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NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Godschild2(m): 6:50pm On Dec 31, 2012
Tmany: last day of the year grin so happy
Will be living in a new state for most part of 2013 new experience, new friends, new environment, new blessings, new landmark.
wishing you all a blessed and peacefull service year and a happy new year in adv

Wishing you a fruitful service year too...Happy New Year!
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Godschild2(m): 6:45pm On Dec 31, 2012
darefestus:

I can't say I'm prepared to be honest.
I just want too get there and settle in first and we'll see what happens..
I really hope I can acclimatise in time, as that'd really get the best out of me.

It is well my brother...I'm sure we'll all have a wonderful & fulfilled service year, lets keep hoping for the best sir...
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Godschild2(m): 9:08pm On Dec 30, 2012
darefestus:

Bro I'm good o.
Heard rave reviews about the guy that represented platoon 8 in the Macho not knowing it is our very own GC.
Good to have you back in the SW with us tho.
From your posts its obvious you enjoyed camp.

Bros, na GOD oo...Me I just went there to have fun & enjoy myself ni oo, and I'm so happy to be back in the SW, that's the highlight of everything...Sir, I really enjoyed camp, even though we were punished in my hostel in the middle of our last night in camp cos guys were overexcited & screaming with joy...Fun!

Hope you're getting ready for the 2nd stage(PPA) sha??...
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Godschild2(m): 8:53pm On Dec 30, 2012
darefestus:

Bro, you were in Platoon 8. You should know my good friend Alfa Lukman, some guy with beards like this. He was also in your platoon from unaab.

Yeah, platoon 8...Alfa lukman?? I can't affix the name oo, but its possible I've met him sha...I met some Unaabites there, especially in my hostel...Jude, Afolabi etc..
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Godschild2(m): 8:38pm On Dec 30, 2012
psoto:
Good Boy...
He clearly knows how to predict right!
wink

#ClearsThroat#...You won't want to do that nah...Cos I'll make sure they pend your allowee for 6 months!
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Godschild2(m): 8:19pm On Dec 30, 2012
psoto:
Hehehehe...
GC, o gbo?
I bet you didn't re-deploy cos of Psoto?!
If so, come get for your letter of request from my house,
You'll be useful in domestic affairs.grin
(I almost forgot), you'll be a good bouncer too.cheesy

Habaa!...PSOTO please nah, can't you see we're less than 53 hours away from New Year...Abeg wish me well nah, domestic affairs ke??...gringrin...Bouncer abi?? So you think you can afford my allowee??...Lolzzzz

Yes! Now its me & you in Oyo state, just lemme catch you...I go show you WUEN!!!...grin
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Godschild2(m): 8:05pm On Dec 30, 2012
psoto:
#ClearsThroat#
Guess the military guys I sent τ̅☺ deal with you in camp didn't do their work well.
lipsrsealed

hehehhehahahhahohohoo...You?? Military guys??...I know that's impossible cos none of them has a Blackberry...Abi they haff deal with me ni...gringringrin

Who go see me wey no go fear??...Won O Ni Duro!

NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Godschild2(m): 8:00pm On Dec 30, 2012
Viewing this topic: darefestus(m), Gods-child(m)

Doctor DRE, I sight you...How're you doing bro??
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Godschild2(m): 7:57pm On Dec 30, 2012
psoto:
Look who's here!
Welcome back.smiley


Firstlady PSOTO...I've missed you a lot oo!...Thanks ma'am.
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Godschild2(m): 7:34pm On Dec 30, 2012
SBabaJ:
That's My Predicament Right Now!

Lol!...So, whats up with your PPA sir??...How's the place??
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Godschild2(m): 8:57pm On Dec 29, 2012
Abbasufi:



MR MACHO! How u ope u well, good to hav u. Back

Yes sir!...I'm good ooo. Hope you're enjoying your PPA??
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Godschild2(m): 8:53pm On Dec 29, 2012
SBabaJ:
At Least You Got A Few Days....But You Must Have Been Disappointed.
NYSC, Fake Products And Not Enough Sizes...A Country- Wide Experience.
'Prey Prey Shun' Must Have Won You Some 'Feminine' Hearts!

