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Abeg who won the card ooo??....Abi na guest??

xquire: This shark iz quite big mahn!!, she jst dropped me now! Sup fella how y'all doin? Say hi to sharky pple!..

Hi Sharky!!!.....Hehehhehehee...Lolzzz!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Hoooooooooooooooooooo
Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

FASTEST FINGER FIRST!!!.....Good evening to the happiest Family on Nairaland!....Its time for our favorite game show...Bring out your phones and get those fingers ready.....Lets dance!

Here are the lucky numbers;.....*555*....6142....8473....5117...#.........And the winner is........?

Dahrach: Viewing this topic: ik121, Drsheddy(m), psoto(f), Gods-child(m), CY09(m)
Good evening everyone..

Good evening ma....

Dahrach: a) 4
b)one
c)Moses didn't take any animal to d ark..Noah did..
d)No cos he has to be dead to have a widow
e)one hr..one @ d start of d hour, one afta half an hr..and d last one afta d hour has elapsed..

Oh Yeah!....a round of applause for Baby D!...That's 4/5 and you really tried....Its like the answer to the 1st question is not '4'....But let's see if someone else would get it before I give the answer....

...Alright House!...FASTEST FINGER comes up by 21:00...But as we await that, lets enjoy these;...

1)You have 59 cubic blocks...What is the minimum number that needs to be taken away in order to construct a solid cube with none left over??

2)How many birthdays does an average man have??

3)How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark??

4)Is it possible for a man in California to marry his widow's sister??

5)A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour....How many minutes would the pills last??

...And we've not seen PSOTO today....#sad#....But fortunately, she's not gonna miss Roll Call cos she was in from yesternight till the early hours of this morning...

Hidden post again!!!!

xpertriate: yeah, Jst landed.swam d seven seas b4 getting here. I need a warm bath, nice spirit (drink) and 3 girls to reset my body n soul,n settle in.

Haaaa....Please ooo....You have to make that '2'....Lolzzzz

[quote author=shyne_22]I hail every body in the house. Honestly I've bn a background member of ds thread rht 4rm d beginning of batch B wch my sch deleyed ma posting by not submitting along others ma name to NYSC 4 does going to batch B. But I thank God I saw d end of batch B thread n d beginning of ds wonderful batch C thread. Kudos 2u all. I'm 4rm Futminna wshin 2serve in ds states (Akwa Ibom, Lagos or Rivers). Thnx everybody.[/quote]Yes sir!....You're welcome to our world!....*One Love*

deleo16: happy sunday to you all

Happy Sunday sir!....

lamba lamb: Happy Sunday to everyone in the house, am lamba lamb, maths dept UNILORIN from Ogun state nd wish to serve in hmmmmmm....... PH, but God knows better.

Yess Boss!....GOD knows better!...You're welcome sir!...*One Love*

Osota: @princess, the food cray gan o. its too much, thanks tho. i will share with the guys

Uhn, uhn...#ClearsThroat#.....I dey wait oooo!

austin4real: Gewd Morning fellow batch C members, princess mia pls pass the kulikuli and sugar, make I soak gaari this early morning

hehehhehehahahhahaha...No worry bro, no condition is permanent!...Lolzzzz

Sanitty: Hello beautiful pipo, I've been following this wonderful house as a guest for God knows how long, so I decided to sign up to Nairaland and join this...

Graduated from BUK»» Mass Comm»» S/west

You're welcome to your family sir...We're happy to have you, hope to see you in here often....*One Love*

Obinacu: Good Morning beautiful house, hope we all had a superlicious night. Wishing everyone a splendicious week ahead. @Gods- Child, i fink i updated my place of serving>>> Rivers (Portharcourt).

Haaa!..I'm very sorry bro....I'll note that!...Thanks

Brezzybone: Good morning GC, PDP and all protocol duely obsevered, I would like to congratulate the excos and admirable members of this family for a successful lunching and opening of our new house, the structure is world class nodoubt, I would at this juncture state dat we all have done well for been part and parcel of this work in progess and my prayer is that our expectation well never be cut short, God's plans for us must come to past, because He is God and nt man that he should lie. Bravo and happy sunday to you all luv you all.

I say a big AMEN to your prayers sir!...Happy Sunday to you too!....

princessmia: u can: if u want to find urself in heaven, gisting wit angels

hehheheheheehee....Heaven??...Is that House 4 or 5??...How do you know angels are there??...You've been there before??...lmao!

princessmia: hav u ever seen where cook got hungry?

Yess Ooh!....Happens a lot!....

psoto: One is tantamount τ̅☺ all

Haaaa...Please now!...Why do you have to tantamountize it??....I don't wanna be selfish, let me have '1'...Others would share the remaining '2'...

psoto: You don't even know what's in the agenda of the meeting and you're already saying "good of you!"
You need one of us, you need all of us!

...Okay ooo...Agenda oo, I gender ooo...I sha know it will favour me...By GOD's grace!...Please, I'm allergic to all of you...just '1'...O N E!

psoto: You have no business with that. We need a Counsellor!

Isorai!...Ayaff heard you....

SBabaJ: Hmmm! GC! But For The Clever Clog That You Are...Lady P, You Concur To The Reasons?

Heeey....She get choice??

psoto: If your help was needed, you'll have been beckoned on!

But I know my responsibility nah...

psoto: #Lips Sealed#
PDP, we get talk!

Ehn Eeehn!....Good of you!....You should've done that since!....#whispers#...Don't forget I only need one of you oooo!...'1'

psoto: Sharrap there! Mtchewww...Musu...

#LipsSealed#

psoto: Ha! Omo-Olorun!
Please we need a counsellor. Nominations please...

#whispers#....Please, be specific...who needs to be counselled??

SBabaJ: Oga GC...Aren't You Something Else? Security Inside The Shower?

Of course now!...Its a new House!...They need a kinda tour guide, so they won't get lost in the big House!

yemcoguy: i think i ve some gud connections, i pray it works out

Osota: na everyone prayer be dat o. we pray our working works out!

Guys!...Na im be that ooo!...Na baba GOD get final say ooo....We have to pray with 'fear & trembling'

psoto: "At least not this night" Wahala wa o.
#Ladies Beware!!!

Beware of what??...Oh please!...When will you quit all these 'hard to get', 'I'm reserved', 'touch not' palava??...Free us nah! abi....#sad#

zubbainno123: Lols.............research has it that D̶̲̥̅̊ muscles are more flexible during late hours, S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ that's D̶̲̥̅̊ perfect time †̥☺ engage in some breathtaking aerobatic activities. #wink#

#confused#...Help!....I need a dictionary down here please!...

psoto:
Of kois, I'm already knowing some of the potential "PEEPINGTOMS"

#thinking#....And I wonder if there is any big deal in that...