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dlex21: ¶ see...U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ sure say no be nysc office U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ go serve S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡...this 1 U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ know a lot abt Dem like dis...

heheheeheehee...No mind me jare, na my blood just dey hot....lolzzz

#Yawns&Stretches#....Good morning House!...Hope you all had a wonderful night...We thank GOD for the release of our dear 'Uncle Timetable'...One down, two to go...The next thing is mobilization number...We are getting there!

But please let us note these;

As we move on, there is inclination for us to have more 'Attention Seekers' who would just barge into the House with insinuations, remonstrations & implicational accusations...Some people are so self deluded, superciliously hoity-toity, frivolously & chauvinistically egotistical that they want to forcefully reap from where they've not sown...

We have our 'Conversation Protocol' as a defense mechanism...Anybody comes in here with something destructive & refuse to nip their arroga-ignorance in the bud, we ignore them! Who needs a fifth-wheel??...We know where we're coming from & where we are going to, we've not come this far to let ourselves down...

And let us remember to be our brother/sister's keeper...United we stand, Divided they fall...2012 NYSC Batch C all the way!.....*One Love*

..............#YawningContinues#

Drsheddy: NYSC MOBILISATION TIME
TABLE FOR 2012 BATCH 'C'
Pre-mobilization Workshop Meeting 4th- 6th
September, 2012
Registration of Foreign-trained
Nigerian Graduates 1st August- 5th October,
2012
Submission of Masterlist.
Screening/Vetting by Mobilization
Officers.
12th - 21st September, 2012
Action by the Computer Centre. 12th - 21st
September, 2012
Delivery of Preliminary Printouts 25thm - 27th
September, 2012
Return of Corrected Printouts by
Institutions to NYSC NDHQ
3rd - 5th October , 2012
Action by Computer (Coding,
Corrections etc)
3rd - 23rd October, 2012
Sorting and Packaging of Call-up
letters
24th - 28th October, 2012
Delivery of Call-up letters to
Institutions / NYSC Secretariats
29th - 31st October, 2012
Briefing of Prospective Corps
Members
29th - 31st October, 2012
2012 Batch ‘C’ Orientation
Course

Haaa...Bros, your timetable is not complete ooo....2012 Batch ‘C’ Orientation Course has no date in your post ooo...

princessmia: nope. PDP only

Issorai...Enjoy it while it lasts...Lolzzz

xpertriate: thanks man, was confused.

Lolzzz...Its a normal thing nah...hehheheheehee

Dahrach: so registration of foreign trained student is also super story abi...ok oo..be ur neighbor's keeper..

Hahaaa....D why now??...How can your registration be super story??...Shebi we all know your registration has started since last month now, we've been begging you to come home sef...Okay, I'm sorry....

dlex21: Ow?

Normally, pre-mobilization workshop used to be the 1st thing & it happens before foreign guys register...Deadline for masterlist submission used to be like 8 weeks before camp opens...And remember the timetable should have been out since 2 weeks ago...

But we thank GOD, cos all the changes are to our advantage...Schools have ample time for sending names to Abuja...

I keep staring at the time table & the only two important dates I see are;

Submission of Masterlist.
Screening/Vetting by Mobilization
Officers.
12th - 21st September, 2012

And

2012 Batch ‘C’ Orientation
Course.
6th - 27th November, 2012

All the other dates are just Super Story to me......lolzzzz

But honestly speaking, NYSC has really changed its format...

xpertriate: wen is mobilization ending for Nigeria trained students?

Bros, home based grads don't register for mobilization oo...It depends on your school nah!...And from the timetable, you should have seen its from 12th - 21st September...You dig??

princessmia: time for a lil PDP snack

Hehehheheehee...Make I fall in??

ik121: S.O.S. Sumbdy shud plz go 2 Absu nd talk 2 all doz miserable, dumb A** lecturers to do sumfin about Department of political science. Dias stil enof tym 4 majority of chaps in my dept 2 get mobilized. Am NOT happi atall atall. So depressd.

But IK, there's still time nah...Why are these people like this??...Can't you stage a protest in your department ni??...Oh My GOD!!!

SBabaJ: Kk. How Was Farm Today?

'Twas fine bro...Though stressful as usual...Fine!

fadinus: i read all posts but jst addicted to one from a specific color...*music*av gotta feeling..

SBabaJ: CY's Colour? So You Are In Love With CY?

Hehehehhahahahohoho....Rotfl!!!

psoto: So now his head is swelling?? Mscheewww...

.......But he looks handsome, right??

psoto: And he haf vex! Lolzzz

No no no...I was just confused...Lolzzz

Dahrach: saw dis story on fb nd decided to bring it to d house..i believe everyone here is above 18..make i no go break law ooo..lol..

"I'm a Ghanaian man married to a Nigerian woman from the south and in all my years of dating women, I have never come across a woman who loves sex like my wife does. Initially I was flattered by it thinking she found me irresistible, but I've realised it's not about me. She loves sex so much and can't go for more than a week without it. One time I traveled to Abuja for business and after being in the city for five days, my wife she flew in just to have sex and left the following day. Since being married (two years with two kids) we have never really been apart for so long so I have always managed to satisfy her sexual needs.
The reason I'm writing in now is because I'm traveling to Europe soon for business and I will be away for two months. If not for the little children, I would have taken my wife with me. If she can't do without sex for more than a week, how are we going to survive two months apart? I am afraid she will cheat on me."

