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Goldy was here 2022, I really enjoyed the thread

Scammers, run for your life

kelspinall:
i have been hearing of legit
online tradings(btc,oincoin and others)
that are pushing
something profitable to your accounts
guys i need someone to
mentor and show me the way to start it..
help a bro,am about to settle
on my own space and I need double
incomes..thank you

Louiselichtwark6@gmail.com
Message me

ProjectNEXT:
Anyone kind enough?

your number

New Zealand sure put call

Wasky101:
You collect security/doorman work you dey dance dey video during working hours.
If nah me, no be this boys I go sack, nah the supervisor wey allow this rubbish go suffer am.
If you want to dance there are several jobs that comes with dancing

selfdefence:
Sad one for them, definitely wasn't in their job description. They should have just gotten an Oraimo Freepod and be vibing to their music on a low.

nah you wicked pass

Hello

Mrupdate11:
Skidipipampam

Holla

Just haven't posted much here on nairaland, I'm Goldy from Edo state. I have been on nairaland for some years now , actually nairaland is very educative and informative I have learnt a lot from this forum both good and bad, I want to say God bless you to every members of this forum, especially those that takes time to comment good things on different threads here.
Let go straight to the point, just want to make new friends out of my circle, you can pm me if you want to, both genders are welcome thanks

Iyaebe:
I want nothing but a kindhearted man who treats people well,respects people and love his parents and siblings to stupor but very strict and commands respect.I also observe a man's relationship with animals, it tells a lot about him.A jovial and overly friendly man is a big turn off for me especially those ones that shines teeth to every lady they come across. I like men who hates been friendly with women,like those ones with very unfriendly facial look but he should only be weak before me,his parents and siblings.

go and create your own man

chatinent:
I think if sb should be killed, it's their parents.

Ever8090:
them dey teach person gamble? ...anyway it is football betting where you bet on outcome of games..Lt is bit easier if you watch football games as it enables you know the strength of teams.
Like myself, I bet responsibly I have the app on my phone I bet from their o don't need to go to s betting shop to place my bet.
And I stake 100 naira mostly, I don't stake huge amount as it is dangerous to do so.

Heheh, bet9ja money that is like a ritual money, hope say you quickly use an package watin you wan use am do, if not you know how e dey go

She dey use English decieve herself, as a woman you need to bring yourself down before your man, things are going to work better that way, no come here come dey form yoga

chatinent:
I don't understand what's really happening to this world.

As in, he wooed his mother into it or what? Or the mother consented to it? Or is this a kanayo-o-kanayo thingy? What will the children call their parents? Will they call the mother mother and grandmother? Will they call their father a man married to his wife and mother? Who go come do omugwo?


This world event don dey scratch body.


O God, let's the Kingdom come today.

I understand you bro, I have been thinking the same thing when I saw the post, my advice is that those children should be killed with immidiate effect, at least just to avoid the disgrace for life, nobody should insult me I just cleared my mind on this

NwaAmaikpe:




She's smart.

That's a tactics based on partner acceptance to trap you into rationalizing any potential changes in her because that vaginarian is keeping her options open.
She'd go cold on you when there's a healthier preek and be back like a stray dog when she's been dumped.

And SIMPle you will be like, 'oh... that's just her being fickle-minded'.

I blame you for making her fickle-minded, a lady visited you THRICE and you think she just came to watch Telemundo and gist?
The poor girl may have borrowed money to buy a shaving razor to mow her lawn yet you chose to kiss.

For making her shave in vain, she's concluded you are a limp horse and wouldn't want you clinging on since you still won't give her the good dicking she's needing.

Since you wanna be with her then there's only one solution, but it will only work if you are very good in bed.
Let her be fickle-minded, you be fvck-minded.

Do everything in your power to win her back,
Fvck her first then watch her fickleness fizzle away and once she starts yearning for you, become fickle-fvck-minded and treat her like a sorry sex option.

If she complains, tell her it's her fault. She sexually transmitted that stupidity to you.

But the above won't work so well if she's a ho.
In that case, alaye just forget kpekus and go make money.

Your heart really does not need such emotional parasite.
She's best a bed friend.

I already liked your comment before I read it

Honesty111:
Wow. Nice. God bless him.

Which one Nigerian players do for naija here? Someone should point me to any.

Instead that bastards introduce bet9ja that want to finish the youth

babyfaceafrica:
Doing the right thing in the wrong way.. Four years wasted and finances lost.... I feel sorry for his parents

expect this boy not to engage in some unlawful act now.kidnapper on the way.

dave4rella:


Dated one while in school

She was from a very wealthy family

But down to earth, she never collected transport money from me, she will always buy food stuffs for me with her money while visiting..
One day she came to my house with a 2008 model of Honda accord, her family car and asked me to sell it so that we can run away with the Money,i refused and talked sense into her and she returned the car, she loved me the more and we got closer to the extent of knowing her family house, sisters etc
I would have married her, but I had no job or business or anything to introduce myself as..
And I couldn't maintain her.. So I had to slow down.. She's married and we are still friends..
God bless you where ever you are.. I promised to name my first daughter after you.

your story touch me allah

Can't I propose two times first one fail second one might be a yes

Ritzybeauty:
It's not possible because you can't give full attention to two people at the same time.. One must be affected,Its all just lust. Love isn't something that just happens, it continues to grow as you know each other, there are many factors involved so loving two people at the same time is draining and would certainly lose both.

Gbam

Nah so them share one phone give us for our working place come reach today we still dey find the calibrator of that phone, watin dey pain me be say the phone name nah "one Nigeria"

eazzzy1:
So you asked your friend’s babe out and you are telling us not to trust Nigerian girls, we should be more careful of Nigerian guys like you.

this one nah boy abi girl

Tecno spark 7 pro is nice too

seyicodes:
kilode

leave her let her be busy hating people there

Koryc:
Coming from a potential suicide bomber, not surprised local head slammer.

Abeg make una nor use laugh kill me here, where una for dey hear all this bad bad curse

paulolee:
seems cultism thrives more in the south than anywhere else in Nigeria..
I dnt av any rip to waste bcoz pikin wey come from hood suppose get sense.
hard man hard man, now see as e life take end up...something must kee man no mean say I go join one stupid cult, de ball life in fear, only to emdup shot dead by another useless idiot.
cnt imagine the pains, tears n disappointment my parents would go through when it happens...I better remain a jew bro.

You be cultist already see slangs wey you dey use, how you take know say Jew nah person wey no dey cult

Bola146:
How old are you?! If you are still a kid, kindly face your studies squarely please! Leave fine boy in one corner

Your mouth ehn

Sportify.. i am coming to Nigeria!

Nigerians. Okay

Sportify. Thanks .

Nigerians..we hear, how can we use you to bomb.

Sportify.. okay don't worry I will create a way for that, so that you can bomb with me.

Nigerians. Okay thanks

Sportify..don't let your president notice ohh .