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BrainnewsNg:
And so does what..

Why the insult on my president?

Know to self! You do not have a resident, he's a weak dodo

Miss my dad's 94, the best I had was going to club with him to play lawn tennis.

IdeyFindWife:
Ahhh ?! This na how pple dey invite spiritual battles into their children's lives with their own hands o!

Can you imagine how many "uncles" would be wishing that baby ill now just because that baby is privileged to be sucking that Yvonne breast?
Chai, a whole Yvonne Nelson breast wey dem only fit imagine to suck, even in dream?

This child had to be very prayerful growing up o!

My candid advice!!

Most likely not guava but good mellons will be OK, so she can keep her guava.

Facebooker:
Wande coal with black dick. Long,strong, heavyweight, and fat dickk my choice. Let them cum my way.

Wande you have been marked for bomb Fucking! RUN!

Earthbound:
Such a pity.

Notice to all girls who are groupies, and want to bang anybody popular, the life awaiting you post bang will be like that of this woman. You will be of no value to him right after. Imagine her coming to say she opened her legs at 16 (!) for a celebrity. Shame, if you ask me.

Maybe you never hear of groupies when give stars BJ then turned pregnant weeks time, they gorge the sperm into a cup and freeze the stuff for implanting it, they are desperate o, so any claim to him is based on his money

Blind man de find eye, this one go use e hand remove the one when God give am

They look so cute now! Wow good job.

phemmyfour:
Cdq ye ye...wos wobi

There's something I love about this guy, he reflects himself, straight streets

Neimar:
I nid to dy receive like 5m monthly b4 I fit buy this car

There is nothing God can't do, position yourself for God to locate you, you will be lifted

greatnaija01:
ISLAM WAS NOT EITHER... so are you a traditional worshipper?


HECK... why did you even reply in ENGLISH... why not use your NATIVE TONGUE.. why are you wearinf CLOTHES...it is wise to learn from others if their ways are BETTER than yours.... so we adopted their ways and it has improved our lives ever since.... since you want to select AND dissect what English men brought.... lol... BRO... accept it.. THEY GAVE US LIGHT IN EVERY AREA OF LIFE... TRADITIONAL THINGS ARE USELESS COS WE CAN EVEN CARRY THE GODS... they can not move without being carried... WE HAVE LEFT THAT ERA..

bro calm down o

I meant pregnate there, it's just a thought by the way, lol

Hard drive formatting successful, you are the proud owner of the faffuss till a stronger drive is located

prosper21:
Ok,so wentin u want make we do? Contribute money to buy her clothes?. Done!!

Help her, send her just 1 f#ck,
I don't have to give

when a woman thinks her clitoris is bigger that the p#nis of a man, her true gender will be revealed when it's time to urinate.
The gods are wise, mother nature knows why she didn't give a lion horns and venom added to its claws and canines if not the lion will be seen strolling trough the village market with a toothpick in his mouth.
in the time of one of the bloodiest regimes in our democratic history she is playing politics with the lions who have claws, canines and horns! And she's expecting a fair fight,
when a woman has decided to pull off her shirt to combat a man in a fight she should not forget her breasts are not of the same size as a man's, all rulers are butchers of meat, politics and power is never for the weak.

A woman's compass will only locate two things, happiness (marriage, kids, a job and money) or an enemy

Let me address this situation

greatnaija01:
well THEY WERE NEVER SERIOUS IN THE FIRST PLACE.... the bible says ONLY THE WICKED RUNS WHEN NO MAN IS PURSUING...

People PREFER to WORK for GOD than to WALK WITH GOD and most nonchalantly to OBEY God.... YET THEY WANT HIS BLESSINGS.

people are problematic everywhere.... THE PASTOR MAY HAVE THOUGHT ON THE BED UNDEFILED BEFORE MARRIAGE AND BOTH OF THEM MAY HAVE BEEN DOING THE "THANG" secretly.... SO NOW THEY RAN BECAUSE THEY FELT EXPOSED...

If they met a REAL MAN OF GOD, they may have been exposed from their first day in Church.

