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2019endofapc:
Omg this Isi Ewu don dey hungry me now. where is my Girl let drive to market now now to get my favorite Isi Ewu to prepare today with chilled beer in the fridge

Don't forget to buy her bum shorts so she can cook for you while u drink orijin (as for me I inspect and do stop and search,i always find incriminating evidence)

akeentech:
I prefer a good cook to a good sex

Guy stop embarrassing our ancestors you know the kind food ur papa chop before your mama kiss am that night, take your time o, the two de lead to lovely children with good future, look at you for example, u look good already

MARKETfund:
They'll rather give amnesty to BH than use the money for their treatment and welfare?


Such an unfortunate situation

It's a lie Muhammad situation

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simonlee:
LIVE FROM THE UK

BBC Reporter: How will you define terrorism?

Buhari: The current definition is "any individual or group that uses violence to achieve a political goal"

BBC Reporter: And your administration does not believe that the Fulani Herdsmen fit that definition?

Buhari:

Lol, no witch doctor can cure self poisoning

Nwodosis:
It safer for an armed robber to get hold of you with huge cash than some police! The police might like to destroy the evidence after taking the cash, the evidence is you being alive!

This man has tasted orijin, you are wise God grant you long life

A woman who wears jeans shorts to bed at night is not a w woman, she probably married him for wealth and knows of his other women she fortifying her financial future as she's not really inlove with him, a court marriage is a woman's insurance, if she does the marriage certificate will be issued to her the woman and that's her weapon/ option for divorce or claim to alimony, therein to he's estate post if he passes on,
It's a desperate act and most men see it as a means of self ruin or self poisoning.
Ipso facto he will grant her a court wedding if she would sign a prenuptial agreement in that same court.
The Oracle has spoken, be wise

Ahhhhhhhhh! The gods are wise, drink orijin and see the future,
young man you have done well, your blessings are intact, first of all let me thank you for doing what is right by marrying that woman and not making her a baby mama, may your ancestors strengthen your yam barn,

the owl who was accused of witchcraft has replied saying "she was not a witch o and her only crime was that she only frightened kids from going on errands at night" no smoke without fire, this is Africa our beliefs are real, find out how that woman lived and built that house, did she die an angry or miserable death? Was she fetish? When people die in questionable conditions there is bound to be a grudge, a grudge is a spirit that has refused to rest in peace and has become malicious and violent, it knows no friend or enemy,it hunts everyone even children, do not put a pregnant woman in a house of horror or the child will be polluted, women are receptive to infections very fast and are hard to detect the infection so as spiritual infections, what a pregnant woman sees becomes her child or children, a family house isn't a place for tenants, first if the mother of the landlord is buried inside that compound the house becomes his by tradition, that grave is a statement, it says keep off.

Today is a good day fortune will smile on you, make sure you buy your wife a beautiful material for a dress she likes purple.

Ahhhhhhhhh! The gods are wise, drink orijin and see the future,
young man you have done well, your blessings are intact, first of all let me thank you for doing what is right by marrying that woman and not making her a baby mama, may your ancestors strengthen your yam barn,

the owl who was accused of witchcraft has replied saying "she was not a witch o and her only crime was that she only frightened kids from going on errands at night" no smoke without fire, this is Africa our beliefs are real, find out how that woman lived and built that house, did she die an angry or miserable death? Was she fetish? When people die in questionable conditions there is bound to be a grudge, a grudge is a spirit that has refused to rest in peace and has become malicious and violent, it knows no friend or enemy,it hunts everyone even children, do not put a pregnant woman in a house of horror or the child will be polluted, women are receptive to infections very fast and are hard to detect the infection so as spiritual infections, what a pregnant woman sees becomes her child or children, a family house isn't a place for tenants, first if the mother of the landlord is buried inside that compound the house becomes his by tradition, that grave is a statement, it says keep off.

fourhayz:
There is only one Football made easy....and that is Lionel Messi.


Ohhh i forgot this is a bubu thread.

Hope they are not as dumb as their father

lefulefu:
50k for artificial nail?

See now, she never tear you the main bill and now u have died

Cyriloha:
Pammy go de there ?

Behave!

lefulefu:
50k for artificial nail?

lol
Woman never open office for your head before, abi not here on nairaland one artist girlfriend give am bill of 700k for hair, I was just actually over exaggerating

chronique:
Where did you hear that nonsense from?

Lie lie Muhammad

When a foolish man has decided to contest with the gods in a show of wickedness the gods will open his anus and put hot charcoal inside for the wind to blow, what a foolish man, The gods have refused his food,

Cyriloha:
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Thanks bro but that's just the truth mark my words today time will come when oyinbo women go de come de marry African men go because our girls don't know the value of what they gat

You don burst code,
Them never understand say why most women de single Na because black men don realise say we no de last due to BP and cardiac arrest ,oyibo woman de kill stress our black woman Na to kill you, as you come back from work oyibo don serve dinner, but black woman de wait make she pour you complaints, plus one of her artificial nail break when she de peel yam so 50,000 naira will de debited from your account.
Abeg if to say you de Washington we for go drink orijin tonight, you are in spirit

Cyriloha:
For what !!? Na our girls de do longer throat and they are very stupid

May your ancestors bless you sir,you have spoken like not only a man but an elder, your days will be long.

