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ik121: Psoto darl hw u doin? Gues u hd a busy day or sumtin? Gc nd Dahrach plz wats lobatan?

Lol...It means "Thats All"...lobatan...Na DAHRACH special word be that...lobatan!

Krysstie: Evenin people

Good evening ma'am...

Dahrach: yes..i knew u were going to get d idea..dats y i gave d hint of getting d inspiration dis weekend...lol..

HEhehhehehe....I thought so naa...If that should be the case, you're on a very good track...I'll help out with publicity when the time comes, just make sure your business card gets to me...Lolzzzz...

georgiobob: Hobbies_______playing basketball nd researching
Likes_________computer systems jargons
Dislikes______liein ladies!

Hmmmm...But I don't understand your dislikes ooo GEORGIO, is it only in ladies that you dislike 'lie'??...What about guys??...

SBabaJ: As A "Mala" Start By Offering Her 'Suya' & 'Kilishi'

HEhehhehehheehee.....Lolzzzz!

Dahrach: fear not GC..hav changed my mind..my interest has diverted to another business...something i love doing but havent been committed...i think i prefer dat to poultry..all i need is to create a good strategy nd God's blessing..lobatan..still thinking abut it though..i got d inspiration dis weekend..lolzzz

Issorai!...Its like you don't wanna share it with the House now...But don't worry, we'll know about it when the time comes...And I think I have an idea sha, cos you got the inspiration this weekend...For real, you'll get GOD's blessing, just plan your strategy well...Lobatan...

mi n u: Am nelly !gud mornin beautiful ladies n hansome men in d house abeg who dey give accommdation becos d person neva shw mi ma room sinc I arrive! Abi na 4 outside una want mak I dey slip! Ok who dey in give mi room! U can add on bbm 23B0BC79 or mail mi mexzy4all@yahoo.com! Bt I no wan slip outside again oooooo!

Lolzzzz....Bro, they've answered you since morning nah...Or you've not been reading through the pages??...

psoto: But there are many rooms in this mansion naa...just take anyone.
I know you might have said it before, but what school did you finish from?

princessmia: #covering my eyes & SMH

@MI N U: ur welcome. Find somewhere to squat until ur room is ready. For now, stay away from d kitchen!

...Please reply them sir...You're welcome!!!

iFollowCorpers: Hmmm... What are the rules of the house?

Hmmmm...Not really much;

Don't beef...Don't hate...Be free...And put a smile on Someone's face...

Its a Family nah & we've grown far, far beyond the age of discussing NYSC issues alone...You dig??

psoto: But why me naa
Okay, I'll just suggest something.
I think it will τ̅☺ be good τ̅☺ think knowing more about ourselves.
So, I'll suggest we talk about our hobbies, likes and dislikes.
So that I won't do or say something that will warrant an 'e-slap' one day.

Hey House!!!

It occurred to me that some of us haven't filled in the blanks....
Hobbies_______
Likes_________
Dislikes______

Abeg nah, lets talk before I start mentioning names & begging ooo....

CY09: You are welcome to the family bro, is good having you around. Feel free to interact with us...Banty, you know what to do...Bros abeg which one is UDUS?...Kindly clear the air on that.

Hmmmmm.....Probably, Usman Danfodio University Sokoto...I think so sha...

Dahrach: a big AMEN!!!..wil surely b in touch...u want to supply me turkey abi..hmmm..GC, beware oo cos u might b dealing wit ur future competitor..have also got interest in poultry ooo, i dnt knw y... i just like it, since my childhood days nd none of my family is into poultry oo..lol..even did 3 outstanding business plan on poultry business in sch..

Hmmmmmm....Competitor??...See ehn, all those ones that they taught you in school na preamble oo...Experience is the best teacher babe!...Have you ever spoken to a turkey before??...Shey you know they laugh like generator sha!...If you see how they fight ehn! You no go near them...lolzzz

I think you should try Ostrich rearing, its a good business for ladies!...Rotfl!!!

SBabaJ: Don't Worry.
We All Know & Understand.
#NightFlyer

Hehhehehheehee...Yeah, 'Air Force' things....I think she's their Deputy Chief of Air Staff(Admin)...AVM PSOTO!.....Lwkmd!!!!

SBabaJ: GC., Please Bring Some Fresh Vegetables From The Farm Today. Thanks.

Sure thing bro, I did!...But its just that we don't know how well the ladies in this House can cook....Hope they won't spoil everything!!!

CY09: GC, where are you na?...you are making me feel bad!

Boss abeg no vex...No be our fault ooo!....E go better by GOD's grace...

CY09: ...gbagam, gbagam, gbagam..............and the winner is...Ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Y!


I no fit shout mami!...That's why I hate playing this kind of game, I hardly loose!

Chei!....Back to back!!!....Nawao!!!!....Congrats bro!

Alright, lets have FFF.....

The lucky numbers are; *555*....1723....2690....2708#......And the winner is........?

Roll Call....


