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Ubenedictus:
hope u know there is a report option on nairaland an ur post break rule no 2

lol hahahahahaha I'm shitting on myself now right now hahahahahaha what are you 8? hahahaha oh you want to call mom and dad for me? hahahahahaha I'm scared out of my wits. " hope you know there's a report option" kiss my azz. I don't breath or live on NL OK, I can handle any ban OK, its not a job and I haven't been paid a dime for commenting or contributing to this forum. Rather the owner I believe is grateful to the individuals that come here to post things. Well if only you have much going on for you then you would realise that a ban from here won't pull a strand of hair from your body boy. Now hit the report button kid, I'm waiting for the ban. hahahahahaha isn't that the worst thing that can happen to you here? well to me it ain't shitt. so long boy but don't forget to report me sissy boy.

PROPHETmichael:
It's good to see a brother who is already enjoying the "organic" things of life. Go ahead and stick your face and tongue in it like king Solomon did. Ride, that Face Awesomeness.

hahahaha yes the organic facial treatment is amazing but only the healthy and squeaky clean pussssi if not bro its better to change your mission from divide and devour to cease and desist.

Ubenedictus:
this is religion section not romance, the descriptions are not needed.

The thread is also for "matured" christians so you need to leave the thread. My fingers are mine while your mind or imagination is yours so dont try to deny me my freedom of expression ok, if you dont like it skip my post immediately you discover what i'm driving at.

DanielGb:
Sex! the only valuable resource a lady can offer. that's a big lie. Me and you need to stop thinking with our diiiick. This is why ladies take us as vulnerable. they know the biological weakness of man.

Do you know there biological weakness?

Men keep falling out of glory this present day. Ladies keep toping in everything and we are happy.

I mean, rather thinking and deciding with out diiiick. Why don't we use our head. Let's get to know this females and look at what they can do and offer.

The downfall of the generation of man is sex. We should stop hyping it. They should stop seeing it as if they are doing men a favour. Rather, let see it as normal thing. No big deal.

That you think with your dickk doesnt mean i do too bro, the brain ascertains for me before the dickk is sent on a mission to infiltrate punni, abide by the laws in order to enjoy and successfully carry out the goals and return safely.

I dislike anything anal but I love having a female running her mouth, throat, lips, fingers & hands to run up and down my shaft like a constant fluctuation in stock exchange. BTW if her punny is squeaky clean? shiiiiiii, I'll eat that punni like its the last meal- lick, tickle, tease and write the whole alphabets & figures on it.
To lie is a sin but have that stopped peeps from it?

pantless:
I always seek to offer assistance, sacrifice my silence to make pple happy n most of d times find myself unhappy n downgraded by very same pple. I no fit bone, quarrel I no fit. the way out I have been using is relocating n leaving them missing me n calling me Good Guy.

Hey good guy, f#*k you!! hahaha I used to try to help peeps as much as I can at any opportunity until I realized how human beings are and since then they robbed me. It was so traumatic because they stole they last bag of f#*ks that I had to give. Nowadays I only help when I feel the person deserves or seriously needs it and I have to see that the really needs it. Most value it when they don't get it easily.

Herrmes:
I couldn't have a joint account with even Jesus himself, it's my money, go make yours.

Lol hahaha I could swear we are twins or something bros, hahahaha i can't have joint account with myself if I were two hahahahahaha let alone another person or even female.

Bodjetstar:
Hmmm!
@GodsLastBorn: Why?

Because history, current and future occurrences have/will proved it with sour or bitter results a billion times, very few females can handle money that is not theirs judiciously. My future wife can have whatever she needs but I can't dispose my earnings to her, pray you won't discover that love and money don't mix in a bitter way bro but believe me the two don't and will never mix billions that tried to mix the two have sad stories to tell and I know few peeps and I prefer to learn from others mistakes so if you like yourself keep the two mofos separate.
I love testing people and watching them act or react, I've tried this a lot and the results are always similar, initially when I start dating a girl I tell them that 10% of my salary is what I earn and their expenditure or expectations are within a range but after a while I just tell the I got a raise and tell them my original salary and bam! a lot if reactions. If she used to appreciate a 10k gift she will now see it as shitt after she got the new info, demands increase like hell, baby buy this and that increases, they automatically believe you have to start getting them or giving them extra paper or even 90% extra since your cheese got 90% bigger. You doubt me? try it on your girl.

mannycrown:
...then you're not yet ready for the marriage poo.. Albeit, joint account is NECESSARY because of uncertainties and convenience. And its as well OPTIONAL depending on the frugality of your spouse.
I dont run one with wifey but i save monthly in her personal account and we know each others ATM passwords!

