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She looks like a constipated chicken

Aaaaarghmed:
hello all...am a slim guy naturally,my mum is very slim too .but recently I noticed I have being loosing weight esp from my face ...my cheek bones tend to be more pronounced and my face is no longer full like before.pls what do I eat or drink to improve my weight and to make my face full like before because right now my face and body is skinny .pls recommend drugs,food or drinks to take.My girlfriend Don dey complain

your body lacks proteins, rise some weights , crack a crate of eggs weekly and eat red steaks or red meat, optimus will come alive!

God bless the guy who gave her the balance or she paid out of love from her own purse cause he dosent have much

Penalty should be public flogging, by the woman's age mates , u will need to see the lashing.

WonderManly:
That is, you are willing to end up as this motor...

may God punish this driver

That was the right thing to do, they are of age and already sexually active ,but a man must know how to take responsibility of his actions , his father should have warned him or given him some sex education , using a condom is important, now he should lead them to his father to champion the responsibility since his son has failed to clean his mess, marriage on the way

How much for the lies and failed promises?

What sort of pproblem is this?
Is this a mess or somebody mess

A pastor's wife actually requested a bj from her husband and it landed her in the church elders summon , she was sl*t shamed , after all she silently parked up her thins and served him a divorce case , some of them still live in a primitive circle

Most people think am in nigeria and think I use a certain network , little do they know ,the ict world is so vast that's anything is near possible , there are softwares that screen the ip to make you seem to be chatting from siberia while In kaduna

Nigerian women use it as an excuse to misbehave and insult men not to protect the woman's weak point

They need to come to IDP camp in bornu, this is heaven

Instead of being a w#ore and prostitution around town she's married, any woman who settles and takes this bold step is responsible, baby mamas and olosho de cry because only she de chop the money , if Regina let's them into her home they will steal silver spoons at dinner or snatch her husband , next!

Megir:
What will she be producing or selling ?

am afraid selling ,in this case slack shaki and worn out slippers

ecclize:
wetin be tacha talent abeg...
i just taya for all this publicity wey no even follow...

failed seduction

Oluwasaeon:
What are they managing ?

yam and the goat

Some women sure know how to calculate a man's future , but the ones who ruin sure want money or they dump you, women who wait always strike gold

Died like a goat hit by a car with his legs open, lol

0gaGist:
Veteran Nollywood actress now Preacher, Liz Benson, is now a grandmother. Her daughter Lilian and her hubby, Promise Diribe, have welcomed their first child, a boy.

Lilian gave birth to their baby on October 1st. He has since been christened Elkanah Ugonna Diribe.

Lilian and Promise got married in April, 2017.

Gist from Gistmore
http://gistmore.com/liz-benson-becomes-a-grandmother-as-her-daughter-welcomes-her-first-child

now this is what I call a slay mama, fulfilled nd still hot , even as a grand mum

Pettyprincess:
There is this guy i met on 2go long time ago when i was fourteen years old, we exchanged contact and since then we have been talking and he did usually call me everyday just to hear my voice,he is way older than i am.

After sometime we lost contact, and we reconnected back on facebook and we started talking since then, he has always told me he likes me blah blah but still waiting till i am mature enough.

So when i clocked 18, he told us to meet which i agreed and we actually met at a bar and he finally told me about his feelings physically and said he would love us to date but i declined because i actually had no feelings whatsoever for him but i said we can be friends.

So since then he has been calling me every single day, everyone in my family knows him because of his constant call and one day he told me he is at our area that he would love to see me i actually agreed even if i never wanted because people at my area will think i am dating this guy and i know he is not my type moreover after my first (unserious) bf that cheated on me because i didn't give him chochie i decided never to date Nigerian guy no more, but this guy that is crushing on me will not let me go.

After that first visit he now wants to turn to it to routine to always visit me whenever he is in Lagos which i am not comfortable with but i dont know how to tell him because he is really nice caring and has been there for me financially when i needed him but still it doesn't change my feelings.

Nw i gat a serious bf, although he is not Nigerian but he is also caring, honest, nice, very handsome and very tall and those are the features i like a guy to possess, especially I love when a guy is very tall because i am petite AKA portable
ND this non Nigerian guy has already talked to my mum and my mum seems to like him a lot although they couldn't speak well because my mum not so fluent in English.

So this guy crushing on me still wants to be visiting me again after i told him i have gotten a boyfriend but he insisted that he will still visit me which i told him okay.

So later he called me that he is almost at my area but b4 he could call me later i quickly blocked his number, he has probably called me many times with his number but later he called me with another number but the moment i had his voice i pretended as if the connection was really bad and we actually didn't see that day.

I know what i did was bad which i have been feeling quilty of bt i dnt wanna give him false hope that we can still date.

So later he sent me a message on whatsapp asking if i blocked his number which i deny because he would be really hurt if i had told him the truth.

Even after denying i blocked his number he has been calling me with another number and my boyfriend got to know this guy nd told me to tell him the truth bt i can't because i know it will very hurtful for him.

Nw i need advice on how i can let this guy to know my bf doesn't want him to be disturbing me with calls or try to visit me no more without his feelings getting hurt.

I only need mature advice!!!

a relationship of 5 years or more , dumped for a man who you dont know if hes married ,when he becomes a governor or senator you will find his number, don't worry , stay cool and relax

Hintona:
So I'm in a relationship with this really cute guy, tall, dark and handsome but he's always hitting me for the littlest things, it's getting too much we are course mates and he even hits me in front of our fellow course mates. But they usually take it as a joke, to me it's not, I hate it and I've talked to him several times but he always apologises and does it again the next second though he has never beaten me seriously, I hate the knocks on the head and the slaps on the back.

what do I do?

he's not matured enough for a relationship, and his will endanger your life , the day he gets jealous or upset a deadly blow will set you in the critical ward, abandon ship!

Lead poisoning is a infection caused by pulling a trigger , why the delay

People place spells on others to ruin their lives , try meeting your dad and mum to break it and install their blessings , when both can do this the conjurer no longer has a grip on you