulchre when these are on
The cracking, rambling, racking are breaking the silence into shreds
Thunder, see thosedangling breasts packing their driedbananas
Mature man manning their horses to hide incase it
May be for their ill sakes that it's thundering, who knows what's what?
Belles, pilling theirtits well to submit their calabash
Afore the incoming of rain, cos it may be brash.
Aye, ageds are even shaken,
Asking
Little lads, isn't that thunder thundering?
Aye, baba, it's thunder tearing through the sky tattering our treesand vapourising
Those of malevolency in our kingdom
But massaging themost simple-hearted with his balm
Oh! Thunder,
You again with your shudders, well no wonder.[/b]
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 1:51pm On Aug 19, 2013
Oluwatola5: mayb prayers ar workin concernin d strike afterall
abi nah, sometin praya kant do, wetin else go do am... Make 'em juxt kal am off and make tinx sweet 'n swift...
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 1:43pm On Aug 19, 2013
Mikkie31: .bosses,abeq me sef do aaua exam and nah 50 i get for the exam. How their admission go be?
[b]Ehn ehn, I didn't choose AAUA at all, I am an 'OTHER.' And ehm, you divide your jamb by 8 added to your post jamb divided by 2...i.e jamb/8 + p.jamb/2= the outcome would determine your and or my fate when the cut-offs are released... And there is this one or twain things you need knowing too, AAUA's the cheapest varsity in Nigeria. She will never base her admission on mediocrity but on meritocracy i.e their's nothing like VCs list, Dean's list and the likes at AAUA. If one chose her as his/her first and second choice or just either of the two and had an aggregate that's too low 40-44%, cos of their good and crazy policy, even the 'others' candidate would first be considered. And ehm, I was also made to know that they aren't as OH HEY YOU that'd announce cut-offs for even goats to know and tell sheep to tell whales and the likes, they'd always have cut-offs yes, but they wouldn't paste or broadcast it, it's those that'd penetrate via their acidic check points that'd know 'em and try and make it known to all and sundry... Moreover, this is 9ja, their'd never be a 100% meritocracy o...gbam... And their's this common fact too, the mo your aggregate is 50 or 50 and above, you'd be given something ni sha... Isu all rice? Isu all rice rice? Isu all rice then... May God help us all... Can't hear your 'Amen!'[/b]
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 11:42am On Aug 19, 2013
notime3555: no even no sef bt make we wait for cut off mark abeg
Isu all rice but wait o, are you in for OAU too ni? Yes? Which course and I hope you sailed through!
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 10:54am On Aug 19, 2013
[b]That little boy - president Jonathan had endorsed #400 billion to ASUU jae and other tertiary educational organisations or sectors or interest groups... The meeting that brought about the endorsement of the billions of Naira was held yesterday at UNIABUJA...
It was gathered that the money is mainly meant for refurbishing and re-shaping the tattered looks of the Nigerian varsities from A to Z. The advocate on behalf of all the interest groups in 9ja that has to do with varsities said that, 61 varsities are going to take part in the sharing of the money which would be parity-bases and committees are going to be formed, to follow up with and guide all the schemas each varsities will make use of in utilising the hard-earned money just to impede any loophole via which dubious heads might want to penetrate via to thief same... He said 97 billion had been sent to the affected varsities gbam. Plus, the advocate stretched his words down to the heads of the non-teaching staffs in the government varsities and also poo-pooed this law, the law that was lately entrenched, giving under-aged the liberty to get married at will. He frowned on it and beseeched the government to retract his action by bowerdlering it to perhaps that under-aged education should be tolerated or totally abrogate the law who cares... Reporting, Jodekss GLOATKENF under the commands of FYNESTBOY...

Wait, you could go and read it yourself in the newspapers for more illumination... So, as a result of this good tidings, I kinda think the strike would die any mo from now... Peace![/b]
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 10:30am On Aug 19, 2013
notime3555: boss shey u be AAUA aspirant me sefff oooo.my score na 76 for pume wat of u boss. #LLB
54 jae, dem history crazy like mad... Whatsapp about 'em admission nah?
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 11:43pm On Aug 18, 2013
Gcool2: Ya second,i chose local government administration as 2nd choice while econz first choice
YOU'LL BE ADMITTED, NOT INTO AN HOSPITAL O, BUT OAU, SERIOUSLY, YOU'LL, BUT I CAN'T SPECIFY TO YOU WHICH LIST IT'D BE... Lots of luck sir...
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 11:35pm On Aug 18, 2013
LEMME GIVE AN ACROUSTIC AFORE SHUTTING DOWN...