Ermmm, I wasn't really disappointed jor...All I wanted was a piece of the action. It ain't easy mehn...As a result of the stress, the guy that took over from me fell sick after swearing-in...NYSC products are renowned for that oo! I use the white shorts they gave us as 'boxers'...gringringrin

'Prey-prey-shun' almost did, but don't forget I'm allergic to ladies...Especially the beautiful ones, I kept praying: "And lead us not into temptations, but deliver us from evil"...Lol!
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Godschild2(m): 8:15pm On Dec 29, 2012
SBabaJ:
Proud Of You....!

Thanks boss!...Thanks a lot!
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Godschild2(m): 8:12pm On Dec 29, 2012
SBabaJ:
Back In OYO....? Congrats!
Well, Now You Can Woo Psoto Properly!

Lolzzzzzzz.....Haaaaaaaaa!....PSOTO??...She's ready to send me back to where I'm coming from!...#Whispers#
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Godschild2(m): 11:41pm On Dec 25, 2012
#Yawning#...Alright, now I think I gotta take a break...While quoting posts, I've segmentarily disseminated some of my camp stories...Oh! I so much enjoyed Kaiama orientation camp, its like GOD sent me there just to have a regimental adventure/excursion...I'll continue tomorrow.
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Godschild2(m): 11:28pm On Dec 25, 2012
Drsheddy: Hello house complmnt of d season o...

Wish you the same bro...Happy New Year in advance!
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Godschild2(m): 11:24pm On Dec 25, 2012
Tmany: how can i forget the lovely kitchen meal grin .
My batch D means corpers posted to yobe but currently having their orientation in nasarawa camp

Yes Ohhhh!...I love that batch, they paid us the November allowance last week & they're gonna pay us our December allowance too latest by next week...gringringrin
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Godschild2(m): 11:19pm On Dec 25, 2012
Tmany:
O you should have been allowed to do your orientation in nasarawa batch D where 756 guys and 366 gals registered while more than 100 pregant and married woman have been released in the first week.
Even the most ugly gal will have at least 2 suitor

OMG!...#RollingOnTheFloorLaughing#....Hehhehehhahhahahahhohoohohoo...
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Godschild2(m): 11:17pm On Dec 25, 2012
psoto:
Well, information reaching me says he won Mr. Macho in his camp. grin

Yes oooooh!...That's platoon 8 for you ooo....We took first place in; Football, NYSC Idol, Miss Hot-legs, Cooking & trust me nah, I no dey carry last...I had to make myself relevant by winning that for my platoon!...gringringrin...I give all Glory to GOD ooo, cos I was really favored by GOD.
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Godschild2(m): 11:06pm On Dec 25, 2012
SBabaJ: I Imagine GC Is The Parade Commandant In His Camp....He Waxed Emotionally 'Bout The Whole Marching Thing...

gringringrin...That's why I respect you so much, you have a clairvoyant way of perceiving things...Yeah, I was the parade commandant, but just for a few days sha...I had to step down when all efforts to get jungle boots of my size proved abortive, NYSC should have made XXL sized boots cos I wasn't the only one with that challenge...But I really enjoyed it despite the brevity, I became popular in a jiffy with the name 'Commander' & even till I left camp...Some ladies were fond of calling me 'Prey-prey-shun'...Lmao!...And they couldn't hide their disappointment when I told them I wouldn't be doing 'prey-prey-shun' again...gringringrin

So I joined the NYSC Band afterward, cos I just couldn't help being dormant...
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Godschild2(m): 10:39pm On Dec 25, 2012
SBabaJ: Thrice!!!!!
Exchanged My Khaki With A Friend...And That Did The Trick. Saw A Bros In Camp...He Changed His Trousers To 'Carrot' Can You Imagine

Wow!...Carrot??
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Godschild2(m): 10:37pm On Dec 25, 2012
SBabaJ: I Am Trying To Take Some Cooking Lessons...My Culinary Skills Are Second To None....Because I Wouldn't Even Get Any Ratings....Anyone In The Same Category In The House?