OGBECHE............absent
FADINUS............absent
OSOTA.............absent
YEMCOGUY.........absent
HORBASCO.........absent
BREZZY.............absent
DRSHEDDY..........absent
RIDWAN.............absent
WOLEBS.............absent
ZUBBAINO.........Absent
CHUKS..............Absent
SEXY:IFY.........Absent!!
KIKELOMO.........Absent!!!!

Good evening House...Its like I'm gonna have to maintain a low key tonight, I'm not in a good mood right now...Was in the market today to buy foodstuffs, just couldn't believe the price of beans has doubled...I felt like beating those market women up, my favorite "Ewa Oloyin" now costs N600 naira per kongo...#crying#...

I'm gonna take Roll Call now....& FFF by 9pm....After that, I'm gonna go hug my bed...#sad#

I still feel like going back to the market to fight this night, if not for you guys here...

psoto: Good night house. I don't joke with Saturday Night sleep. See y'all tomorrow.

Krysstie: Evenin house, hope y'all had a nice day?....have a gr8 night ahead....nanyt!

I'd have been far gone in dreamland by now but PHC made it worse...Good night ladies!!!...Sweet dreams!

Dahrach: yh...lobatan...d stress nd everything..it really worth it..

Welldone D!...You own day is coming, and you will also be highly celebrated IJN!!!...Hope we'll still be in touch by then, maybe I'll supply turkey!!!...Its possible P would help with singing & the other P would help with tailoring...

Dahrach: GC..hw many plates..do i luk like someone who eat much..tot princess predicted dat am a slim lady d other day..hmmm..i really wish i can eat much..d funny thing is..i couldn't even eat @ d wedding..was busy putting things in order..

Haaaa....It doesn't show in stature jor...Me sef I don't look like someone who eats much...hmmmm, I'm sure the couple are very close to you for you to have been that busy, shey??

That reminds me of my sister's wedding day, I was so busy & excited that I lost my appetite...But when the whole thing finished nko!...Chei!....SMH...Have you seen 'Eating & Driving' before??...Lolzzzz

Cheeeeshhhhhh!....Low battery!!!!...........

Dahrach: d wedding was great..am glad i contributed to it success..
hw was ur day?

Hmmmm....Please, how many plates of rice did you finish??...Were the wedder & wedded Nigerians??...Did they serve our local foods there too??...

wolebs0007: I have been around GC. How was your day?

Okay bro...Good evening sir!...My day was good ooo....

Dahrach: GC, was here in d morning ooo..came to check on everyone but u were no where to b found...

Okay D, its just that you haven't posted anything today ni ooo....How're you??...Wedding things, lobatan abi??

CY09: Just finished chatting with Fadinus, said he is gonna come online now.

fadinus: FADINUS.............absent
DAHRACH............absent
YEMCOGUY........absent
HORBASCO.........absent
BREZZY.............absent
DRSHEDDY..........absent
RIDWAN.............absent
WOLEBS.............absent
ZUBBAINO.........Absent
CHUKS..............Absent
SEXY:IFY.........Absent!!
KIKELOMO.........Absent!!!!

Uhmmmm, FADDY is really not a regular absentee like that...I guess CHUKS is busy with traveling plans...DAHRACH must've been busy with wedding things...YEMCOGUY, busy maybe...There's no doubt KIKE would soon reach 5 stars...It is well!
i nor absent again o

Alright bosses...Welcome FADDY!....

Roll Call!!!

FADINUS.............absent
DAHRACH............absent
YEMCOGUY........absent
HORBASCO.........absent
BREZZY.............absent
DRSHEDDY..........absent
RIDWAN.............absent
WOLEBS.............absent
ZUBBAINO.........Absent
CHUKS..............Absent
SEXY:IFY.........Absent!!
KIKELOMO.........Absent!!!!

Uhmmmm, FADDY is really not a regular absentee like that...I guess CHUKS is busy with traveling plans...DAHRACH must've been busy with wedding things...YEMCOGUY, busy maybe...There's no doubt KIKE would soon reach 5 stars...It is well!

ik121: U no well lol

Hmmmmm....Yes sir!....I don hear sir!....

psoto: Please "unseal".

Haaaaa....I feel better this way ooo.....

Osota: We be prayer warriors o. I no dey near gym, I use my prayers as my weapon. AFI ADURA JAGUN!!!!

My brother, all na same!...Shebi you do morning devotion everyday??....You dey gym be that nah!...Spiritually!!!...Ephesians 6:12-18

psoto: No. It will be tagged: "So You Think You Can't Dance?"

#GBAM#...I hope I won't throw-up from laughter that day....Lolzzzzz!

ik121: Good evening folks. Chilling wit two beautiful chics bt 1 iz gonna get laid 2 9t. I dnt somuch like d oda. Y'all wanna c em pics??

banttieman: Upload them bro.

banttieman: Nice one. Which of them is getting laid?

Oh FATHER in Heaven!....Have mercy!!!......#shivering#

...I thought these only happens in Nollywood movies...