psoto:
Ghana weaving will be just fine for me.
Craziest colour: Gold.(I don't really do colours).

HELP!...Somebody please help!...I need a barber up here!

IbroSaunks: @GC et son-yeah, I just confirmed your requests guys. I hope you guys don't mind clearing things up for me, who's Theophilus and who's Adetunji?

I'm the one with a sleepy head in a blue top...

Dahrach:

She was referring 2 a little baby not grown up, she can start babysitting grown up, starting wit u

Really??...I think that's mansitting...But her eyes, ha!...#LipsSealed#

IbroSaunks:
I heard corpers can wear mufti and go out on saturday, can someone confirm? The person is reliable sha. She can wear it when camp is over too.

Flog? won ya were ni? They better not try it! Lock me wherever but don't flog me!

I heard its only Sunday they can wear mufti ooo...See that flogging, I doubt it too ooo...I can do frog-jumps & push-ups till infinity but flog ke?? When I no thief any phone!...Haa

psoto:
Now I've answered.

I wonder why they're so passionate about football.
The footballers are busy playing and getting paid,
While they (guys) are busy shouting and having headache!

Point of Order!
Not all of us are interested in it.

ogbeche77:
@ Godchild & Ibrosaunks, I saw the post that earn you the ban & to be sincere I don't see anything wrong with that post, but you were ban for an hour, how come it took u guys the whole day to post again..
P.S- when next this occurs just PM Mukina or Yakuzi..They are both supermod, so they can correct the anomaly with immediate effect & allacrity

Okay boss...Yeah, my ban expired at 01:24:03pm but I was too busy playing around in the real world till 19:26hrs...Thanks a lot!

Mz nAirA:

Lolzzzzzz!!!! GC chaii U̶̲̥̅ never know nytin but all d same keep space for me in front of U̶̲̥̅ oh nd make sure U̶̲̥̅ fight for bed space nd gud matress for me so ur girl wnt go thru stress. U̶̲̥̅ will do dat for me wnt U̶̲̥̅?

Habaaa...Trust ma nah, I'm a very loyal servant...You just make sure you keep the 'food' aspect in mind...

psoto:
Issorai...
I think the stare came up again today.

....Oh Lord Have Mercy!

psoto:
He haf vex!

You happy??...Berra join me in my campaign against Pyguru, tomorrow you might be the one in his telescopic sight...I won't pirry you oo!

xpertriate: this forum is dry today. waiting dey Xup for here self?

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Mz nAirA:

. Actually A̶̲̥̅̊m also practicing d theory of ♏γ̲̣̣̥ studied course in d university. ℓ remain a homopolithecus for life

HELP!...HELP!!...Somebody please help!...I need a dictionary down here...

psoto:
#Walks Back, Hisses More And Walks Away Again#

Please come back, you forgot your lantern...

Akay:

...And no matter how good it looks on her, she still can't wear it at camp.

I hear they flog in camp. I ws shocked. My sis said she ws locked in guard room for sneaking out. What hope do I have *sob sob tear tear*

Nawao!...And someone told me that the soldiers have no right to flog o, that they can only dish out punishments; frog-jump, sun-drying, etc...Guardroom?? habaa, that's unfair nah...To a lady!

Please don't cry...#Crying#...GOD pass them!...#CryingContinues#

...And PRINCESS, where art thou??...Still on Sallah meat??

Please where is CY nah...His posts have been scarce today...Anybody seen him around??

Dahrach:

Lol, if u cry, u hav psoto 2 pet u

Hmmmm, you sure about that??...Remember this;

psoto:

I've never had the experience of baby-sitting.
I almost did once,
And I was scared τ̅☺ death.
He just kept crying like he had seen a ghost,
So many sick thoughts were running through ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ mind.
SMH...

The day she starts petting, I'll donate my allowee for that month to charity....

Akay:
...And you would know wouldn't you?

#LipsSealed#...I take the fifth!...Lolzzzz

Dahrach: Pls ooo, wht are d things I need 2 get 4 camp, haven't gotten anything. No preparation done @ all

D, are you serious??...Check our first page nah, you'll see a lotta things...But lemme dish out some essentials; White T shirts(round neck), white shorts, white sneakers...Or will you send me the money make I help you get them??...You know say you be JJC from Cyprus, Ibo guys fit maga you ooo...

