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InvestmentRe: Before You Go Into Keke Hire Purchase Business, You Need To Know These by GOCEO: 4:59am On Apr 16
doggedfighter:
This write -up isn't fleshy enough . Just empty, nothing

Compared to how experienced you claim to be about Keke business.

You left Keke riding for road side recharge card selling and phone charging business for some years now.

Which has given you enough time to be singing banny this, banny that everyday.

And other endless tales. That's even why left Keke business because it wasn't giving you time for street gossip.


The people into the business have adjusted to the new price , high cost of fuel and all other harsh realities hence we still have many Kekes on the road. Even new ones.

People are still feeding their families and meeting responsibilities with Keke.

I don't think you're still in a good position to talk on Keke business anymore.

Your speciality now should be recharge card selling and road side phone charging. That's where you should be dishing out advise.

Although I pity people that will listen to you on that one too

Whatever knowledge you have about Keke business is rusty and useless.
How I wish I could like this ur statement by a thousand, the poster is always online singing banny this, banny that.....seems he left his keke to have more time to gossip and such
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigerian Pharmacist In Ireland (republic Of) by GOCEO: 7:02am On Sep 11, 2024
[quote author=amha17 post=70072975]Hello everyone,

This post is for pharmacists who schooled in Nigeria but want to practice or are already practicing in Ireland. Any Information concerning the Third Country Qualification Recognition Process will be very useful.
The Nigerian Pharmacy degree (B.Pharm or Doctor of Pharmacy) is recognized by the Pharmaceutical Society of Ireland and Internships carried out in Hospital or Community Pharmacy organisations are recognized as well.
[/quote
Hello pharmacist, will like to talk to you
HealthRe: How My Girlfriend Died In My House! by GOCEO: 10:02pm On Aug 22, 2024
KingintheNorth:
Let me tell you a a true life story.


It actually happend about 10 years ago but the memories will live with me forever . Although I have not talked about it on social media but I feel like telling the story so that people will learn. It's a long story but I'll make it brief.

I was cohabiting with my girl back in the Uni, we have been like that for a few years , but then one day I came back to my lodge late in the night because I watched a football game on my way back from school. I opened my door and met my girl on the floor. She was motionless and her eyes were wide open, I checked her pulse but I couldn't feel anything. Her teeth and her palms were clenched tight. I panicked and just froze at the spot not knowing what to do. I then called a few people in the lodge and alerted them about what was happening but before I knew it , the whole lodge people have gathered in my room and outside the door.

Nobody could tell what must have happend to her. We thought about rushing her to hospital but the school clinic is closed and there are no good hospitals in the area because the school is in a remote location, and it was almost midnight at the time. Some people did different type of first aid on her , trying to see if they can revive her but after few hours there still wasn't any sign of life.
People started suspecting that she might be dead and started taking somethings from their rooms and leaving the lodge immediately. Out of the 30 occupants of the lodge only one person (student pastor) remained with me. The rest ran away from the lodge ,even my best friend .🙁

The student pastor prayed and prayed to see if she will come back to life but nothing happend , at about 4am the Pastor told me that he has done everything he can and that it's in the hands of God now. He then went to his room. It was just the two of us left in the building.

I sat down in my room, I didn't know what to do, I couldn't cry , I thought about how I was going to be arrested and charged for murder when in truth I'm innocent, which nobody will believe because of nigeria justice system. I thought about my parents , how they sacrificed to send me to school not knowing I was cohabiting with a girl . At some point I thought about running away, but that will mean I'm guilty and perhaps how far and how long would I be on the run before I would be caught.

I didn't know who to call , I was just bereft of ideas. I decided I'll submit myself to the police in the morning and explain what happend and possibly face the consequences. As I sat there waiting for day to break, I started scrolling through my phone contacts.
Mind you, I believe in God but I'm not a very religious person. I came across one pastor that gave me his phone number a long time ago. I then decided to just try my luck and call him. I called him and he picked up the call immediately as if he was waiting for the call.
I wanted to tell him what's happening, but he cut me short and told me he already knows. That he was disturbed in the spirit and God revealed it to him so he started praying but he didn't know it was for my situation he was praying for at that time.

He told me I should not be afraid , that everything will be fine. He asked me if I have any sachet water around , I looked around and got a sachet water . He then asked me to put the phone ontop of the water so her can pray in it. I did as he asked. After praying , he then asked me to try and force open her mouth anyway I can pour some water inside ,then sprinkled the rest all over her body.

