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Rotiix: You can go ahead and submit your form, but make sure your transcript is ready before registration commences, all the best.

Wow!...So you mean its not compulsory for our transcript to meet the August 30 deadline? Thank GOD ooo...

adefuyeyomi2404: Pls anyone dat can update me. I dont hv Chemitry in my O'Level but l hv d 6 credits in two sittings of weac. I'm confused.I studied Phy/Elect wit 2.1. I want to do physics (intrumentation) in Master degree. Would l be eligible to do wit my condition. Pls any contribution will highly appreciated.Thks

If you are within ibadan I would suggest you visit the Pg school & Physics department too, to make enquiries. If not, you can call the admissions officer.

Victoriousvic: These are from a book called "Disorder in the courts" and are things actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges took place:

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'where am I, cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and reeboks

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there

ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year

ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: 38 or 35, I can't remember which
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: 45 years

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he
WITNESS: He's 20 much like your IQ

ATTORNEY: Where you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?

ATTORNEY: She had 3 children, right?
WITNESS: Yes
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or female?
WITNESS: Unless the circus was in town, I'm going with male

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Hahahahahahahahaaa...Hilarious!!!

Madawaki01: I 4got to add,..they've got a VERY BIG ROOM [b]We did d certificate screenin d next day,they checked all our certificates,physically and online,som pple were evicted...[som use fake certificates,unrecognised exam bodies and so on]
next we did d physio medical examination,we were examined 4 flat foot,pile,uncomplet testes,protrudin navel,scars frm surgeries,(if u av any of this,u'r out,even jonathan cnt stop ur eviction)our height and weight were checked
we then went 4 d medical examination,they took our blood,urine and shit to be checked,.we did xray and e.c.g..
D day they were to cal d result of d medicals was d most tensed durin our stay there,every1 was afraid...u knw..u cnt influence d result..i.e..d result is nt in ur hands,so many pple were evicted 4 so many diseases rangin frm hepatitis to h.i.v..wich even they(d candidates wit d disease)were nt aware of b4...
We did d 3.2 km race d next day...d race is all about endurance..u hav to jog 4 16 minutes non stop so as to make d race within d stipulated time..d race was d last stage of eviction.
We den did an aptitude test(english math and current affairs)
next was d individual obstacle,then planning[sand model],then group obstacld[a group wil av 10 candidates]
afta dis,we faced d afsb board...
I must comment on d mess...omo mehn!!!they really tried..they gave us foods that satisfied us..3 square meals a day'..they bake their own bread and produce their own bottled water..
Anoda place u wnt 4 get there is d drill shed..d bulama biu drill shed.."HERE WE MAKE U DO IT,EVEN AGAINST UR WISH"was d inscription bodly written there..there,u wil sit all day unless u state has exercise to do..u wil GROUND NYASH til ur nyash hurts,u wil double up,proceed in a single file and do many tinz..if u pass a soldier without greetin..den u'r in soup..u wil hunch til u cnt take it anymore..
D INTERVIEW WAS A SWEET XPERIENCE DESPITE ALL D OVER STRENOUS ACTIVITIES [/b]

Nice one! How's it going there? Hope you're enjoying yourself?

careytommy: 35 is the correct one.
my course (industrial chemistry) was featured last year but is not on the list this year. i guess they make changes as the need arises.

Yeah you're correct. But under what course did you apply this year?

banttieman: Gods Child. Nice piece, I have come across some preachers/pastors that insist on us closing the eyes. It looks more like it has a spiritual significance. Anyway, I don't mind them anymore oh. I shut my eyes when I want. How is life with you na? I miss you guys gan oh. Hope you're keeping tabs no psoto and others. Kind regards bro.

Yeah bro, its a personal thing jare...I just dey noni oo. Mehn, na O-Y-O everybody dey oo. We miss you too bro! Hope you're getting prepared for november things? It is well...

Well, I think its for concentration. When your eyes are closed it gets difficult for you to be distracted by whats ongoing in your surroundings, and it allows you focus more on the prayer point.

Lol! I remember when I still used to attend juvenile church, our teachers then do tell us to keep our eyes closed while praying cos if we don't, Angels would insert their fingers in our eyes & it may result in blindness But of course, nobody wants to go blind so we used to comply. Looking back now, I laugh at those days cos I know that's not true.

I know some people are okay with opening their eyes while praying, personally I prefer to close mine cos I can easily get carried away. Its a matter of choice, but let's remember that GOD requires 100% of our attention.

Mr BOUNTY! How your side nah? Happy Sunday!

Hello house, happy Sunday!

Please they said we should upload our University certificate but mine is not ready yet. As in, my school has not even started processing it. Is it okay if I upload my statement of result?

adefuyeyomi2404: Pls frd, can anyone send me english proficiency test format in Microsoft word.my email is adefuyeabayomi@gmail.com.ur respond will be highly appreciated

Sent. But it can only be opened with Adobe Reader.

Abbasufi: LIGXY! LOOONGEST TIME OH, HOW IS ABUJA?

Oga ABBA, Barka de Sallah o, Happy Eid-El-Fitri!!!

Ligxy: Hello house, I will always come in here once a while to say hi, I won't mind nobody answering my greetings! Mum, Sis, Abba, GC, Ogbeche, Xquire etc etc...... How y'all preparing for POP? God saw us through since the waiting dayz last year till this moment, He'll continue guiding and guarding us. Amen. Cheers!

We give all glory to GOD...hope you've enjoyed NYSC?

Cheers babe!