The religion of xtianity isn't your traditional religion, it was adopted, if a man pregnancy a woman in the jewish religion it's his fate and he must take her as his wife, automatic marriage, if she does not know the father of the child, Na gbozza

wakabobo:

Flat plains of the East

Angelanest:
A security personnel, Usman Chindo has revealed what he and other members of the Joint Task Force, JTF, passed through after they came under heavy attack from the Boko Haram insurgents some time ago. He revealed how they were gripped with fear during the fire fight before it ended.

Read his story below which he shared online few hours ago;

The car horn almost killed him with fear, you can practically see how delighted he was that that sound wasn't an IED going off.

In a combat zone, such fear are daily routine, as I watched the clip, I recall the various death calls I had. In 2013 when Potiskum was hotter than Maiduguri, we were ambushed by BH during a routine patrol. It was a DEMOLITION AMBUSH, I won't go into full detail because it's a long story, but needless to say i was freakin balls. I was sooo scared i was going to die. it all worked out though. As component of the JTF, we are used to having fire superiority. We are always in control, but being ambushed is a whole new level of chaos.

At this point I can't describe the events in any linear, causal, or logical way.Things just happened. I have flashes of memories: but after 30 minutes of multiple burst fire, explosion and screaming I could remember seeing :-

Our vigilante guide whispering "Wayo Allah . . . Wayo Allah" as he bled out

A MOPOL personal from the SE visibly shaken was screaming "waitin now, waitin now. Make dem divide this useless country"

The Oic was still yelling "TAKE COVER!" as the sound of retrieving BH fighters can be heard on the (estimated) enemy position about 50 meters away

And then it was just over. We were left to lick our wounds.This ambush stood out to me as the worst scare I have experienced.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/soldier-reveals-what-happened-when-they-came-under-boko-haram-ambush.html

It's time to lock down the Nigerian boarder like the Mexican fence, the sss is weak

joeyfire:
It is such a privilege to be here in a conference in honour of Professor Chinua Achebe, an inspiration and teacher to all of us.
I have a long connection to Nigeria. Not only was I, an Ambassador there, I have travelled to and from Nigeria for a number of years and have a deep and abiding vital emotional attachment to the Nigerian people, their magnificence, their courage, artistic brilliance, their irony, sense of humour in the face of challenges, etc.

And, I hope that we keep that in mind when I say some things that I think are counter to what we normally say about Nigeria. And, I say that with all due respect to Eric Silla, who is doing a magnificent work at State Department and to our good friends from the legislature; because I have a feeling that we both Nigerians and Americans may be doing Nigeria and Nigerians no favour by stressing Nigeria's strategic importance.


I know all the arguments: It is a major oil-producer, it is the most populous country in Africa, it has made major contributions to Africa in peace-keeping, and, of course, negatively if Nigeria were to fall apart, the ripple effects would be tremendous, etc. But, I wonder if all this emphasis on Nigeria's importance creates a tendency to inflate Nigeria's opinion of its own invulnerability.

Among much of the elite today, I have the feeling that there is a belief that Nigeria is too big to fail, too important to be ignored, and that Nigerians can go on ignoring some of the most fundamental challenges they have,many of which we have talked about: a disgraceful lack of infrastructure, the growing problems of unemployment, the failure to deal with the underlying problems in the Niger-Delta, the failure to consolidate democracy; and somehow feel will remain important to everybody because of all those reasons that are strategically important.
And I am not sure that that is helpful.

Let me sort of deconstruct those elements of Nigeria's importance, and ask whether they are as relevant as they have been.

One in five Africans is a Nigerian, so…

We often hear that one in five Africans is a Nigerian. What does it mean? Do we ever say one in five Asians is a Chinese? Chinese power comes not just for the fact that it has a lot of people but it has harnessed the entrepreneurial talent and economic capacity and all the other talents of China to make her a major economic force and political force.

What does it mean that one in five Africans is Nigeria? It does not mean anything to a Namibian or a South African. It is a kind of conceit. What makes it important is what is happening to the people of Nigeria. Are their talents being tapped? Are they becoming an economic force? Is all that potential being used?

And the answer is Not really

And oil. Yes, Nigeria is a major oil producer, but Brazil is now launching a 10-year programme that is going to make it one of the major oil producers in the world.

And every other country in Africa is now beginning to produce oil.
And Angola is rivaling Nigeria in oil production, and the United States has just discovered a huge gas reserve which is going to replace some of our dependence on imported energy.