Here you go, well for you to opine that I'm not yet ready for marriage says a lot about your intelligence so go on with your bad self bro.

money and love don't mix so we gonna keep that shit separate.

EMXTAN1:
For God to be attached to ur name, is such an insult to the almighty, ua fortunate to be a human, ur kinds are petite in the animal kingdom, foolish gooat. be ashamed to be human, gerrahae idiota

Is any of God's creation perfect like God? I'm sorry I have no banana for you chimp now scoot on.

ToriBlue:
They ask "have you eaten? ,I say "no", they be like "Find something to eat na"



Where I wan find am?

hahaha for your kitchen now, grab something and warn it up plow food is ready girl.

marlvis:
abeg tell them .some guys just don't know their responsibilities ...

Just observe this one, so all those are your bf's responsibilities? OK what are your responsibilities? Display.

WTF?! God protect and guide one away from atrocities. Some men get mind ooo, just negodi otu out si gbotoro mtcheew.

I feel for you bro, you're suffering from C.B.D, you cannheal if you want to but how the hell and what the hell do you mean by "I obey her"? @ op
Its bad that you let your wife dictate when you Bleep or not, very baaaaad. FYI that's your punni bro.

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May God punish that man, what peace or stability is he talking about? where?

Everybody now dish out the criteria to be a real man huh?! GTFOH the op sounds like a feather brain chick.

Bro that thing the shoot is urine and nothing else, the white one that looks like sperm is their suppose cum, anybody that wants to disprove it should tell me what the clear water is and where its from if you don't think it's urine.

what did she do? what happened?

*In/2baba's voice* E be like say the want to tell us another story again ooo be like they want chop another billions again oooo.

You guys always dishing predictions as advice. A man that will marry you will do so even if you live in his house before marriage once he knows that you are the one.

DanielGb:
are there not other good things a woman is good for than sex? why the sexual hype.

When its the only thing one can offer, its their ace they have no other option but to value the only resource that they can offer. Not knowing that a woman or man ain't shitt if the only thing they have to offer is sex, we owe it to ourselves to bring more to the table. Some ladies have a lot to offer but most don't.

funmisticqueen:
from what you said, you are either a Bleep boy, a broke ass, a time waster or an immature fool

its bedtime dear, you know early to bed early to rise. This is not barney OK?

vannessa7:
only the likes of you with zero IQ would think what you wrote up there makes any sense. Google is your friend, check out those researches, even in your befuddled state you can remember that you felt better, more energetic and performed better in school when you had an healthy meal and a loving home to come back to. ask children from broken home to know the difference. a good home is not the only criteria for success in your vocation but its very crucial, thus the sharing of properties between divorcing couples even when the wife never did a days job during the marriage. get educated.

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Here goes another dingbatttt
1. Are we talking about kids that are yet to develop mentally, emotionally and other things or is the issue on whether marriage is a criterion for success for single guys?
2. Do you know how many successful people out there from a broken home?
3. So a single guy can't have a wonderful home, home cooked meal (which many girls are willing to prepare in the quest of displaying their culinary skills/selling point to an eligible bachelor), peaceful home that will aid them in succeeding unless the marry? your stupidityy here is mind buggling.
4. From your porous brain married people have more success due to nothing but the fact that they got married?
Until you crawl out of that cave you're in, get exposed or travel to a 1st world country your warped reasoning will still be at the mercy of the cobwebs.
Pls try to dust that antique you call your brain or go ahead to show the world how dumb you can be after all its a free world hun ;-).
Well sorry I shouldn't have expected more from a feather brain that made a statement like " taking care of a woman is loving yourself " hahahahahaha thanks for the laughter though, an unapologetic freeloader.

lielbree:
You are divorced before you're even married... image comparing you spouse to an appendix, that's sad.

I wonder what has made you have such a bitter and grim look at marriage.

Marriage can be great you know... my husband takes words out of my mouth like he knows what I'm thinking. Most times I don't ask what he what's to eat , I just prepare something and it happens to be what he had been craving.
Through our 11years we have had ups and downs.
We lost our last child, it was the hardest time. My husband was at work and came home in the afternoon which is very unusual, at the time I was suicidal.... he said something told him I was not ok! Wow!

He is the ying to my yang. We have no secrets. Everything I own belongs to him and everything he owns belongs to me.
Sometimes we have misunderstandings but never malice or knowingly want to hurt each other. When he is happy, I'm happy and vice versa

Like I said I don't know why your out look on marriage is so grim but I can tell this, YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE TAG ON A GOOD MARRIAGE.
EVERY MARRIAGE CAN WORK PROVIDED BOTH PARTIES PLAY THEIR PART.

good night.

