₦airaland Forum

Benis and wickedness

Holywizard:
Look out what we found and killed tonight.
Who can tell me the specie of this snake?
By the way, snake pepper soup is on its way

looks like a ball python, dose not grow that big , non venominous

Duchessree:
But why will you play hard to get when you really like him??

women , the most unstable elements and vessels on earth , solution= to stabilise a woman add a man to her live = marriage = family.

Women who chase miracles beware

At least tonto could not keep a man she could, and will care for him better

Shekau will not be happy with this

Tacha has a soft copy on her chest , as a consolation

When you attain class you find out the classy high and rich don't wear tattoos, this girl is finished

olufemi7onifade:
BREAKING NEWS!

This is to inform Government Collage Makurdi the class of '95 of the tragic & untimely death of our classmates PRINCEWELL TERHEMBA IYO who serves with the Nigerian Army, 82 Div Enugu but deployed to Maiduguri as a special force to combat the insurgents, Boko Haram in Borno State.

Until his death, TERHEMBA IYO came home (Benue) on a two weeks pass (break) inorder to continue work on his personal building and relocate his mother & make her more comfortable.

PRINCEWELL TERHEMBA IYO left on the 8th of September, 2019 with the hope to return & complete the building, he was killed in a fierce attack in Borno State on the 12th of September, 2019 & his decaying remains found 5 days later on the 17th September, 2019.

According to reports, his colleagues retreated & whispered to him to do same tactically, of course due to insufficient armoury to sustain the long engagement at the war front with the Boko Haram.

As a soldier that he is, you have to obey the last command even without ammunitions.
He is survived by his wife with Two kids & an aged mother. LATE PRINCEWELL TERHEMBA IYO was the only son.
Adiós!

https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100021644838886

the theatre commander should be court martialed and sentenced , how come did it happen, any army that runs out of armo is as good as defeated , it is a bad omen for any soldier so as any general

AntiBrutus:
The highpoint was when Ebuka asked him on stage...

Ebuka: Mike, I mean...you are a married man. You lived for days with beautiful women. How hard was it for you?

Mike: IT WASN'T HARD. I MEAN, I HAVE A QUEEN *points to wife*

and that's why he's rich and can afford to forgo thrash for gold

LillyVal:
Dear average Nigerian married men, hope you learned something from Mike O Edwards of BBN 4?

Infidelity is a choice.
You are responsible for what you do with your penis.
You cheat or misbehave because you want to or you are a dog, not because you can't control yourself.

Mike lived 99 days with different beautiful ladies of different sizes, complexion, height and shapes.
He saw them in skimpy outfits, shared bathrooms and bedrooms with them, but not for once did we see his boner.

Not for once did he behave inappropriately around any of them.

He respected himself, his wife, his wedding vows and his brand, even though he knows our society would have made excuses for him or forgiven him easily if he had messed around with any of the girls in that house.

Remember this when next you want to make silly excuses for philandering husbands or put the blame on wives of cheating men.

Remember this when next you justify sleeping with the house help, sister inlaw, colleague, neighbour, wife's best friend or your side chick.

Like or hate Mike, he really set a good standard for married men in that house.
He made a point.

Man like Mike!

what do you expect from a man whose wife's bunny scents like strawberries or peaches , cooks like a meaner slays like an assassin under his sheets , poised like a poison in his veins . I'll wait if i were in his shoes.

Igbo people and defiance, why park close to plenty flames when the vehicles use petroleum premium motto spirit, safety isn't one of their concerns jn life just making money they actually never enjoy, with no laeger type of fire extinguishers in the parks apart from thebportable ones in the buses , in their next life may God give them wisdom

Igbo people and defiance, why park close to plenty flames when the vehicles use petroleum premium motto spirit, safety isn't one of their concerns jn life just making money they actually never enjoy, now the buses are burnt , in their next life may God give them wisdom

Black panther will be there shortly

I've not seen one guy claiming he's dating this thacha thing , seems she's public property, or strictly married mens toy

Mr rifle my life , take it ...... naa you're dead

Abidob:
Reverse seem to be the case. I think davido’s tattoo left her chest cos the odor was too much.. #jokes

jesuuuuuu

Gonorrhoea and herpes infection from his mum has screwed his brain badly
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edoairways:
Someone didn't have enough rest yet you blame Bini witches huh?

lol

Gisters:
Edo state governor, Obaseki caught sleeping again at an event.

Gist from Gistmore
http://gistmore.com/governor-obaseki-caught-sleeping-again

beni witches no let the man rest

stollen pic

dre11:
https://thenationonlineng.net/truck-driver-allegedly-kills-wife-for-reporting-him-to-her-mum/

it is said that if the town crier sees a powerful spirit he dares not announce its arrival without the permission of the gods , a woman who looses her mouth to the public will end up crying in the market square for solutions to self inflicted injury, she was warned from a man who felt threatened and any man both big and small are capable of what they say, a man is judged by his words and contents , beware.

poor girl only God knows what she went trough managing with him , the thought of what she endured and pains swallowed led to this emotional eruption

except he's a cow , if not he is insignificant

she looks like a compound i#becile

stephanie11:
POLITICSNIGERIA.COM

Former President Goodluck Jonathan has replied Former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, David Cameron over his recent statement that Jonathan did not allow the UK to rescue Chibok Girls from Boko Haram.

In a statement made available to POLITICS NIGERIA, Jonathan wrote;

“I read the comments by former British Prime Minister, David Cameron, in his new book, For the Record, in which he accused me and the Nigerian Government, which I headed, of corruption and rejecting the help of the British Government in rescuing the Chibok Girls, who were kidnapped on April 14, 2014.”

