Tonisious504: This is serious o. Na only God fit save dis country.

YES IT IS NAH. AND YES, ONLY HEAVEN COULD MAKE THINGS LOOK NORMAL OR HAS IT HAS TO LOOK LIKE UNDER NORMAL BASIS FOR ALL SECTOR I CAN RECALL SO FAR JUST NOW ARE ALL OF CORRUPTION.

NOTHING'S STRAIGHT

Morny...
Noting these things, is a must for thee
See, to me
Set down this set down
This is another graceful dawn
We are still cos we're all loved
By Love himself
Listen up...
For life shall always be in an askew mode
Reset it always by being bold
Since the first morn, it'd been like that
Yes, the morn, perharps noon
Who knows, perhaps it's at night
Nay, in the morn or in the noon
Cos the twain had to trudge down to
The central square afore the munching down of
What was accursed
Nothing's straight here bloke
Since that mo
The more earth-man move to make it straight
The more, perhaps it signs up for, a newer strait
Life is in its dire days
Heaven is now peeping at, to see who shall be picked
For the fieriest and
the furrious time for that foe is fully at hand...
Yes, this tit-bit isn't a first-hand
Nor would it be the last-hand
Try and understand my stand, friend
Try to be my best friend my fiend☀

Hmm...Release these lists o, aspirants are dying stealthily of boredomness coupled with anxiety nah, most expecially, we LAW ASPIRANTS...Hmm...in 2GO...I'm 'JODEKSS'...let's pal up for exchange of tit-bits/or infos please o...Hmm...but all is well in Jesus' name nah...Amin...Amin...Amin...loruko Jesu!
SHALOM ALEICHEM!

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Ehm! Girl, to be blunt and not to be blind by the fact that our names aren't yet out, the C☺NVOCATI☀N should be the occasion that one should long to be part of and that should spur us to being the happiest..."FOR OF WHAT BENEFIT IS IT IN ALL SENSE TO MATRICULATE AND DIE/or GET EXPELLED or BOWERDLERISED (I forsake those in our stead in Jesus' name) ON A DAY AFORE THE CONVOCATION DAY? Nay, to me too cos we are all earth-man and cos I have spent 4 solid years at home doing house cores and or perhaps under the teaching hands of fate; MATRICULTI☺N will make me to be the most elated living thing on this wild macroscom but once our names are out in Heaven's name, may He bequeath the priceless privilege to matriculate and then in the long run convocate and to crown it all, get employed and make for the lineage thing upon us in Jesus' name...

I am a law aspirant and ehm...! To speak sincerely coupled with a God-fearing heart and mind, it remained 14 marks for me too to meet up with the catchment cut-off mark for OSUN indegenes, it stang but with Jesus, all things are damn possible, we have few good heads on the inside helping with the same though...

Fellers, please, let's get palled up for better patterings and core tit-bits about this mean issue on ground on FACEBOOK:- JODEKSS and or on 2GO:- JODEKSS... I am 'JODEKSS' EVERYWHERE... Shalom aleichem

abdullkabar:
amin oo.some pipul will devinately rerite jamb

Me shan't be one of 'em in Jesus' name. Nibo, mo taka osi danu nitemi jo jare!
Why did you think so ill like that chum? That's damn disgusting men!

abdullkabar: oau sha,jamb ò má ní pé jàdé

Abi o, e tire me o! Uhm! May God help ni o! Amin o!

Heys! Pause the worries a bit and enjoy this.On my way to the hotel☺☺☺☺☺☺.

[b]On one fateful day, I had to visit a big and popular hotel in Lagos, and I am from a ghettoed street in Osogbo, and had never had the privilege of going there before, not even while I was in my mama's womb.
So, I boarded an eighteen-passenger, to Lagos, when I got there, I drew out the address in my right pocket, I held it in my right hand, glancing through it, to know what's next, having come out, I tried and show it to patient cab drivers, one of 'em took me nearer to the selfsame hotel and I alighted at the nearest bus stop, and he advised me to trek the rest part that it's closer now that it shan't be that hard for me to locate as it was afore gettin' out of his cab!
Now, as I was wobbling in one the streets nearer the bus stop, with the address held vulnerably in my right hand and with a weary appearance all over and after few hours of trying to find it on my own in a pinchy sun but couldn't, a man, hobbled towards me, haggard and he spoke to me in the English language, 'I think it's cos of the way I dressed...'