Lol my dear I'm not yet married, the appendix comparison is not literal but the representation of accepting harmful things and unconsciously encouraging it because its a part of you which is a big no no for me, I despise sentiments a lot be it whoever is involved. I appreciate good marriage with reasonable parties and unselfish wives that thinks everything should revolve around them. If a wife is a good one a sensible man will recognize that and will make her his world willingly not because that's how they woman wants it but cos she deserves it, earned it & treats her hubby how she wants to be treated & vice versa.
I love love, I like marriage but I can't stand the concept of most marriages nowadays where after 1year the man is out chasing tails and the wife has a side guy that lashes her & the both pretend to each other that's why I'm taking my time to observe, test and to know the part of a chick that she doesn't want me to know before I can engage her you know, really knowing someone.
If you're saying it how it is the God bless you and your family more, I respect this " YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE TAG ON A GOOD MARRIAGE. EVERY MARRIAGE CAN WORK PROVIDED BOTH PARTIES PLAY THEIR PART" especially that both parties playing their parts is the real deal. If everyone is to play their parts very well the whole world will be awesome, I respect that. Thanks for clarification and remain blessed. I apologize if I erred.

rosalieene:

He knows what am talking about.
I know him very well that's why I made that statement
He naturally dislike ladies

You're still repeating the same ignorant statement? my dear are you serious? you need to know the meaning of "natural" very well before you can opine that you know him very well, IJS.

SweetBoyFriend:
I love you for that

This is how kids can be brave and entertaining on the internet

Lol lmao WTF.

vannessa7:
loveless and lonely old age loading, that is if you get there, researchers have discovered that married men live longer lives than single men, they are more productive and many reach their career peak due to the care, support and nurturing of their wives the reverse is the case for women unfortunately, married women die younger than those that choose to remain single, does not apply to me though, i will rather pull out before getting to that level, loving and taking care of a woman is loving yourself ,

wow, just wow. So success is determined by marriage status?! being productive and having an awesome career depends on marriage status?! pls stop telling people that you're dumb I plead with you, just stop. Success and all those you mentioned are determined by hard work, smart work, preparations, foresight, taking risks, grabbing opportunities, making the best out of whatever and many more but marriage status or being single has absolutely nothing to do with it. Why are some married people broke or unsuccessful? is theirs not marriage or they are just fcking and making babies out of wedlock? stop making the world think that Nigerian girls are unimaginably stupidd.

Freak101:
that wasn't what I intended to pass.

My point is when you take good care of her, things will go on fine for the family.

Like for example,when she's happy,you'll be happy

Even if you don't give her money,if she's happy!!its enough for the family,because when you're sad and she's happy,Shell inflict it on you..that was my point sir..the post was inspired from what I've seen for the past few weeks and I have a feeling that people are expericing something like this in their home ,so I decided to write on it

Maybe that wasn't your intention but that's what you're portraying my dear one, you're speaking from inexperience, young mind and innocent perception with little knowledge about the issue.
By what you typed up there it then means the the other side of it is this, if a man can
1. provide a washing machine for himself
2. Buy pussi
3. Have better priorities than her ( of cause a focused man should)
4. Can cook better than a mofo
5. Can pray for himself
He doesn't need to care about his woman right? because he can do those things that you listed are the reasons he should care about her abi?
So your advice is, any man that can do these up here never care about your woman. You didn't know but that was your message, always think from different perceptions when reasoning. Be flexible and also never forget what your message will infer. Relationships should be supportive, caring, loving, sharing and more and not the tits for tats you posted there.

Odunharry:
Lmao. Read d last sentence again.

Lol whenever most of them get emotional their reasoning, sight and a lot more becomes clouded. How in the effing world does "women are masters of deception than men" make men saints?! how?! To read and understand is a wonderful skill to possess.

lielbree:
You need to have a rethink about marriage.

That some is part of u! The two of us are one

Happy wife happy life. Happy husband happy life.it works both ways

No you're the one that really needs overhaul dear, you got it twisted and for you to say you've been in marriage for 11years?! 11!? and you emit this mentality? Read your line again " If you want a woman to treat you well , treat her well first!" FIRST! before you treat your husband well he must treat you well FIRST hahahahahaa well it takes more than age, beard and a d**k to be a MAN.
You are trying to justify why another person should be in charge of my happiness because she's my wife and the two of us are one right? some people have had appendix did they leave it to burst in their stomach because its part of their body?! hell no, if any part of your body will negatively impact on you or affect your health, physically, mentally or emotionally you need to treat the sickness or get rid of it. If a doctor tells you that you have to leave the appendix in your stomach because its part of you and you need to be happy only when the appendix ceases to pain you won't you tell the doctor that he is stark raving mad?! won't that be a very foolish idea?
My happiness in the hands of another human being?! hahahahahaa