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If only all presidents will put their nations first, put in effort like this man is doing and also ensure the follow through whatever they were saying during their campaigns then most nations will enjoy their states and will barely think of travelling for greener pastures.
Now he wants immigrants to put their life on the line thereby reducing the risks on future u.s soldiers lives, we need to spare the lives of our citizens so come and risk dying for our nation if you want in.

TrapQueen717:
Well i cant answer such stupiid question coz im not nigerian...

Hahahaha because I'm not a Nigerian.

TrapQueen717:
You defame your own nigerian women...

My question...Is that wat ur sisters can offer? What about ur cousins and nieces? Is that wat ur mother offered to ur father as well?

You mock your women instead uplifting them from this stuupid "survey"...before u throw mud, juz make sure u dont have dirt in ur own face..

Can you answer the question and stop with the your sister, your cousin is a female too crap if you can. Address the issue and stop beating around the bush, you can list some good points.
1. My babe helps in uplifting my spiritual life
that's just one of a lot she does.

RoyalBlak007:
♤i miss my ex

[color=Purple]♤.she súcks like a Vacuum Cleaner[/color] .....,,

hahahahahaha she is a scholar because she understands the word "suck" some of them just runnlios up and down. Na one of the reasons wey I no de use my bae joke ooo.

don't mind them, let them be there forming while the masters in suckology are holding it down. Give me very tasty meal and suck my d anytime I want ( I mean those that can suck not those that just run their lips up and down) and I guarantee you Beyonce, rihanna and Alicia keys will have a very hard time taking my attention off you. Ain't nothing dope like eating or licking ice and having your d sucked, shiiii where is boo?
For the ladies that doubt the power of b.j call your husband around 3pm and tell him you're going to give him a dope azz b.j and watch the time he comes back from work that day or if he stays out late call him and watch the time too.
unless you're a terrible headmistress like one crazy girl that wanted to scrape my d with teeth instead of sucking mtcheeeew.

icedbeatz:
U lucky she no belong to the organization of acid sprayers and pourers.
Ooh I tot na only me do pregnancy April fool prank. I cal momsi and told her that I impregnated n two ladies and she said congrats now which one is going to give birth first? How many months old are the pregnancies and where are they from? How i go carry do marriage? Na so I shout say na your plan be this for me? Na April fool abeg, she laff say I no fit get am again aftar the one I do am last year. Very funi woman.
Lalasticlala

Acid things? hahaha bros why you think say I first observe wetin de her hand come see say na handkerchief? even though my boo na cool chick but ladies can be unpredictable when they're mad at you and for me its better to be safe than sorry. You think say I wan appear as a sad story on NL? April fool prank lead gf to pour acid on bf? hehehehe bros I no fit o

prettythicksme:
My april fool no work for me,as my boo say if i dey okay make i call him back that i no well. that guy is so mean! Somebody cannot do april fool in peace?

hahaha

Homeboiy:
u can lie

u copy n paste come dey claim urs

gerarahia mehn

copy and paste?! lies? to gain what? pull out where I copied it from or please stop wasting the oxygen that these lovely trees provide for essential utilization. Now gtfoh

Aloedamz:
That's an expensive prank that could cost u a long-lasting relationship been cut short.... Tnx God u guys worked it out

ha it wasn't easy at all it took me very long time before I managed to convince her that it was just a prank I preach tire, all the please and sorry I have almost finished today. Thank God she's cool headed.

Znowcream:
So what's the moral of this long story?

Well a lot but here's one, be careful how you prank people and the type of joke you kick at people because it might turn out very bad real quick or the result/reaction you expected might be totally different you might unintentionally hurt them.

As we all know that today is the "April fool" prank day so I decided to prank my babe. We had planned that I'm to come over to her place today so that we can hang out, see movies, watch Dave Chappelle's 2017 comedy special, catch fun outdoors and chill later.

I went on azlyrics.com and copied usher's confession first verse then edited it to suit my prank and sent it to her basically saying that I'm so sorry that this is probably the worst thing that i ever had to do and it got me wondering how I'm going to tell her that I got a girl pregnant and the girl called me that she's 2-3months pregnant and she's keeping it and I'm thinking about best way to handle the situation and more then I dropped my phone while expecting her reply. After few minutes Ed Sheeran's thinking out loud started blaring from my phone (the ringtone I assigned to her) I didn't pick it. I just waited after few missed calls i wanted to send her another text saying I can't talk right now but her calls keeps coming then I picked it and behold water don pass garri ooo.

She was crying on the phone and stuff, asking me bunch of questions. How can you do this to me? what have I done to deserve this? what have i refused you? don't I satisfy you? don't I love you enough? one after another while I was trying to let her know that it was just an April fool prank. She now asked me to tell her where she went wrong? I told her babe I'm so sorry that it was just an April fool prank and she continued crying saying I should stop playing and tell her what happened and I can barely hear her as she's crying and asking these questions meeeeeehn I felt so bad and started pleading with her that it was a prank that I didn't know it will turn out this bad that I'm sorry. I started reassuring her how much I love her and other things, she just managed to mumble that she's coming over immediately.