The man:- My merritorious friend, why is sweats playing in your heads and then scoring all over your body, what is issue?

Me:- Ah! Thanks sir, I am on my way to Jodekss Gloatkenf international Hotel and had been trying for hours to get it on my own cos am sure it's nearest but to no avail, please, could you help me out?

The man:- Ah! The hotel is a popularest single we were chanced to has in this cosmopolitanisationised street of ours, if you really want to went there, it's a simple calculation, don't you know!

Me- Sir, please help me out!

The man- Okay! Uhm! From here, waecalise downwards, jambalise during second street at left leg, admissioned to your first left in that very matriculated street, keep on studing forwards in the street, very crowdy, blushy, thugry in every side, gamblers fighting, womaniser kicking and after all this, you could see a robust mansion, convocated in brown, the gate is been divorced in black colour, and don't englishly chat againt the gatemen, yorubalise your sentence and he could bombardedly let you demise into the hotel and that's it my son.

Me- Ah, big thanks to you sir, you've really helped me a lot.

The man- Ahaaaa! How can I tanked myself, he's welcomed!

And I said bye to the old man and kept searching the hotel and I got it but I suddenly developed a chronic head-ache and I was wandering why...

Me- Oh! It had to be the first class grammar I had to listen to today not even the hours I spent afore getting the location of where I was heading toward! Ah what a stressful day!

By- Jodekss!♠[/b]

[quoate authorWizarddprince]veryly veryly i say unto u intelligent people like u wi surely comprehend my comprehensible comprehension in such an egaliterian velosity.4 others not to miscontrue d intoto of my pooh pooh idoisicratic view i shal justapose my visions futuristicaly dis way;d chilly-chally atitude of oau hav been regard by d al known wizard(GOD)as tantamount to ungratefulnes and malicious towards heaven and humanhood(oauite). dis is punisheable by srike<dat is y dey are on srike>now we jambite meekly apeal d wizard to overlook oau crazymology and tenaciously end d srike.[/quote][b]I wholly comprehend your astounding pattern and supra-natural tenacity of explicating all the hobblings in the very mind of your spirit about the higgledy-piggledy or higgi-hagger stuffs our so called aspirated varsity is currently romancing with, just now, but, I am meanly assured of sole thing that Heaven that moulded what moulded that moulded the moulded that shall have the moulded to mould us lacking a few good mouldings soonest will make things work out the right time or when he thinks it's hightime. I think all of us should parley altogether and all together in fold-like as totally deferring from the gravity of the figures we aggregately had in the Jamb and the acid test or the sequel that we sat for by continuing or starting genuflection with the hand sobriethly folded and springed up with an utmost gentle countenance and start hauling thanksgivings and other kinds of supplications to Him and other things that're damn core with the faithful faith that they've have all ready touched down on the tarmac of God's incomprehensive kingdom and ratified for our benefits. May God help us all o, cos, being bombarstically talented or tenacious isn't the main thing o, uhm, the major thing even over all thing is to experience God's uncommon good grace 'n' favour. Sincerely yours☺[/b]

It was a fucking rumour that majority of facebookers and 2gosians all round yesterday and today shall encounter demise in a very nice mysterious ways. I am fucking sure that some follies or rather tomfools or campaign of calmumny inventors concorcted the rumour to batter and tatter the image of the Heavenly assigned man of God and his stout ministry but astoundingly, such stuffs are boostin' his velocity in term of fame and boomin' his root's stance the more in the stead of what the oafs expected. I am damn sure cos he and his TV strongly debunked the rumour moulded against 'em. May He be with us all even when it seems He is far away from us!☺.
I am seeing us in the merit list already in Jesus' name! So, browse via the computer village as much and as long as u like!☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺.

