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SBabaJ: GOD'S CHILD....I SEE YOU MORE THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE...I LIKE THE "FOTO"

"FOTO"??...Thanks a lot Prof!...I hope it has improved my chances of being shortlisted in the "MARRY" applications...Lolzzzz!

princessmia: yes?
Ki lon shele?
Sa happen?

So you thought of PSOTO as HUGE!...Okay, I think you ladies should also upload your pix & let's see you...I wanna see how SLIM PRINCESS is, how HUGE PSOTO is & how SMALL DAHRACH is...lolzzzz!

psoto: Uhnn, Uhnn...#ClearsThroatToo# Warrisit? Warrapened?

...As in, I'm trying to imagine a HUGE PSOTO!...Chei!...Me sef go begin to dey gym be that...

psoto:
Please I need more people τ̅☺ describe themselves so I can start changing your images in ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ mind.

Hmmmm!....Thank GOD I've passed that stage!...#SighsHeavily#

princessmia: PS: Post Script

Oh!...I'm sorry I didn't see this early enough...Thanks!

psoto: Me just kidding o.
Its good you're proud of your "farmer" picture joor.
And like lady P said, we don't expect u going τ̅☺ the farm looking fly.
BTW, you had the option of not posting this particular picture but you did.
Kudos τ̅☺ you joor.
No let your head swell o

Hmmmmm....That is who I am ooo!...For real!...Perhaps you'd like to come spend some time with me on the farm, just like a vacation...I'll show you turtles, snakes, rabbits, squirrels, okete(don't know the english name), etc...You'll eat tomatoes, vegetables & maize like never before...You'll feel fresh air like never before...You'll forget everything about NYSC...You'll forget everything about your BB...You'll feel a vibe of serenity...Come to the farm babe, come & have some good times...

My head no dey swell just like that ooo!...Na only one person fit make my head swell for this House, time would unveil her...But thanks for the appreciation...hmmmm!

princessmia: u know what? I think u must have seen me sumwhere coz u r almost correct.

As for ur question: if d guy in hat n boots approaches me n asks for my bb pin. I'll b shocked. Coz 2 things will come to my head at that moment.
1. Does dis guy really have a blackberry?
2. I'm I being tested?
But at d end, I know I'll agree just to hear wat he has to say coz he must definately b funny. N in 9ja, we all nid a bit of laughter here n there

WOW!....GOD BLESS YOU PRINCESS!!!...That's exactly what a responsible lady would do...It all boils down to the fact that the guy has hope...

I'm so sorry for my earlier misconception...Abeg what's PS nah??...I used to think its Play Station...

psoto:
Lady P iyaff kill me o. Huge maybe in the future!
I can't stop laughing at this...lmpao...

Uhnn, Uhnn!....#ClearsThroat#

dlex21: well, as for me, i've made it clear that i wanna go far away from home...but if it involves money in workin it...i'm mos def on my own except i'm workin it 2 somwia close 2 lag...popsi can now reason with me...

Hmmmm....It is well ooo my brother...

dlex21: bros calm down nah...enjoy wetin found what abeg o!!!
nyc hat and boots by the way...u should carry it 2 camp o! u never can tell

Hehehhehhehee...Make I carry that one go camp, you sure say dem go allow me enter??...Na bomb squad go pursue me comot!...

princessmia: hahahahahahahahaha!

​º°˚˚˚°ºĦ‎​ my gosh!

Dyu actually think I don't appreciate even d beggar on the street?

Lol

Anyway, my point was:
None of d persons seemed like you coz I simply assumed u would b darker in complexion.
Call me crazy, but I usually picture ppl I chat with.
For example:
CY: tall
IK: very fair
Psoto: huge
Dahrach: slim n smallish
Etc etc
Ofcoz I know dey myt not b wat I tink or imagine. if u put up a pic of urself in an armani suit n in a posh place, I'll still say the same thing if its not wat my initial imagination was.
Sorry if u tuk offence. But its left to u to make me beliv its really u.


PS: I don't expect u to go to d farm luking fly! Lol

Hehhehehhehahahhahahohoohohoho.....People no go kill me with laughter to day ooooo!....

If anybody should be offended in this House, not me...Never!...Shebi I was the one that sent "Please Call Me Back" to trouble by uploading that pix...

That ain't crazy...Tell you what, I hallucinate as well...And you look kinda slim, dark complexioned & tall with long hair in it...

Oya, oya...Make we talk serious talk abeg...#whispers#...If that guy in hat & boots approaches you & asks for your BB pin, you go give am??...

Abeg, wetin be PS??

CY09: Any person wey feel say im fine pass GC, make im upload im pix...GC all the way for Mr. Universe! ...ROTFL

SEE WHY!!!....Issorai.....Lwkmd4h!!!

psoto:



IK, you haf vex gan o.
Buh GC, why naa? Thank God say you go school o

Hmmmm....PSOTO why what ooo??...The unbuttoned shirt or the torn jean??...lolzzzz

Take a closer look & you'll realize those are two of the happiest people in this world ooo...

Thank GOD GC went to school, but the man beside him didn't...Yet, he doesn't worry as much as GC does...

Dahrach: hmmmmmmmm

Oh yeah!...I already envisaged this too...lolzzzz

CY09: Proud of you too bro!