I'm like damn I have messed up big time, I love her so much and don't ever want to make her sad in anyway let alone cry but now I'm the one making her cry. Meeeehn i felt so bad the whole time it took before she arrived at my place. She came wearing her sunglasses, purple top that compliments the colour of her skin with her handkerchief in her hand. I saw her coming in and her usual glowing face and smile is not what i met today, she was wearing her shades and her facial expression seems like she's withholding something back. As i moved forward to hug her and called her boo boo she just let loose and continued crying profusely. Meeeehn any guy that really loves their girl knows how much we hurt when we see them crying let alone being the one that made her to cry so words can't express how bad I felt, she was literally shaken up it was then I understood what I've done (my supposed little prank) she fall into my arms for few seconds and then pushed me away saying how could you? with her beautiful soft voice that softens me. Damn I efd up bad, I started explaining, opening my texts and call lists and everything trying to make my case. Promising her
never to do such prank on her again, omo I had to open my Flowictionary and utilize all I could before she now stopped crying but still pretty shaken up. I come turn to nanny sharply trying to find a way to calm her down. Meeeehn I'm glad she later got herself after sometime na him she come de beat me oo with her soft hands, de strangle me and stuff hahahaha.

She's an amazing lady and I still feel bad about the effects the prank and don't know what extra thing I'm going to do to make it up to her.

GodsLastBorn:
T***ing *er..shut up you fUgly azz bitch, i cant tell if you were you crying or smiling?!

Shadedtee
(my fiirst two words are * T***ing *er....= Testing her) I'm disappointed shadee so you didn't mean what you typed that you don't give a f*#k about my opinion and yet you typed this;
" Lol, what respect? He's the one being disrespectful"
Come on that you found it disrespectful means that my opinion matter to you when it f*#king shouldn't. I will now retire I thought you were going to learn not to give a shiit but you still do, good bye.

@arleck boss thanks but you know now, respect on a faceless forum doesn't mean squat though one can make good friends from here or something positive or. Just here to have fun a little fun watching peeps react or press their buttons, trash talk to them and read their response and its funny when it escalates and they get caught up in their emotions.
Its sad that most people that say your opinion doesn't count or I don't give a %#*k really gives a fk, people need to positively not gibe anf#*k in order to enjoy life to the fullest, that mode gives you a very beautiful and powerful perception on everything and I guarantee you will enjoy it when you get there.

Shadedtee:
I don't have to be beautiful to you hun, your opinion don't count

T***ing *er..shut up you fUgly azz bitch, i cant tell if you were you crying or smiling?!

Shadedtee:
We are all ugly to someone, so saying someone is ugly is no biggie. This is Internet, we are all here for the bants. But when you go extra mile in saying stupid things just to prove your point then it's not okay

lmao hahaha goddamn you're taking me serious? a fxxking handler on a cyberspace? lol NL is funny, I like observing people catch feelings or making them.catch feelings sometimes. You guys should never give such power to strangers let alone a goddamn account operator. Take the ones you like and don't give a fk about others damn it. I would have appreciated you if you were like "I'm not beautiful?! so?", gtfoh, best don't even reply or be indifferent about it no matter what but you got all caught up in your feelings like some girls do whenever theirs looks is brought up in shades. You don't know me and I don't know you but you take my opinion serious come on now.

Shadedtee:
Always read to understand and not just to reply, I never said her Forehead has anything to do with her songs, I mean regardless of her Forehead she's beautiful

You typing "Rihanna has orpon and she's winning" implies a lot.
1. Her orpon/forehead didn't stop her from winning,
2. Her forehead influenced her winning,
3. Her forehead is inconsequential in her winning.
So is not wrong for me to infer you meant #2. Regardless of your forehead you are still not beautiful dear and I'm not bashing you OK, its just me calling a spade a spade.

KennyID17:
Baba na u oo, minister of kpekus affairs

OGA I carry L for the affairs OO.

Bumbae1:
O o o
Lastborn why now
You just ruin my tea .. now it taste like sh!t lol the imagery too much
Lol but do guy actually enjoy it ?? I mean licking kitty ..

Hahahaha lol ruined your tea lmao. I don't know about other guys but I enjoy eating squeaky clean, healthy, well shaved or bald pussii, you know its not like it tastes like honey, sugar, cinnamon or something but that thing still tastes and feels good and leaves me in awe like nothing else in this world. Squeaky clean and healthy pussi is magical my dear, its a beautiful mystery.

Bumbae1:
Lol

But eating booty is just a step too far
Dont get me wrong some do it by accident as both holes close to each other
But nah wont be kissing d guy .