I did everything he instructed. He then told me that everything will be alright and ended the call. By then it was almost 6am in the morning. I just sat there starring at her , then I saw her hand move a little bit, I cleaned my eyes and got closer to her so as to be sure my eyes were not deceiving me. Her hand moved again , then her legs . Before I knew it she opened her eyes and sat up. I couldn't believe my eyes, I was in shock and was wondering if I'm imagining the whole thing.

Then she spoke and asked me what's happening, and why is her body wet with water . I rushed out and called the student pastor who came running in to witness the first miracle of my life. He was singing praises to God. I knelt down and prayed to God and thanked him for the first time in a very long time . I made her a cup of tea after which she has a shower.

At about 7am in the morning, none of my lodgemates have returned . I looked outside the gate from my room and saw some of them with other people gathered in small groups whispering, waiting to get the full gist of how my girl died in my room .

I called my bike guy to come to the lodge because I want to take her to the hospital for checkup, I then came down to the gate with my girlfriend. As they saw her , they opened their mouth with shock and we're too surprised to talk.

To cut the whole story short . I learnt some valuable lessons . Cohabiting with anybody you are not married is very risky, you wouldn't know the risk until something happens to him or her.
The second lesson I learnt was that, when you get in trouble that's when you will know that you are alone, people will run away from you.

Anyways , we continued dating, but I rented an apartment for her so stay separately. I also stopped her from sleeping in my place. Untill we eventually parted ways after I graduated.
Super story......u guys shud take it easy nah wth all diz lies
HealthRe: Is This Rash On My Leg Sweetie by GOCEO: 8:14pm On Aug 07, 2024
Phoenix990:
Hello nairalanders I just saw this on my leg this morning is it an std or just an allergy is bringing out transparent liquid when I scratch it huh
This looks like scabies bro, carry that tin to a pharmacy shop and show a pharmacist, he will give u sulphur ointment and ivermectin tablets or benzoyl lotion
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Shoot Dead Four #EndBadGovernance Protesters In Borno by GOCEO: 10:43pm On Aug 01, 2024
Nonybb:
Didn't they VOTE massively Tinubu to spite Peter Obi with their useless MU-MU ticket (MUslim-MUslim ticket) I don't pity them. Tinubu is just starting and the looting is ongoing. It is his turn. Nigeria is a crime scene
No one will still vote ur candidate even if the election was reversed tmorow, mr man
EducationRe: 114 Oldest Secondary Schools In Nigeria. Is Your School Among. by GOCEO: 5:44pm On Jun 10, 2024
seunowa:
Only few schools are of Muslim origin
Religious bigot......I hail thee
SportsRe: Boniface Wins Bundesliga Rookie Of The Season by GOCEO: 8:12am On May 16, 2024
MolleyShirer:
Like seriously? I don't even know the guy, to start with
We don't also know u.....oya shift
PoliticsRe: Rebuilt After Fire: Zulum Opens Monday Market, Waives Two Years Rent For Traders by GOCEO: 9:28pm On Oct 24, 2023
fawaz050:
When a Muslim does good, they won't ascribe it to his religion.

When the religionless terrorist goes on a killing spree, they point fingers at Islam.

Hypocritically stereotypical morons.

Only Allah knows what Islam did to them.
U are very right bro, I love diz observation....very useless bunch of ediots, if na bad tin now, Dem go don dey call Islam.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenyan Senator, Nyamu Karen, Kicked Out Of The Chambers For Indecent Dressing by GOCEO: 11:49pm On Feb 15, 2023
Jeon:
Yes ooh you will be fine. Buhari, will soon leave so that you can be able to feed well.
now I rily know dat u are hungry...buhari is not ur problem, u were not properly trained by dem so u start exhibiting psychotic tendencies
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenyan Senator, Nyamu Karen, Kicked Out Of The Chambers For Indecent Dressing by GOCEO: 11:19pm On Feb 14, 2023
Choilila:
Indecent dressing?
I don't understand. Is it because she refused to dress like some Women in a religious regions that put on masquerade and still yet rape never escape from there.
lolz I can see ur frustration, don't worry u will be fine shaa
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Travels To Saudi Arabia For Lesser Hajj by GOCEO: 7:21am On Jan 01, 2023
ictplotter:
After gotten their satanic and diabolical money and power they run to Saudi to perform the hajj and umrah thinking Allah can be bribe or be deceive but not knowing they only deceive and destroy themselves.
Is not same Tinubu that can't recite the most popular Quranic chapter called saratuh fatiha?