So if you look ahead ten years, is Nigeria really going to be that relevant as a major oil producer, or just another of the many oil producers while the world moves on to alternative sources of energy and other sources of supply?

How influencial is Nigeria?

And what about its influence and contributions to the continent? As our representative from the parliament talked about, there is a great history of those contributions. But that is history.

Is Nigeria really playing a major role today in the crisis in Niger on its border, or in Guinea, or in Darfur, or, after making many promises, any contributions to Somalia?

The answer is no. Today Nigeria is not making a major impact on its region, or on the African Union or on the big problems of Africa.
What about its economic influence?

Well, as we have talked about earlier, there is a de-industrialisation going on in Nigeria” lack of infrastructure and power means that with imported goods under globalisation, Nigerian factories are closing and more people are becoming unemployed. Nigeria is becoming a kind of society that imports and exports and lives off the oil, which does not make it a significant economic entity.

Now, of course, on the negative side, the collapse of Nigeria would be enormous, but is that a point to make Nigeria strategically important?
Years ago, I worked for an Assistant Secretary of State who had the longest tenure in that job in the 1980s; and I remember in one meeting a Minister from a country not very friendly to the United States, came in and was berating the Assistant Secretary on all the evils of the United States and all its dire plots and in-things in Africa.

He was going on and on and finally the Assistant Secretary cut him off and said, You know, the biggest danger for your relationship with the United States is not our opposition but that we will find you irrelevant.”

Nigeria-America relationship

The point is that Nigeria can become much less relevant to the United States. We have already seen evidence of it when President Obama went to Ghana and not to Nigeria. He was sending a message that Ghana symbolised more of the significant trends, issues and importance that one wants to put on Africa than Nigeria.

And when I was asked by journalists why President Obama did not go to Nigeria, I said, what would he gain from going? Would Nigeria be a good model for democracy? Would it be a model for good governance? Would he obtain new commitments on Darfur or Somalia or strengthen the African Union or in Niger or elsewhere?

No he would not, so he did not go.

And when Secretary Clinton did go, indeed, she also went to Angola. Who would have thought years ago that Angola would be the most stable country in the Gulf of Guinea and establish a binominal commission in Angola?

So the handwriting may already be on the wall, and that is a sad commentary.
What it means is that Nigeria's most important strategic importance in the end could be that it has failed.

That is a sad, sad conclusion. It does not have to happen, but I think that we ought to stop talking about what a great country it is, and how terribly important it is to us and talk about what it would take for Nigeria to be that important and great.

It takes an enormous amount of commitment. You do not need saints, you do not need leaders like Nelson Mandela in every state, because you are not going to get them.

South Korean example

I served in South Korea in the middle of the 1960s and it was at the time when South Korea was poor and considered hopeless. But she was turning around, later to become, to every person's amazement, then the eleventh largest economy in the world. I remember the economist in my mission saying,it did not bother him that the leading elite in the government of South Korea were taking 15 to 20 per cent off the top of every project, as long as every project was a good one.

That was the difference. The leadership at the time was determined to solve the fundamental economic issues of South Korea and turn her economy around.

It has not happened in Nigeria today. You don't need saints. It needs leaders who say, You know we could be becoming irrelevant, and we got to do something about it.

Princeton Lyman - Former US Ambassador to Nigeria

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2010/01/nigeria-becoming-irrelevant-in-the-world/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Bubu? Why?

joeyfire:
It is such a privilege to be here in a conference in honour of Professor Chinua Achebe, an inspiration and teacher to all of us.
I have a long connection to Nigeria. Not only was I, an Ambassador there, I have travelled to and from Nigeria for a number of years and have a deep and abiding vital emotional attachment to the Nigerian people, their magnificence, their courage, artistic brilliance, their irony, sense of humour in the face of challenges, etc.

And, I hope that we keep that in mind when I say some things that I think are counter to what we normally say about Nigeria. And, I say that with all due respect to Eric Silla, who is doing a magnificent work at State Department and to our good friends from the legislature; because I have a feeling that we both Nigerians and Americans may be doing Nigeria and Nigerians no favour by stressing Nigeria's strategic importance.