Wizarddprince: I hav begin to itemise my simple hydiosicratic notion of merit list through pony vidi on dis forum i am now begin to razzamatazz my apotheosis congratution to al of us as i am recumbent tonight.greatest ife!!!

[b] Hey, recumbent well (don't pee on the bed o) and pay meanest attention to this real reality about the rest cut-offs whose fates are most assuredly or yet in the hands of the school's Nasu body/admission officios to decide but which had now embacked on strike due to a or manifold core reason(s) blur to me but quite evincing to the dons at the top there in the selfsame campus that they won't be given liberty till I suppose the strike is culled off with the resumption of the ivory tower soonest. Wonder just keep wondering me, making my fathoming ability wobble against the semblance of his stout stance afore the erroneous tidings peeped into the mind of us, fresh fishes, but I've retracted my very valourity! I won't believe that or any filthy tiding till my, 'I will never disclose but reliable sources peep it into the tin holes of my titchy pinaes that the rest cut offs had been given an egalitarian right to flutter for their lovers to sight and streap-tease and peep-glance via.' This is my stand fellers and beauteous belles(if at all available). My ball pen ink is done walking on this now boredom thread for the main mo for goodness and God's sake! Sincerely yours, peepers![/b]

YOU'VE GOT TO PERUSE THROUGH THIS POEM CONSTRUCTED BY ME AND WAG WHATEVER YOU LIKE! PEACE
[b]=>Illuminati- the new world order.<=
Now,
Wonder keeps wondering me
For I was thrust into a gloomy
vision,
To explore illumination is the
mission
Therein,
Here is what I saw;
Things occurring just now is
repleated with naughtiness,
Affirmative
All, now, As I hobble flutterily
Like a flapping flamingo that lost a
fine wing
Into the blur zone of the earth's
reality
Area, where not even little light is
permitted,
Indibutable,
See them,
Here they come
The ganitors to the iron-gate of
hell-fire
The wild wide empire of serious
fire.
Illuminati- the new world order...
Who shall sit inthe seat of its emir
Contemplation looms in at the mo
of my arrival
Who else, but Lucifer
Blessed with mammoth accursed
acolytes
That shall borne the
responsibilitiesof the maelstrom
happenings in the long run of all
the runners
Aye, in the selfsame process,
I was nudged to proceed intothe
mistery of misteries
Hence, truismclinged to my scalp
and permeatedinto my brains for
my use
Plus, for the sake of any attentive
mankind.
Listen, they areenriched hyper-
bountifully with world's wealth
To the state of vieing to buy the
world herself with dollars
They that sit in the darkest part of
darkness
The new world order
The word makes my heart pounce
on spiny grass
And tore me to bare and left me
to shudder
Their world had torn the golden
garments of the world to shreds
Hence, shivery and scorchiness
In the both weather
What do you expect?
Whether this isthe real expected
sign or part of
Who knows!
Yes, the symbolis a triangle
With a treachery and deceitful eye
in its mid
What does it means?
But, the source of the spring
was...
The betrayal was misjudged
Sequelled with the eternal
rustication
Hence, they want to avenge
Cos he wants a revenge
O heaven!
Listen to the mournful mind of
this iniquitor product of yours
Make theirpurnishment be too
grave in the end
Heaven, open your mouth and let
down tens of thousands
thunderous thunders
And tear them and their outcomes
disintegrately
Roll off their generations aeonly
From the visage of the earth now
Make them mutter that youare
right
Even from the fore of all things
I beseech, make them kowtow on
your foot for food and fruit
Make their saddle be filledwith
pinchy rays of sun
Make their mind long to serve you
Now, do it in your ways
For who can fathom your
calculus?
Even with the craziest scientific
calculator ever progenitored
For who is worthy to stand in
your presence and talk like an
idiot palm tree?
For the world had been takenby
surprise
Heaven, I plea, peregrinate on
earth with yourmighty might and
surprise
And do your will; the sufferness
was too much on the crux.[/b]

Dhelake: Lwkmd!!! Abi o ... D guy won wound person wit gbagaun ... But broz, u sef no try o, na Pidgin nt pigeon

Abi nah, na pidging not pigeon english. Ehm! Make dem release d rest kiakia and know wat is wat and wat is not wat... But am sure, we are all ready oauites by Jesus' grace...

