₦airaland Forum

dainformant:
According to confirmed reports, the thugs who invaded the Nigerian Senate earlier today and stole its mace have been identified. The five suspects have been arrested by the FCT police command after they brazenly broke into the chambers of the National assembly and forcefully escaped with the Mace, the symbol of authority of the nation’s legislature.

The criminals were ALLEGEDLY led into the Red Chambers by Senator Ovie Omo-Agege, are all from Delta State.

The names are:

Peter Orede – Warri South LGA

Blessing Edjeke from Abraka In Ethiope East LGA

Tuoyo Mabiaku – Warri North Local Government Area

Lucky Okomu from Oghara in Ethiope West LGA

Prince Enayemo – Ughelli South LGA

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/thugs-that-stole-senate-mace-finally-arrested-placed-in-handcuffs-photos.html

They are just APC boys doing what the oga at the top wanted them to, NEXT!

TheUpsetGirl1:
pics of melody and favour

Olosho Babes greet CDQ and book appointment

TycoOn04:
Nice write up. But I stopped reading when I got to the part that said women face greater domestic and sexual violence in marriages. This is absolutely untrue. FYI , men are victims of sexual and domestic abuse in marriages as much as women , its just that the domestic violence men face are usually under reported, they are not known. I mean , how would it look like a man going to a media house reporting his wife abusing him physically for over 5 years of marriage, doesn't feel right , men have their ego to protect. This issue isn't known to many people in the world of today , but I have seen and heard men being killed by their wives as a result of a domestic violence they suffered. So please Op and d rest of u'all that are misinformed about this. Women are no saints in this unfortunate situation. Both men and women are susceptible to domestic and sexual violence in their marriage, a case of who is suffering more will remain debatable till thy kingdom comes.
Rip to Alizee and her daughter , its a very sorry situation, my condolence to her family members. And I hope they get justice by having the Danish husband prosecuted in due time. #peace

Had a friend in Nigeria who was stabbed with a Stake knife in the lower part of the back, narrowly missed the liver next was a champagne bottle on his head while watching football, he's still in that marriage, nobody on will know this but if he slaps her one day he will go to prison and will most likely be flogged by we men for slapping his wife, these are things we men endure, that's why fathers and father in laws tell their sons and son in laws to persevere and bear. If only women knew what we men go trough too, it just that women feel more pain and anger 3 1/2 times more than men so they react 7 times more than men do and talk 700 times more

Lexusgs430:
Marriage is not by FIRE or FORCE........ Once small small beat don dey enter, pack your bags and run, while you still have your life......

Na from slap - beat - kill.......... From clap to dance to heaven/hell..........

Women who are found of being verbally abusive and trying to unnecessarily dominate their husband's get beatings mostly the few that are unjustly abused are an exceptional issue, wen these days women are looking for children from their husband and money from sugar daddies and politicians.
The lesson here is this, control your mouth and tongue, it's written that the tongue is the smallest member of the body but most powerful, the power of life and death lies with it, killing your self in marriage is an option,
Nagging or harassing a drunk husband is not a wise action so as keeping him quiet when he's asking questions, like where is my food!

Go for counselling and learn how to handle situations that are combustible, not divorce the men who you feel will remarry or take care of you will desert you, a divorced woman is seen "most likely as an unruly woman who can't stay in marriage, hence a woman who has left before will leave again.

DonMoga:
ADMIN, WETIN CARRY YOUR EYES GO THERE? SERIOUSLY

Doggggggggg!
Behave!

dainformant:
A Nigerian lady has revealed what her future partner has to do before being allowed to marry her. According to Angela Nwosu, a sex therapist who claims to be Anaedo priestess, her husband will need to bathe in a river for three days for spiritual fortification and also to prevent cheating of any kind due to bond involved and also the repercussion.

Below is what she shared online.

My future husband must bathe in the river for three days, for spiritual purification, before he will be qualified and allowed to marry me. There are still other rituals that will be performed but the river is the first port of call... agreeing to do this, means denouncing a whole lot of things.

You will be forever bound to me on a deeper level, you will never cheat, if you cheat on me, even by mistake, you will die. You will never get so angry to the extent of laying your hands on me, if you touch me violently, the gods will take drastic action on you, and no matter how much I love you and forgive you, the gods will surely give you equal pains... go and ask the random guys that did as little as slapping me in the past, they will gist you.

