₦airaland Forum

ChangeIsCostant:
Sorrow has filled the home of Mrs. Rita Emesim, the Assistant Commissioner of Police(ACP) in charge of Administration in the Anambra command of the Nigeria Police Force as she lost her husband, CSP Oscar Emesim in a ghastly motor accident.

Recounting the story of her husband's demise, who was himself a police officer, amid tears; ACP Rita Emesim revealed that her husband was on the Enugu axis of the Awka-Enugu express way, when suddenly a herd of cattle walked into the expressway.

The late police officer's driver while trying to avoid the herd, rammed into a heavy duty truck, with the officer sustaining various degrees of injuries and died on the way to the hospital as a result of over bleeding.

Shortly after signing the condolence register, the State Chairman of the All Progressives Grand Alliance (APGA), Chief Sir Norbert Obi, urged the widow to remain strong in this trying time as it was the will of God, pledging to stand by the family in this period.

He called on the various state governments and the federal government to be more decisive in checking the activities of these herdsmen, noting that CSP Oscar Emesim's death was avoidable.

He prayed for the repose of the soul of the deceased.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/police-officer-killed-in-accident-while-trying-dodge-cattle-from-herdsmen-photos.html

Thank God the cow was safe, no real loss or bubu would have declared a state of emergency

otokx:
Interesting, so only 5 unarmed people entered the Senate Chamber and went and took the mace, none of our senators could even tackle them down to the ground and become a national hero.

Wonderful

Look take your time o

After 12 bottles and 3 underage university girls in bed you expect him to beat grabbist wen de drink alomo, agbarra and chairman root? Mixed!

LadyNaija:
National Assembly has ordered the Inspector General of Police (IGP), Ibrahim Idris, to ensure the return of the Senate's mace within twenty-four hours.

The protesters which on Wednesday, April 18, stormed the Senate chamber and stole the mace. The alleged thugs were supporters of a suspended senator, Ovie Omo-Agege. The thugs left the National Assembly with the mace in a black SUV. The mace is the symbol of authority in the parliament.

A security personnel at the entrance of the National Assembly, said he was told by the protesters they were officers with the senator. “We tired to stop them but they told us they were with him (Omo-Agege),” he said. The Senate spokesman, Senator Aliyu Sabi Abdullahi, in a statement issued after the incident, said that the Senate resumed plenary about 15 minutes after coming out of an executive (closed door) session where the earlier incident of forceful removal of the mace was deliberated upon.

He said: "The Senate has resumed plenary about 15 minutes ago after coming out of an executive (closed door) session where the earlier incident of forceful removal of the mace was deliberated upon. "The session is holding with the mace, the official symbol of authority firmly in place, and deputy Senate president, Ike Ekweremadu, presiding.


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"The Senate also decided that it will get to the roots of this sad assault on democracy and an obvious act of treason which the seizure of the mace by some armed hoodlums represents. "The Senate has mandated the Inspector General of Police, Idris Kpotum Ibrahim and Director General of the State Security Services (SSS), Mallam Lawan Daura, to retrieve the mace stolen by the hoodlums within 24 hours. "At the moment, some House of Representatives members led by deputy Speaker, Yusuf Lasun, are in the Senate chambers in solidarity visits. The session is presently live on NTA Channel 10.

"We are determined to conclude all matters slated on the Order Paper for today, even if it means us sitting until 6pm."

http://www.naijanewspapers.com.ng/2018/04/breaking-senate-demands-return-of-mace.html

Let me frighten you nairalanders a little, imagine Cameroon and boko haram moving 5000 strong troops or militia into Nigeria tonight, from the north and east, what would be the first response from Nigeria and the Senate?

Your time starts now.......

