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Crime › Re: See The Pump Actions Recovered By Adamawa State Police Command(photos) by godofuck231: 7:05am On Apr 11, 2018
KokoMadiba:
Shun sir,
Respect!
grin grin grin
My oga, keep charging sir

Family › Re: Man Leaks Facebook Chats Of His Wife With Married Man by godofuck231: 11:46pm On Apr 10, 2018
If he doesn't have a private jet and 90 hectares of farm with money growing on trees I can't marry him.

5 years later : I don't know what I saw in him self!

Crime › Re: See The Pump Actions Recovered By Adamawa State Police Command(photos) by godofuck231: 9:27pm On Apr 10, 2018
sweetilicious:
You are a suspect.
Get in line, my ace will not fold
Crime › Re: See The Pump Actions Recovered By Adamawa State Police Command(photos) by godofuck231: 7:56pm On Apr 10, 2018
KokoMadiba:
smileybros na your mindset o grin and I believe say u Don talk ur mind
But Bros, this ur response sef show say the matter no consine you even wen e cosine u sef u talk say : " Nigerians and substandard things sef" ....will you now keep kwayet? cheesy we are not in games section
Mind you am your average Nigerian soldier , I've been to places you will never survive if given 1 hour, 4 tours in Iraq 3 in Afghanistan, don't game me, I don't live a cowards life I live the life of a marine, I wasn't deployed for fun.
Crime › Re: See The Pump Actions Recovered By Adamawa State Police Command(photos) by godofuck231: 7:56pm On Apr 10, 2018
KokoMadiba:
smileybros na your mindset o grin and I believe say u Don talk ur mind
But Bros, this ur response sef show say the matter no consine you even wen e cosine u sef u talk say : " Nigerians and substandard things sef" ....will you now keep kwayet? cheesy we are not in games section
Mind you am your average Nigerian soldier , I've been to places you will never survive if given 1 hour, 4 tours in Iraq 3 in Afghanistan, don't game me, I don't live a cowards life I live the life of a marine, I no deeply for fun.
Crime › Re: See The Pump Actions Recovered By Adamawa State Police Command(photos) by godofuck231: 7:47pm On Apr 10, 2018
Jakumo:
Video games differ from reality sir. For short-range combat, and home defense, a pump-action or semi-auto shotgun is a HIGHLY effective weapon. Where a pistol or rifle shooter needs to carefully take aim to ensure his single-projectile shots do not miss a moving target, a man with a shotgun can let fly with multiple blasts, each spraying 50 or more hot, bone-shattering lead pellets, without the need to take careful aim other than sweeping the muzzle of his weapon past the target, whilst rapid-firing with reckless abandon.

Anyone who has hunted with a shotgun is well aware of the massive damage done by 12-gauge cartridges, when flesh and bone bears the explosive brunt at close range. It is not a pretty sight, so in summary, FEAR a shotgun as you would any other firearm. In trained hands, shotguns can be absolutely devastating weapons.
Please read and digest my comment, I am not against shotgun ownership in Nigeria am against the quality, you have completely lost track of my meanings,low quality shotguns are the topic not shotgun being bad or inappropriate, when it comes to home defence that's the best, be advised
Pets › Re: Are These Gsds Pup Full Breed ? by godofuck231: 6:16pm On Apr 10, 2018
Lol glorified bingo,ook for these features, their paws are usually huge

Crime › Re: See The Pump Actions Recovered By Adamawa State Police Command(photos) by godofuck231: 6:08pm On Apr 10, 2018
Most of these shotguns here are toys, they are called entry shotguns for knocking down door hinges, these are not combat shotguns, these things can even kill the owner or shooter, in occasions where there is a gun fight you can't fire 50 rounds continuously the barrel would tear or rather explode and shrapnels will hit the shooter in the face, Nigerians and sub standard things self
Romance › Re: Sex Dolls Extinction by godofuck231: 6:01pm On Apr 10, 2018
Tonymic4life:
Hello great nairalanders! By this tym last month or two, everywhere was flooded with the news of sex dolls. Sex doll this! sex doll that! It even made headlines on nairaland 4 few weeks back to back, Buh now, I heardly hear anything about them again. cry .my question now is; what happened to d sex dolls, are dey all pregnant or r dey on extinction? Or have our ladies chased them out of this planet? Someone should answer biko. grin
She sex doll go cook and produce kids? Any man who buys a sex doll is a whimp
Family › Re: Biskit Presses His Mom's Butt, Shares Video, Nigerians React by godofuck231: 5:58pm On Apr 10, 2018
KingLennon:
But it's still happening in this country. I hope u knw that?
That how men end up giving birth to imbe and psycho when they toy with the laws of nature
Family › Re: Man Rents Out Wife’s Room, Relocates Her To The Parlour by godofuck231: 5:53pm On Apr 10, 2018
Bustincole:
Well das marriage sumtin
1. Her new pet doggy wants to stray.
2. He has refuse to eat her food so she's. waiting till he's hungry.
3. Bandage sex
4. He's a sexual tiger so he doesn't kill someones goat
5. He has the big "Dic" and no other woman, shall share her devine blessing.
6. She just wants to talk.
7. She's just started talking.
8. She's talking.
9 she's still talking.