I know you will definitely see this as a joke, as usual, but my duty is to spread it and pass the message across, so you know what's up, don't say I didn't warn you. That aside, I won't begin to mention the immeasurable blessings and favour that awaits you, after you marry an Anaedo priestess and the voice of Amadioha. You don't know what you don't know, until you know, ighotago?

Until then, remain strong, I love you already sef Udo!

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/my-future-husband-must-bath-in-the-river-for-3-days-nigerian-lady-photos.html

When I fire you like super Mario on a bonus coin box finish your God go escape leave you, when you finally gain consciousness, prostitution will be lost from your life

I only know some set of people who can abduct a person and release him in short notice, what I see is that he received a warning or he is lying, now them see say Dino strong pass them, Dino was even shot live in maitama, this one them push enter vehicle leg have spoil already.

Bossontop:

It will neva be well for d asshøles dat packaged buhari andwore him sheeps clothings and sold him to Nigerians as their Messiah.....infact chop am

Yeah yeah yeah I have just dieeeee

Bossontop:

It will neva be well for d asshøles dat packaged buhari andwore him sheeps clothings and sold him to Nigerians as their Messiah.....infact chop am

Yeah yeah yeah I have just dieeeee

powerkey:
That's why the Fulani TERRORIST IG disarmed southerners.

them think say them get gun reach boys for Creek? Isokay! I was just passing

ceoreportnaija:
https://www.reportnaija.ng/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/DbEXcVYX4AAJbY1.jpg
President Muhammadu Buhari says many Nigerian youths just want to sit down and do nothing, banking on the notion that Nigerian is an oil-rich nation.

Speaking at the Commonwealth Business Forum in Westminster on Wednesday, the president said a lot of Nigerian youths have not been to school and they want everything free.

“About the economy, we have a very young population, our population is estimated conservatively to be 180 million. This is a very conservative one,” Buhari said.

“More than 60 percent of the population is below 30, a lot of them haven’t been to school and they are claiming that Nigeria is an oil producing country, therefore, they should sit and do nothing, and get housing, healthcare, education free.”

The President said he has done well on the three cardinal points of his campaign, including economy and security.

“Recently, my minister for information was constrained to answer a question on people accusing this administration of doing nothing, he said ‘let Nigerians be reminded what position we were before May 2015, what condition we are now, and what we have achieved between then and now and I think people were impressed with the answer.

“For security, we have done quite well. Economy, we are doing very well, especially with agriculture; we are providing soft loans, and guarantee is that you have to belong to a certain locality and you have got land, you don’t have to go to the bank and need a physical collateral. I think a lot is being done.”

The president is expected to meet with business leaders and other heads of state as the Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting progress through the week

source
https://www.reportnaija.ng/2018/04/18/a-lot-of-nigerian-youths-havent-been-to-school-they-want-to-sit-and-do-nothing-buhari-tells-commonwealth/

cc lalasticlala

Make that Fulani and his cows

haslaw:
Cee-c the bitter and frustrated dwarf. If only cee-c's dad had used a condom.

I do hate you right nowwww, u wickeddd

Does she want the D

tobida:
Is it right to tell a woman all that instead of joining a group?


She is head of house and asked him to join group like everybody else.


He start telling her that he dont like her?


Is dat right.


This is the problem i have with all you CEEC haters.


Blind unnecessary hatred.

She's sexually frustrated, she needs the ""

afroniger:
Cee c might just be bi-polar, which may explain her erratic behavior and mood swings, because it is not normal.

U U look e eyes say she de menta small small?

ChangeIsCostant:
Sorrow has filled the home of Mrs. Rita Emesim, the Assistant Commissioner of Police(ACP) in charge of Administration in the Anambra command of the Nigeria Police Force as she lost her husband, CSP Oscar Emesim in a ghastly motor accident.

Recounting the story of her husband's demise, who was himself a police officer, amid tears; ACP Rita Emesim revealed that her husband was on the Enugu axis of the Awka-Enugu express way, when suddenly a herd of cattle walked into the expressway.

The late police officer's driver while trying to avoid the herd, rammed into a heavy duty truck, with the officer sustaining various degrees of injuries and died on the way to the hospital as a result of over bleeding.

