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javaguru:a friend of mine who schooled in the US returned to Nigeria. For her horsemanship, as a mortician, she always badged into the morgue and the elderly men did warn repeatedly that she's being wreckless and she said same , due to her American and scientist belief thats they were medically dead and certified , it wasn't possible for corpses to come to life, she one day by 6:45pm she cleaned and prepared to leave for home when she realized she forgot something inside the morgue, She went back in , and picked up the item only for the morgue door which was damaged and could not be locked in anyway closed itself behind her and refused opening , after some seconds to struggling with the door she panics and starts banging hard calling for help as all other attendants had left, she realised movements in the dark , turned to around to see a huge man with a spear wearing a tiv war wrapper , facing 6 walking corpses, in a way backing her and he told her in tiv language "run" That was when the oldest man in the morgue opened the door , her grand father asked her about the details when she narrated the story to her family, and he asked her if she saw his feet and both of them responded "6 TOES" thats was their family guiedian spirit |
crestedaguiyi:once the country fails totally they will still end up doing business with Russia, just like the taliban in Afghanistan |
JBriel:dialo |
Obi isn't playing politics , he's not being wise |
LienwaltAbel:good wear gloves, cook the damn snail and eat the fvck, warahell |
LienwaltAbel:NIGGGGGGAAAAAAAAA we you no chop snail , you get maragiitis? Talk less meningitis |
LienwaltAbel:I did and we still eat them in nigeria , e de help reduce BP |
You de try but you de learn work, you don't serve tomato source on top a plate of rice its primitive , its only done to kids in village settings to help them mix ,serve in a soup plate or by the side of the dish |
When you think and reason too much you become stupid , this is the case ,so the snail na lion now , u lock full town , kill economy and livelihood of people over snail when we de look for to chop for Africa, why not send 200 nigerians over there , the snail will become endangered |
Na to find rapist for am make them test the shiit if its as durable and that of a woman , where all those screwdriver boys when de pass women out dor lagos |
Johndagr8t:thats what men say before suicide , learn that love not returned isn't love its infatuation, , your drug business has good income on turnover, that u knew way back in nigeria , but the money for growth is being taken away by your girl , now clone her calls and chats and see the anal sex and dykes she sucks and where all the money is going to , dont be shocked and don't kill her please , just find another girl that would take over your business, develop it and love you in return |
This guy de misyarn o |
When Jonathan warned you guys that you all should think wisely, except you want to suffer and loose your freedom and hard progress lost you guys felt he was weak , so I present baba slow mo |
Boardist:what's the location of your residence, don't have steady power in your country so you might have oxygen supply problems , unless you can buy oxygen cylinders, and your kids might trap themselves inside think wisely , |
So in that anger you want to win and make them enraged , the guy wan set the state on fire then |
Nothing de there na man we de see pass that one at early age , for Africa na blessing say such single woman favor us self as far as no be person wife she's free , too much thinking you go start to reason rubbish |
kozmokaz:lol |
Ternistacle:guy his right to self defence is devine and legal , if the cop is a dirty cop and his life is in danger the court would prove it and if found so acquitted |
Oh shit, ohhhh shiiiieeett |
Dramadiddy:just like the fulanis who have guns , they know if they attack a school campus such as oko poly or ambrose Alli ekpoma they will die a bad death , so it is in the US when you attack an NRA members house, they will be killed by a 10 year old with a hunting shotgun |
These fools are being bought , now their senate is technically owned by China |
Its like having sex , everything has to be in order and precise, the custard dosent thicken or coagulate like pap , so you have to make sure the water is scalding hot , meaning de boil like man when never touch woman for years , stir the custard in a bowl and remove the spoon immediately start slowly pouring the hot water in the middle of the mix and slow down as it tickens, then cover the bowl for 2 minutes If you fail to coagulate then put the mix on fire, its an alternative solution |
Dramadiddy:don't think because you have not seen a home invasion ,that makes you immune to attacks , wait till your wife or child is held at gun point, then it would kick in , just stay small |
The true federal system says the states generates the revenue and gives to the federal government, not the federal government giving or taking , this is a military system of the cic taking and giving to the state, and its an aberration, and very evil act |
Na dog when de road car de jam quick , and na bingo (poor man pikin) de sweet pass for dog meat |
seunny4lif:watch out for what you hear from social media , its now being used as a weapon |
Send him back we no need am here |
Just like the man who was said can't buy his fiancee a bottle of coke but ended up marrying her and and bought her an oil tanker . Some women are so brain dead by social media that they can't calculate a man's energy, only dyke size their brain de good at measuring |
seunny4lif:stupid people who killed their chosen one , no man of medicine knows the cure to self poisoning |
Putin need visit nigeria , Nigeria needs some of those bombs |
Them need to carry am go confession box give am 3 minutes gents time , beat am with iron, maybe em head go straight |
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