Most important
10. She isn't yet trough with her complaints and talking 20 hours more to go, as you can see he's getting weak
Family › Re: Man Rents Out Wife’s Room, Relocates Her To The Parlour by godofuck231: 5:47pm On Apr 10, 2018
Bustincole:
Well das marriage sumtin
1. Her new pet doggy wants to stray.
2. He has refuse to eat her food so she's waiting till he's hungry.
3. Bandage sex
4. He's a sexual tiger so he doesn't kill someones goat
5. He has the big "grin" and no other woman, shall share her devine blessing.

Most important
6. She isn't yet trough with her complaints and talking 20 hours more to go, as you can see he's getting weak
Family › Re: Man Rents Out Wife’s Room, Relocates Her To The Parlour by godofuck231: 5:39pm On Apr 10, 2018
givan:
Violence against women in Nigeria is already out of hand. How do men who among their siblings, are sisters, end up torment other people Sister's?

The government should declare war against violence on women and children before men start avenging harm done to their sisters!!
The women when de beat and assault their husbands nko? Men no de talk o, Na women own loud pass, when woman slap man family go say make e bear am, when man slap am Na to kill am by the law abi?
Family › Re: Man Rents Out Wife’s Room, Relocates Her To The Parlour by godofuck231: 5:32pm On Apr 10, 2018
Joshuamilarge:
women and their problems. even when you want to help them, they read separate meaning to it.
Come take kooooooooo orijin
Christianity Etc › Re: "Prophet Jacob Turns Water Into Petrol In Church In South Africa"- Facebook User by godofuck231: 5:30pm On Apr 10, 2018
Kizyte:
Serious? shocked
I'm traveling to South Africa tomorrow and I must attend that church with 10,000 litres of water. shocked

South Africa here we come!
Where all those stupid kidnappers, make yourselves useful and let turn water into crude, petrol to get stress, just crude is ok.
Politics › Re: Buhari Writes Senate, Makes 26 New Appointments (FULL LIST) by godofuck231: 5:27pm On Apr 10, 2018
kimjongJezebel:
Buhari is the President with the lowest IQ in the world. Grossly incompetent, extremely unintelligent and very dumb


There will be more last minute, politically motivated and dubious appointments to more sycophants just for his reelection bid
I think the name dumbo is better fitted to him
Politics › Re: Buhari Writes Senate, Makes 26 New Appointments (FULL LIST) by godofuck231: 5:25pm On Apr 10, 2018
sophsia62:
President Muhammadu Buhari has written the Senate to confirm Festus Okoye as National Commissioner for the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC).

Mr Okoye is among 26 new appointees the president wrote, in separate letters, to the Senate for confirmation.

Mr Buhari’s request on Mr Okoye was contained in a letter read by the Senate President, Bukola Saraki, shortly before the Senate adjourned plenary on Tuesday.

“In accordance with the provision of section 154(1) of the 1999 constitution as amended, I rise to forward to the distinguished senators the name of Barrister Festus Okoye for confirmation as National Commissioner representing South-east geo-political zone.

“While hoping that this request will receive the usual expeditious consideration, please accept Mr President the assurances of my highest regard,” the letter reads.

Mr Okoye, an indigene of Imo State, is the Executive Director, Human Rights Monitor, and a Solicitor at the Supreme Court of Nigeria.

In other letters dispatched to the Senate, Mr Buhari also sought the confirmation of 23 members of National Population Commission and two non-legal practitioners as members of Federal Judicial Service Commission.

The two non-legal practitioners are; Abba Ali (Katsina-North west) and Mohammed Sagir (Niger-North central).

The 23 nominees for the National Population Commission are; Nwanne Johnny Nwabuisi (Abia), Dr Clifford Zirra (Adamawa), Mr Chidi Christopher Ezeoke(Anambra), Barrister Isa Audu Buratai (Borno), Navy Captain Charles Iyam Ogwa(Cross River), Sir Richard Odibo(Delta), Okereke Darlington Onaubuchi (Ebonyi) and Mr A.D. Olusegun Aiyajina (Edo).