Nothing wrong in pre-intimacy aslong as both people involved have good hygiene and STI, STD free

By accident?! lol hahahaha hell no Mac lean, close up, bleach, and all that I will finish them that day. Daaaamn but you guys are foul ooo someone was telling story about how he was going down on his girl and closed his eyes(major mistake, pussi eating requires attention both on the girls face and puni, though as the spirit leads eyes can be closed but only when you have mastered the contours of the particular pusssi) while on the field while his girl was giving him inspirational feedback and dude was eating azz for a while until he said he started tasting funny shitlike stuff lmao then he opened his eyes and saw that he has been eating booty since. He was mad at his girl while his gf was laughing her azz off while dude rushed to wash up.

Bumbae1:
Its actually disgusting aslong as the guy dont think of kissing me after that his buz
Some guys sha would do anything on the kitty ..

I'm then kind of guy that when I on a squeaky clean pussy, I dive, lick, write alphabets suck and do all the tweaks and skills, a true connoisseur. I love pussi (clean, healthy pussi) so much that I can have pussii for breakfast, supper and dinner and would be jolly all day but azzhole?! WTF!!? I avoid that pussi closest neighbour as much as I can. hahahahahaa ooh you like that too but you ain't going to kiss the guy after he eats your booty huh?! hahahahahaha that foul naaa.

Shadedtee:
Orpon is not an insult to me, Rihanna has orpon and she's winning, Forehead not deformity

None of her beautiful jams has anything to do with her forehead dear rather her team come up different hairstyles just to cover that forehead. Try some of those hairstyles if you would, she's winning because she's good at what she does dear believe her big forehead is not what she's winning with if not or else you would have been our African super star Forheadanna .

gbugbru:
You guys should please stop the bashing.. Its uncalled for... She is nothing else but a sister of ours... We all have sisters that does exactly what she does... And yet we appreciate them and even boast of them. So why not just ignore if it doesn't go down well with you... My simple piece of advice...

lol its not bashing but saying/typing the truth for me, just like when I tell a lady she is beautiful same goes to a fUgly the difference is how they take my opinion. some say its compliment while some say its bashing. If my sisters were fUgly hahaha I'd roast them once in a while, I roast my little sis whenever she does that leg twisting nonsense girls do before taking pics, I don't know why people get pissed about these things. I guess they put too much importance and emphasis on looks.

Bumbae1:
The girl like better things
Its not here fault


Mynd44 lalasticlala Can u imagine 24 hours hope you cant do this stuff

hmm this beats but I hope you help me clarify, I understand females loving getting head but why do some or most females like to have their azzhole licked?
guys that lick azzholes where do you guys get the kidney to do it?

Shadedtee:
To think someone with a sawdust filled brain like yours want to come for me is what will not cease amaze me, but then I don't expect anything better from you because life must be really difficult for a blind and senseless being like you

Can you please borrow me some forehead dear? ;-)

DavidEsq:
Free puna hunter, spotted. They wld tell Weird MC dat she beats Mariah Carey, just to collect puna

lol lmao don't mind the punknazz, the ops is fUgly and lawdhavemercy her forehead can serve as the sign post that says welcome to Lagos because its bigger. her forehead is so big you can build a stadium on it and she got bad mouth too. I wonder why do fUgly girls think that they are beautiful?

crackhouse:
Pls put "graphic pictures"

lol lmao rotflmao

Ashleydolls:
You look good.

Pls stop lying naaa, if Goliath had forehead as big as op's forehead I swear David wouldn't have killed him.

Emekaflatt:
The girl was a prostitute in Imo, she's a liar, a thief and blackmailer (ask kayemjay wetin she use him eye see). She dey masturbate, give guys blowjo.b and anal sex

Bros na serious thing be this about person ooo, how u carry know all these? kayemjay is it true be honest ?

tribalistseun:
Efe will soon beat them as the overrated rubbishh. Another Vic O loading

hahahaha your meme got me rolling on the floor lol lmao. Efen is as wack as can be.

Emekaflatt:
Let RepogirI come and post her numerous ex-nairaland lovers like kayemja.y, Diksin, Daik, Frank3.17, ashewob.oy etc.

Shameless olosho married to a weak pastor

hahahaha hahahaha now i understand why some guys are hell bent on marrying virgins.

11?! omg how can the parents collect bride prize again? if only scientists can come up with a fuckometer for checking body counts. 11x 15( let's say 15times per bf)= 165
a- assumed bfs are 8minute per straff mofos
= a(165)
= 8x165 = 1320/60= 22hours of non stop lashing.
b - assuminf bfs are really Gz of 30-40mins per straf
= 11(165)
= 40x165 = 6600/60=110hours
= 110/24hrs = 4days, 5hours of nonstop lashing on an elastic material? and cucumbers, flings, carrots, bottles were excluded oo bros. hahahahahaha you see one of the reasons to marry de cut some guys mind hmmmmm.

Ubenedictus:
I guess that post is ur definition of maturity.
Weldone.

I bet trying to control people's opinion and the freedom of expression is your perception of maturity right? Fella you need to learn how to stay in your lane if you can.