Thanks a lot boss!!!

Osota: the man on the left is fine, the one on the right is finer!

Hehhehehheehee....Chai!!...OSOTA don scatter everything sha!....Lwkmd!!!

princessmia: I don't know. But none seem lyk GC to me.

Hmmmm...I knew you would say that...Ladies!!!.....Haaaa....Always expecting your knight to appear in a shining glamorous armour!!!

Please nah!...Try to appreciate us for who we are & not what we wear nah...OMG!

No wahala!...I kuku don buy your form too...Make we see as e dey go...

CY09: You guyz really need to view GC's pix on a computer screen to better appreciate it.
From the Height, which is very evident and outstanding, to his cowboy hat, down to the big wide nose...checkout the levi jean, down to the boots!
GC you just made my day with that pix!

CY09: Forgot to mention the man o war belt!

...CY abeg abeg!...I take OLUWA beg you!...Hat? Nose? Jean? Boots? Belt?....Haaaaa! e don do abeg!....lmao!!!...

yemcoguy: GC is absolutely a modern farmer...an handsome one at that

Thanks a lot my brother...How I wish one of the ladies would also say that...But I kuku no send them sef!...There's nothing prayer cannot do...

illswift: gud evenin people. .new 2 d haus, .hope i neva 2 late sha. .neways beta late dan neva. .here r ma details. . .swift. .kogi state uni. .geog n planin' . .rivers state preferably

Haaaa!...SWIFT my brother from another mother!...We've been expecting you sir...You're so welcome into your House...Just feel free to mingle with everyone...2012 batch c all the way!...*One Love*

Omo!...Rivers state people don dey gather momentum ooo!...This one wey dem don increase una allowee sef...But SWIFT, if I may ask...Why rivers state??

CY09: See GC on hat oh!...ROTFL!

CHei!!!...How you take sabi say na me wear hat??...You smart sha!....

ik121: Cy my broda z rlly good 2 v plans afta Nysc. U v quite amazing plans 4 ursef. D truth z i dnt evn knw wat i wanna do afta nysc bt i knw gr8 jobs awaits me. Am jus sum1 dat lives 4 d moment nva worryin somuch bout 2moro. Nxt wk monday m startin a 3mnth studio training.

Hmmmm...Its good to hear the studio stuff is gathering momentum...Wish you all the best bro!

ik121: Godschild abeg abeg abeg if na joke beta stop am nw. Wich kind pic b dis 1? U get babe atall? Lmfao! Guy u v beta pix on ur fb dnt post ds sh*t agn. I alwyz tot ds ur farming tinz wz jus 4 fun.

Hehehheehheheheee...And I saw this coming!....Rotfl!!!...

IK my brother...Better pix or sh*t pix...I no send any babe...That is who I am...And I'm so proud of it...lmao!!!

More to come!

CY09: My dear, no be today i start to dey hustle NYSC matter, the worst the person can do before names are out is to assure you and nuffin more...Anywayz, we don't need to dwell much on this matter.

But seriously CY, I belong to that category of 'daft' people whose agent runs it with 'spiritual call-up'...Lmao!!!

My dad has been asking me since last month to let him know whenever our school sends names to Abj, he has a friend there & the man has asked for my full name, matric number, state of origin & department...I even overheard their conversation on phone like 2 weeks ago when my dad was asking him if he still has all my details or they should be re-sent...But I don't know if he'll still request for my mob. number when it comes out...I doubt that sha...

With that info, I'm sure he will be able to trace my mob. number even before they send it to my school...Na Nija we dey ooo, my brother....Lolzzzz!!!

dlex21: there's some1 am yet to see 2day...

Hehhehehhe...That should be KRYSTY right??...Oh boy!...I seriously envy you...You've found yours, just like that...Even those of us that are 'ancient of pages' are yet to get one!...SMH...

Enjoy it bro!...Never pass up a good thing!

Issorai!...From what you know about GC in this House, its left for you to decipher which one of the 2 modernized "Early Men" is he...

The man on the left or on the right??

psoto: Hmmmmm....

Dahrach: hmmmmmmm

princessmia: SMH

Hmmmmm.....

...Hmmmm...We should be thanking GOD for our country ooo...Watching Aljazeera right now & I'm feeling so sorry for the US embassies under attack...Funny thing is, I don't even know where their embassy is in Nigeria...I think they should have one in Lagos...

CY09: Those people are daft!...How will their so called agent runz it, with spiritual call up no or what?...Runzing of posting is done with Call Up No, no two wayz about it.

Hehehhehehehehe....Rotfl!!!!

Hey House!...I'm thinking of uploading some of my pictures for you to see, maybe it would even facilitate my shortlisting with the "MARRY" forms I've obtained...

Yeah, yeah!...I know it would strike up an argument based on which is cuter between an Orangutan & a Baboon...Don't worry, feel free to yab me...Won't take it personal!

Lmao!!!

CY09: Guy chill, wait till preliminary list is out before you start doing your runz...Mind you, any runz that is not done from ABJ na fake!

#GBAM#....ABJ parole, Na wetin me sef dey hear ooo...But do you know some people start runs even before the list is out...

CY09: GC don't tell me you are back from farm this early?

Sure thing nah...Na this kind time I dey return oo...