Bheewhy:
Watching in 3D and my PVC in 4D

The federal Republic is in 36D, D as in division

My cup runneth over with orijin and the God of heaven has blessed my bed tonight with a lady that kills boredom and loneliness, when children who claim to know more than their elders have decided to eat Beetles it is certain that they will end up eating the beetle that eats s#it: APC has a house with no roof now the dance shame is here as it is raining Mace and thugs,
The owl has finally cried " not guilty" to killing children, but has owned up to the crime that he only frightened children from going on errands at night: the PDP who were accused of fixing candidates and elections are now seen as wise ones despite their down sides as mad and mentally insane old senile fools(bubu eg) have now been seen as incredulous mistakes, the attests to character before selections and appointment are now seen as wise and pragmatic.
It is never wise to give a child a gun to hunt in the bush or his rival playmate from the next hamlet might get shot in The bush with an excuse that he shot an antelope: the power given to a man tell you who he is, thugs in the Senate house is tantamount to treason and a Breach of the hallow chamber, for you to steal the Mace of the federal Republic of Nigeria in the absence of the President and commander of the armed forces, means you have hijacked the powers of the Senate and the people, it is a sacrilege and treacherous crime, who e er has the Mace has the house without that Mace the house is in coma,he should be declared an enemy of state and arrested by the sergeant at arms, handed over to the police at the doors of the Senate house.
I thank God for the few good women remaining, I pray to him that i be loyal to my lady, for the meal she has prepared tonight for me has made me a very happy man, may she receive my gifts and pleasures as God has blessed me with for I shall share my heart with her, but as for Nigeria? She's a battered wife and today she has been raped and battered, God save our motherland.

You bought a hoe and named it after a hoe?

Oxalic:
And NASS security could not do anything?

sergeant at arms Na to hustle senators get egunje. The female one is getting yellower by the week and her hair and nails are improving in length and price, so much for the sergeant at arms.

Abjay97:
YES!!!
DIVISION IN THE APC...
PDP was far better..

Too late now, the tasteless fried rice is gone, eat your rotten ogi and soured beans

Pojomojo:
As shared by Adetutu Balogun
@Tutsy22

2. To start with, Number 4, Oyikan Abayomi (formerly Queens) Drive, Ikoyi, A 5- bedroom detached house on one acre of land which was originally the Lagos State Governor’s Guest House since 1973, now belongs to a former Governor of the state, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu

3. The certificate of occupancy of the property, valued at N450 million, was signed and released to him by his successor, Governor Babatunde Raji Fashola (SAN), in 2007 shortly after he assumed office.

4. It might be difficult to come to terms with the fact that whenever someone in Lagos begins to wonder where their 4th mainland bridge went or what was the fate of the pipe-borne water project or even where the schools and hospitals had vanished to, there is a silence.

5. The largest landlord in Lagos has done as he has pleased and the rest of the state just has to deal with it.

6. Tinubu’s residence at 26 Bourdillion Road, Ikoyi was initially falsely PRESENTED as Oando Plc Guest House. Later, he purportedly bought it from Oando and used public funds to rebuild and renovate it.

7. The Lagos State Government bought the property and paid an undisclosed sum to him and thereafter gave the property back to him under the bogus pension bill he signed into law shortly before he left office in 2007. The property is worth over N600 million.

8. The annex of the Lagos State Guest House in Asokoro, Abuja was bought by the State Government in 2006 for N450 million, purportedly to protect the main house from security breach.

9. Shortly after Tinubu left office, the property was transferred to him under the pension plan he signed into law before leaving office.

10. The 250-hectares of land valued at about N35 billion and strategically located at the Ajah junction on Lekki Road was initially meant for a General Hospital for the people of Eti-Osa Local Government

11. but was acquired by Tinubu and handed over to Trojan Estate Limited – a company owned by Deji and Wale Tinubu – to develop as Royal Garden Housing Estate at the expense of the taxpayers of Lagos.

12. The 1,000 hectares of land valued at about N75 billion located at Lakowe, near Abijo at Ibeju-Lekki Local Government Area and given to Lekki Concession Company, which is partly owned by Tinubu and Fashola, is being developed as golf course and housing estate.