Divepen: Who is the moderator of this forum


note:
an a post for an answer where the answer has different answers

Ogbeche77

dmajesticjoe: Double Application they mean is 4 one service, u can apply for both services. For instance, u can't apply 4 DSSC twice. Ofcourse I called their help line b4 applying.DSSC and SSC are two diference thing entirely

Alright then, you're good to go!

dmajesticjoe: Army SSC 2500, Army DSSC 2500, Navy DSSC 2600, u come d xpect me make I come buy Airforce again. Na only me go fund d Boko Haram war? One of those three must work so no point.Beside, Airforce process is too tedious unlike other,s don't tink I will have time for all of that+their too many criteria. Gudluck here

Bro, does that mean you simultaneously applied for Army SSC & DSSC? I heard its automatic disqualification for anyone who did that...I stand to be corrected though.

Here, let me add one more:...

16. Why should I answer all these questions when I know they have no correct answers?

mayorrlad: That proficiency test nor easy o... I scored 88 I try

As in 88/150 or 88%?...if its 88/150 that should be 59%, you tried. But if its 88%, haaaaa! You be father!

The test nor easy at all.

Abbasufi: WE ALL DON'T KNOW, BUT WE CAN PUT A RANGE, WITH THE BIG SALLAH BEEN ON 17TH, I SEE US FINISHING 1WEEK EARLIER ON THE 10TH, THAT'S WHAT I THINK O!

Yeah, its likely to be on the 10th of Oct.

Abbasufi: AND WE HAVE COME FULL CYCLE, I JUST SAW THE BATCH C 2013 TIME TABLE! WOW!

Loooool!...ABBA, you just reminded me of those days. The waiting days! The NEW PAGE days. The MYPSOTO days. Wow!!!

...thank GOD we made it this far, may GOD see us till the end. Ramadan Kareem!

sandysprax: On a hilly terrain? . You's a real soldier son! Respeckt Sir! I tried that shii and felt like a Julius Berger Crane was on my chest after just a few metres. I literally felt like life was leaving me.


But walahi I don vex now tho. This sat yeah? Imma do 3.2km in 15mins.................on a bicycle.

...ROTFL!...@julius Berger Crane

Ematox17: Pls house, i ve a problem with one of my referee's form, one of them travelled out of sight. Pls can i modify it online. Am afraid there is no solution again

Modification is possible, but its like you're gonna have to pay. Log onto your portal and click on modify data.

Abbasufi: AM GOOD,BUT U DIDN'T SAY RAMADAN KAREEM(FASTING), YEA ON HOLS TILL SEPTEMBER.HOPE YOU GOOD TOO.

I'm fine bro, yeah, abeg no vex. RAMADAN KAREEM!

Abbasufi: WOW THAT TOO MUCH,THAT'S LIKE 85 DAYS TO GO, SOON I WOULD START THAT MY COUNTDONW OGA GC.

Baba SUFI, how you dey?...its possible they shift the date o, cos I heard that Ileya festival is Oct 18. Let's wait & see sha...Countdown don start be that.

How far, have you vacated in your school? Na long holiday Oo...lol!

emmanuel4fire: Sorry for my diction, I mean later, that is, dates exceeding 2008.

Yeah bro! I guess that was just a typo...

SailorXY: English no be beans ooo

Lol!...

emmanuel4fire: When they say later than 5 years it means from 2013 back to 2008. That means anything earlier than 2008 won't be accepted.

Bros, there is a contradiction somewhere, which is not from me. According to Nwaribe; "declaration of age LATER dan five years will not b accepted" and you just affirmed it now that; "when they say LATER than 5 years it means from 2013 back to 2008"

So, why is it that anything EARLIER than 2008 won't be accepted?

juli4dad: Corpers Weeee...... I hope we are all promoting the NYSC Scheme. When will our POP be? I am just too tired of this Village.

I heard Oct 17.

nwaribe: I don't think d 2003 declaration of age can b used because it's stated on d site d "declaration of age LATER dan five years will not b accepted".

But 2003 is not LATER than five years ago, its EARLIER than five years ago.

emmahoney: No, but I do check it periodically b4 with my phone. Without any issue.

Maybe you should lodge your complaint by sending mail to the technical department or call the info officer's number on their website. I just logged into mine now & I saw all my data still intact.

I would advise you try using other means to log in & see if the problem persists.

emmahoney: Hello everybody, I am having an issue with my PG portal recently which was not happening before. I processed my application one month ago and printed all the necessary documents but I do check my portal even and I time I log on with my appl no and password I do see my interface intact. However, recently I log on as usual with my appl no and password but I was directed to the initial page where one needs to fill in info like name, email address etc instead of my real interface that shows my where a can print docs like my app form referees report form, eligibility form etc. My questions are 1. Is ui upgrading her site? 2. Are mine the only person experience this? 3. Is anything wrong elsewhere? Finally, I have printed and submitted all my document with nothing left but I am only disturbed by my inability to access my portal at this level. My dear people, pls respond to my plight .

Hope you used internet explorer?...

Divepen: New question:
on which land was the tower of babel built

Land of Shinar

justicesky24: dis questn has been posing serious argument f late pls i nid ur opinion abt it. if sm1 dies does he face nstant judgement 2 go 2 hell or heaven or is dere a particular day whereby d whole world wil b judged

I don't think there is instant judgment, 1Thess 4:13-18 explains that the dead in Christ would rise up after the trumpet sounds to go and meet Christ(Rapture). These won't have to happen if the dead have already been judged. John 5:24-29 explains that there is a particular hour for judgment, in which everybody will be judged. Revelations 20 also talks about judgment day"...And I saw the dead, small and great, standing before God, and books were opened..."

I remember when I was still in primary school, we used to sing a song;

That great day is coming(2ce)
All men shall stand,
Before the throne of God,
And give account of themselves...

Nna Mehnnnn! See as our Navy house just quiet, no update since 10:18am...guys abeg make una hurry up ooo...we dey expect good news.