It is narrated on the authority of Amir al-Mu'minin (Leader of the Believers), Abu Hafs 'Umar bin al-Khattab (may Allah be pleased with him), who said: I heard the Messenger of Allah (peace be upon him), say

"Actions are according to intentions, and everyone will get what was intended. Whoever migrates with an intention for Allah and His messenger, the migration will be for the sake of Allah and his Messenger. And whoever migrates for worldly gain or to marry a woman, then his migration will be for the sake of whatever he migrated for."

Related by Bukhari & Muslim
kaii I would av loved to insult you but will keep it intact...as if u are a saint urself, obgeni stop judging pple n rest
CrimeRe: Bandits Kill Freed Abuja-Kaduna Train Passenger In Kebbi by GOCEO: 8:34pm On Oct 10, 2022
Anigreat:
shocked


If he was one of those that voted in this catastrophic government then I have no R.I.P to waste, infact my joy now is boundless that he reaped bountifully what he sowed.
both you n the useless pple dat liked ur post are animals n shud be sent to d psychiatric unit. nonsense I know ur tribe now
Foreign AffairsRe: Huge Explosion Hits Mosque In Kabul, Afghanistan. 60 Killed, Many Injured by GOCEO: 12:11am On Aug 18, 2022
BlackPantherxXx:
angry

I am a Muslim but mehnnn if I wasn't....

Really hard to like the religion as an outsider.

Yes, we blame extremists. Which is true.

But close your eyes for 10 seconds and imagine how you would feel if you weren't one.
lolz see diz one who u dey decieve, u are free to join the left hand side anyday anytym, it's not by force ooh
NYSCRe: Corpers Framed Up, Flogged & Tied Up In Okija, Anambra State (Pictures) by GOCEO: 6:14pm On May 04, 2022
Any foolish person dat wants to serve in the east has him or herself to blame...very tribalistic and wicked side, I don talk my own.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Passes PDP Screening (See His Provisional Clearance Certificate) by GOCEO: 5:09am On May 01, 2022
HIM TU LIE is deceiving himself
PoliticsRe: Innoson Customized Anambra Deputy Governor Official Car by GOCEO: 6:22pm On Mar 23, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked



Even though I am not from south east, but forget it , those niggars there get swag die. Ever wonder why Nigeria is so scared of loosing them hence they do all they could to thwart their effort in getting Biafra? it's because Igbos are the reason Nigeria is developed and why Nigeria is so respected . If Igbo should get Biafra and exit Nigeria today, forget it brothers and sisters Nigeria glory is gone.
I love the brand of weed u are smoking
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Princess To Men: If You Need Success, Increase Your Number Of Women by GOCEO: 7:42am On Jan 31, 2022
Totally agree!!!!!
PoliticsRe: US, UK Decline Kanu’s Request As Observers At Trial by GOCEO: 7:16am On Jan 18, 2022
rxmusa:
No one wants to associate with treasonable felon! How I wish they'll just sentence him to death by firing. Let them use the surviving members of the Nigerian security he ordered to be lynched
Virus!!!!!!!!!!!
SportsRe: Liverpool Without Salah Or Mane by GOCEO: 4:53pm On Jan 16, 2022
DigitalDepot:
It should serve as a lesson to Salah and his proudful attitude, we ain't paying him a single dime more than he currently earns. angry
Shut up, wat do u knowhuh
CareerRe: Young Graduates: What's Your Creative Idea That Requires Funding by GOCEO: 6:06am On Nov 22, 2021
Hamnas:
you sound much more of what you typed above, look at how you display your stupidity for every one to read. If you don't know the rule governing your profession pls go back and recheck to understand them. And ofcourse if your jobless talk to me i may use one of my connection to get you one ok. I know how painfull it is tobe doing nothing after graduation.
Hahahahah, u get connection n u own a simple chemist store it seems the weed u are taking is on another level. Omo shift, I would not stomp low to answer you again
CareerRe: Young Graduates: What's Your Creative Idea That Requires Funding by GOCEO: 6:05am On Nov 22, 2021
Hamnas:
you sound much more of what you typed above, look at how you display your stupidity for every one to read. If you don't know the rule governing your profession pls go back and recheck to understand them. And ofcourse if your jobless talk to me i may use one of my connection to get you one ok. I know how painfull it is tobe doing nothing after graduation.
Hahahahah, u get connection n u own a simple chemist store it seems the weed u are taking is on another level. Omo shift, I would stomp low to answer you again
CareerRe: Young Graduates: What's Your Creative Idea That Requires Funding by GOCEO: 10:13pm On Nov 21, 2021
Hamnas:
And they establish uni for only you and family oga pack well. And they establish uni for only you and family oga pack well. And they establish uni for only you and family oga pack well.
I don't feel like exchanging words with an illiterate like you, I only blame the pharmacy profession for allowing tout like you, to mess n deal with human life omo get out, if you think studying drugs is easy, why not look for admission n study it in the university instead of polluting our health care don't worry, we are coming for ur likes soon, don't quote me BK rascal
CareerRe: Young Graduates: What's Your Creative Idea That Requires Funding by GOCEO: 2:50pm On Nov 21, 2021
Hamnas:
As a lab. technician currently running a chemist and trying to expand by adding up a micro lab. And opening a branch insha ALLAH
U are among the people spoiling our health Care system in Nigeria, which university did u study for u to have the efforntry to deal in drugs and human life. Oga take ur time
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Doesn't Call Me by GOCEO: 1:08pm On Nov 20, 2021
EkehPraise:
Honestly I am not trying to sound like a broken record though I'm hurting badly because I don't know how to feel, but this my babe that I've been dating for the past 2 years hardly calls me. Times without number we have talked about it and she promised to improve but that has not been the case.