#Shocked#.....#LipsSealed#...#SingingQuietly#....'GOD will make a way, where there seems to be no way'...

CY09: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I am so happy!...First time Psoto will be giving up on issue like this, only Esq CY korisko can do that!
GC you need to learn from me or berra still hire me!

Hmmm...#ThumbsUp#...Issorai, I've learnt a lot from you just now boss...But before I hire you, please help me out with these;

CY09: Sorry peepz, I took the last drink in the fridge...You guyz can help yourselves with chilled warrer or shepe!

CY09: Thank God say you no be lawyer, cos if to say you be lawyer kasala for burst!...what transpired last night could be translated thus:
1) That i went to the fridge to grab a dink called coke(soft drink).
2) That when some members of the house requested for same soft drink (coke), i only informed the requester(s)that soft drink was finished in the fridge.
3) That having informed the requester(s) of the non availability of soft drinks, i also informed them that there was an available alternative i.e chilled water and shepe.

Becareful before i charge you for libel!
Esq Cy korisko i remain!

1) Drink is drink, both alcoholic and non-alcoholic...You never specified on 'Coke' being the last drink you took.
2) That you went to the fridge to grab a drink implies you were the last person seen at the scene, possibly you've been drinking everything till you took the last one.
3) You were never specific that ONLY soft drink was finished in the fridge.
4) You never specified that "chilled warrer or shepe" was in the fridge, probably you were directing the requester(s) elsewhere and according to SBABAJ; "Who Has Been Drinking BOUNTY's Stuff In The Refridgerator?"

I'm confused please, I really need help...

ik121: Guyz, make i open Batch A 2013 thread now? Lol. Remember as dele sharpaly open Batch C thread wen Batch B'z were yet 2 serve

Hahaaa...Bro, chill nah...Lolzzz

psoto: So you're just knowing? The other day, when you guys were trying τ̅☺ plan the 'unplannable' wedding, he confessed that he loved food and drinks. And he confirmed it last week, he went for owambe while we had no security in the house.

#sad#

SBabaJ: Where Is Gods Child?

Farm prepping o my brother!...Sometimes it takes me hours to cook before going out...

Abbasufi: U PPL R NOT SERIOUS SICK FOR 2DAYS ND I HAV 20 PAGES TO READ! I DNT EVEN HAV ENUF ENERGY TO READ STILL AT PG 167 SO FAR LET ME TRY ND C. PRAY FOR ABBASUFI FOR D BEST

Ehyah!...Hope you're getting better??....Get well soon, okay...

princessmia: this guy really luvs food. *no joke*

Honestly!...He does...Lolzzzz

princessmia: When pain And Sickness made me cry,

Who gazed upon my heavy eye,

And wept for fear that I should die,

* * *

Pee Dee Pee....Of course!!....lmao!

psoto: Sleeping Beauty and Handsome, sleep well o. Catch you guys tomorrow.

WHAT??....Did she just call me Handsome??....Hooo Lala!!!

CY09: Bro, you are getting it all wrong, if we don't approach it from a theological point of view then we are bound to make mistakes...Now talking about a civilized society, if America that is over 200 years old prouds herself to be civilized, you think Nigeria can say same?...I tell you, we are no where near civilization, and we are yet to get there...Besides you can't use civilization as a yard stick in this discussion...The civilization we have are negative cilization, a civilization that is geared towards re-creating what God has created, telling God he made mistakes in creation!...!...BTT, we can not dissect this topic without involving religion, since religion has been growing along with civilization...#make I hold am here cos of work#

Seriously bro, you are the one going off quotes...I still don't understand why we have to approach a simple matter from a theological perspective...Debating on civilization is completely off line...

The issue is this; MAN & WOMAN are Equal & Opposite...Your excoriation is a digression into a tendentious delusion...

I'm as confused as Jonathan!

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i sight u all..hope u are all enjoying ur day...

Oh yes we are...Hope you're good??

MTN has started again ooo!....Dial *507# and they'll give you 500% bonus of whatever you load....But you must finish it before 12 midnight on that day...I tire for these people sha!!!

#yawns#...Bed! Bed! Here I come....See you tomorrow peeps!!!

psoto: GC, abeg lemme fa. Did you see anything like opposite or not opposite there?

Haaaa...No I didn't ooo...#LipsSealed#

psoto: Durh...but why are you using your eyes τ̅☺ sip out of ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ drink? You have eyes of ant o (ojukokoro). Lolzzz...

Hmmmm....#LipsSealed#

CY09: hmmmm!...I don't wanna delve into this, but permit to say, Prodam made a very good point with that physics theory...However intelligent it may appear, I beg to disagree!...Theologically, Man and woman are not equal, whichever way you may wanna look at it...ehhmm, make I hold am here, too tired for a lecture now.

Yess Boss, you're very correct!....But remember, we are not being Theological at all...PRODAM's words;...

prodam: (in a civilized society)..

Make I hold am for here sef...My eyelids are already closing...