Moset G: why dont you go and hug transformder and if you think that will not do why dont you remove your father's room wall clock batery,it will taste good you know.Didirinsko abnormal DODO

GOD, I laughed fall 4rm bed, even tear gland dey gush out my eyes while laughing,"hug transformer?" dat na gate fee to the casket nah! U are damn funny man! Kudos jo... Money ko, Morny ni!

bisi16: Why is my name and Charlie boy's name not there?..rubbish. Mtchewwwwww!

GOSH, U ARE ONE OF 'EM? I FEAR U O, BUT I FEAR GOD OF HOST PASS YOU LYK MAD! Gogoshhh!

What me believes is simply that, any head single-handedly stretchin' forwards his/her hand and unfolding the squizzed, tattered and accursed ten/five fingers with either frowned/franked/funny face is probably a 99.9% dubious mind. Be watchful, me has been to the campus with me very papa to solicit utmost assisstance from 'em(donned legs), and, zero requested a dime, they all said,'keep praying, fasting, hoping and pressuring us' till the war fades away in our favour(by God's good grace). Don't let any damned, doomed, dubious heart deceive you into his/her spiny hands o, he/she/they may pierce u pitilessly into shreds and deject you instantly to mourn yourself till eternity. Pray and seek God's assisstance first, and then man's should follow... Please, please, but things are getting funnier here, well, may JESU make us luckier o, this year(2012/2013). Amin!.

oduz:

Na wa O, Nobel laureate, all these grammar because of this NL co-operative Society wey we dey do, No problem sha, you don win congrats

thanks, but grammar or no grammer can't gif me or anyone certificate na, na school, and surprisingly, the supposed school is rather playing on the certificate as if it was a football pitch!

[b]=>Michael (Prince) of Kent
Michael of Romania
Miliband, David
Miliband, Ed
Mittal, Lakshmi
Moreno, Glen
Moritz - Prince and Landgrave of Hesse-Kassel
Murdoch, Rupert
Napoléon, Charles
Nasser, Jacques
Niblett, Robin
Nichols, Vincent
Nicolás, Adolfo
Noyer, Christian
Ofer, Sammy
Ogilvy, David - 13th Earl of Airlie
Ollila, Jorma Jaakko
Oppenheimer, Nicky
Osborne, George
Oudea, Frederic
Parker, Sir John
Patten, Chris
Pébereau, Michel
Penny, Gareth
Peres, Shimon
Philip (Prince) - Duke of Edinburgh
Pio, Dom Duarte - Duke of Braganza
Pöhl, Karl Otto
Powell, Colin
Prokhorov, Mikhail
Quaden, Guy Baron
Rasmussen, Anders Fogh
Ratzinger, Joseph Alois (Pope Benedict XVI)
Reuben, David
Reuben, Simon
Rhodes, William R. "Bill"
Rice, Susan
Richard (Prince) - Duke of Gloucester
Rifkind, Sir Malcolm Leslie
Ritblat, Sir John
Roach, Stephen S.
Robinson, Mary
Rockefeller, David Jr.
Rockefeller, David Sr.
Rockefeller, Nicholas
Rodríguez, Javier Echevarría
Rogoff, Kenneth Saul "Ken"
Roth, Jean-Pierre
Rothschild, Jacob - 4th Baron Rothschild
Rubenstein, David
Rubin, Robert
Ruspoli, Francesco - 10th Prince of Cerveteri
Safra, Joseph
Safra, Moises
Sands, Peter A.
Sarkozy, Nicolas
Sassoon, Isaac S.D.
Sassoon, James Meyer - Baron Sassoon
Sawers, Sir Robert John
Scardino, Marjorie
Schwab, Klaus
Schwarzenberg, Karel
Schwarzman, Stephen A.
Shapiro, Sidney
Sheinwald, Nigel
Sigismund (Archduke) - Grand Duke of Tuscany
Simeon of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha
Snowe, Olympia
Sofía (Queen) of Spain
Soros, George
Specter, Arlen
Stern, Ernest
Stevenson, Dennis - Baron Stevenson of Coddenham
Steyer, Tom
Stiglitz, Joseph E.
Strauss-Kahn, Dominique
Straw, Jack
Sutherland, Peter
Tanner, Mary
Tedeschi, Ettore Gotti
Thompson, Mark
Thomson, Dr. James A.
Tietmeyer, Hans
Trichet, Jean-Claude
Tucker, Paul
Van Rompuy, Herman
Vélez, Álvaro Uribe
Verplaetse, Alfons Vicomte
Villiger, Kaspar
Vladimirovna, Maria - Grand Duchess of Russia
Volcker, Paul
Von Habsburg, Otto
Waddaulah, Hassanal Bolkiah Mu'izzaddin
Walker, Sir David Alan
Wallenberg, Jacob
Walsh, John
Warburg, Max
Weber, Axel Alfred
Weill, Michael David
Wellink, Nout
Whitman, Marina von Neumann
Willem-Alexander - Prince of Orange
William (Prince) of Wales
Williams, Dr Rowan
Williams, Shirley - Baroness Williams of Crosby
Wilson, David - Baron Wilson of Tillyorn
Wolfensohn, James David
Wolin, Neal S.
Woolf, Harry - Baron Woolf
Woolsey, R. James Jr.
Worcester, Sir Robert Milton
Wu, Sarah
Zoellick, Robert Bruce[/b]