13. The prime land of 157 hectares with 2.5km of Atlantic beachfront, valued at about N10 billion was [i “taken”[/i] by Tinubu from the communities of Siriwon, Igbekodo, Apakin, etc in Ibeju-Lekki Local Government Area

14. and given to Ibukun Fakeye-his crony to build a golf course and luxury villa with little or no compensation to villagers. In addition, Tinubu paid $20 million (N3 billion) out of public treasury to Ibukun Fakeye to commence the project in late 2006.

15. The 14 hectares Parkview Ikoyi Estate foreshore land reclaimed by the Lagos State Government is now owned by Tinubu. While in office, he allocated to himself the former Strabag Yard beside the Lagos State secretariat at Alausa, Ikeja.

16. The property has now been developed into a SHOPPING mall as big as the Palms in Lekki. This is public property brazenly stolen and now owned by Tinubu, aided by Fashola.

17. The choice property at Lekki-Epe Road on which he built and owns the multi-billion Naira Oriental HOTEL AND the extension of multi-storey car park beside it is also a story of the misrule of Lagos State.

18. Also, the multi-level recreation centre by Mobil Oniru Estate on Lekki-Epe road jointly owned with ARM and Tunji Olowolafe. All these assets valued at over N25 billion were obtained without paying a kobo to the Lagos State Government.

19. Tinubu raised a loan of N4.7 billion on Eko Akete project for which nothing was achieved before he turned around to sell the property to his Chagouri friends of Chagouri & Chagouri and Hitech Construction Ltd at a ridiculously low price at the expense of taxpayers of Lagos

20. Tinubu applied to personally purchase the Federal Secretariat building while in office. When he couldn’t get to buy it, he directed Fashola to stop the eventual owner of the complex from developing it.

21. Several other buyers of Federal Government properties and developers of properties in Ikoyi, Victoria Island and Government Reservation Area in Ikeja were forced to succumb to the outrageous demand of Tinubu, Fashola and other officials of the state government.

22. The Critical Care Unit of the Lagos State University Teaching Hospital in IKeja, built and equipped with state funds, is now owned personally by Tinubu. He has put ONE Dr. Sikiru Tinubu (a supposed cousin of his) to run the outfit.

23. It is run as a private unit & the proceeds are pocketed by the duo. The unit charges its users exorbitantly and most Lagosians can afford to pay its high charges. Much of the revenue is derived from fees paid by the State Govt for patients referred there by its General Hospitals.

24. Several prominent Nigerians in the Judiciary, Police, the Independent National Electoral Commission and other sensitive agencies have obtained prime land from Tinubu and then Governor Fashola over the years without paying a kobo.

25. Many of them had turned around to sell the land at substantial profit. Many top officials in Police, INEC and the Judiciary who participated in the 2003 and 2007 elections in states where Tinubu has interest were compromised with parcels of free prime Lagos land and cash.

26. If the Lagos State Land’s Bureau could publish d names & identities of beneficiaries of land allotees from 2000 to date, d scandal that will result is better imagined. Gbenga Ashafa, now a senator & Mrs. Awofisayo were d conduits thru which these acts were being perpetrated.

















let that sink for a moment.Then ask yourself if APC SHOULD BE VOTED BACK

Yes yes yes, so we can see how Aso Rock will be sold!

With buhari out of the country the next symbol of power is missing, next the chief justice is next to go on the list

DaBillionnaire:
please what is Mace?

The symbol of power in the other room, it makes women scream, happy, then they feel the the power enter thing

Segzee1:
Lol....When Devil finally gain access to National Assembly

Free weed for everyone except fela and 2pac

Half of buhari requested budget for fighting boko haram, 2019 loading

Well on this day, no f#ck was available for giving, the internal security chief who was retired was reinstated, so as the dead appointees by bubu what else can you project?

vanessaRN:
https://www.reportnaija.ng/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Femi-Fani-Kayode-August-2014-BellaNaija.com-01-600x437-600x437.jpg
Femi Fani-Kayode, former Aviation Minister, on Tuesday raised the alarm over renewed killing of Christians in Nassarawa State by Fulani herdsmen.

The Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, chieftain alleged that the herdsmen had yesterday “slaughtered” 32 Christians in Nassarawa state while President Muhammadu Buhari was “wining and dining in London.”

In a tweet, Fani-Kayode wrote, “Fulani Herdsmen slaughtered over 32 innocent and defenceless people in the southern part of Nassarawa state yesterday which is predominantly Christian.

“As Buhari is wining and dining in London his Fulani kinsmen are butchering more of his compatriots and subjects every day.”

Buhari, who is currently in London, had yesterday held a bilateral meeting with the United Kingdom, UK, Prime Minister, Theresa May at 10, Downing Street, London.

source
https://www.reportnaija.ng/2018/04/17/herdsmen-killed-32-christians-buhari-wining-dining-in-london-fani-kayode/

cc lalasticlala

Idiot people if Fulani fit carry gun Na una own go hard keep for house, keep crying till the whole village is wiped out, man to arms!

While the north were gathering funds to bribe the southerners, the south were busy buying SUVs, houses and Fucking their grand daughters age mates, now again they are praying to God when the power lies in their pvc voters cards and dedication to a common goal,the greed of the south is the bane of their existence, betrayals follows.

ijustdey:
http://punchng.com/suspected-fulani-herdsmen-sack-benue-community-kill-village-head/

Thank God no cow was killed, bubu for deploy air bombardment in benue

Ecstasy154:
Theresa May, Prime minister of the United Kingdom, has called for same-sex marriages in Nigeria and all other countries within the Commonwealth.

While speaking at the first joint forum at Commonwealth Head of Government Meetings in Westminster on Tuesday, the minister said there should be no laws criminalising same-sex relationships across the Commonwealth.

She said she understands that most of the laws against same-sex marriages in the Commonwealth were made by the UK, adding that those laws were wrong then, and are wrong now.

More to follow…

https://www.thecable.ng/just-theresa-may-calls-sex-marriages-nigeria-commonwealth/

See this racist does she think we are cursed like bubu? How can bubu be bringing us bad luck and such issues, bubu why?

queensera:
The Minister of Power, Works and Housing, Babatunde Fashola, says when compared to the past, Nigerians currently enjoy better electricity supply. According to the Minister, this is the feedback he has gotten in recent times from right thinking Nigerians.

The Minister said the right thinking Nigerians have revealed to him that they now spend less amount of money to power their alternative source of electricity and enjoy a good quantity from the National grid. Fashola disclosed this at the April 2018 edition of the monthly power sector operators meeting in Umuahia, Abia State.

''We are on a journey to a destination of promise and eventual prosperity and I use this occasion to salute the efforts and contributions of all those who have brought us this far. Even if those who were most vocal in condemnation when the situation appeared very dire are now uttering some muted acknowledgment that it has improved, we must continue to draw inspiration from well-meaning and right thinking Nigerians who were gracious enough to publicly acknowledge that they are saving some money from diesel  and the money they used to spend for generators; they are running their generators for fewer hours; and they are getting comparably more power than before. It is because of those gracious and well-meaning and right thinking Nigerians that we must dig deeper, work harder and be more determined to improve service delivery” he said.


Source:
http://www.nairaplus.com/2018/04/nigerians-now-enjoy-better-electricity.html

Instead for you to retire as Governor with your dignity you go kill your career with bubu the fool? Isokay

realmindz:
Who Else Has Noticed This About The 100 Naira Denomination In Circulation?

100 naira notes in circulation are mutilated and worn out. Secondly, pick any new 100 note and check the year of production, it is 2014. You can try it out, just check and surprisingly the year on it will be 2014.

