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Christianity Etc › Re: Is It True That Dead Bodies Wake Up At Night In Mortuary? by godofuck231: 12:00am On Jul 04, 2022
javaguru:
that na lie abeg

I don't believe in all those stuff,

once you believe all those fetish stuff, it tends to live in ur brain, creating imaginary and faceless beings, meant to scare u.

overcome that fear and live free, work in the dark and sing ur song, free, nothing go happen

movies has caused a lot of damages we have to repair b4 it's too late.
a friend of mine who schooled in the US returned to Nigeria. For her horsemanship, as a mortician, she always badged into the morgue and the elderly men did warn repeatedly that she's being wreckless and she said same , due to her American and scientist belief thats they were medically dead and certified , it wasn't possible for corpses to come to life, she one day by 6:45pm she cleaned and prepared to leave for home when she realized she forgot something inside the morgue,
She went back in , and picked up the item only for the morgue door which was damaged and could not be locked in anyway closed itself behind her and refused opening , after some seconds to struggling with the door she panics and starts banging hard calling for help as all other attendants had left, she realised movements in the dark , turned to around to see a huge man with a spear wearing a tiv war wrapper , facing 6 walking corpses, in a way backing her and he told her in tiv language "run"

That was when the oldest man in the morgue opened the door , her grand father asked her about the details when she narrated the story to her family, and he asked her if she saw his feet and both of them responded "6 TOES"

thats was their family guiedian spirit
Foreign Affairs › Re: Lysychansk Falls To Russian Troops by godofuck231: 11:32pm On Jul 03, 2022
crestedaguiyi:
Zelensky is still begging for arms while hunger and inflation is ravaging the economy
once the country fails totally they will still end up doing business with Russia, just like the taliban in Afghanistan
Crime › Re: Ohio Police Shot ‘unarmed’ Jayland Walker 60 Times by godofuck231: 11:07pm On Jul 03, 2022
JBriel:
Too much movies. Who shots 60 times ?
dialo
Politics › Re: Kwankwaso: it Will Be Very Difficult For Notherners To Vote Obi by godofuck231: 10:50pm On Jul 03, 2022
Obi isn't playing politics , he's not being wise
Agriculture › Re: Giant African Snails Force US Town Into Quarantine (pic) by godofuck231: 10:48pm On Jul 03, 2022
LienwaltAbel:
Cooking snails will kill the lungworm parasite entirely because organisms can't stand a high level of heat, but everyone touches these snails before cooking it and this puts you at risk of getting infected. Understand that they take health issues more seriously than we do here. Thanks.
good wear gloves, cook the damn snail and eat the fvck, warahell
Agriculture › Re: Giant African Snails Force US Town Into Quarantine (pic) by godofuck231: 10:41pm On Jul 03, 2022
LienwaltAbel:
And you skipped the part where it talked about meningitis?
NIGGGGGGAAAAAAAAA we you no chop snail , you get maragiitis? Talk less meningitis
Agriculture › Re: Giant African Snails Force US Town Into Quarantine (pic) by godofuck231: 9:38pm On Jul 03, 2022
LienwaltAbel:
You obviously didn't read the full article.
I did and we still eat them in nigeria , e de help reduce BP
Food › Re: How I Prepared My delicious Rice And Stew... Please rate my cooking skills by godofuck231: 9:33pm On Jul 03, 2022
You de try but you de learn work, you don't serve tomato source on top a plate of rice its primitive , its only done to kids in village settings to help them mix ,serve in a soup plate or by the side of the dish
Agriculture › Re: Giant African Snails Force US Town Into Quarantine (pic) by godofuck231: 9:25pm On Jul 03, 2022
When you think and reason too much you become stupid , this is the case ,so the snail na lion now , u lock full town , kill economy and livelihood of people over snail when we de look for to chop for Africa, why not send 200 nigerians over there , the snail will become endangered
Romance › Re: Nigerian Cross Dresser Removes His M@nh∅∅d, Shows Off His ‘surgical V@g!πa by godofuck231: 3:37pm On Jul 03, 2022
Na to find rapist for am make them test the shiit if its as durable and that of a woman , where all those screwdriver boys when de pass women out dor lagos
Romance › Re: My Medicine Shop Is Going Empty Since I Met My New Girlfriend (pic) by godofuck231: 3:34pm On Jul 03, 2022
Johndagr8t:
but I really love her
thats what men say before suicide , learn that love not returned isn't love its infatuation, , your drug business has good income on turnover, that u knew way back in nigeria , but the money for growth is being taken away by your girl , now clone her calls and chats and see the anal sex and dykes she sucks and where all the money is going to , dont be shocked and don't kill her please , just find another girl that would take over your business, develop it and love you in return
Christianity Etc › Re: Adeboye: Christians Don’t Need Guns For Self-Defence by godofuck231: 1:35pm On Jul 03, 2022
This guy de misyarn o
Politics › Re: 5,000 APC Members Defect To PDP In Katsina(pics) by godofuck231: 1:22pm On Jul 03, 2022
When Jonathan warned you guys that you all should think wisely, except you want to suffer and loose your freedom and hard progress lost you guys felt he was weak , so I present baba slow mo
Properties › Re: Panic Room / Safe Room Construction. by godofuck231: 1:20pm On Jul 03, 2022
Boardist:
With the state of current security in this country right now, Safety is of paramount importance.

I am in need for someone that can plan and build a Panic/Safe room.