We have discussed marriage plans and also introduced each other to our families hoping to give it a go ahead come 2022 by God's grace which I know she will be happy to settle with me but two days ago during my break time from work I checked my phone and as usual was about calling her then it occurred to me that this is what I do everyday from good morning to goodnight no calls from her except I call or chat first so I decided not to call or chat yet till now nothing from her.

She has been online on whatsapp, I am sure she calls other people. I have made up my mind not to call or write to her first and if she doesn't reach out to me then I will just bone and move on gently.
Oga it's simple now, you don't have money kawai
RomanceRe: What Made You Decide To Never Open Up To People Again? by GOCEO: 6:33am On Nov 16, 2021
abobote:
When two girls were pregnant for me and I was confused, the people I met for advise, only spread the news
Odogwu, i hail ooh
PhonesRe: NCAA To Demolish Globacom Masts Nationwide Over ₦5.9 Billion Debts by GOCEO: 5:41am On Oct 16, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Why now....anyway glo first useless
Even adenuga know........they keep spending money on ambassadors..instead of fixing the network and paying their gadamnnn debt...
Useless network
The only network where data network can disappear for about 3 days as if you switched your data network...

the only service whereby if you on your data connection you will have to wait for 5 minutes before browsing.
The only network where there will be signal in your toilet, corner of your room and beside kitchen cabinet only..
glo internet speed is slower than injured snail
you might give your life to Christ before you finish downloading a porn movie with glo
Lolz funny nigger
Foreign AffairsRe: 5 Dead, 2 Injured In Norway Bow And Arrow Attack, Suspect Is A Muslim Convert by GOCEO: 12:18pm On Oct 14, 2021
rajiedreez:
Anti Islam reporting, I've read this news on dailymail.co.uk since yesterday but they didn't report that he was a Muslim at first because they where not sure of his belief. But if he ended up being a Christian it won't be reported that Christian man kill people. Violence has no religion
Don't mind diz hypocritical Nigeria Christians who av been brainwashed by deir charlatan in church to part with deir hard earned money, they are always happy n don't reason properly wen dey see any bad news about Muslims.
Foreign AffairsRe: 5 Dead, 2 Injured In Norway Bow And Arrow Attack, Suspect Is A Muslim Convert by GOCEO: 12:15pm On Oct 14, 2021
helinues:
It's time to modify Quran just like the way bible was modified.

Some verses need to be totally removed from the Quran, if not, people like this would continue causing more havoc all in the name of being Muslim
Lolz rily remove some parts, I will advocate for a brain surgery for you whre some dead cells frm ur brain can be removed. No take am to heart na just suggestion
FamilyRe: Next Of Kin Issues: A stranger Has Taken Over His Dad's properties Please Advise by GOCEO: 4:36pm On Oct 13, 2021
All I smell is lies to cause religious rancour between Muslims and Christians, diz Op shud better take his time oooh
CareerRe: 3 Marketing Lessons We Can Learn From Netflix's "Squid Game' by GOCEO: 3:11pm On Oct 11, 2021
keiyna:
No .3. where can I download this movie, please guys link to download it on mp4.
Try NETNAIJA, high quality n low mb

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