IbroSaunks:
But you just admitted that it's a software, now you're saying it's a guy? You don vex gan oh

Bro, I no go lie you...I don vex ooo...

Dahrach:

U are rite dear, good ones still exist but they are few nd diff 2 find. Btw I think guyz shuld hav it @ d back of their mind dat not all dat glitters is gold. Most guyz go 4 d outside look 4getting d fact dat it wil fade away oneday nd it d inside dat matters.

Haaaa...Please count some of us out of the "Outside Lookers"...Make it few guys!...Sometimes when I see some ladies, I recite to myself; "...And Lead Us Not Into Temptations, But Deliver Us From Evil..."

Dahrach:

I guess u might hav been hurt by sumone u loved but sincerely dat doesn't mean we shuld stop loving. Moving on is an important step in human nature, its d only way 2 heal. It's not all ladies dat double date, just pray God gives u a lady of ur heart cos sincerely we can't run away 4rm love we can only hide 4rm it 4 a while. Chaiii, see sermon wey I type, wen did I become a preacher lol.

#GBAM#...Please go on, you're really making sense...If you stop I will cry!...

psoto:
Of kois,
I'm a Woman
Of Intergity,
Who is Trustworthy,
Courageous and
Honest.
W.I.T.C.H!

Oh yeah!...And I'm sure everyman would like to have a W.I.T.C.H in his life....Yes! I would!!!...

olly30: Uuhn av bin readin d pages i mis 4 d past 30 min.D pages just keep on increasing by d minute.Gues i wl b travelin 2 ondo 4rm abj coz av nt bin cleard by d skul an 4rm wt av bin hearin 4rm ppl it seems we a gönna b atended 2 by anody body coz Nassu had bin on strike sns

Your school & NASU shaa...We thank GOD you're already a graduate...Whether they like it or not, they will clear you...And that's bye-bye to them & their strikes...It is well!

darefestus:
Dont get me started on that word 'love'. I have my opinion abt the word and its not really pleasant. Wat irks me however is that it is the most overused(without reason) word in the dictionary. A lady will say she loves her guy yet she's double dating. A guy will say he loves his babe yet he's being unfaithful. Love, my sister, na moonshine.

Hmmmm....That great day is coming, when you'll meet the right person...Then you'll understand that Love, my brother, is not a moonshine.

ogbeche77:
I was laughing my butt of when I saw Pyguru dishing out ban this morning as if it was going out of fashion... GC was banned by the spambot for quoting a spam comment, funny enough the original poster was not banned.. The spambot acts like this sometime.. But if one is ban by the spambot, it just an hour duration, so viewing as a guest for that period conserves our own MB.. Lollz

Hehehhehehee...Lwkmd!...I think that Pyguru needs to be upgraded, he reminds me of how my anti-virus supererogates whenever it is out-of-date...Perhaps he's not being fed well...Next time he does that I'll sue him to court...

Dahrach:

Really, I guess there is no accurate definition 4 love

Yes ma'am...You are very correct!

SBabaJ:
I Fear Convent Sisters More....

Hmmmm...But why??

psoto: Just before I hibernate fully,
MODS, what was the cause of the bans?
It seems hilarious.

Hilarious??...We were wrongfully banned ma'am...We must protest!...Pyguru must apologize, else....

IbroSaunks: I'M BACK! GC, sorry for wondering if it was your fault, I thought you carried ban spell ...or do you?

Wow!...You're kidding right??..Cos I was about to say I started receiving bans after we met & those 3 letters(b,a,n) can be gotten form your username......Oh Nooo! I've already sent you a request on Facebook sha...Lord Have Mercy!!!

SBabaJ:
You Know You Are, We Are Sure You Are... You Are W.I.T.C.H.!

Hehehehhehhehehhee....ROTFL!!!

W-wonderful
I-inspiring
T-trustworthy
C-charming
H-honest

WOW!...All for PSOTO??....Oh, what a lucky babe she is, a perfect creature to have as a sweetheart...

Akay:


pls let's avoid religious arguments. i think every man has a right to his beliefs and shouldnt be forced do as everyone does. i believe in freewill and so does Jesus

#GBAM#....Super-#GBAM#

SBabaJ:
I Do Not Attend Meetings...But Psoto Used To.

Hmmmm...I think I remember those seminars...Lmao!!!