Panic room doesn’t seem to be norm in this country as far as I can tell.
what's the location of your residence, don't have steady power in your country so you might have oxygen supply problems , unless you can buy oxygen cylinders, and your kids might trap themselves inside think wisely ,
Politics › Re: Vote Our Party No Matter How Angry You Are - Amaechi Urges Rivers State Resident by godofuck231: 1:11pm On Jul 03, 2022
So in that anger you want to win and make them enraged , the guy wan set the state on fire then
Romance › Re: Horse Heiress, 45, Charged For Allegedly Having Sex With 14-year-old Boy by godofuck231: 11:01am On Jul 03, 2022
Nothing de there na man we de see pass that one at early age , for Africa na blessing say such single woman favor us self as far as no be person wife she's free , too much thinking you go start to reason rubbish
Politics › Re: Court Rules: FIRS Can Collect VAT From Lagos Hotel Owners by godofuck231: 10:51am On Jul 03, 2022
kozmokaz:
I don’t know u , but I owe you one cold life
lol
Crime › Re: ‘unadulterated HELL’: Three Police, Police K9 Dead In Shootout With Kentucky ‘fe by godofuck231: 10:50am On Jul 03, 2022
Ternistacle:
u speak fire, if the police trespassed on his properties or rights, he has no right to open fire or return fire on the police. Do you know what it means to kill a cop??
Na life time jail for him
guy his right to self defence is devine and legal , if the cop is a dirty cop and his life is in danger the court would prove it and if found so acquitted
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dike Opens Up About Her Relationship With Nyesom Wike by godofuck231: 12:16am On Jul 03, 2022
Oh shit, ohhhh shiiiieeett
Politics › Re: INSECURITY: Should Nigerians Be Allowed To Carry Arms? by godofuck231: 12:15am On Jul 03, 2022
Dramadiddy:
are you comparing that to people casually shooting up public places
just like the fulanis who have guns , they know if they attack a school campus such as oko poly or ambrose Alli ekpoma they will die a bad death , so it is in the US when you attack an NRA members house, they will be killed by a 10 year old with a hunting shotgun
Foreign Affairs › Re: China Gifts Zimbabwe New $160 Million Parliament Building by godofuck231: 10:56pm On Jul 02, 2022
These fools are being bought , now their senate is technically owned by China
Romance › Re: Does Anyone No How To Make Custard Pls? by godofuck231: 10:49pm On Jul 02, 2022
Its like having sex , everything has to be in order and precise, the custard dosent thicken or coagulate like pap , so you have to make sure the water is scalding hot , meaning de boil like man when never touch woman for years , stir the custard in a bowl and remove the spoon immediately start slowly pouring the hot water in the middle of the mix and slow down as it tickens, then cover the bowl for 2 minutes

If you fail to coagulate then put the mix on fire, its an alternative solution
Politics › Re: INSECURITY: Should Nigerians Be Allowed To Carry Arms? by godofuck231: 10:42pm On Jul 02, 2022
Dramadiddy:
that's what they used to deceive them in the US
don't think because you have not seen a home invasion ,that makes you immune to attacks , wait till your wife or child is held at gun point, then it would kick in , just stay small
Politics › Re: Court Rules: FIRS Can Collect VAT From Lagos Hotel Owners by godofuck231: 10:39pm On Jul 02, 2022
The true federal system says the states generates the revenue and gives to the federal government, not the federal government giving or taking , this is a military system of the cic taking and giving to the state, and its an aberration, and very evil act
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Who Used The Lady Who Barked Like Dog In Ogun Arrested by godofuck231: 10:35pm On Jul 02, 2022
Na dog when de road car de jam quick , and na bingo (poor man pikin) de sweet pass for dog meat
Foreign Affairs › Re: Tensions Escalate Between DRC and Rwanda - Straight Talk Africa, VOA by godofuck231: 10:32pm On Jul 02, 2022
seunny4lif:
I swear
They now wish Gadaffi is alive grin grin grin
watch out for what you hear from social media , its now being used as a weapon
Politics › Re: President Buhari Arrives Abuja After Portugal Trip by godofuck231: 8:23pm On Jul 02, 2022
Send him back we no need am here
Celebrities › Re: If Your Husband Does Not Pay Any Bills And Does Not Give You Joy, You Are Single by godofuck231: 8:20pm On Jul 02, 2022
Just like the man who was said can't buy his fiancee a bottle of coke but ended up marrying her and and bought her an oil tanker .

Some women are so brain dead by social media that they can't calculate a man's energy, only dyke size their brain de good at measuring
Foreign Affairs › Re: Tensions Escalate Between DRC and Rwanda - Straight Talk Africa, VOA by godofuck231: 8:16pm On Jul 02, 2022
seunny4lif:
Protesters in Tobruk waving the Gaddafi's Arab Jamahiriya green flag during the protests as Libyans are facing high cost of living and massive power failure
stupid people who killed their chosen one , no man of medicine knows the cure to self poisoning
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Destroys Five Ukrainian Army Command by godofuck231: 8:10pm On Jul 02, 2022
Putin need visit nigeria , Nigeria needs some of those bombs
Romance › Re: Mayor Marries Alligator In A Ceremony In Mexico (photos) by godofuck231: 8:08pm On Jul 02, 2022
Them need to carry am go confession box give am 3 minutes gents time , beat am with iron, maybe em head go straight

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