Pls who can explain what is going on?

There is shortage of change in circulation and buhari hasn't made provision for mints, the central bank is in a tight position to produce more of the most used denominations.
Your country is turning back to the stone ages.

Gangster1ms:
This is to show how bad women are.. even a fresh rich guy sef prefer jail to one of them.

Olosho Na olosho, she never had a family as her dream Na to get daughter when she go sell when she old be her target, sad expendable life, shout out to all the mothers and wives holding their homes send marriages together, may your husband's olosho girls die from bleaching infections.

Guidette:
I'm still and always will be in love with my ex

He must have been a terror of your love chambers(oc torture)

Mumu u already de prison

They conflict and fight while shekau drinks tea in sambisa and Bleep abducted kids, buhari is a kpekele mess

When the Nigerian army go reply, it will be too late for the owner of the hat

The answer to the equation is that the lecturer is not willing to pass the students, he's looking for sex and block cash, and I think that woman's ass backwards is the answer to the lecturers intent

Promismike:
Why is his brother's wife not flogged for calling him a drug addict and a thief? Is that not a defamation too?

Believed me this sharia court thing is barbaric and shouldn't be welcomed in a same society.

Bro same thing happens in the US here, girls do claim to be sexually abused, but the court proves she sent him texts and messages that she wants him to f#uck her in the butt, and plus other substantial evidences and the guy is released from custody, she herself goes free, it's bee there even in the western judicial system

nifemi25:
Do they assign any cane to the lady for calling her brother inlaw a drug addict. If no, then I guess the aboki judge is been partial on this case.

Maybe she's a w#ore after all and the mallam has tasted her abuna, so judgement has gone one sided, you see the thing with women when they commit, the men react and they cry foul for the law to protect them, meanwhile the men are punished and the instigator goes Scott free, this has taken a bad dimension now as more men kill their wives when she threatens litigation or arrest, too many words of war becomes an act of war and woman use words that cause crises, if that man kills his wife tomorrow his in laws wouldn't be shocked, bet me, the hatred has been planted, and injustice raised, it has thought him to become his own, law, jury and executioner.
wise women who know how to hold their marriage ignore and reach out to family members to resolve disputes, but the retired oloshos go to court and ruin themselves, that's the difference.

Nollyzonenews:
Nollywood actress, Mercy Aigbe took to her Instagram page to appreciate God after her marriage crashed with her Ex-husband , Lanre Gentry .

Mercy Aigbe ended her relationship with her husband, Lanre Gentry after he brutally assaulted her.

The actress took to her page to share a photo with caption saying ....



https://www.instagram.com/p/BhoRIf4FP04/?hl=en



http://news.nollyzone.com/actress-mercy-aigbe-celebrates-one-year-of-marriage-crash/

What a woose,failed wife,mother, and social butterfly, sore looser.

ChangetheChange:

Buhari is a monumental disaster

The top civil servants of government parastatals sold Jonathan out, the money hidden in their offices and houses were used to rig the election in favour of buhari, with the hope that he would be dumb as he normally is, thanks to the cow DNA, instead of that after the elections they were either fired or put on terminal leave, some compulsory retirement, some slumped others got serious packages of high BP, the southern government officials did this to Nigeria and they were replaced by northerners to cover the money routes in the ministries, the greed of the individuals will not let us grow now see what a half illiterate is doing to us, while these men were f#cking their friends kids on sons girlfriends, buying houses and suvs, the North was preparing for war, here we are again 2019 is near the south still does not have a battle plan, how many tithe payers have their pvc voters card? Just a few.

And yo still slap am front of e mama, your death go ugly o

IdeyFindWife:
You're not kind at all.

Do you know how long Seun trended that chick's stories on FP before Tonto took over? She was his first love

So, stop scorning those bwests b4 the mods come for you besides Percy below thinks not!

OK let me upgrade the bwest to sour orange so you guys can leave me alone, water Melon all day.