“It is quite sad that Mr. Cameron would say this because nothing of such ever occurred. As President of Nigeria, I not only wrote letters to then Prime Minister David Cameron, I also wrote to the then US President, Barrack Obama, and the then French President, François Hollande, as well as the Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, appealing to them for help in rescuing the Chibok Girls.”

“How could I write to appeal for help and then reject the very thing I appealed for?”

“Also, history contradicts Mr. Cameron. On March 8, 2012, when the same Boko Haram linked terrorists abducted a British expatriate named Chris McManus, along with an Italian hostage Franco Lamolinara, in Sokoto, I, as Nigerian President, personally authorised a rescue effort by members of the British military Special Boat Service supported by officers and men of the Nigerian Army, to free the abducted men.”

“So, having set a precedent like that, why would I reject British help in rescuing the Chibok Girls, if it was offered? I also authorised the secret deployment of troops from the United Kingdom, the United States and Israel as a result of the Chibok incident, so how Mr. Cameron could say this with a straight face beats me.”

“Moreover, on March 8, 2017, the British Government of former Prime Minister, Theresa May, in a widely circulated press statement, debunked this allegation and said there was no truth in it after Mr. Cameron had made similar statements to the Observer of the UK.”

“In his book, Mr. Cameron failed to mention that I wrote him requesting his help on Chibok. Why did he suppress that information? I remind him that copies of that letter exist at the State Houses in Nigeria and London. He never called me on the phone to offer any help. On the contrary, I am the one that reached out to him.”

“He accused me of appointing Generals based on political considerations. How could that be when I fired my service chiefs twice in five years, to show that I would not tolerate anything less than meaningful progress in the war on terror.”

“I was completely blind to ethnic or political considerations in my appointments. In civil and military matters, I appointed people that I had never even met prior to appointing them, based on their professional pedigree. Though I was from the South, most of my service chiefs came from the North.”

“I do, however, know that Mr. Cameron has long nursed deep grudges against me for reasons that have been published in various media.”

“On July 24, 2013, while celebrating the passage of the United Kingdom’s Marriage (Same Sex Couples) Act, 2013, Mr. Cameron said “I want to export gay marriage around the world”.”

“At that occasion, he boasted that he would send the team that successfully drafted and promoted the Bill, to nations, like Nigeria, saying inter alia:

“I’ve told the Bill team I’m now going to reassign them because, of course, all over the world people would have been watching this piece of legislation”.

As President of Nigeria at that time, I came under almost unbearable pressure from the Cameron administration to pass legislation supporting LGBTQ Same-Sex marriage in Nigeria. My conscience could not stomach that, because as President of Nigeria, I swore on the Bible to advance Nigeria’s interests, and not the interest of the United Kingdom or any foreign power.”

“As such, on Monday, January 13, 2014, I signed the Same-Sex Marriage Prohibition Bill into law after the Bill had been passed by an overwhelming bipartisan majority of Nigeria’s parliament, in line with the wishes of the Nigerian people. This happened shortly after a study of 39 nations around the world by the U.S. Pew Research Center came up with a finding which indicated that 98 percent of Nigerians were opposed to the idea of Gay Marriage.”

“Immediately after I took this patriotic action, my government came under almost unbearable pressure from Mr. Cameron, who reached me through envoys, and made subtle and not so subtle threats against me and my government.”

“In fact, meetings were held at the Obama White House and at the Portcullis House in Parliament UK, with the then Nigerian opposition to disparage me, after I had signed the Same-Sex Marriage Prohibition Bill into law.

On the issue of corruption, it suffices to say that Mr. Cameron is not as competent as Transparency International, which is globally acknowledged as the adjudicator of who is corrupt and who is not.”

“During my administration, in 2014, Nigeria made her best ever improvement on the annual Transparency International Corruption Perception Index, moving from 144 the previous year, to 136, an 8 point improvement. As a nation, we have not made such improvements on the CPI before or after 2014.”

“In line with these facts, I would urge the public to take Mr. Cameron’s accusations with a grain of salt. I will not be the first person to accuse him of lying on account of this book, and with the reactions in the Uk so far, I definitely will not be the last.”

https://politicsnigeria.com/breaking-liar-jonathan-replies-former-uk-pm-david-cameron-over-chibok-girls/

instead of rescuing chibok girls , ex British SAS operatives were see or rather Caught supplying rebels in Libya weapons especially plasma .50 calibre sniper rifles to fight against gaddafi , the blowback of the Libyan arms fallout is what's getting to Nigeria and Boko haram is cashing in on it like milk and honey

shamecurls:
Its for licking-up during sex

It indicates where to start licking from (Upwards or Downwards)

A serving plate also as that's the only place that can hold content when lying flat. You can pour icecream or anything there and lick up to any destination.

how did you know ,so you have been spying on me? stalkerrrr

is she a goat that's strays away when showed a fresh green leaf? or was it money she saw? there are stories heard and the wise close their eyes as it's been told because it's already a wrap.

thebosstrevor:
Nigerians always say they are one of the smartest people in the world, they boast and beat their chest that they are so intelligent and smart and nobody can beat a Nigerian, but then again with all these bragging, Nigeria is not developed and cant boast of a middle class

My question to you Nigerian Folks, if Nigerians are one of the smartest in the world, why isnt Nigeria developed? pls do not mention bad government, i am tired of hearing that.

envious pride and wickedness prevents the intelligent and best brains from becoming torch bearers , when the right person like sowore is discovered , the old and wicked once fight him till he's dead , unlike what happens when Nigerians perform out-of the country, for example yhe automatic landing software of aircrafts was chiefly designed by a yuroba and Japanese man for NASA, but when an Igbo boy made a manned helicopter in the Eastern part of nigeria he was killed , deemed a threat to security ,
so what else do you want to hear , baba Sallahs cry?