Shortly after signing the condolence register, the State Chairman of the All Progressives Grand Alliance (APGA), Chief Sir Norbert Obi, urged the widow to remain strong in this trying time as it was the will of God, pledging to stand by the family in this period.

He called on the various state governments and the federal government to be more decisive in checking the activities of these herdsmen, noting that CSP Oscar Emesim's death was avoidable.

He prayed for the repose of the soul of the deceased.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/police-officer-killed-in-accident-while-trying-dodge-cattle-from-herdsmen-photos.html

Thank God the cow was safe, no real loss or bubu would have declared a state of emergency

otokx:
Interesting, so only 5 unarmed people entered the Senate Chamber and went and took the mace, none of our senators could even tackle them down to the ground and become a national hero.

Wonderful

Look take your time o

After 12 bottles and 3 underage university girls in bed you expect him to beat grabbist wen de drink alomo, agbarra and chairman root? Mixed!

LadyNaija:
National Assembly has ordered the Inspector General of Police (IGP), Ibrahim Idris, to ensure the return of the Senate's mace within twenty-four hours.

The protesters which on Wednesday, April 18, stormed the Senate chamber and stole the mace. The alleged thugs were supporters of a suspended senator, Ovie Omo-Agege. The thugs left the National Assembly with the mace in a black SUV. The mace is the symbol of authority in the parliament.

A security personnel at the entrance of the National Assembly, said he was told by the protesters they were officers with the senator. “We tired to stop them but they told us they were with him (Omo-Agege),” he said. The Senate spokesman, Senator Aliyu Sabi Abdullahi, in a statement issued after the incident, said that the Senate resumed plenary about 15 minutes after coming out of an executive (closed door) session where the earlier incident of forceful removal of the mace was deliberated upon.

He said: "The Senate has resumed plenary about 15 minutes ago after coming out of an executive (closed door) session where the earlier incident of forceful removal of the mace was deliberated upon. "The session is holding with the mace, the official symbol of authority firmly in place, and deputy Senate president, Ike Ekweremadu, presiding.


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"The Senate also decided that it will get to the roots of this sad assault on democracy and an obvious act of treason which the seizure of the mace by some armed hoodlums represents. "The Senate has mandated the Inspector General of Police, Idris Kpotum Ibrahim and Director General of the State Security Services (SSS), Mallam Lawan Daura, to retrieve the mace stolen by the hoodlums within 24 hours. "At the moment, some House of Representatives members led by deputy Speaker, Yusuf Lasun, are in the Senate chambers in solidarity visits. The session is presently live on NTA Channel 10.

"We are determined to conclude all matters slated on the Order Paper for today, even if it means us sitting until 6pm."

http://www.naijanewspapers.com.ng/2018/04/breaking-senate-demands-return-of-mace.html

Let me frighten you nairalanders a little, imagine Cameroon and boko haram moving 5000 strong troops or militia into Nigeria tonight, from the north and east, what would be the first response from Nigeria and the Senate?

Your time starts now.......

Bheewhy:
Watching in 3D and my PVC in 4D

The federal Republic is in 36D, D as in division

My cup runneth over with orijin and the God of heaven has blessed my bed tonight with a lady that kills boredom and loneliness, when children who claim to know more than their elders have decided to eat Beetles it is certain that they will end up eating the beetle that eats s#it: APC has a house with no roof now the dance shame is here as it is raining Mace and thugs,
The owl has finally cried " not guilty" to killing children, but has owned up to the crime that he only frightened children from going on errands at night: the PDP who were accused of fixing candidates and elections are now seen as wise ones despite their down sides as mad and mentally insane old senile fools(bubu eg) have now been seen as incredulous mistakes, the attests to character before selections and appointment are now seen as wise and pragmatic.
It is never wise to give a child a gun to hunt in the bush or his rival playmate from the next hamlet might get shot in The bush with an excuse that he shot an antelope: the power given to a man tell you who he is, thugs in the Senate house is tantamount to treason and a Breach of the hallow chamber, for you to steal the Mace of the federal Republic of Nigeria in the absence of the President and commander of the armed forces, means you have hijacked the powers of the Senate and the people, it is a sacrilege and treacherous crime, who e er has the Mace has the house without that Mace the house is in coma,he should be declared an enemy of state and arrested by the sergeant at arms, handed over to the police at the doors of the Senate house.
I thank God for the few good women remaining, I pray to him that i be loyal to my lady, for the meal she has prepared tonight for me has made me a very happy man, may she receive my gifts and pleasures as God has blessed me with for I shall share my heart with her, but as for Nigeria? She's a battered wife and today she has been raped and battered, God save our motherland.