...Lolzzz...Please don't kill me with laughter nah...bwaahhahahhaha
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Godschild2(m): 10:34pm On Dec 25, 2012
SBabaJ: Stage Fright....Nervousness...Anxiety....Looks Like It's Settled Then. What Of The Guy That Said The Capital Of Kebbi Is Lokoja? Hahaha....

Hehehhehehheheee...A lady was asked the name of NYSC D.G, she mentioned the name of our state coordinator...gringringringrin
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Godschild2(m): 10:29pm On Dec 25, 2012
dlex21:
mehn...u r sooo rite...even d mr machos and so on couldn't answer simple questns like minister of finance, full meaning of EFCC, geo-political zones, capital of some states e.t.c...cant help but wonder ow dey became graduates!!!
darefestus:

Our Machos weren't all that either, but I feel they could be forgiven for their Gaffes. Its not easy flexing those muscles and operating on your mental side(serious Multi-tasking).
...We should also consider how difficult it is to remember things when under so much pressure sometimes..Most of us would boast of being able to win the ultimate price in WWTBAM just by watching some episodes from home..but its much more difficult than that when you are on the show and the stakes are high.
That is as much case as I can make for them.


Lolzzzzz!...Very funny...I represented my platoon(8.) in the Mr Macho contest, guess what I was asked??..."Could you please recite the National pledge"...I almost smiled(Macho men are not expected to smile/laugh on stage), I was just so fortunate cos my question was the cheapest of all 10 questions, I deliberately picked question no 1 when I realized others have been avoiding it...

And I won sha...I made my platoon proud...gringringrin...And I've made this House proud too.
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Godschild2(m): 10:02pm On Dec 25, 2012
SBabaJ:
Very Serious Man, I Just Completed It By ENCOURAGING Her To Serve Well So As To Be Retained! You Needed To See Her Eyes!

Badt Man!...HEhehhehehheheheee....Lmao!
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Godschild2(m): 10:00pm On Dec 25, 2012
SBabaJ: The Miss NYSC, FCT Competition Proved The Words 'Most Beautiful Things Are Useless' Or Like Some Would Say 'Most Pretty Girls Are Dumb'

OMG!....gringringringrin...Rotfl!!!
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Godschild2(m): 9:59pm On Dec 25, 2012
SBabaJ: After Observing The Way Things Were Run, Three Of Us Perfected The Art Of Dodging Activities. From The Morning Parade To Whatever Activity.....The Lectures Were So Boring You Would Think That Was The Motive Of The Organisers.

Lol!...I'm with you on the 'Lecture' thing, though I do attend them but as an avenue for my personal siesta...A comfy chair is always required.
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Godschild2(m): 9:53pm On Dec 25, 2012
SBabaJ: Camp Was Just Okay.....The Most Important Part Is That I Got To Make Few But Great Friends, And It Gave Me A Chance To See How Strong My Personal Values Are. The Routine Was The Most Annoying Part Of It, Soldiers Are Animals Of Routine. The Same Thing Over And Over, Same Way And Time. It Wasn't So Nice.

Hmmmmm.....
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Godschild2(m): 9:52pm On Dec 25, 2012
xquire:
good ppa ko, good ppa ni...dey aint paying nofin n no accomodation.

Cheeesh!...#LipsSealed#
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Godschild2(m): 9:51pm On Dec 25, 2012
xquire: 'sup pals, hw y'all doin i've been running around for my ppa i was posted to federal government college ijanikin but i was checking around VI and lekki to see if i could get a better skul but dnt get lucky, i guess i've gat to settle wit FGC Ijanikin in Ojo LGA. missed y'all a great deal cheesy wink wink

Lol!...That's good to know bro, I'm sure you're gonna enjoy it...Merry Christmas!!!
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Godschild2(m): 9:48pm On Dec 25, 2012
IbroSaunks: I wonder where princessmia is...

Hmmmmm...I'm sure she's fine sha, she must be busy upgrading her wrestling skills...
NYSC / Re: Chat Room For Nysc Batch C 2012 Corpers by Godschild2(m): 9:44pm On Dec 25, 2012
CY09: I think the pix are self explanatory!
So psoto, waiting for your own pix o!...Other peepz should please give us pix of camp lets savor the moments with you...
PS: Make una no yab me say i wowo o!

gringringringringrin

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