N A I R A L A N D

N one in this world has never cried afore I
A m left with worthless choice naught to confuse my worthy self that
I n this world of war, peaceless and of pain we all live in
R ehinos of thanks could still be called out of same
A s in pain and weepings fill here and there sure
L ots of people had died and zillions are going somewhere somehow just now
A round them there and even more further apart
N onetheless isn't this us still breathing glory be unto God?
D one are the works of God certain, but but me no buts blokes for just now I say thanks, Jesus!
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 11:32pm On Aug 18, 2013
michaeltotti: hehehe..abeg we get underage here oo..like fynest,jakesund nd co.dnt corrupt em ootongue
Is all rice...

LEMME GIVE AN ACROUSTIC AFORE SHUTTING DOWN...
NAIRALAND

N one in this world has never cry afore I
A m left with worthless choice naught to confuse my worthy self that
I n this world of war, peaceless and of pain we all live in
R ehinos of thanks could still be called out of same
A s in pain and weepings fill here and there sure
L ots of people had died and zillions are going somewhere somehow just now
A round them there and even more further apart
N onetheless isn't this us still breathing glory be unto God?
D one are the works of God certain, but but me no buts blokes for just now I say thanks, Jesus!
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 11:07pm On Aug 18, 2013
If you are a political Science aspirant or about-to-be student, try and like this page https://m./245211845520785?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C8664417071 and try and ask questions, POLITELY, politely cos or in da sense that, majority of 'em there have passed out years back from OAU, am a member... Remember, this info is mainly for any that's a candidature of POLITICAL SCIENCE, be it education or social science.... I am 'JODEKSS' on 2go, and same on any social network -facebook.com, anyone can add me up, I mean anyone, even if you aren't from this world you are most welcomed by this little me... Peace... Bed yaaaaaaa...
SLEEP TIGHT
DREAM DELICIOUS DREAM OF DANCING IN THE AIR FLYING A FUNKY KITE THAT,
WOULD BE POSSIBLE IF YOU'D DO AWAY WITH YOUR TIGHT
GIRL GUY PUT OFF YOUR DIRTY BOXER LIKE TRYING TO DO A HOT SHITE
SCATTER ON YOUR MAGNIFICENT MAT
AS IF YOU'VE WON WORLD CUPS SOLVING 1+1=2 MATH... grin
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 5:38pm On Aug 18, 2013
Oluwatola5: Chei!!! Nah wch language u use spk d@ english?
of cause, englishi ni nah... Check out the latest advanced dictionary, EDITED BY GLOATKENF, you'll see that, ISU is synonymous to ITS and All RICE to ALL RIGHT...! grin
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 3:09pm On Aug 18, 2013
Harp Sunday to every one. I hope I missed nothing about the election tinx, I'd nah choice, me had to sleep ni jae, Finestboy as president and him ehm wife grin , sorry, assisstant/TVC - Tola right...! Remain functioning... Exeunt...
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 3:01pm On Aug 18, 2013
Oluwatola5: ok, i fink my dad's statement 'a tiger dosnt show its tigritude' explains y i apologised immediately
isu all rice
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 10:42pm On Aug 17, 2013
...and now dream world's calling my snorings, I am off to bed to sleep jae, so, congrats to Tola on this election *yawn* and most expecially, to the finestboy and to us all on the main celebration and for grace for those trying to seek assisstance, may He assisst us all... See ya all, in the morrow... *yawn* and may the good grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, glue to us all, from just now on and ever more, peace fellas... Farewell... [sigh] *yawn*
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 10:18pm On Aug 17, 2013
Adehwale: For d post of president,
.
Nominees are:
fynestboi, oluwatola, hausa
.
vice president-
jakesund, xkid, samtolly
.
perm. secretary- miracy, michalotti
.
asst perm. Secretary: phtemie, opebetty
.
Pub relation officer:
slasha, emmyleur1
.
Finacial secretary:
sleek_hoyeen, messilo
.
Welfare officer:
its_preety, onapepo1
.
Director of social affairs:
gloatkenf, afobam
.
Entertainment director:
just a nominee...papidinho

Most relevant poster on the threa: oluwatola5, xkid, fynestboi, jakesund.
wat's my name doing there ah ah ah, replace am with another person's name o, I came around just few 24's hours ago nah...
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 10:13pm On Aug 17, 2013
papindinho: make each candidate drop a post each and the voters shld like each votes according to who dey prefer most....
in fakt, it'x lyk u piked it in my brains. Dat'd be easier...
Education / Re: 2013/2014 Obafemi Awolowo University ::ASPIRANTS:: by gloatkenf(m): 10:07pm On Aug 17, 2013
Oluwatola5: wow!! So i cld b caught offguard? How did u test me?
By being too mean with my words toward what you did/say to those that shadow whatever today... Such was what happened on last years trend that erupted furious exchange of hell-like words which led to the blocking of the trend for days, and I was the one that bourne the majority of the blame then...in fact, that was mainly my why I kept looking till when it was saver, cos I mostly speak directly which may unintently turn tauntful or blushy but you, you kindly apologise and looked o'er it... Kudos... Oya, give her d post jae...

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