You bought a hoe and named it after a hoe?

Oxalic:
And NASS security could not do anything?

sergeant at arms Na to hustle senators get egunje. The female one is getting yellower by the week and her hair and nails are improving in length and price, so much for the sergeant at arms.

Abjay97:
YES!!!
DIVISION IN THE APC...
PDP was far better..

Too late now, the tasteless fried rice is gone, eat your rotten ogi and soured beans

Pojomojo:
As shared by Adetutu Balogun
@Tutsy22

2. To start with, Number 4, Oyikan Abayomi (formerly Queens) Drive, Ikoyi, A 5- bedroom detached house on one acre of land which was originally the Lagos State Governor’s Guest House since 1973, now belongs to a former Governor of the state, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu

3. The certificate of occupancy of the property, valued at N450 million, was signed and released to him by his successor, Governor Babatunde Raji Fashola (SAN), in 2007 shortly after he assumed office.

4. It might be difficult to come to terms with the fact that whenever someone in Lagos begins to wonder where their 4th mainland bridge went or what was the fate of the pipe-borne water project or even where the schools and hospitals had vanished to, there is a silence.

5. The largest landlord in Lagos has done as he has pleased and the rest of the state just has to deal with it.

6. Tinubu’s residence at 26 Bourdillion Road, Ikoyi was initially falsely PRESENTED as Oando Plc Guest House. Later, he purportedly bought it from Oando and used public funds to rebuild and renovate it.

7. The Lagos State Government bought the property and paid an undisclosed sum to him and thereafter gave the property back to him under the bogus pension bill he signed into law shortly before he left office in 2007. The property is worth over N600 million.

8. The annex of the Lagos State Guest House in Asokoro, Abuja was bought by the State Government in 2006 for N450 million, purportedly to protect the main house from security breach.

9. Shortly after Tinubu left office, the property was transferred to him under the pension plan he signed into law before leaving office.

10. The 250-hectares of land valued at about N35 billion and strategically located at the Ajah junction on Lekki Road was initially meant for a General Hospital for the people of Eti-Osa Local Government

11. but was acquired by Tinubu and handed over to Trojan Estate Limited – a company owned by Deji and Wale Tinubu – to develop as Royal Garden Housing Estate at the expense of the taxpayers of Lagos.

12. The 1,000 hectares of land valued at about N75 billion located at Lakowe, near Abijo at Ibeju-Lekki Local Government Area and given to Lekki Concession Company, which is partly owned by Tinubu and Fashola, is being developed as golf course and housing estate.

13. The prime land of 157 hectares with 2.5km of Atlantic beachfront, valued at about N10 billion was [i “taken”[/i] by Tinubu from the communities of Siriwon, Igbekodo, Apakin, etc in Ibeju-Lekki Local Government Area

14. and given to Ibukun Fakeye-his crony to build a golf course and luxury villa with little or no compensation to villagers. In addition, Tinubu paid $20 million (N3 billion) out of public treasury to Ibukun Fakeye to commence the project in late 2006.

15. The 14 hectares Parkview Ikoyi Estate foreshore land reclaimed by the Lagos State Government is now owned by Tinubu. While in office, he allocated to himself the former Strabag Yard beside the Lagos State secretariat at Alausa, Ikeja.

16. The property has now been developed into a SHOPPING mall as big as the Palms in Lekki. This is public property brazenly stolen and now owned by Tinubu, aided by Fashola.

17. The choice property at Lekki-Epe Road on which he built and owns the multi-billion Naira Oriental HOTEL AND the extension of multi-storey car park beside it is also a story of the misrule of Lagos State.

18. Also, the multi-level recreation centre by Mobil Oniru Estate on Lekki-Epe road jointly owned with ARM and Tunji Olowolafe. All these assets valued at over N25 billion were obtained without paying a kobo to the Lagos State Government.