These are the top members or the 1st 300 names of members of the so called, and or the world-wide fraternity(ILLUMINATI) ever known to mankind... It is quite repleated with the names of indisputable icons that this cosmos can't do without, I mean, those manoeuvering the rod , staff and mantle of power, wealth, fame and might of this same cosmos... Is there anyone you know there!
It is being said in all the nooks and crannies of the world by their oppugnants/haters/antagonisers that they may in one way or the other bring this world to an end for Satan's sake and, that is the mild and common beliefs of the members of this fraternity, that God was too hash and perhaps ill-thourghtful by/for rusticating Lucifer from heavens of heaven down afore he decides/plans to possess earth by possessing the minds and hearts of simple-minded and or naive of mankind, and he, coupling it with dwelling in that famous, pinchy, place known as Hell!
[b]Illuminatimembers.com
Committee of 300.
Abdullah II of Jordan
Abramovich, Roman Arkadyevich
Ackermann, Josef
Adeane, Edward
Agius, Marcus Ambrose Paul
Ahtisaari, Martti Oiva Kalevi
Akerson, Daniel
Albert II of Belgium
Alexander - Crown Prince of Yugoslavia
Alexandra (Princess) - The Honourable Lady Ogilvy
Alphonse, Louis - Duke of Anjou
Amato, Giuliano
Anderson, Carl A.
Andreotti, Giulio
Andrew (Prince) - Duke of York
Anne - Princess Royal
Anstee, Nick
Ash, Timothy Garton
Astor, William Waldorf - 4th Viscount Astor
August, Ernst - Prince of Hanover
Aven, Pyotr
Balkenende, Jan Peter
Ballmer, Steve
Balls, Ed
Barroso, José Manuel
Beatrix (Queen)
Belka, Marek
Bergsten, C. Fred
Berlusconi, Silvio
Bernake, Ben
Bernhard (Prince) of Lippe-Biesterfeld
Bernstein, Nils
Berwick, Donald
Bildt, Carl
Bischoff, Sir Winfried Franz Wilhen "Win"
Blair, Tony
Blankfein, Lloyd
Blavatnik, Leonard
Bloomberg, Michael
Bolkestein, Frits
Bolkiah, Hassanal
Bonello, Michael C
Bonino, Emma
Boren, David L.
Borwin - Duke of Mecklenburg
Bronfman, Charles Rosner
Bronfman, Edgar Jr.
Bruton, John
Brzezinski, Zbigniew
Budenberg, Robin
Buffet, Warren
Bush, George HW
Cameron, David William Donald
Camilla - Duchess of Cornwall
Cardoso, Fernando Henrique
Carington, Peter - 6th Baron Carrington
Carlos - Duke of Parma
Carlos, Juan - King of Spain
Carney, Mark J.
Carroll, Cynthia
Caruana, Jaime
Castell, Sir William
Chan, Anson
Chan, Margaret
Chan, Norman
Charles - Prince of Wales
Chartres, Richard
Chiaie, Stefano Delle
Chipman, Dr John
Chodiev, Patokh
