Ishilove:
I opted to post this in the Health section because I realised, for the first time in all my years in Lagos (and that is my entire life) that many are mad in Lagos but few are are confined in asylums. We don't take mental health seriously enough in Nigeria.

I had left office around 5.30 pm and had not gone far when a junior colleague called me that he had left his entire earthly possessions back in the office, vis his house keys, wallet and phone and the admin office was closed. His excuse was he did not know I would be leaving early. After blasting him for his lackadaisical attitude, I told him where to meet me to get my keys. I was already in transit and the traffic was rapidly moving and If he hurried he would meet me at the traffic light before it turned green.

He drove halfway and had to run the remaining half because of the traffic. He was just about 45 seconds away from me and I could see his approaching form, but the lights had changed to green and we were about moving, so I quickly tossed the bunch of keys on a horizontal signboard on the road median. The dude got to me just as we were about to cross and I yelled at him to go back and check the board. He nodded and ran back.

To my chagrin and ongoing bafflement, he called me back that there were no keys on the board. I told him to check properly, on the sides and even under the board. He rang off, and then called back some minutes later, insisting that he couldn't find any keys. I was forced to alight half way and go back to the junction where all these drama was unfolding. I thought my eyes were paining me when I checked and discovered that the bunch of keys had grown legs and run off in the 45 seconds/ 1 minute it took for my colleague to reach the point where I had tossed the keys.

That is how me and this boy started rigmaroling the road median like construction workers, searching through dirt and grass for my large, shiny bunch of keys that had mysteriously disappeared in plain sight. After about 30 minutes of fruitlessly searching even in portions of the median that I knew I had passed before that fateful toss, we were forced to give up after admitting to ourselves that a Lagosian had seen me tossing the keys and immediately pounced on them like the lunatic he was.

Kai, it is still paining my spirit, soul and body.

My question now is this: what is anyone going to do with a bunch of keys that is totally useless to him? What?

There is a legion of lunatics roaming freely on this streets of the Gidi.

Exactly. You should not isolate yourself from this melee. You need to visit somewhere like London and observe yourself how you behave to know that Lagos is also in you.

MCKitchen:
Fastest receipt ever. Doubt it will take 2 secs to reissue. Local man will wait 2 weeks for photo capture, two months driving with temporary the 6 months before you get the Original.

Actually it is same day for renewal

Pointius Pilate

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phemmyfour:
Kafaya, divorce is prohibited in Islam

Divorce isn't prohibited in Islam.

dollynnn:
Ha!
What is threatening this marriage institution lately, especially with Celebrities?

This is what the devil want... Now she will have multiple boyfriend and start disturbing married ex.

In the long run it's going to affect us all.

ChizzyBuna:
Nigerian love to Abuse Any Trend

Back then in 2004, when i use to draw potraits People will always tell me im wasting my time

Now, everybody and their mama are now drawing potraits.
Once something blows up, everybody will leave their job and start saturating the new trends.

Same thing as pure water now POS business

TheGidRedpiller:
You guys are not getting the point of this post.

This post is meant for you to understand the fact that your women are potential street wh0r£s and they are not worth any form of social liftings simps give them! Learn to understand posts before commenting so you don't type off point!

Before you judge them for having high body count.

How many ladies have you slept with in the past , are you married yet and how many more are you going to sleep with in the future.


It's a two way street.

Nobody is holy, not even your religious leaders.

segtech68:
when did pakistan become common. lol pakistan that produces everything they use including their own electronics and weapons due to the fact that the western world won't trade with them because of their nuclear power. Pakistan is advanced in technology o . sorry its not your fault that you don't know this, its our educational system in nigeria.

Nigerians elite thinks speaking English grammar makes them educated.

Pakistan produce fighter jet also.

You asking such makes you feel insecure. You will never get the right answer. If you want to date or marry close your eyes and do.

The one you disflower could go wild under your custody.

Things dey this world... nothing is wrong with female children... you're never going to eat them. Train the female ones and be at peace with yourself.

timesup234:
Because I want Americans and America to burn in hell

America can not burn in hell just because you hate them. Yeah they have been troublesome to the whole world, it doesn't warrant such heavy hatred.

venabili:


Oh, the executives makes lot of money from phamtom capital projects too. If the previous budgets for capital projects in the last 6 years have been wel implemented, Nigeria will have improved tremendously.

The Legislature wanting ceremonial projects is.... it is what it is...

I guess you are a direct beneficiary of a legislator.

I heard they sponsor people education.

What program have you benefitted from.

Anigreat:






Happy birthday darling.

I feel like smashing her though...she gonna taste good.

With this your comment...you could be heading for perdition.

timesup234:
Evil America your days are numbered. No single American will escape the karma coming soon. Your evil of years past will catch up with you

Why do you burn with anger and hatred.

This people don't have regards for their leaders, a reason why they will come to the SW and abuse other people leaders

Why was he dodging before.

He sent representative to them they walked out.

Why did he showed up.

venabili:


I understand. Just felt people should understand that they did nothing illegal by adding those projects.
By the way, most of the stuffs presented by the executive too will benefit their pockets and those of their cronies. Its just the naija way

The executive wanted more of capital project. The legislative wants ceremonial projects.

Edo people are I tolerant.

Thank God for Agbo.

Kobojunkie:
You insinuated that when you claimed his teaching was extremist.

Teachings is different from persons

PrinceOfLagos:
Thr eagles got young players too

Young players in their mid 30s

Kobojunkie:
Jesus Christ was an extremist?

You said that.

Kobojunkie:
Oh, you conveniently ignore the part where Jesus Christ reminded you that God created some Eunuchs, allowed some to be made Eunuchs in this life, and let others become Eunuchs for the sake of His Kingdom - Matthew 19 vs 10 - 12 - abi?

It is obvious, you don't even begin to know the God you claim to serve more than this man seems to. Please visit the Gospels to learn anew the Gospel and Law of the Kingdom of God from the mouth of Jesus Christ.

That's extremism

Kobojunkie:
No, He is not sinning at all.
The man may understand what Jesus Christ indeed commands better than you do.

The law was to multiply

venabili:
There is nothing like budget padding in the NA. The law gives them power to add, amend or remove items in the appropriation bill without recourse to the Executive arm.

The crux is that what they're addind will benefit their pockets directly.

Sin is a second nature of humans. But seeking forgiveness is what God want most. He could be sinning with this act of his.

Respect baba

Any flights from south America needs proper screening.

GodHelpMe1:
Is rain making by individuals a real thing?
Opinions will be appreciated

Yes and it's provable. There's a thread here that explains it in the past.

If you criticize others, you should be tolerantvto criticism