CeoNewshelm:
The Lagos state police command has released a statement detailing all it knows so far about the murder of singer, Alizee and her 4 year old daughter by her husband, Peter Nelson, a 53-year old citizen of Denmark at their home in Banana Island on Thursday April 5th.



The police say on close examination, marks of violence were seen on Alizee and her daughter's body after the attack. Mr. Peter Nelson is currently being investigated by the Homicide team at SCID Panti Yaba. Read the statement below

http://newshelm.ng/what-we-know-so-far-about-the-murder-of-singer-alizee-her-daughter-police/

Some women get pregnant intentionally to hold a man down, well that's OK, but using the pregnancy or child against the man or as a leverage to duress a man and milk him dry is bad but no problem.
Blackmailing or attempt to blackmail some men don't always go well, the dangerous thing about men who have tasted blood once is that the will always kill again, "slaythings" and baby mamas and sugar wives please be careful and be cautioned, ideas could be dangerous.

That child was more of a threat than a loving child to that man and he decided to end all, the child wouldn't hurt him but most probably the mothers mouth has placed the child in a bad position, I pray that child's soul rests in peace as she was innocent.

Baawaa:
Whatever that lead to the fightg,must he kill his brother?

3 things involved

Money,
Woman,
Property.

Next!

He's speaking from his experience as a fuckboy

He's speaking f f experience as a fuckboy

Bustincole:
U mean she has not committed any adultry for d past 3 yrs ago

No not at all but a lot of fuckry

Next time don't start violence with a drunk person, the reserved part of him is gon and suppressed, you put your life in direct danger as alcohol is sometimes not compatible with some men, use your brain, next time you could get killed shut that mouth and keep ur hands to your self, till he's sober do not spike the already ticking bomb

mhisbliss:
It was awesome thank you

Am suspecting you, you are a suspect, your way no pure, u did something naughty and ure happy, abi U drink orijin?

survivor1986:
Not her fault. Anybody can do anything to get famous these days.

I beg help us investigate this issue, the puna fit be fake, as vijay tightening cream fit don put things on false state, well, that if you will survive as a real survivor

mhisbliss:

What's up mhisbliss, how was your weekend?

mhisbliss:
I'm stunned seriously, if she's 25 i guess I'm 10

10 don de grow boobs, u be 2 years old

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Comrde3g:
ONE OF THOSE THAT WENT TO ASO ROCK TO SCAM BUHARI IN THE NAME OF "AREWA PASTORS" HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED AS HENRY SADO WHO CLAIMED TO BE A BISHOP.

One of those that went to Aso Rock to scam Buhari claiming to be "Arewa Pastors" has been identified as "Henry Sado" who claims to be a Bishop, but findings revealed that he is neither a Bishop nor ever pastored any church.

According to our discovery he does not live in the North and has no business in the north, rather he resides in Edo State.

When his face was identified in the picture (as he is marked in these pictures) his facebook account was traced and messages were sent to his friends. One of his friends contacted that responded agreed that Bishop Henry Sado truly went to Aso Rock.

He also revealed that his activities indicate that Buhari must have given them huge amount of money.

His friend, who also abhorred what the group did, said that "he is spending lavishly and he even bought a new phone worth N136,000. And this is the same person that his phone couldn't browse well and his battery is always running down fast, that it's always a serious challenge to get him on phone."

He further revealed as follows, "in fact, his Facebook account is full of posts from his friends and even on his last birthday he could not respond, upon all the birthday greetings sent to him through Facebook due to bad phone and weak battery." He concluded.

We will continue to dig into this matter. Since they promised Buhari to expose the Pastors that are against him (Buhari), we will first expose all of them to the world as Judas Iscariot. And we will continue to move against Buhari until we retire him from politics back to Daura and nothing will happen to us by the grace of God.

Nigeria is our beloved country, no Judas Iscariot can stand us in our mission to send Buhari and his APC out of Aso Rock.

Nice one after all he didn't recognise Obama and passed him at the white house after all, what a whimp

mhisbliss:
She's 25

If she is then my grand mother is 16 and she's mother M

Ladyhippolyta88:
It seems you have friends in the business.Whatever boy.

No Enoder you father no give u orientation, u de call ur elder boy, find ur father if u can, ( If you have)

Ladyhippolyta88:
Comments like yours are unnecessary and stupid.
@topic,She must have written waec again.You can't fail biology and economics compulsory subjects at that time and not repeat it.

Lol u be olosho then ad the issue pain you badly, cheers