Others are; Ejike Ezeh (Enugu), Hon. Abubakar Mohammed Danburam (Gombe), Prof. Uba S.F. Nnabue (Imo), Dr. Abdulmalik Mohammed Durunguwa (Kaduna), Sulaiman Ismaila Lawal (Kano), Prof. Jimoh Habibat Isah (Kogi), Dr. Sa’adu Ayinla Alanamu (Kwara), Nasir Isa kwarra (Nasarawa).

Also nominated are: Barrister Aliyu Datti (Niger), Yeye (Mrs) Seyi Adererinokun Olusanya (Ogun), Prince Oladiran Garvey Iyantan (Ondo), Senator Mudashiru Oyetunde Hussain (Osun), Mrs Cecilia Arsun Dapoet ()Plateau, Dr. Ipalibo Macdonald Harry (Rivers), Sale S. Saany (Taraba).

http://www.akelicious.net/2018/04/buhari-writes-senate-makes-26-new.html[/url
Na now quarter system de work abi, 2019 don be reality for you? Better renovate that other room in daura
Car Talk › Re: Which Of These Cars That Ruled Nigeria In The Past Was Your Favourite? by godofuck231: 5:21pm On Apr 10, 2018
Range rover, beetle and an old Thunder bird
Family › Re: Biskit Presses His Mom's Butt, Shares Video, Nigerians React by godofuck231: 5:17pm On Apr 10, 2018
KingLennon:
You are touching where you came out from. What sort of nonsense is that?
The type of non sense you see when a bastard son(he goat) does not know his father and his mother(retired baby mama) font know the moral boundaries
Crime › Re: Bayelsa Man Exposes Lady Who Stole His Phone After Visiting His House. Photos by godofuck231: 5:09pm On Apr 10, 2018
kennygee:
Slay queen or Slay Thief?
Olosho and armed robber, have you realised that men who pickup oloshos and runs girls "their blood sisters" either get robbed, if they are into business or get bursted by cops if they are G boys?
Politics › Re: New York Times Mocks President Buhari's Re-election Bid (photos) by godofuck231:
Snow02:
naija has become a joke and the world is practically laughing at us right now smh
When asked what is the future for this zoo and it's citizens?

Answer :
We are f#cked if he returns

Politics › Re: New York Times Mocks President Buhari's Re-election Bid (photos) by godofuck231: 2:43pm On Apr 10, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Buhari is a joke,
His followers are comedians.

Buhari and his followers the made Nigeria a tragedy.

#BackToDaura
Seems all that comes out of daura is confusing and dumb, even the bubu
Politics › Re: New York Times Mocks President Buhari's Re-election Bid (photos) by godofuck231: 2:43pm On Apr 10, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Buhari is a joke,
His followers are comedians.

Buhari and his followers the made Nigeria a tragedy.

#BackToDaura
Seems all that comes out of daura is confusing and dumb
Christianity Etc › Re: Watching Pornography Together As A Couple Is A Sin — Ghanaian Man Claims by godofuck231: 1:41pm On Apr 10, 2018
His ancestors are sexuality weak that's why
Events › Re: IPOB Member Weds His Bride In A Jewish Way In Anambra. Photos by godofuck231: 11:53am On Apr 10, 2018
Events › Re: Elderly Man With Walking Stick Weds His Old Bride In Imo (Photos) by godofuck231: 11:50am On Apr 10, 2018
StrongandMighty:
Chai old papa too wan kpansh..


He must have promised her marriage, do or die he has fulfilled it, that's a man for you








But honestly this marriage is absolutely unnecessary
Events › Re: Elderly Man With Walking Stick Weds His Old Bride In Imo (Photos) by godofuck231: 11:49am On Apr 10, 2018
scarramenga:
angry the gal no even fine sef
Not your choice, go marry Ya own grin
Crime › Re: Married Woman Gang Raped In Front Of Her Husband In Cross River State. Photos by godofuck231: 11:32am On Apr 10, 2018
As for me it will be bloodbath, no casualties, no survivors

Romance › Re: "Guys, If You Are Wearing This Kind Of Boxers In 2018, You Are Cancelled" - Lady by godofuck231: 11:20am On Apr 10, 2018
For the men with scimitars and python sizes we wear no 1 those who have pepper fruit and banana wear 2 and 3 respectively, if 1 dares to be put into 2 or 3! The god will have issues to solve as seen below

Romance › Re: "Guys, If You Are Wearing This Kind Of Boxers In 2018, You Are Cancelled" - Lady by godofuck231: 11:14am On Apr 10, 2018
For the men with scimitars and python sizes we wear no 1 those who have pepper fruit and banana wear 2 and 3 respectively
Education › Re: OAU Reacts To Richard Akindele's Sex For Mark Scandal by godofuck231: 11:06am On Apr 10, 2018
partnerbiz4:
I just hope you didn't mean this. Just hope..
He thinks ojukwu is still alive(demented)

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