I know all the arguments: It is a major oil-producer, it is the most populous country in Africa, it has made major contributions to Africa in peace-keeping, and, of course, negatively if Nigeria were to fall apart, the ripple effects would be tremendous, etc. But, I wonder if all this emphasis on Nigeria's importance creates a tendency to inflate Nigeria's opinion of its own invulnerability.

Among much of the elite today, I have the feeling that there is a belief that Nigeria is too big to fail, too important to be ignored, and that Nigerians can go on ignoring some of the most fundamental challenges they have,many of which we have talked about: a disgraceful lack of infrastructure, the growing problems of unemployment, the failure to deal with the underlying problems in the Niger-Delta, the failure to consolidate democracy; and somehow feel will remain important to everybody because of all those reasons that are strategically important.
And I am not sure that that is helpful.

Let me sort of deconstruct those elements of Nigeria's importance, and ask whether they are as relevant as they have been.

One in five Africans is a Nigerian, so…

We often hear that one in five Africans is a Nigerian. What does it mean? Do we ever say one in five Asians is a Chinese? Chinese power comes not just for the fact that it has a lot of people but it has harnessed the entrepreneurial talent and economic capacity and all the other talents of China to make her a major economic force and political force.

What does it mean that one in five Africans is Nigeria? It does not mean anything to a Namibian or a South African. It is a kind of conceit. What makes it important is what is happening to the people of Nigeria. Are their talents being tapped? Are they becoming an economic force? Is all that potential being used?

And the answer is Not really

And oil. Yes, Nigeria is a major oil producer, but Brazil is now launching a 10-year programme that is going to make it one of the major oil producers in the world.

And every other country in Africa is now beginning to produce oil.
And Angola is rivaling Nigeria in oil production, and the United States has just discovered a huge gas reserve which is going to replace some of our dependence on imported energy.

So if you look ahead ten years, is Nigeria really going to be that relevant as a major oil producer, or just another of the many oil producers while the world moves on to alternative sources of energy and other sources of supply?

How influencial is Nigeria?

And what about its influence and contributions to the continent? As our representative from the parliament talked about, there is a great history of those contributions. But that is history.

Is Nigeria really playing a major role today in the crisis in Niger on its border, or in Guinea, or in Darfur, or, after making many promises, any contributions to Somalia?

The answer is no. Today Nigeria is not making a major impact on its region, or on the African Union or on the big problems of Africa.
What about its economic influence?

Well, as we have talked about earlier, there is a de-industrialisation going on in Nigeria” lack of infrastructure and power means that with imported goods under globalisation, Nigerian factories are closing and more people are becoming unemployed. Nigeria is becoming a kind of society that imports and exports and lives off the oil, which does not make it a significant economic entity.

Now, of course, on the negative side, the collapse of Nigeria would be enormous, but is that a point to make Nigeria strategically important?
Years ago, I worked for an Assistant Secretary of State who had the longest tenure in that job in the 1980s; and I remember in one meeting a Minister from a country not very friendly to the United States, came in and was berating the Assistant Secretary on all the evils of the United States and all its dire plots and in-things in Africa.

He was going on and on and finally the Assistant Secretary cut him off and said, You know, the biggest danger for your relationship with the United States is not our opposition but that we will find you irrelevant.”

Nigeria-America relationship

The point is that Nigeria can become much less relevant to the United States. We have already seen evidence of it when President Obama went to Ghana and not to Nigeria. He was sending a message that Ghana symbolised more of the significant trends, issues and importance that one wants to put on Africa than Nigeria.

And when I was asked by journalists why President Obama did not go to Nigeria, I said, what would he gain from going? Would Nigeria be a good model for democracy? Would it be a model for good governance? Would he obtain new commitments on Darfur or Somalia or strengthen the African Union or in Niger or elsewhere?

No he would not, so he did not go.

And when Secretary Clinton did go, indeed, she also went to Angola. Who would have thought years ago that Angola would be the most stable country in the Gulf of Guinea and establish a binominal commission in Angola?

So the handwriting may already be on the wall, and that is a sad commentary.
What it means is that Nigeria's most important strategic importance in the end could be that it has failed.