19. Tinubu raised a loan of N4.7 billion on Eko Akete project for which nothing was achieved before he turned around to sell the property to his Chagouri friends of Chagouri & Chagouri and Hitech Construction Ltd at a ridiculously low price at the expense of taxpayers of Lagos

20. Tinubu applied to personally purchase the Federal Secretariat building while in office. When he couldn’t get to buy it, he directed Fashola to stop the eventual owner of the complex from developing it.

21. Several other buyers of Federal Government properties and developers of properties in Ikoyi, Victoria Island and Government Reservation Area in Ikeja were forced to succumb to the outrageous demand of Tinubu, Fashola and other officials of the state government.

22. The Critical Care Unit of the Lagos State University Teaching Hospital in IKeja, built and equipped with state funds, is now owned personally by Tinubu. He has put ONE Dr. Sikiru Tinubu (a supposed cousin of his) to run the outfit.

23. It is run as a private unit & the proceeds are pocketed by the duo. The unit charges its users exorbitantly and most Lagosians can afford to pay its high charges. Much of the revenue is derived from fees paid by the State Govt for patients referred there by its General Hospitals.

24. Several prominent Nigerians in the Judiciary, Police, the Independent National Electoral Commission and other sensitive agencies have obtained prime land from Tinubu and then Governor Fashola over the years without paying a kobo.

25. Many of them had turned around to sell the land at substantial profit. Many top officials in Police, INEC and the Judiciary who participated in the 2003 and 2007 elections in states where Tinubu has interest were compromised with parcels of free prime Lagos land and cash.

26. If the Lagos State Land’s Bureau could publish d names & identities of beneficiaries of land allotees from 2000 to date, d scandal that will result is better imagined. Gbenga Ashafa, now a senator & Mrs. Awofisayo were d conduits thru which these acts were being perpetrated.

















let that sink for a moment.Then ask yourself if APC SHOULD BE VOTED BACK

Yes yes yes, so we can see how Aso Rock will be sold!

With buhari out of the country the next symbol of power is missing, next the chief justice is next to go on the list

DaBillionnaire:
please what is Mace?

The symbol of power in the other room, it makes women scream, happy, then they feel the the power enter thing

Segzee1:
Lol....When Devil finally gain access to National Assembly

Free weed for everyone except fela and 2pac

Half of buhari requested budget for fighting boko haram, 2019 loading

Well on this day, no f#ck was available for giving, the internal security chief who was retired was reinstated, so as the dead appointees by bubu what else can you project?

vanessaRN:
https://www.reportnaija.ng/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/Femi-Fani-Kayode-August-2014-BellaNaija.com-01-600x437-600x437.jpg
Femi Fani-Kayode, former Aviation Minister, on Tuesday raised the alarm over renewed killing of Christians in Nassarawa State by Fulani herdsmen.

The Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, chieftain alleged that the herdsmen had yesterday “slaughtered” 32 Christians in Nassarawa state while President Muhammadu Buhari was “wining and dining in London.”

In a tweet, Fani-Kayode wrote, “Fulani Herdsmen slaughtered over 32 innocent and defenceless people in the southern part of Nassarawa state yesterday which is predominantly Christian.

“As Buhari is wining and dining in London his Fulani kinsmen are butchering more of his compatriots and subjects every day.”

Buhari, who is currently in London, had yesterday held a bilateral meeting with the United Kingdom, UK, Prime Minister, Theresa May at 10, Downing Street, London.

source
https://www.reportnaija.ng/2018/04/17/herdsmen-killed-32-christians-buhari-wining-dining-in-london-fani-kayode/

cc lalasticlala

Idiot people if Fulani fit carry gun Na una own go hard keep for house, keep crying till the whole village is wiped out, man to arms!

While the north were gathering funds to bribe the southerners, the south were busy buying SUVs, houses and Fucking their grand daughters age mates, now again they are praying to God when the power lies in their pvc voters cards and dedication to a common goal,the greed of the south is the bane of their existence, betrayals follows.

ijustdey:
http://punchng.com/suspected-fulani-herdsmen-sack-benue-community-kill-village-head/

Thank God no cow was killed, bubu for deploy air bombardment in benue