Christoph, Prince of Schleswig-Holstein
Cicchitto, Fabrizio
Clark, Wesley Kanne Sr. (General)
Clarke, Kenneth
Clegg, Nick
Clinton, Bill
Cohen, Abby Joseph
Cohen, Ronald
Cohn, Gary D.
Colonna, Marcantonio (di Paliano) - Prince and Duke of Paliano
Constantijn (Prince) of the Netherlands
Constantine II Greece
Cooksey, David
Cowen, Brian
Craven, Sir John
Crockett, Andrew
Dadush, Uri
D'Aloisio, Tony
Darling, Alistair
Davies, Sir Howard
Davignon, Étienne
Davis, David
De Rothschild, Benjamin
De Rothschild, David René James
De Rothschild, Evelyn Robert
De Rothschild, Leopold David
Deiss, Joseph
Deripaska, Oleg
Dobson, Michael
Draghi, Mario
Du Plessis, Jan
Dudley, William C.
Duisenberg, Wim
Edward (Prince) - Duke of Kent
Edward (The Prince) - Earl of Wessex
Elkann, John
Emanuele, Vittorio - Prince of Naples, Crown Prince of Italy
Fabrizio (Prince) - Massimo-Brancaccio
Feldstein, Martin Stuart"Marty"
Festing, Matthew
Fillon, François
Fischer, Heinz
Fischer, Joseph Martin
Fischer, Stanley
FitzGerald, Niall
Franz, Duke of Bavaria
Fridman, Mikhail
Friedrich, Georg - Prince of Prussia
Friso (Prince) of Orange-Nassau
Gates, Bill
Geidt, Christopher
Geithner, Timothy
Gibson-Smith, Dr Chris
Gorbachev, Mikhail
Gore, Al
Gotlieb, Allan
Green, Stephen
Greenspan, Alan
Grosvenor, Gerald - 6th Duke of Westminster
Gurría, José Ángel
Gustaf, Carl XVI of Sweden
Hague, William
Hampton, Sir Philip Roy
Hans-Adam II - Prince of Liechtenstein
Harald V Norway
Harper, Stephen
Heisbourg, François
Henri - Grand Duke of Luxembourg
Hildebrand, Philipp
Hills, Carla Anderson
Holbrooke, Richard
Honohan, Patrick
Howard, Alan
Ibragimov, Alijan
Ingves, Stefan Nils Magnus
Isaacson, Walter
Jacobs, Kenneth M.
Julius, DeAnne
Juncker, Jean-Claude
Kenen, Peter
Kerry, John Forbes
King, Mervyn
Kinnock, Glenys
Kissinger, Henry
Knight, Malcolm
Koon, William H. II
Krugman, Paul
Kufuor, John
Lajolo, Giovanni
Lake, Anthony
Lambert, Richard
Lamy, Pascal
Landau, Jean-Pierre
Laurence, Timothy James Hamilton
Leigh-Pemberton, James
Leka, Crown Prince of Albania
Leonard, Mark
Levene, Peter - Baron Levene of Portsoken
Leviev, Lev
Levitt, Arthur
Levy, Michael - Baron Levy
Lieberman, Joe
Livingston, Ian
Loong, Lee Hsien
Lorenz (Prince) of Belgium,Archduke of Austria-Este
Louis-Dreyfus, Gérard
Mabel (Princess) of Orange-Nassau
Mandelson, Peter Benjamin
Manning, Sir David Geoffrey
Margherita - Archduchess of Austria-Este
Margrethe II Denmark
Martínez, Guillermo Ortiz
Mashkevitch, Alexander
.[/b] Check the rest below!=>