That is a sad, sad conclusion. It does not have to happen, but I think that we ought to stop talking about what a great country it is, and how terribly important it is to us and talk about what it would take for Nigeria to be that important and great.

It takes an enormous amount of commitment. You do not need saints, you do not need leaders like Nelson Mandela in every state, because you are not going to get them.

South Korean example

I served in South Korea in the middle of the 1960s and it was at the time when South Korea was poor and considered hopeless. But she was turning around, later to become, to every person's amazement, then the eleventh largest economy in the world. I remember the economist in my mission saying,it did not bother him that the leading elite in the government of South Korea were taking 15 to 20 per cent off the top of every project, as long as every project was a good one.

That was the difference. The leadership at the time was determined to solve the fundamental economic issues of South Korea and turn her economy around.

It has not happened in Nigeria today. You don't need saints. It needs leaders who say, You know we could be becoming irrelevant, and we got to do something about it.

Princeton Lyman - Former US Ambassador to Nigeria

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2010/01/nigeria-becoming-irrelevant-in-the-world/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Bubu? Why

Nigerianblogs:
The Man Must be very Powerful Down There for she to allow another woman take over,lol.. So Hausa Instagram Blog Hausa Room has just shared an extremely rare incident that happened days ago, A man got married to a second wife, Now thats normal in this part of the world, Wait for this, His first wife was in support all through, To the extent she fed the second wife on the wedding day, Posed for photos, and was even smiling very hard..
Although Hausa Room Posted some words in Hausa but i translated it, and here's what i got.

''God is gracious that you seek the world and the Hereafter. The bride and groom do not hesitate to ask the woman to come in to her home by your work, to make sure you respect her and join her in worshiping God. May God grant you peace. Ameen''

see photos below!


News From Ebiwali---
http://www.ebiwalisgossip.com/2018/04/shocking-nigerian-lady-allows-her-hubby.html

Una think say Na for the man alone? She too go de blow her, abi her hands bend? Our fore fathers wen marry 30 wives did it, where a woman has allowed her husband marry another woman, that means she owns the second wife and she's in charge of her well being mostly as the man provides, am not Muslim but that's the idea. Kinda cute, 3 somes till the end

crunchyg:
Yea we all know that going to church is not a prerequisite of making heaven, but the bible commanded us not to forsake the gathering of the believers. So my question is if the trumpet of God sounds now and maybe you are in your bed sleeping , or in the field playing football or in the hotel enjoying yourself, what excuse will you give to God that made you not to go church today?

I no get money for tithe so I'll still go hell fire probably, according to somebody in Nigeria recently.

Amagite2:
A Lagos-based Nigerian lady, Peace has said people should not let her looks deceive them, that she also sleeps with pastors.

She shared lovely photos of herself on twitter and wrote;

"Lol See Me forming holy.
Don't be deceived, I Bleep pastors as well."

https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/04/fck-pastors-nigerian-lady-reveals-twitter.html

15 years later...........
Daddy why is mummy dressed like a sl*t here, and she said she sleeps with pastors, are you a pastor?

chinoxstock:
Lol

Thunder fire you and your cows for daura!

chinoxstock:
Lol

Thunder fire you and your cow for daura!

Cosplay:
A lot more secure. Since WhatsApp was acquired all its secure pretences have been lost. I have no confidence in all that end to end encryption they like to tout.

For secure communication, Signal or Telegram.

BBM is another, first set up phone to encryption mode and go to secure chatting on BBM, it is finished, only your BBM device can decrypt that message or forget it, that's why wall Street bankers still create economic damages and no one detects sh*t

Safer than whatsapp and most people never knew

NwaAmaikpe:



This one yaff weak me finish.
She literally blew herself away.

See creativity.
Some guys are just ingenuous in the act of lovemaking.
And yeye Kebiru keeps bragging about his creativity because he rubs aboniki balm on his kini before every battle.

Suuuuuu!
Pepper f#ck, very confusing pleasure

Bubu our mumu don do oooo

Eveezy:
Lol, OK are u done?

...

Miami Drug runner boats ,hard to catch or detect.

SLIMDON88:
Baba has technically defeated Boko-haram now their members are now being arrested here and there, no escape route for terrorist in this regime, Thank you PMB

Lie lie Muhammad is working then