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Romance / Re: Please Come And Follow Me Laugh!! What Do I Call This???? (+pics) by GMBITLY(m): 9:46am On Jul 18, 2017
The person na bank worker, especially loan officers.

That is how they think!

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Crime / Re: 'how My Master Deflowered Me In His Wife’s Presence' —14-year-old Housemaid by GMBITLY(m): 10:31am On Jul 17, 2017
Nwoke m why associate thou urself with Brown Roof Republic job. undecided

Too bad!
Romance / Re: How True Is This? (pic) by GMBITLY(m): 10:15am On Jul 17, 2017
Hadez:
I have never experience a heartbreak before, so I can't relate

Congrats then
Celebrities / Re: Funke Adesiyan And Mr Ibu At AMAA Award. Fans React by GMBITLY(m): 9:57am On Jul 17, 2017
TINALETC3:
See Bobby shocked, where ws I wen d giver of Bobby ws sharing it oooooo shocked

Don't worry your booby will get big enough when you are pregnant after marriage.

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Religion / Re: MY Experience With The Supernatural, Ghost And Spirits Do Exist. by GMBITLY(m): 9:50am On Jul 17, 2017
Thanks
sexybbstar:


No, they don't harm unless the one that was sent to harm.
Romance / Re: She Slept With 136 Or 138 Men by GMBITLY(m): 7:28am On Jul 17, 2017
Even King Solomon mother na slay queen.

God knows the best. she is now a new creature.
Religion / Re: MY Experience With The Supernatural, Ghost And Spirits Do Exist. by GMBITLY(m): 7:23am On Jul 17, 2017
sexybbstar:
Spirits and ghosts are real. I got tired of seeing them, now I'm not scared anymore.

As long as they don't harm me, I don't have a problem with them. Just don't scream, and you are free.

Will they (Spirits) kill if the person that saw them scream?

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Romance / Re: Why Do We Fall Asleep After Ejaculation Or Orgasm? by GMBITLY(m): 5:21pm On Jul 16, 2017
For virtue has gone out

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Religion / Re: Leaked Chat Between An Uyo Based Pastor And A Female Church Member (Updated) by GMBITLY(m): 11:03am On Jul 16, 2017
FortuneTeller:


It doesn't mean you can't be accountable for yours. That is why western countries function and Nigeria only exists. Don't quote me again foolish man. Religion has definitely caused brain rot for you.

Your problem is beyond redemption.
Religion / Re: Why Do You Go To Your Church? by GMBITLY(m): 9:47am On Jul 16, 2017
To worship God and fellowship with brethren.

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Religion / Re: Leaked Chat Between An Uyo Based Pastor And A Female Church Member (Updated) by GMBITLY(m): 9:46am On Jul 16, 2017
FortuneTeller:


You have a pure Nigerian mentality - gullible and foolish. Let the pastor resign and give those members their money back.

Only God that is above sin.
Religion / Re: Leaked Chat Between An Uyo Based Pastor And A Female Church Member (Updated) by GMBITLY(m): 9:43am On Jul 16, 2017
FortuneTeller:


You have a pure Nigerian mentality - gullible and foolish. Let the pastor resign and give those members their money back.

Thanks for the insult!
Religion / Re: Leaked Chat Between An Uyo Based Pastor And A Female Church Member (Updated) by GMBITLY(m): 9:28am On Jul 16, 2017
FortuneTeller:
Imagine how many people are paying tithes, so their pastor can have sex with prostitutes. Nigeria... tongue

Pastors are humans and can sin against God too.

Let God that call them be the Judge!
Religion / Re: After Repentance, Should Adultery Be Confessed? by GMBITLY(m): 7:37am On Jul 16, 2017
You do not repent before confession rather you confess before repentance.

Confession to God only. with your mouth confession is made unto salvation (Romans 10:10)

Confess to God via prayer and repent from it.
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome The Comedian by GMBITLY(m): 7:33am On Jul 16, 2017
May the Lord have mercy on you.

Amen
Religion / Re: Can A Christian Marry Two Sisters Or More Than One Wife? by GMBITLY(m): 7:32am On Jul 16, 2017
Adam & Eve

Not Adam & Eves!
Romance / Re: Woman Sends Sex Message And Nude Photos Meant For Her Boyfriend To Her Husband by GMBITLY(m): 3:58pm On Jul 15, 2017
lairs are liable to hell
Romance / Re: How Do I Make Her See Me More Than A Sex Object by GMBITLY(m): 3:55pm On Jul 15, 2017
missyadorable:
She is white..Thats the difference.

They know the difference btw a sex mate(rial) and husband material

You are a sex material.

Get used to it

Bad mouth grin though painful truth sha!
Romance / Re: This Is Absolutely True (photo) by GMBITLY(m): 2:41pm On Jul 15, 2017
You are first experiment of IVF.

Too bad they forgot to input your brain.
Romance / Re: All Nigerian" Girls" Are Prostitutes Compare What They Do To Prostitution by GMBITLY(m): 2:35pm On Jul 15, 2017
You are of IVF product with your reasoning.
Education / Re: Exams In Nigeria (Hilarious Photos) by GMBITLY(m): 1:11pm On Jul 15, 2017
Syphax:
14)When Lalasticlala was asked to draw a goat but the only animal he knows is snake

Chinekeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hahahahahahaha laugh ooooo grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: She Came To My House To Lend Movies, Forgot Her Pants In My Toilet by GMBITLY(m): 6:40am On Jul 15, 2017
Is that her panties or your boxers?cool cool

The difference is that u hung it where women usually hang their panties.
Romance / Re: I’m Thinking Of Leaving, My Husband Requests For Anal Everytime by GMBITLY(m): 2:54pm On Jul 14, 2017
Madam you married a coded gay man.

Just take it to God in prayer, for God is too faithful to fail.

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Romance / Re: Reasons To Marry A Virgin.. by GMBITLY(m): 1:40pm On Jul 14, 2017
Who virgin epp undecided
Crime / Obituary Of Family Of 5 Killed By Badoo Members In Ikorodu (pic) by GMBITLY(m): 8:02am On Jul 14, 2017
Rest In Peace

God will surely pay them back.

Romance / A Guy Lied About 200k Gift From His Girl Friend, See The Girl's Response! (pic) by GMBITLY(m): 7:36am On Jul 14, 2017
Some guys are mean.

Celebrities / Re: "Nigerian Anus": Princess Vitarah To Release A New Song by GMBITLY(m): 7:08am On Jul 14, 2017
Nigerian Anus might to be song?

ALAYORMII:
Who listens to her

Nigerian pussie

Nigerian anus

Next will be

Nigerian dick


Can't she just leave us out of her madness

We have enuff on our plate already
Health / Re: Uncircumcised Joysticks Carry Bacteria & Germs – Doctor Warns On MouthGig by GMBITLY(m): 7:06am On Jul 14, 2017
HERSLEY:
who doesn't Oh u like ladies dat pretend lipsrsealed

No I should like follow men shocked pretense is far from my likes
Romance / Re: Many 'high Good Looking' Young Abuja Men Are Being Taken Care Of By Rich Women by GMBITLY(m): 5:42pm On Jul 13, 2017
HERSLEY:
forward ur CV to me, with a picture. I myt consider u if u handsome and not a minute man cheesy

I forwarded my pic too! tongue tongue cool
Health / Re: Uncircumcised Joysticks Carry Bacteria & Germs – Doctor Warns On MouthGig by GMBITLY(m): 4:27pm On Jul 13, 2017
HERSLEY:
shocked Y? Is it meant for phat gurls alone? undecided

This girl you like enjoyment sha!

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